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Date: 07/17/10 02:04 PM

67 Responses to The Realist`s Crayon Set… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Link: The Realist`s Crayon Set... - Ohh, that fourth crayon down is brutal... but true.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Crayons true to life, i think is what you were meaning!
  3. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    lol second to last one is funny
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    The first one doesn`t make much sense.
  5. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Hmm Michal Jackson 2008 and Anal bleach are the same. .
  6. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Scientist have determined: 76.8% of these are entertaining.
  7. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    i would use these so hard!!
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Navy blue balls?

    Oh my...
  9. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Why no "BP oil spill brown"???

    Oh wait... It`s because this post is FuuKIN OLD...
  10. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    mommy got those bright red stretch marks from giving life to you, ungrateful whelp :P
  11. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Michael Jackson would actually be hot if he kept his skin color and just straightened his hair.
  12. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    He might also have a chance at being hot if he wasn`t a corpse.
  13. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    anal bleach? wuh fugg..
  14. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    LOL the michael jackson one is pure win XD
  15. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    heve you ever had pink eye? its more like mommys strecth marks but itchier
  16. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    gangrene is my favourite colour!
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Michael Jackson actually had a medical condition which changed his skin white.

    And before you call bullsh*t here`s the wikipedia article about it.
  18. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    @gorgack2000 okay, first off, don`t believe everything off wikipedia, its a load of bull- wait, are we allowed to swear on comments? oh well, now listen, i once changed it to say star trek was made in 1710, but some star trek nerd corrected it. Now to the main part: By "Medical Condition" do you mean disease? if you do, your completely wrong, MJ took a LOT of drugs, and (somehow) it lead to the whitening of his skin, not a Disease.
  19. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Pink should be titled "Two in the..." and brown should be titled "...and one in the..."
  20. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    @gorgack

    If wikipedia says its true. Then it DEFINATELY is true.
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Michael Jackson and anal bleach are the same color.
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Neat...
  23. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    no crap, gorgack2000, although that doesn`t explain why he went to such extremes. and since you`re such an avid michael fan, how do you explain the many, many surgeries he had to get a white person`s nose?
  24. Profile photo of vickster8929
    vickster8929 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    lol i want these crayons
  25. Profile photo of MitchMcCaw
    MitchMcCaw Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    I always thought that colors should be named after something in nature. Just like those Stretch Marks.
  26. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    shadowtube you`re 13, you don`t know anything.
  27. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Not funny anymore.
  28. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Yes Shadowtube, a "Star Trek Nerd" changed your vandalism on a Wikipedia article back. In no way could it have been one of the thousands of Wikipedia moderators.

    If you ever seriously surfed Wikipedia, you would see that there are tiny numbers next to most factual assertions, those are the links to the reference the article is citing. Of course, the source of the quote has to be a credible source; at least much more credible than the word-of-mouth you`ve received.

    How many drug prevention programs have they run in your school? Did any of them ever say "Drugs are so black they made Michael Jackson white"? Doubtful, in fact, you could probably check Wikipedia and not find a single mention of drugs turning anyone`s skin white (including Caucasians, since he was paler than us).

    Saying Wikipedia is wrong because the changes are public, is like saying the dictionary is wrong because it`s a bunch of old men in a room who decide what words me
  29. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    @shadowtube
    No, he had a disease that caused some of his skin to lose its pigmint. He decided that instead of living with weird mis-colored patches, he would bleach it so he was all one color.
  30. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    I`m loving this wikipedia debate.

    People... The wiki page that was posted has references on the bottom to medical texts and various readings on the subject. Those wiki pages that DON`T provide reference material for their facts are the ones that are phony.

    So shadowtube, your edit got deleted by another user because you didn;t back up your fact (as dumb as it was) with any sort of evidence. PAges like the one posted are trustworthy because someone who knows what they`re talking about added the information and then cited their reference for anyone who wanted to see where it originated from.
  31. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Xerasia, Michael Jackson almost didn`t have a nose by the time he was done. He had to wear a prosthesis because otherwise his nose was basically two holes in his head, like what a skull looks like.
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    lol @ the 3rd one down.
  33. Profile photo of thetns
    thetns Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    What about BP oil spill black?
  34. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    "The first one doesn`t make much sense."

