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Date: 07/06/10 08:36 AM

104 Responses to The Most Emo 17th Birthday Party Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Link: The Most Emo 17th Birthday Party Ever - F U, Dad.
  2. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    How is that a cake? I`d be fed up too.
  3. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:42 am
    that looks like someone I know... but then again I don`t think his hair was like that on his 17th...
  4. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:45 am
    God--I hate emos.
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I bet he cant wait to turn 18
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:47 am
    you are not allowed to be emo when your parents love you, unless they love you too much.
  7. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:47 am
    What is that? A cinnamon/brown sugar casserole?
  8. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:50 am
    awww he so cute
  9. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:55 am
    I feel bad for the dad, the kid looks like a twat.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:56 am
    is that a Cinnamon Lasagna?
  11. Profile photo of dezzik
    dezzik Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:57 am
    @shneeblefish
    No wonder, they all look the same to me.
  12. Profile photo of Thrill
    Thrill Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:08 am
    At least the cake cuts itself.
  13. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:08 am
    I would make the comment of "down, not across", but this guy doesn`t even seem to know the correct place to do it.
  14. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:09 am
    The dad seems nice :)
  15. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:17 am
    17 is far too old for all that sulky `i hate my parents` crap. I grew out of that at about 15 and i was proper little poo up to them not some smiley abnormal adolescent. Emos get on my bloody nerves.
  16. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Is that a birthday lasagna? Who could be angry or emo with something as awesome as that?
  17. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Wow.
  18. Profile photo of ipenny
    ipenny Female 40-49
    2 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:31 am
    LOL @ At least the cake cuts itself. TOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
  19. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Sick ass dad :D
  20. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
    I often wonder why offspring that comes from a stable household, insists on being so unhappy. In contrast, visit The Philippines once. Tons of kids with rags for clothes, poor nutrition, and suffering from leprosy who smile and laugh constantly... and are military-grade polite.

    This punk looks like a mop used to clean spills at Krisp Kreme with a frowny face drawn on it.
  21. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
    leave emo kids alone for crying out loud....
  22. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
    He would be kinda hot if he didn`t look chunky.
  23. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:45 am
    sounds more like emo surrounded by un-emoness
  24. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:46 am
    "leave emo kids alone for crying out loud...."

    No.
  25. Profile photo of valleybronco
    valleybronco Female 18-29
    93 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
    @xxEmo kid xx We would leave you Emos alone if you would get the dang hair out of your eyes, wipe the black crap you people call makeup off your face and stop your damn whining! I know it`s so hard living in the suburbs but you could be living in Haiti. Grow up and get a sense of humor.
  26. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Dad`s smiling `cuz he can boot the kid to the curb in one more year!
  27. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:53 am
    i see what you did there xxEmo_kid_xx
  28. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
    What is that? A birthday casserole? Dad, Come on, buy a cake if you can`t bake.
  29. Profile photo of gatsbygal
    gatsbygal Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
    I do have a question, are there any poor emo kids? It does seem to be only middle class teens that go emo. I pity them with their Zunes and 5 year old cars, life is hard.
  30. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:04 am
    XD
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Why do we keep getting pics in "10 more from fancy`s drive" or something similar, then get some of them again as a separate post? Honestly in the last few weeks I`ve seen 6 or 8 pics that way.
  32. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
    "leave emo kids alone for crying out loud...."

    I don`t know about these other people`s motives, but as for me, I`ll leave emo kids alone when they stop beings so whiny about how much life sucks, stop listening to crappy music, and admit that they`re just a cheap ripoff of goth... to the point where people can`t tell the difference.
  33. Profile photo of holycrapacow
    holycrapacow Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:09 am
    @xxEmo kid xx your so gay. im emo but i dont give a poo what people say! the are more pictures of normal people getting picked on. quit ur dam whining and find something else to do in your life
  34. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:13 am
    To all emos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CjjC7B6v8Y
  35. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:21 am
    hahaha
  36. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:26 am
    How can anyone pout at lasagne?
  37. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
    This kid looks like my lil bro, bless his misguided teenage heart.
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:36 am
    lmfao nice.
  39. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Is that a boy or a girl? I really don`t know!
    Though the hairstyle says boy cause that`s a hairstyle for emoboys right?!
  40. Profile photo of Fictionary
    Fictionary Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I`d be an emo too if my dad was Andrew Lloyd Webber.
  41. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Remember kids, down the road, not across the street.
  42. Profile photo of kate_
    kate_ Female 13-17
    26 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @Fictionary AHHAHAH too right!

