The Most Emo 17th Birthday Party Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

F U, Dad.
There are 104 comments:
Female 35
My birth dad ditched me when I was three never came back 11 1/2 years later. He is lucky I miss my dad. :(
Waaaahhhh. He has no reason t be so rude!!! :( :( :( :( :( T T
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Female 35
fatty emo and Hillbilly dad. :0
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Male 143
Old Skool!
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Female 316
Emo`s are such underachievers. If they would all just walk the walk they talk, they`d all be dead by now and we could all get on with our lives.
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Male 7
what a little punk
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Female 5
Is that cake or lasagna there, Dad?
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Female 2,352
Aaawww `lil emo sh*tbag.
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Male 34
his dad looks happy, at least. he`s probably really proud of his `cake`
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Male 6
How can you not be happy, He got Ross Noble!!!
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Female 8
He wanted to open more presents.
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Female 119
awww poor baby didn`t get the twilight cake he wanted.
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Male 177
wow... so sad.
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Female 60
@SumRandom1 Looks like someone has Daddy problems.
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Male 794
what an awesome dad, poo my pops never did that for me, oh wait he was not around when i turned 17, so that lil dip$hit should be grateful he even got that delicious looking cake :p
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Male 2,690
Old Skool LOLOL
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Male 2,893
Look at that ungrateful Bitch.
I want to slap his faggot face.
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Male 782
In thiry years time, young emo there, will sit in the place of his father with a t-shirt reading Old Scull, with a Cyborg son to his left...
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Female 535
jesus CHRIST dude. *slaps him in the face*
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Female 31
Poor dad!
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Male 621
Man, this kid has so much angst I think I might be getting angsty as well. Contact high so to speak.
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Male 478
Is that a young Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber?
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Female 249
Looks like tiramisu.

Lay paper in a number 17, sprinkle cocoa, remove paper, and this is what you get on top of a tiramisu.

If so, I`m not a fan of it, but whoever made it went to some effort too.
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Female 3,828
LOL awesome.
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Male 78
I`m pretty sure its rice pudding. At least it looks exactly like the rice pudding my grandmother makes, down to the cinnamon crust. Its good stuff, actually.
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Male 1,299
Is that Lasagna? No wonder he`s pissed.
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Female 2,289
what an ungrateful little emo boy bitch
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Female 536
Well of course he`s pouty.....there are no candles!
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Female 159
I hope when he grows up and sees that photo he feels reeeaaallllyyyy bad! Ingrate!!
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Female 3,696
haha I love calling out snotty little kids that come through my till that don`t appreciate their parents.
I had one kid, probably 13 throw some fit because his dad wanted him to pack the groceries (pack your own store) and I just kindly informed him that if he packed up the food, his kind father who had just bought all of it for him might let him have some.

There are a lot of horrible parents in the world so I feel lucky every damn day that I got the ones I did. Prissy biches can suck it!
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Female 535
I agree, it`s a major son fail. He could be emo as phuck, for all I care, but ingratitude earns a bitchslap.
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Male 9,305
Qquuaacckk: Dude! Tiramisu for a birthday cake!? Awesome!
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Female 221
aw :/ thats real sad
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Male 332
tiramisu
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Female 49
that dad needs to give up on him cuz he will be a douche forever anyways
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Male 367
Mmm, gigantic pancake with pats of butter spelling out 17...
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Male 3,755
Son fail.
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Female 124
I`m glad that they took a picture of this, a kid at his douchiest moment in life
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Male 2,085
parent fail
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Female 318
Awww... family moment
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Male 1,370
I`M EMO, I`M NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY.
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Male 716
Damn, somebody picked up on the `cut itself` joke, I guess everyone was thinking it though, am I right?
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Female 448
...that would be his stepdad. Has to be. No kid is that emo if his dad seems to genuinely care.
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Female 130
but gifts = love!

lol
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Male 180
I`m guessing the kid went to Dad`s house for the birthday. Dad made the lasagne because (a) the kid & dad love lasagne, (b) kid already had b-day cake at Mom`s house, (c) Dad is better at lasagne than cake, and (d) it`s hilarious!

Elmo`s child-hood & adolescence has been the same crap over and over - seeing Dad only on special occasions, whenever Dad has enough time & guilt to take a day off from man-play. Dad over compensates with fakey cheer, including silly mugging for the camera: "Hey look! I`m so excited to be with my son, who I really, really love so much today, on his 17th birthday. And, hey look, isn`t it hilarious that I made him a birthday lasagne?!? OMFG!! LOL!!" And Dad`s girlfriend/wife who took the pic is probably really annoying.
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Female 1,593
I wish my parents would`ve baked me awesome cakes like Emo`s dad.

Also...

Thediddler, I believe you mean FAD, not FAB. FAB=FABULOUS ;)
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Male 774
1) He has a dad
2) His dad (according to the picture) seems to genuinely care about his son.
3) He has a freaking cinnamon dough cake!

What does this kid have to be emo about? He needs to get into a few more fights to work off his *ehrm* frustration.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha!
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Male 71
That`s why we put razorblades in the cake. Everyone wins!!...but seriously is this still a fab cuz it died out where i live?!
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Male 795
I hope he kills himself.
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Female 3,726
Gerry1of1 Male, 40-49, Western US
1061 Posts Tuesday, July 06, 2010 8:56:23 AM
is that a Cinnamon Lasagna?
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Damn, I thought the same thing!

