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Date: 07/28/10 02:35 PM

81 Responses to The Scoop On Semen

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:45 am
    Link: The Scoop On Semen - 18 feet??? Is that a typo?
  2. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    fail
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Readable, non-stretched version here.
  4. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    anyone else having issues with this page ?
  5. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    what..is that supposed to be..?
  6. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Another readable, non-stretched version here. Is that one of those IAB Classics already?
  7. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    to shoot off that far the guy must have been holding it for months
  8. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Uhm... yeah... not turning my monitor like that...
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Stretched out a bit, Isn`t it ?
  10. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Anyone else having it stretch?

    http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/ the-scoop-on-semen/image.jpg

    worked for me
  11. Profile photo of JMStorton
    JMStorton Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    18 feet!? Is that how long this image would print out to?
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    it must suck to be allergic to semen.
  13. Profile photo of glassjawdave
    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    is the 18 feet referring to how drating wide this post is?
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    There you go:

    http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/the-scoop-on-semen/image.jpg
  15. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    F*Ck you
  16. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    right click view image
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Lemme try and fix this...hang on...
  18. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    wtf why it`s so wide i can`t see anything
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    ill just say im glad im not from papua new guinea
  20. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Completely unreadable for me...well, you know the old myth about masturbation :)
  21. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Average volume is 1 teaspoon? I would have guessed a much higher #.
  22. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    For those who see it stretched out, type semen in search. Then you`ll get the same exact link that was posted here in February.
  23. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Someone had mixed up the width and the height. Apologies folks. It should be fixed in a few minutes once my changes filter through.
  24. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    20 calories for a teaspoon of mostly water? Seems a bit high to me.
  25. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    repost.
  26. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    wow. really? sperm is produced in the testes? HOLY TOLEDO!
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Thanks, Bob.
  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Anytime sir :)
  29. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Didn`t need to know the bit about the boys of Papua New Guinea... eugh.
  30. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    5%? I`ve met the minority?
  31. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    @YoungOola, either that or she was lying to you to get out of something...
  32. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Thank God I wasn`t born into the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea
  33. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Damn, New Guinea...nasty
  34. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    5%? I`ve met the minority?

    ---

    /tar YoungOola
    /pat
  35. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I`m glad I`m not an Etoron boy.
  36. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    repost.
  37. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    this reminds me of the good old days when i came on i-am-bored and saw this posted.
  38. Profile photo of xill311
    xill311 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    a repost indeed
  39. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    This just in, a flood of male homosexuals are moving to Papua New Guinea.
  40. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    18 feet?! Was there some sort of contest?
  41. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    That last one sort of put me off.
  42. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    @Kaagen: I see what you did there...
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    nom nom nom nom nom
  44. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I can only imagine the speed it would have taken to splooge 18 feet...
    and the thought in all 280 million of their heads...

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  45. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    I am now officially glad that I didn`t grow up in Papua, New Guinea.
  46. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    woah. i can`t believe that people can actually be allergic to that shi t. i never would`ve known that had i not stumbled upon this post. well, not really stumbled. more like every day browsing.
  47. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    re-re-re-repost

    and i love how they use "testes" instead of "testicles"
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    so whoever achieved that record must`ve been more than a little *ahem* blocked up for a while...
  49. Profile photo of gamergrl1018
    gamergrl1018 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    18 feet? Sprayin people like a Shamu show
  50. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    @caper454 i am now officially glad about the same thing, only for me. Papua New Guinea people are insane.
  51. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    The last one...oh my lord...I have no lord...I am my own lord...ohhhh D:
  52. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    I`m allergic. All it does it burn a little though. "/
  53. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    I`m an anthropologist so the last one doesn`t shock me. In fact, I`m pretty certain we talked about this in one of my upper level cultural anthro classes.
  54. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    I had no idea about the allergic thing...
  55. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Actually sperm lasts about 20 minutes on a toliet seat. Once it dries up, it`s essentially useless. Sperm aren`t exactly hardy little creatures :)
  56. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    welcome to man hood... here`s your shot
  57. Profile photo of weebazweebaz
    weebazweebaz Male 30-39
    76 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    I`m allergic. All it does it burn a little though. "/

    hahhahhaa very good, back of the throat or eyes?
  58. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    i want to know right now!....who ran the taste tests
  59. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 12:55 am
    although i dont agree with the lifestyle... vegans do in fact taste the sweetest
  60. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 1:35 am
    "i want to know right now!....who ran the taste tests "

    oh my god this is brilliant!!!
  61. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Five days? Five days! Oh my god! Gotta run, gotta hide!
  62. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Etoro people, BLAH!
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 7:49 am
    18ft. ? Wow.
    Skeet SKeet SKEET !!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:31 am
    rakoonhat "i want to know right now!...who ran the taste tests"

    Followed by...

    SarahColleen "although i dont agree with the lifestyle... vegans do in fact taste the sweetest"

    I believe we have our answer.
  65. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:36 am
    Workin` my PC muscle to try and beat that record.
    "I was prayin`! I was trainin`! And I was takin my Semenax!!!...."

  66. Profile photo of Flashbomb7
    Flashbomb7 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:41 am
    I am NEVER moving to Papua New Guinea
  67. Profile photo of scotchbomb
    scotchbomb Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:42 am

  68. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
    See mom - you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet.
  69. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    7 to 10 inches is the average distance? HOORAY! finally, something above average =D
  70. Profile photo of deckstore
    deckstore Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    repost.
    org. http://www.i-am-bored.com/ bored_link.cfm?link_id=46996
  71. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    yuk on the last one!
  72. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    That last fact is so gross.
  73. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    @ardystic Me too good buddy, *highfives*
    Ohh wait on second hand maybe we shouldn`t : p
  74. Profile photo of LuvsIt
    LuvsIt Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    this was actually really interesting! but when i read the last one I def threw up in my mouth a little.
  75. Profile photo of AnnaOmega
    AnnaOmega Female 13-17
    40 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Interesting. The last part is gross, but it`s all really interesting. Nice to know, I guess.
  76. Profile photo of meetredmeat
    meetredmeat Female 18-29
    124 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    I really could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that last one
  77. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:54 am
    o.o
  78. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Among the worst jobs in the world: Cleaning up the Worlds Longest Spooge Contest. That person must have an epic look when someone starts whining about how much their job blows.
  79. Profile photo of misiz_sjmxo
    misiz_sjmxo Female 18-29
    77 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    That last part is so gross. Sexual abuse much?
  80. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    So as the comedian Ron (tater salad) White professed. If sperm cam out like chocolate all women would never stop.
  81. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Ewwwwww

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