    lovely cake of meatloaf (possibly lasagne) mhmm
  43. Profile photo of Powderdd
    Powderdd Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:35 am
    God bless parents...
  44. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
    still lol`ing at cake that cuts itself... comment of the day.
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:55 am
    wow... that bites lol
  46. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Dad: "Hey Chad, that cake isn`t going to cut itself"

    Chad: "F U, Dad."
  47. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    dude someone really has pilaged akwardfamilyphotos for posts today. id rofl - but i did them all earlier, lol
  48. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    poor parents, the dad probably had to force out that smile.
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    lmao. I wonder what was happening before the picture was taken.
  50. Profile photo of ThreeEdge
    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
    59 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    "Cut the cake, and then give me the knife so I can cut myself"
  51. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    "My parents spoil me with money and all the Emo clothes I want from Hot Topic.. But I still hate them.."
  52. Profile photo of Prophetic595
    Prophetic595 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    If the frosting and sprinkles is meant to represent facial hair stubble this is the most win cake ever.
  53. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    "still lol`ing at cake that cuts itself... comment of the day."

    Yeah that was some funny sh:t right there.
  54. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Gerry1of1 Male, 40-49, Western US
    1061 Posts Tuesday, July 06, 2010 8:56:23 AM
    is that a Cinnamon Lasagna?
    ______

    Damn, I thought the same thing!

    LOOK I`M EMO...Boo hoo, why are you using cinnamon? Don`t you know that cinnamon had to die...I`m going to cut myself...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
  55. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I hope he kills himself.
  56. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    That`s why we put razorblades in the cake. Everyone wins!!...but seriously is this still a fab cuz it died out where i live?!
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    ha ha ha!
  58. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    1) He has a dad
    2) His dad (according to the picture) seems to genuinely care about his son.
    3) He has a freaking cinnamon dough cake!

    What does this kid have to be emo about? He needs to get into a few more fights to work off his *ehrm* frustration.
  59. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    I wish my parents would`ve baked me awesome cakes like Emo`s dad.

    Also...

    Thediddler, I believe you mean FAD, not FAB. FAB=FABULOUS ;)
  60. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I`m guessing the kid went to Dad`s house for the birthday. Dad made the lasagne because (a) the kid & dad love lasagne, (b) kid already had b-day cake at Mom`s house, (c) Dad is better at lasagne than cake, and (d) it`s hilarious!

    Elmo`s child-hood & adolescence has been the same crap over and over - seeing Dad only on special occasions, whenever Dad has enough time & guilt to take a day off from man-play. Dad over compensates with fakey cheer, including silly mugging for the camera: "Hey look! I`m so excited to be with my son, who I really, really love so much today, on his 17th birthday. And, hey look, isn`t it hilarious that I made him a birthday lasagne?!? OMFG!! LOL!!" And Dad`s girlfriend/wife who took the pic is probably really annoying.
  61. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    but gifts = love!

