The One Major Flaw With Aquaman [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This is why Aquaman will never star is his own superhero movie franchise. LOSER!
There are 46 comments:
Female 155
Aquaman sucks!
0
Reply
Male 6,693
I love it.
0
Reply
Male 15
@duffytoler

Thank you for saying that

i was so annoyed by that
0
Reply
Female 587
for some reason, holding the fishbowl brought this to another level of funny
0
Reply
Male 314
If he could stand underwater pressure at the bottome of the ocean wouldn`t that mean he practically explode if he were to come ashore?
0
Reply
Male 159
he can survive in a jar of his own pee
0
Reply
Male 3,915
frankii, obviously TKD Master`s point flew right over your head....lmao
0
Reply
Female 437
TKD_Master Surely if you did try to live in that house then you would just end up dead in that house XD
0
Reply
Male 1,232
Well this gave me a good chuckle.
0
Reply
Male 4,793
"living underwater gives him the ability to breathe underwater. "

oh, so if i build a house in a lake, change my official adress to the lake, and then attempt to live in that house, i`ll be able to breathe underwater too?!?
0
Reply
Male 2,419
that`s not the only thing wrong with aquaman...
0
Reply
Male 2,688
@ opiebreath

"The movie didn`t exactly challenge my opinion either."

That`s simply because Ben Affleck was in it... That might as well be a jet propelled rocket to Lameville.
0
Reply
Male 429
wait so ur saying aquaman can`t even last long in the one specific environment that gives his best potential? Dammit aquaman you`re useless...as useful as seaman from SP
0
Reply
Male 2,688
Hylian4Hire, if and when you find said underoos, nerd underwear party at my place... I`ll bring the comics, Gatorade, and JRock CDs... Swaywithme is invited too...
0
Reply
Female 3,696
Don`t worry Hylian4Hire, nothing you said was anything more than pure hawt :D
0
Reply
Male 5,194
Irom Man flies with repulsor beams, not goddamn rockets.
0
Reply
Male 2,893
He could swim.
he doesn`t have to fly.
The Punisher doesn`t fly.
WTF? Slow day?
0
Reply
Female 328
Aquaman does have other powers besides talking to fish... he has superhuman strength, and his ability to withstand deep-sea pressure makes him damn near bulletproof. How is that not awesome? You get that bastard in a kiddie pool and he can go toe-to-toe with Superman himself.. he may not last long, but he`d hold his own for a bit.

And now, realizing just how much a colossal nerd I am, I`m going to continue my search for Aquaman underoos for women and maybe cry myself to sleep.
0
Reply
Male 1,093
wouldnt have made much more sense to have dc characters compared rather than marvel? Like superman, then batman, then aquaman.
0
Reply
Male 1,370
How about the fact he has little to no powers on land?
0
Reply
Male 2,748
THIS! is determination
0
Reply
Male 2,703
"Im pretty sure one of the lamest superheroes of all time has more than ONE major flaw..."

go watch justice league with aquaman, you`ll change your opinion about "lame", dude chops off his hand to save his son, thats more hardcore than any hero I`ve seen.

as for his "powers" its not so much special powers as it is his Atlantian heritage. being royality is what gives him the power to talk to sea creatures, living underwater gives him the ability to breathe underwater.

plus, it makes much more sense to have water-based super powers on earth...it is 3/4 water
0
Reply
Female 293
bioshocker,
if you were that skinny.. you would have that look on ur face when you got food 2.
0
Reply
Male 593
WTF is that woman in front laughing at?
0
Reply
Female 221
he looks so determined to arrive to his destination

0
Reply
Male 25,416
Awesome!
0
Reply
Male 1,625
"I can breath underwater and communicate with sea life."
Anything else?
"My hand.. is made of water."
What good is that?
*Starts sobbing uncontrollably.*
0
Reply
Female 3,828
"No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid... "

LOL no kidding. they wouldnt even let me bring any make up(mascara or foundation) on the plane last time!!

0
Reply
Female 1,593
No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid...

---

You are correct, sir. 100ml, and that`s max.
0
Reply
Female 5,222
LOL
0
Reply
Female 15,763
I always thought Daredevil was kinda lame. He`s blind, but he uses his other senses to see... so he`s normal... eh, I dunno. The movie didn`t exactly challenge my opinion either.
0
Reply
Male 1,265
No way he`d be allowed on the plane with that amount of liquid...
0
Reply
Male 776
waitaminute.... the ONE major flaw with aquaman? ONE??

Im pretty sure one of the lamest superheroes of all time has more than ONE major flaw...
0
Reply
Male 35
"`Shopped. No one serves meals on planes anymore."

LoL harry.
0
Reply
Male 12
HarryBalszak : Owned
0
Reply
Female 27
@HarryBalszak
Just had a meal on a plane yesterday.
0
Reply
Male 1,590
`Shopped. No one serves meals on planes anymore.
0
Reply
Male 21
They should make a movie/mockumentary where Aquaman solves the BP spill crisis. He wouldn`t even have to fly, unless he wanted to beat the crap out of some BP execs or the like. Great "go green" message, too!
0
Reply
Male 325
For overseas travel, he could of course hitch a ride on some whales or something, and there`s usually rivers that would get him pretty far inland by swimming, but I guess if he had to travel to a land-bound area with no rivers or tributaries that lead to the ocean... And that was five seconds more thought than this post deserved.
0
Reply
Male 683
@Hylian4Hire Thank you!
0
Reply
Male 683
Yeah but, do you get free Dr. pepper and honey roasted peanuts when your using wind or rockets? I don`t think so...
0
Reply
Female 328
Shut your face-hole, I love Aquaman.
0
Reply
Male 7,839
i dont know, im sure wonderwoman can give him a lift.
0
Reply
Female 1,181
what`s the problem here? southwest is great--the crew is very funny and they give you free snacks.
0
Reply
Male 519
lol nobody likes aquaman
0
Reply
Male 21,018
Link: The One Major Flaw With Aquaman [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is why Aquaman will never star is his own superhero movie franchise. LOSER!
0
Reply