The Scoop On Semen

Submitted by: lostinkorea 7 years ago in Weird

18 feet??? Is that a typo?
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Female 101
Ewwwwww
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Male 2,402
So as the comedian Ron (tater salad) White professed. If sperm cam out like chocolate all women would never stop.
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Female 77
That last part is so gross. Sexual abuse much?
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Male 512
Among the worst jobs in the world: Cleaning up the Worlds Longest Spooge Contest. That person must have an epic look when someone starts whining about how much their job blows.
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Female 5,222
o.o
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Female 124
I really could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that last one
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Female 40
Interesting. The last part is gross, but it`s all really interesting. Nice to know, I guess.
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Female 19
this was actually really interesting! but when i read the last one I def threw up in my mouth a little.
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Male 90
@ardystic Me too good buddy, *highfives*
Ohh wait on second hand maybe we shouldn`t : p
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Female 1,623
That last fact is so gross.
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Male 25,417
yuk on the last one!
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Male 8
repost.
org. http://www.i-am-bored.com/ bored_link.cfm?link_id=46996
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Male 1,083
7 to 10 inches is the average distance? HOORAY! finally, something above average =D
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Female 347
See mom - you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet.
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Male 20

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Male 53
I am NEVER moving to Papua New Guinea
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Male 5,624
Workin` my PC muscle to try and beat that record.
"I was prayin`! I was trainin`! And I was takin my Semenax!!!...."

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Male 153
rakoonhat "i want to know right now!...who ran the taste tests"

Followed by...

SarahColleen "although i dont agree with the lifestyle... vegans do in fact taste the sweetest"

I believe we have our answer.
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Male 6,694
18ft. ? Wow.
Skeet SKeet SKEET !!!!!!
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Male 226
Etoro people, BLAH!
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Male 247
Five days? Five days! Oh my god! Gotta run, gotta hide!
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Male 4,793
"i want to know right now!....who ran the taste tests "

oh my god this is brilliant!!!
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Female 1,071
although i dont agree with the lifestyle... vegans do in fact taste the sweetest
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Female 654
i want to know right now!....who ran the taste tests
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Male 76
I`m allergic. All it does it burn a little though. "/

hahhahhaa very good, back of the throat or eyes?
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Male 2,748
welcome to man hood... here`s your shot
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Female 265
Actually sperm lasts about 20 minutes on a toliet seat. Once it dries up, it`s essentially useless. Sperm aren`t exactly hardy little creatures :)
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Female 76
I had no idea about the allergic thing...
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Female 351
I`m an anthropologist so the last one doesn`t shock me. In fact, I`m pretty certain we talked about this in one of my upper level cultural anthro classes.
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Female 451
I`m allergic. All it does it burn a little though. "/
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Male 312
The last one...oh my lord...I have no lord...I am my own lord...ohhhh D:
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Male 253
@caper454 i am now officially glad about the same thing, only for me. Papua New Guinea people are insane.
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Female 105
18 feet? Sprayin people like a Shamu show
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Female 3,598
so whoever achieved that record must`ve been more than a little *ahem* blocked up for a while...
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Male 2,056
re-re-re-repost

and i love how they use "testes" instead of "testicles"
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Female 109
woah. i can`t believe that people can actually be allergic to that shi t. i never would`ve known that had i not stumbled upon this post. well, not really stumbled. more like every day browsing.
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Female 511
I am now officially glad that I didn`t grow up in Papua, New Guinea.
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Male 106
I can only imagine the speed it would have taken to splooge 18 feet...
and the thought in all 280 million of their heads...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 39,593
nom nom nom nom nom
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Male 535
@Kaagen: I see what you did there...
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Male 152
That last one sort of put me off.
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Female 2,120
18 feet?! Was there some sort of contest?
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Male 1,164
This just in, a flood of male homosexuals are moving to Papua New Guinea.
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Male 52
a repost indeed
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Male 1,627
this reminds me of the good old days when i came on i-am-bored and saw this posted.
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Female 1,043
repost.
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Female 327
I`m glad I`m not an Etoron boy.
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Female 1,593
5%? I`ve met the minority?

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/tar YoungOola
/pat
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Female 536
Damn, New Guinea...nasty
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Male 1,287
Thank God I wasn`t born into the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea
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Female 3,574
@YoungOola, either that or she was lying to you to get out of something...
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Male 325
5%? I`ve met the minority?
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Male 593
Didn`t need to know the bit about the boys of Papua New Guinea... eugh.
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Male 4,290
Anytime sir :)
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Male 9,305
Thanks, Bob.
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Male 2,049
wow. really? sperm is produced in the testes? HOLY TOLEDO!
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Female 407
repost.
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Male 12,365
20 calories for a teaspoon of mostly water? Seems a bit high to me.
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Male 4,290
Someone had mixed up the width and the height. Apologies folks. It should be fixed in a few minutes once my changes filter through.
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Male 160
For those who see it stretched out, type semen in search. Then you`ll get the same exact link that was posted here in February.
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Male 315
Average volume is 1 teaspoon? I would have guessed a much higher #.
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Male 12,365
Completely unreadable for me...well, you know the old myth about masturbation :)
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Male 7,817
ill just say im glad im not from papua new guinea
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Female 877
wtf why it`s so wide i can`t see anything
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Male 9,305
Lemme try and fix this...hang on...
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Male 78
right click view image
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Male 716
F*Ck you
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Male 92
is the 18 feet referring to how drating wide this post is?
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Female 3,574
it must suck to be allergic to semen.
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Male 4
18 feet!? Is that how long this image would print out to?
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Male 1,451
Anyone else having it stretch?

http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/ the-scoop-on-semen/image.jpg

worked for me
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Male 17,512
Stretched out a bit, Isn`t it ?
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Female 536
Uhm... yeah... not turning my monitor like that...
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Male 519
to shoot off that far the guy must have been holding it for months
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Male 588
Another readable, non-stretched version here. Is that one of those IAB Classics already?
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Male 211
what..is that supposed to be..?
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Male 519
anyone else having issues with this page ?
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Male 2,593
fail
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Female 3,726
Link: The Scoop On Semen [Rate Link] - 18 feet??? Is that a typo?
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