    lol
  62. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    ...that would be his stepdad. Has to be. No kid is that emo if his dad seems to genuinely care.
  63. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Damn, somebody picked up on the `cut itself` joke, I guess everyone was thinking it though, am I right?
  64. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I`M EMO, I`M NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY.
  65. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Awww... family moment
  66. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    parent fail
  67. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    I`m glad that they took a picture of this, a kid at his douchiest moment in life
  68. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Son fail.
  69. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Mmm, gigantic pancake with pats of butter spelling out 17...
  70. Profile photo of OCCA
    OCCA Female 13-17
    49 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    that dad needs to give up on him cuz he will be a douche forever anyways
  71. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    tiramisu
  72. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    aw :/ thats real sad
  73. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Qquuaacckk: Dude! Tiramisu for a birthday cake!? Awesome!
  74. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    I agree, it`s a major son fail. He could be emo as phuck, for all I care, but ingratitude earns a bitchslap.
  75. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    haha I love calling out snotty little kids that come through my till that don`t appreciate their parents.
    I had one kid, probably 13 throw some fit because his dad wanted him to pack the groceries (pack your own store) and I just kindly informed him that if he packed up the food, his kind father who had just bought all of it for him might let him have some.

    There are a lot of horrible parents in the world so I feel lucky every damn day that I got the ones I did. Prissy biches can suck it!
  76. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    I hope when he grows up and sees that photo he feels reeeaaallllyyyy bad! Ingrate!!
  77. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    Well of course he`s pouty.....there are no candles!
  78. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:00 am
    what an ungrateful little emo boy bitch
  79. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:19 am
    Is that Lasagna? No wonder he`s pissed.
  80. Profile photo of maputo
    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:52 am
    I`m pretty sure its rice pudding. At least it looks exactly like the rice pudding my grandmother makes, down to the cinnamon crust. Its good stuff, actually.
  81. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:28 am
    LOL awesome.
  82. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:43 am
    Looks like tiramisu.

    Lay paper in a number 17, sprinkle cocoa, remove paper, and this is what you get on top of a tiramisu.

    If so, I`m not a fan of it, but whoever made it went to some effort too.
  83. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Is that a young Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber?
  84. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:17 am
    Man, this kid has so much angst I think I might be getting angsty as well. Contact high so to speak.
  85. Profile photo of PantaRhei
    PantaRhei Female 18-29
    31 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 6:54 am
    Poor dad!
  86. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:13 am
    jesus CHRIST dude. *slaps him in the face*
  87. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:17 am
    In thiry years time, young emo there, will sit in the place of his father with a t-shirt reading Old Scull, with a Cyborg son to his left...
  88. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Look at that ungrateful Bitch.
    I want to slap his faggot face.
  89. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Old Skool LOLOL
  90. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:39 am
    what an awesome dad, poo my pops never did that for me, oh wait he was not around when i turned 17, so that lil dip$hit should be grateful he even got that delicious looking cake :p
  91. Profile photo of SuposedArt
    SuposedArt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    @SumRandom1 Looks like someone has Daddy problems.
  92. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    wow... so sad.
  93. Profile photo of planty
    planty Female 30-39
    119 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    awww poor baby didn`t get the twilight cake he wanted.
  94. Profile photo of NelleBell
    NelleBell Female 18-29
    8 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    He wanted to open more presents.
  95. Profile photo of Albinodike
    Albinodike Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    How can you not be happy, He got Ross Noble!!!
  96. Profile photo of geekphr34k
    geekphr34k Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:00 am
    his dad looks happy, at least. he`s probably really proud of his `cake`
  97. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Aaawww `lil emo sh*tbag.
  98. Profile photo of FirEyes
    FirEyes Female 30-39
    5 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:51 am
    Is that cake or lasagna there, Dad?
  99. Profile photo of Excalibur32
    Excalibur32 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    what a little punk
  100. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Emo`s are such underachievers. If they would all just walk the walk they talk, they`d all be dead by now and we could all get on with our lives.
  101. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Old Skool!
  102. Profile photo of MissTipsie
    MissTipsie Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm
    fatty emo and Hillbilly dad. :0
  103. Profile photo of MissTipsie
    MissTipsie Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    My birth dad ditched me when I was three never came back 11 1/2 years later. He is lucky I miss my dad. :(
    Waaaahhhh. He has no reason t be so rude!!! :( :( :( :( :( T T

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