    The first, second, and last ones are part of the original image before the more contemporary references were Photoshopped in.

    Regarding Michael Jackson`s skin, he claimed to have Vitiligo, and I have no reason to doubt that. The condition is benign except that it causes patches of skin to lose pigment. It occurs in all races, but for obvious reasons, it is much more noticeable in black people (see picture).



    What caused some controversy among the African-American community was that Michael chose to lighten his skin to match the areas of lost pigment rather than darken those areas to match his natural skin color.
  35. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Regarding Wiki, it`s great for noncontroversial information like techie stuff, but for anything controversial or political, it`s less than worthless. It`s certainly biased, but you never know which way or how much. Hot topics get edited back and forth minute by minute by cranks and hacks with political agendas.

    For political information, get the liberal point of view from liberal sources, and get the conservative point of view from conservatives; then decide what makes sense to you. Never trust what a liberal tells you about what a conservative believes or vice versa.

    There is a good reason why Wikipedia is not acceptable as a reference in any college or university in the country.
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    "mommy got those bright red stretch marks from giving life to you, ungrateful whelp"

    No, she got them from giving life to my crying, screaming, pooping, puking, stinking, worthless little sister!
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    I want an Agent Orange crayon.
  38. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    @OldOllie
    First of all, wikipedia has been found to have essentially the same amount of bias as encyclopedia britannica. Second, way to assume we are all in this `the country` you speak of.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    its weird how mj jokes just never get old
  40. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Reminds me when I discovered a crayola colored pencil with the sweet sweet name that was "pale flesh"
  41. Profile photo of jschall
    jschall Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    On the subject of wikipedia:
    - It is a great source of information.
    - You`re not supposed to use an encyclopedia as a source
    - Wikipedia has references, which you can look at, verify as good, and use as your source. Don`t put wikipedia as your source, put wikipedia`s source as your source.
    - Proper usage of wikipedia should be encouraged by universities. It is an amazing research tool.
  42. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:33 am
    wow, wiki-rage. i just witness
  43. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 2:36 am
    "There is a good reason why Wikipedia is not acceptable as a reference in any college or university in the country. "

    The fact that Wikipedia is based on quoting/citing where the facts comes from is the best way to use Wikipedia anyways. Rather than listing off the Wikipedia articles you used, simply use the links in the footnotes, should they be unavailable, that information in unverifiable, and therefore unreliable.

    Universities and Colleges are smart to disallow Wikipedia as a source, but if you use what sources Wikipedia, then the professor can know you didn`t just edit the article to suit your needs.
  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 2:37 am
    Damn, Jshall beat me to it.
  45. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 4:18 am
    Despite the name, Gangrene has nothing to do with the color green. There can be some discoloration (blue or black for a superficial infection, red or bronze for a deep infection), but rarely green.

    No offense.

    And here`s my source.

    P.S. Thank you, Jschall. You took the words right out of my mouth. I would only like to add that using Wikipedia as your source rather than Wikipedia`s source brands you as lazy. I have absolutely no problem with using it properly.
  46. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 6:43 am
    @jschall
    -It is Not a great source of info, last year i edited it to say Startrek was made in 1710, i hate when Star Trek nerds correct that.
    -Encyclopedia`s are made by companys who do their work, They are correct, so yes you are supposed to use them as a source.
    -Don`t ever use Wikipedia as a Source, at LEAST 40% of it is incorrect.
    -No it shouldn`t, If Universities would take Wikipedia as a source, a lot of retards would beat college, an they want to teach the retards.
    -IT IS NOWHERE CLOSE to an amazing research tool. NOWHERE CLOSE!
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Wow Shadowtube. Talk about being anal
  48. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 7:55 am
    lmao @ jschall
  49. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Wow shadowtube... Way to go, ignoring all the intelligent posts beneath you...

