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Date: 07/03/10 09:06 AM

46 Responses to The One Major Flaw With Aquaman [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:16 am
    Link: The One Major Flaw With Aquaman - This is why Aquaman will never star is his own superhero movie franchise. LOSER!
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:19 am
    lol nobody likes aquaman
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:20 am
    what`s the problem here? southwest is great--the crew is very funny and they give you free snacks.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:22 am
    i dont know, im sure wonderwoman can give him a lift.
  5. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Shut your face-hole, I love Aquaman.
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Yeah but, do you get free Dr. pepper and honey roasted peanuts when your using wind or rockets? I don`t think so...
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:29 am
    @Hylian4Hire Thank you!
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    Howler81 Male 30-39
    324 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:43 am
    For overseas travel, he could of course hitch a ride on some whales or something, and there`s usually rivers that would get him pretty far inland by swimming, but I guess if he had to travel to a land-bound area with no rivers or tributaries that lead to the ocean... And that was five seconds more thought than this post deserved.
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    wallace074 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:49 am
    They should make a movie/mockumentary where Aquaman solves the BP spill crisis. He wouldn`t even have to fly, unless he wanted to beat the crap out of some BP execs or the like. Great "go green" message, too!
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:10 am
    `Shopped. No one serves meals on planes anymore.
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    shanoonizzle Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:33 am
    @HarryBalszak
    Just had a meal on a plane yesterday.
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    KbhR Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:57 am
    HarryBalszak : Owned
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    JudasInc Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:01 am
    "`Shopped. No one serves meals on planes anymore."

    LoL harry.
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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:01 am
    waitaminute.... the ONE major flaw with aquaman? ONE??

    Im pretty sure one of the lamest superheroes of all time has more than ONE major flaw...
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:48 am
    No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    I always thought Daredevil was kinda lame. He`s blind, but he uses his other senses to see... so he`s normal... eh, I dunno. The movie didn`t exactly challenge my opinion either.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    LOL
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid...

    ---

    You are correct, sir. 100ml, and that`s max.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    "No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid... "

    LOL no kidding. they wouldnt even let me bring any make up(mascara or foundation) on the plane last time!!

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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    "I can breath underwater and communicate with sea life."
    Anything else?
    "My hand.. is made of water."
    What good is that?
    *Starts sobbing uncontrollably.*
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Awesome!
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    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    he looks so determined to arrive to his destination

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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    WTF is that woman in front laughing at?
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    bioshocker,
    if you were that skinny.. you would have that look on ur face when you got food 2.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    "Im pretty sure one of the lamest superheroes of all time has more than ONE major flaw..."

    go watch justice league with aquaman, you`ll change your opinion about "lame", dude chops off his hand to save his son, thats more hardcore than any hero I`ve seen.

    as for his "powers" its not so much special powers as it is his Atlantian heritage. being royality is what gives him the power to talk to sea creatures, living underwater gives him the ability to breathe underwater.

    plus, it makes much more sense to have water-based super powers on earth...it is 3/4 water
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    THIS! is determination
  27. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    How about the fact he has little to no powers on land?
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    wouldnt have made much more sense to have dc characters compared rather than marvel? Like superman, then batman, then aquaman.
  29. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Aquaman does have other powers besides talking to fish... he has superhuman strength, and his ability to withstand deep-sea pressure makes him damn near bulletproof. How is that not awesome? You get that bastard in a kiddie pool and he can go toe-to-toe with Superman himself.. he may not last long, but he`d hold his own for a bit.

    And now, realizing just how much a colossal nerd I am, I`m going to continue my search for Aquaman underoos for women and maybe cry myself to sleep.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    He could swim.
    he doesn`t have to fly.
    The Punisher doesn`t fly.
    WTF? Slow day?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    Irom Man flies with repulsor beams, not goddamn rockets.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    Don`t worry Hylian4Hire, nothing you said was anything more than pure hawt :D
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Hylian4Hire, if and when you find said underoos, nerd underwear party at my place... I`ll bring the comics, Gatorade, and JRock CDs... Swaywithme is invited too...
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    wait so ur saying aquaman can`t even last long in the one specific environment that gives his best potential? Dammit aquaman you`re useless...as useful as seaman from SP
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    @ opiebreath

    "The movie didn`t exactly challenge my opinion either."

    That`s simply because Ben Affleck was in it... That might as well be a jet propelled rocket to Lameville.
  36. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:22 am
    that`s not the only thing wrong with aquaman...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:25 am
    "living underwater gives him the ability to breathe underwater. "

    oh, so if i build a house in a lake, change my official adress to the lake, and then attempt to live in that house, i`ll be able to breathe underwater too?!?
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:00 am
    Well this gave me a good chuckle.
  39. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:57 am
    TKD_Master Surely if you did try to live in that house then you would just end up dead in that house XD
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:58 am
    frankii, obviously TKD Master`s point flew right over your head....lmao
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    he can survive in a jar of his own pee
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    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:06 am
    If he could stand underwater pressure at the bottome of the ocean wouldn`t that mean he practically explode if he were to come ashore?
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    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:24 am
    for some reason, holding the fishbowl brought this to another level of funny
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    xohbkxo Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:13 am
    @duffytoler

    Thank you for saying that

    i was so annoyed by that
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:23 am
    I love it.
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    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Aquaman sucks!

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