The Menstruation Machine [FIXED!!!]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago Weird

A boy builds a machine to dress up as a female, biologically. Do you need to guess where it"s from?
There are 77 comments:
Female 914
kind of confused, I don`t even know whether I should feel any way about this or not.
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Female 646
To me the worst part of having a period isn`t even the pain, its worrying. They aren`t regular, so if you`re even within 2 weeks of when you might get it, you have to have tampons or pads with you. This especially sucks if you`re not the type to carry a purse around. I hate how I can`t just leave, I have to make sure I can get to them, just in case. Ugh.

And everyone portrays menstruation as debilitating cramps near your bladder or something. While I`ve experienced this occasionally, to me its like a constant pushing ache on the two places on my back were my ovaries are, like tiny fists are punching them... and I`ve never heard any one speak of this.

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Male 6,694
Very strange. Very.
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Female 364
Hot.
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Female 75
I love Japan, I really do... But this was too much for even me to understand. O.o Serious WTF is in order.
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Male 988
wat
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Male 3,255
Guess it`s nice to know that my country isn`t the only country where the teens are all retarded morons. Though I`d rather have Japan`s retarded robot\perv kids than America`s hip-hop\saggy pants retard kids.
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Male 25
ok... ok... why they made that video??
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Male 19
wtf , i mean WTF >.< CRAZY JAPANEISE PEOPLE
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Male 154
:(
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Female 1,048
Ummm - what was the point behind that?
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Female 171
............
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Male 38
@OmgZelda
I`m pretty sure he was being facetious, no need to get so descriptive.
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Female 418
haha periods dont actually hurt that much or look like red food coloring
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Male 275
the weirdest thing i have seen here
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Female 1,593
You think being pregnant is bad?! You should try having itchy balls!!

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So you`ve been pregnant before? That`s pretty cool. Then you know about the excruciating ripping pain if you move too fast. And the constant backaches. And the headaches. And dizziness. And being nauseous if you haven`t eaten within the last 2 hours. Oh, and don`t forget about the lovely Braxton-Hicks contractions. And all the other discomforts no one tells you about.
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Male 730
WTF
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Male 260
i can sum this up in 3 letters... WTF
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Female 349
What is supposed to be going on..? Is that weird belt supposed to give that dude a period or something..? There is no explantion for this. I don`t want to die not knowing what the fudge this is all about!
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Male 131
@Ayling

This isn`t about being pregnant...
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Male 7
You think being pregnant is bad?! You should try having itchy balls!!
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Male 27
no i mean...no...this CANT be japan artwork again!!!!it has to be from somewhere else :P
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Male 2,551
"on the other hand.. I agree. the girl/boy was mildly cute. what is the song that was playing?"

The song is called The Mensturation Machine...
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Male 5,194
So cute! I can think of much more fun gadgets for him to wear like that.
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Female 512
Now to build a machine that lets him squeeze a baby out...now *that`s* feeling pain!
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Male 30
Women on the comments need to quit bitching if you wouldn`t have eaten the apple none of your lady problems had to happen.
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Male 312
Id tap that....what...he/shes hot....WHAT!!!
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Female 735
okay, yeah, this is strange.

but yeah, i have referred to my period as "flood gates" before. its gross.

it QUITE LITERALLY will POUR out of me sometimes. for a week. and it sucks.
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Male 820
..., WHAT THE dratING drat IS THIS dratING poo!?!? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, dratING HELL!

I mostly just wanted to say drat a lot, really.
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Female 1,682
Also, I dunno Kimiko...Mine are so bad I have had to go to the hospital a few times. And honestly, the only thing they "diagnose" you with is having bad menstrual cramps and tell you to get on birth control so...Cramps ftl.
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Male 639
But...huh? And..why did... Is Japan...? ...ninjas?

