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Date: 07/02/10 10:34 AM

77 Responses to The Menstruation Machine [FIXED!!!]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Link: The Menstruation Machine - A boy builds a machine to dress up as a female, biologically. Do you need to guess where it`s from?
  2. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:03 am
  3. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:11 am
    W...T...F. I don`t know what just happened here, but it leaves a weird feeling in my head and I dun like it :`(
  4. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:11 am
  5. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:13 am
  6. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:29 am
    The song wasn`t half bad, actually. But the video turned... weird aound the time he got the cramps.
  7. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:30 am
    NO! just no... never again. dont post this crap ever again
  8. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:31 am
    A lot of this didn`t make sense. I don`t understand what exactly happened, or why.
  9. Profile photo of Rattyshirt
    Rattyshirt Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:31 am
    "I have to tell you something. I`m actually a dude."

    "But... I just witnessed you have your period!"

    "Yeah, I actually built a machine to simulate that for me; is that weird?"

  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:32 am
    What bent twisted screwed up mind thought of this ?
  11. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:38 am
    yeah that was......
  12. Profile photo of atesh_vg
    atesh_vg Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:39 am
    wth!! why...
    this should be tagged NSFW....thats just wrong..
  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Why? Also that`s weird that he got cramps?
  14. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    He is actually a she. I kind of dug around the interwebz `cause I was pretty certain that was really a girl. From what I could gather, it was designed by Hiromi Ozaki, who goes by the artists name of Sputniko!, who showed it at the Royal College of Arts graduate show. Anyway, that`s her in the video as the "boy", which is actually a music video since she`s also a musician. So I hope that kind of sheds some light on the whole deal.
  15. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    it`s broken!
    but, i wanna guess anyway.
    First guess is Japan.
    Back up guess is Flordia.
  16. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    It doesnt hurt that much.. for me at least. I dont feel anything! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  17. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:14 pm
  18. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    what is this? i dont even...
  19. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
  20. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Well it doesn`t hurt that bad for me..I don`t even feel anything in my case, but I DO know people who get it so bad they have to leave work early and stuff.
  21. Profile photo of aust4beer
    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I want the last 3 minutes of my life back
  22. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    that kind of pissed me off for some reason. i don`t really know how i`m suppose to feel, so i guess i feel pissed off.
  23. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    "He is actually a she." I thought so, too. Thanks for the clarification.
  24. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    this makes no sense.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm
  26. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    It doesn`t start and end all in one night...
  27. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    That turned me off. And then on. And then I shorted out.
  28. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    @Avalessa: Yeah and it`s not like a sudden "Oww" moment that`s ended by sitting on the toilet for an hour. That`s just having the sh*ts. It more a constant feeling throughout the week of wanting to stab your ovaries out.
  29. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    I loved that so much. And I guess I`m the only girl lucky enough to only have to deal with cramps the first day of my period? Seriously, I hear girls b.itch all the time about how they`re on their third or fourth day and they still have cramps and I feel weird because I only get cramps on the first day.
  30. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I love it when girls use it as an excuse for a week that they can`t do anything and they`re soo helpless even though they`ve had some time to adjust to it.
  31. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Do Japanese people really dress like that? It looked really future-y
  32. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    "Girl is that a metal diaper you`re wearing?"

    That`s Japan for you.
  33. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    I get cramps the first two days, but generally it`s the first day that I seriously consider killing myself every month. Then the drugs eventually kick in and I put suicide on the back-burner for another four weeks. :)

    Oh wait, what the hell are we talking about here...
  34. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    ..what? can`t any of you imagine giving a shiny belt-like-thingy to wear before you`re supposed to go into town with them? Obligated, they wear it, and after an hour or two... SURPRISE!
  35. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I like how this just turned into women talking about how bad or or painless their periods are.
  36. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    on a slightly related note, i feel awful for people who feel as if they are trapped in the body of the wrong sex. it just seems so miserable.
  37. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    That.... Was a waste of 3 minutes of the life i dont have.. Why in the world would you want to become the opposite sex?!
  38. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA! The pain of mentruation? That`s just the tip of the iceberg.
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Perks of being bisexual: Oh hey, that`s a cute boy. Oh hey, that`s a cute girl.
  40. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    the drat?
  41. Profile photo of guitarm252
    guitarm252 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    what is this i dont even.
  42. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Asian boys make cute girls.
  43. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    I have seen weirder music videos from japan then this
  44. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    what the hell *happened* to japan?! that is just messed up. Of all the things you`d want to experience about being a girl - menstruation would be bottom of the bloody list. God.. even *girls* would rather not have it.
    on the other hand.. I agree. the girl/boy was mildly cute. what is the song that was playing?
  45. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    i liked that one a lot! makes me wish i was a boy in drag....
  46. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    wtf? x( Indeed, some women`s cramps are so bad that they`re debilitating. If this is the case, a woman needs to see a gynecologist or women`s health care provider for an examination. but not every women hurts like that on their period. especially those who had more than 3 yrs after their first menstruation. plus there`s pms so he musn`t be walking around with a smile on his face all the time xD
  47. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    But...huh? And..why did... Is Japan...? ...ninjas?