    Wikipedia is a good source of info if the data on the Wiki page has a viable source. Your edit of the Star Trek page gets changed because you have no source for your info. How retarded are you? Oh wait... You`re probably one of those "I know it all" middle school or high school brats... Wikipedia has been around since before you were old enough to know how to work a computer. And as for thinking it "trekkies" that change your posts, its NOT, fuucktard... Its the ridiculous amount of moderators that CHECK the data against the reference. If there`s no reference for the change of data, they revert it back to the original post. So yes, Wikipedia IS a viable information source as long as the post has good reference sources (usually found on the bottom of the page). So stop thinking you know it all and go terrorize a mall with your friends... if you have any.
  50. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Nice trolling there Shadowtube, you could have done it a little better.

    If you weren`t trolling, you would qualify as one of the top tenth percentile on the internet who would qualify for: "most retarded drater on the web".

    Seriously, if you write incorrect info on wikipedia and expect it to remain unchanged... don`t you feel, at least a little bit, like you`re the reason you don`t trust Wikipedia? If retards like you weren`t out there vandalizing it, it would actually be even more reliable than it already is because moderators would have to spend less time fixing your drat-ups and more time updating and improving.

    I once made several changes to a page, but it was to delete "superfluous information" and "speculation". And it remained unchanged until data was provided to back-up the claims as being, in-fact, true.
  51. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Another note, before anything is added to a page, depending on the importance of the matter, it is usually thoroughly discussed in the "discussion" tab of the page, where moderators, users and admin can debate as to which information is pertinent enough to make the page, and which to omit. It is also the best place to post your ideas for information submission with reference, since someone else will do all the HTML work for you!

    Although, should you find a typo, you are completely allowed to, without asking, go to edit, and correct the typo. If you`re right, no one will touch it, if you`re wrong, it will be reverted back.

    On the very left, there are a bunch of buttons, one of which is recent changes, it shows you, real time, all the changes that have been done and to which page.

    Learn the site and how it works, and you realize it`s not a random data assembly, it`s an intricate ant hill with every human contributing to the cause. It`s an amazing f
  52. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Even I-A-B has been used as a source.
    ---------------------------
    "Eric`s "Angry" emotion picture used for the web-cliché picture "l33t Cereal"."

    11^ "l33t Cereal". I Am Bored. http://www.i-am-bored.com/ bored_link.cfm?link_id=11137. Retrieved 2009-12-19.
    ---------------------------
  53. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    LOL... And God knows IAB is a GREAT source of UNBIASED information... Now let`s see them post 4Chan as a source and watch the entire credibility of Wikipedia disappear before our very eyes.
  54. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    I love how these internet fights start under the most random pictures...

    oh and LOL anal bleach.
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:31 am
    LOL
  56. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Where`s the beige one called `Color not entitled to be hired for internships for college grants under diversity funding` because if I were drawing a self pic atm, that`d be the one i need.
  57. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:20 am
    Love MJ 2008.
  58. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:44 am
    You can BLEACH your anus?! You`ve got to be kidding....? Right?
  59. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:33 am
    ahaha
  60. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
    "You can BLEACH your anus?! You`ve got to be kidding....? Right?"

    Watch porn sometime and pay attention to the fact that anytime you see anal, the girls anus is pink. In reality, it would be darker, so they bleach the skin to make it look better.
  61. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    They should have called black "the color you`re not supposed to say"
  62. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    lmfaooo @ r. kelly yellow
  63. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
    gangrene is black dead musscle and skin tissue
  64. Profile photo of LookItsLeia
    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    I`d buy it
  65. Profile photo of stormEsky
    stormEsky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:39 am
    anal bleach and michael jackson 2008 look like the same color..
    but i`d still buy it.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    wheres ur mom?
  67. Profile photo of ngfan
    ngfan Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Anal bleach. <3

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