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Female 877
wtf? x( Indeed, some women`s cramps are so bad that they`re debilitating. If this is the case, a woman needs to see a gynecologist or women`s health care provider for an examination. but not every women hurts like that on their period. especially those who had more than 3 yrs after their first menstruation. plus there`s pms so he musn`t be walking around with a smile on his face all the time xD
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Female 293
i liked that one a lot! makes me wish i was a boy in drag....
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Female 298
what the hell *happened* to japan?! that is just messed up. Of all the things you`d want to experience about being a girl - menstruation would be bottom of the bloody list. God.. even *girls* would rather not have it.
on the other hand.. I agree. the girl/boy was mildly cute. what is the song that was playing?
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Male 519
I have seen weirder music videos from japan then this
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Male 575
Asian boys make cute girls.
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Male 9
what is this i dont even.
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Male 663
the drat?
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Female 15,763
Perks of being bisexual: Oh hey, that`s a cute boy. Oh hey, that`s a cute girl.
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Male 2,549
HAHAHAHAHA! The pain of mentruation? That`s just the tip of the iceberg.
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Male 415
That.... Was a waste of 3 minutes of the life i dont have.. Why in the world would you want to become the opposite sex?!
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Female 1,077
on a slightly related note, i feel awful for people who feel as if they are trapped in the body of the wrong sex. it just seems so miserable.
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Male 2,551
I like how this just turned into women talking about how bad or or painless their periods are.
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Male 205
WANT!!!

..what? can`t any of you imagine giving a shiny belt-like-thingy to wear before you`re supposed to go into town with them? Obligated, they wear it, and after an hour or two... SURPRISE!
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Female 1,677
I get cramps the first two days, but generally it`s the first day that I seriously consider killing myself every month. Then the drugs eventually kick in and I put suicide on the back-burner for another four weeks. :)

Oh wait, what the hell are we talking about here...
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Male 10,845
"Girl is that a metal diaper you`re wearing?"


@CrakrJak
That`s Japan for you.
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Male 447
Do Japanese people really dress like that? It looked really future-y
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Female 305
I love it when girls use it as an excuse for a week that they can`t do anything and they`re soo helpless even though they`ve had some time to adjust to it.
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Female 536
I loved that so much. And I guess I`m the only girl lucky enough to only have to deal with cramps the first day of my period? Seriously, I hear girls b.itch all the time about how they`re on their third or fourth day and they still have cramps and I feel weird because I only get cramps on the first day.
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Female 448
@Avalessa: Yeah and it`s not like a sudden "Oww" moment that`s ended by sitting on the toilet for an hour. That`s just having the sh*ts. It more like...is a constant feeling throughout the week of wanting to stab your ovaries out.
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Male 1,164
That turned me off. And then on. And then I shorted out.
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Female 491
It doesn`t start and end all in one night...
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Male 25,416
random!
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Female 446
this makes no sense.
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Male 3,314
"He is actually a she." I thought so, too. Thanks for the clarification.
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Male 5,314
that kind of pissed me off for some reason. i don`t really know how i`m suppose to feel, so i guess i feel pissed off.
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Male 196
I want the last 3 minutes of my life back
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Female 525
Well it doesn`t hurt that bad for me..I don`t even feel anything in my case, but I DO know people who get it so bad they have to leave work early and stuff.
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Male 1,256
Huh?
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Male 95
what is this? i dont even...
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Female 1,894
whaaaaaaaaaa
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Female 697
It doesnt hurt that much.. for me at least. I dont feel anything! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 1,584
it`s broken!
but, i wanna guess anyway.
First guess is Japan.
Back up guess is Flordia.
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Female 4,447
He is actually a she. I kind of dug around the interwebz `cause I was pretty certain that was really a girl. From what I could gather, it was designed by Hiromi Ozaki, who goes by the artists name of Sputniko!, who showed it at the Royal College of Arts graduate show. Anyway, that`s her in the video as the "boy", which is actually a music video since she`s also a musician. So I hope that kind of sheds some light on the whole deal.
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Female 2,352
Why? Also that`s weird that he got cramps?
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Male 8
wth!! why...
this should be tagged NSFW....thats just wrong..
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Male 234
yeah that was......
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Male 17,512
What bent twisted screwed up mind thought of this ?
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Male 29
"I have to tell you something. I`m actually a dude."

"But... I just witnessed you have your period!"

"Yeah, I actually built a machine to simulate that for me; is that weird?"

"..."
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Male 352
A lot of this didn`t make sense. I don`t understand what exactly happened, or why.
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Male 153
NO! just no... never again. dont post this crap ever again
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Male 1,240
The song wasn`t half bad, actually. But the video turned... weird aound the time he got the cramps.
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Male 1,299
OmiFugenGawd...
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Male 2,593
wtf
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Male 192
W...T...F. I don`t know what just happened here, but it leaves a weird feeling in my head and I dun like it :`(
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Male 953
?
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Male 2,551
Link: The Menstruation Machine [FIXED!!!] [Rate Link] - A boy builds a machine to dress up as a female, biologically. Do you need to guess where it`s from?
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