  48. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    Also, I dunno Kimiko...Mine are so bad I have had to go to the hospital a few times. And honestly, the only thing they "diagnose" you with is having bad menstrual cramps and tell you to get on birth control so...Cramps ftl.
  49. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    ..., WHAT THE dratING drat IS THIS dratING poo!?!? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, dratING HELL!

    I mostly just wanted to say drat a lot, really.
  50. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    okay, yeah, this is strange.

    but yeah, i have referred to my period as "flood gates" before. its gross.

    it QUITE LITERALLY will POUR out of me sometimes. for a week. and it sucks.
  51. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Id tap that....what...he/shes hot....WHAT!!!
  52. Profile photo of d3athcr33ps
    d3athcr33ps Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    Women on the comments need to quit bitching if you wouldn`t have eaten the apple none of your lady problems had to happen.
  53. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    Now to build a machine that lets him squeeze a baby *that`s* feeling pain!
  54. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:14 am
    So cute! I can think of much more fun gadgets for him to wear like that.
  55. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:14 am
    "on the other hand.. I agree. the girl/boy was mildly cute. what is the song that was playing?"

    The song is called The Mensturation Machine...
  56. Profile photo of Scissorz23
    Scissorz23 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:45 am
    no i CANT be japan artwork again!!!!it has to be from somewhere else :P
  57. Profile photo of Ayling
    Ayling Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:49 am
    You think being pregnant is bad?! You should try having itchy balls!!
  58. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:30 am

    This isn`t about being pregnant...
  59. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:12 am
    What is supposed to be going on..? Is that weird belt supposed to give that dude a period or something..? There is no explantion for this. I don`t want to die not knowing what the fudge this is all about!
  60. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
    i can sum this up in 3 letters... WTF
  61. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm
  62. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    You think being pregnant is bad?! You should try having itchy balls!!


    So you`ve been pregnant before? That`s pretty cool. Then you know about the excruciating ripping pain if you move too fast. And the constant backaches. And the headaches. And dizziness. And being nauseous if you haven`t eaten within the last 2 hours. Oh, and don`t forget about the lovely Braxton-Hicks contractions. And all the other discomforts no one tells you about.
  63. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    the weirdest thing i have seen here
  64. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    haha periods dont actually hurt that much or look like red food coloring
  65. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I`m pretty sure he was being facetious, no need to get so descriptive.
  66. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm
  67. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    Ummm - what was the point behind that?
  68. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:44 pm
  69. Profile photo of iceodeath
    iceodeath Male 18-29
    19 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:07 am
    wtf , i mean WTF >.< CRAZY JAPANEISE PEOPLE
  70. Profile photo of 697loscfc
    697loscfc Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:04 am
    ok... ok... why they made that video??
  71. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Guess it`s nice to know that my country isn`t the only country where the teens are all retarded morons. Though I`d rather have Japan`s retarded robot\perv kids than America`s hip-hop\saggy pants retard kids.
  72. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm
  73. Profile photo of Hisshou
    Hisshou Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 9:25 am
    I love Japan, I really do... But this was too much for even me to understand. O.o Serious WTF is in order.
  74. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:52 pm
  75. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Very strange. Very.
  76. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:21 am
    To me the worst part of having a period isn`t even the pain, its worrying. They aren`t regular, so if you`re even within 2 weeks of when you might get it, you have to have tampons or pads with you. This especially sucks if you`re not the type to carry a purse around. I hate how I can`t just leave, I have to make sure I can get to them, just in case. Ugh.

    And everyone portrays menstruation as debilitating cramps near your bladder or something. While I`ve experienced this occasionally, to me its like a constant pushing ache on the two places on my back were my ovaries are, like tiny fists are punching them... and I`ve never heard any one speak of this.

  77. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    kind of confused, I don`t even know whether I should feel any way about this or not.

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