LOOK I`M EMO...Boo hoo, why are you using cinnamon? Don`t you know that cinnamon had to die...I`m going to cut myself...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Male 953
"still lol`ing at cake that cuts itself... comment of the day."

Yeah that was some funny sh:t right there.
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Male 9
If the frosting and sprinkles is meant to represent facial hair stubble this is the most win cake ever.
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Female 231
"My parents spoil me with money and all the Emo clothes I want from Hot Topic.. But I still hate them.."
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Female 59
"Cut the cake, and then give me the knife so I can cut myself"
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Female 4,376
lmao. I wonder what was happening before the picture was taken.
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Male 669
poor parents, the dad probably had to force out that smile.
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Female 276
dude someone really has pilaged akwardfamilyphotos for posts today. id rofl - but i did them all earlier, lol
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Male 1,623
Dad: "Hey Chad, that cake isn`t going to cut itself"

Chad: "F U, Dad."
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Male 2,748
wow... that bites lol
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Male 2,424
still lol`ing at cake that cuts itself... comment of the day.
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Male 12
God bless parents...
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Female 26
@Fictionary AHHAHAH too right!

lovely cake of meatloaf (possibly lasagne) mhmm
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Male 2,034
Remember kids, down the road, not across the street.
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Male 18
I`d be an emo too if my dad was Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Female 812
Is that a boy or a girl? I really don`t know!
Though the hairstyle says boy cause that`s a hairstyle for emoboys right?!
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Female 9,584
lmfao nice.
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Female 547
This kid looks like my lil bro, bless his misguided teenage heart.
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Female 4,039
How can anyone pout at lasagne?
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Female 477
hahaha
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Male 1,442
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Male 2
@xxEmo kid xx your so gay. im emo but i dont give a poo what people say! the are more pictures of normal people getting picked on. quit ur dam whining and find something else to do in your life
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Male 2,688
"leave emo kids alone for crying out loud...."

I don`t know about these other people`s motives, but as for me, I`ll leave emo kids alone when they stop beings so whiny about how much life sucks, stop listening to crappy music, and admit that they`re just a cheap ripoff of goth... to the point where people can`t tell the difference.
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Male 11,739
Why do we keep getting pics in "10 more from fancy`s drive" or something similar, then get some of them again as a separate post? Honestly in the last few weeks I`ve seen 6 or 8 pics that way.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 13
I do have a question, are there any poor emo kids? It does seem to be only middle class teens that go emo. I pity them with their Zunes and 5 year old cars, life is hard.
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Male 7,378
What is that? A birthday casserole? Dad, Come on, buy a cake if you can`t bake.
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Female 1,190
i see what you did there xxEmo_kid_xx
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Female 2,509
Dad`s smiling `cuz he can boot the kid to the curb in one more year!
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Female 93
@xxEmo kid xx We would leave you Emos alone if you would get the dang hair out of your eyes, wipe the black crap you people call makeup off your face and stop your damn whining! I know it`s so hard living in the suburbs but you could be living in Haiti. Grow up and get a sense of humor.
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Male 495
"leave emo kids alone for crying out loud...."

No.
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Male 698
sounds more like emo surrounded by un-emoness
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Female 1,148
He would be kinda hot if he didn`t look chunky.
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Female 206
leave emo kids alone for crying out loud....
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Male 729
I often wonder why offspring that comes from a stable household, insists on being so unhappy. In contrast, visit The Philippines once. Tons of kids with rags for clothes, poor nutrition, and suffering from leprosy who smile and laugh constantly... and are military-grade polite.

This punk looks like a mop used to clean spills at Krisp Kreme with a frowny face drawn on it.
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Male 2,506
Sick ass dad :D
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Female 2
LOL @ At least the cake cuts itself. TOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
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Female 351
Wow.
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Female 414
Is that a birthday lasagna? Who could be angry or emo with something as awesome as that?
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Female 420
17 is far too old for all that sulky `i hate my parents` crap. I grew out of that at about 15 and i was proper little poo up to them not some smiley abnormal adolescent. Emos get on my bloody nerves.
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Male 931
The dad seems nice :)
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Male 3,014
I would make the comment of "down, not across", but this guy doesn`t even seem to know the correct place to do it.
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Male 45
At least the cake cuts itself.
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Male 5,189
Looks like my best friends brother LOL!!
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Male 27
@shneeblefish
No wonder, they all look the same to me.
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Male 40,247
is that a Cinnamon Lasagna?
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Female 965
I feel bad for the dad, the kid looks like a twat.
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Male 271
awww he so cute
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Male 142
What is that? A cinnamon/brown sugar casserole?
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Male 7,839
you are not allowed to be emo when your parents love you, unless they love you too much.
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Male 15,510
I bet he cant wait to turn 18
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Male 2,552
God--I hate emos.
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Male 509
that looks like someone I know... but then again I don`t think his hair was like that on his 17th...
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Male 141
How is that a cake? I`d be fed up too.
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Male 21,006
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