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Date: 07/31/10 03:01 PM

44 Responses to The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Link: The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town - Take it from us: Don`t go to this Vietnamese massage parlor unless you really want to be disappointed. And frustrated.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Or you actually want a massage.
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    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA I can just imagine the kind of harassment they get.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    do people seriously expect those at every massage parlor ?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    well, at least they tell you up front BEFORE you spend any money..... got to give them points for that.
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    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Did the person in the reflection take a picture of it because he wanted to make a formal complaint about not getting his happy ending?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    ha ha ha! good job!
  8. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    It sure eliminates a lot of awkward moments.
  9. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    What kind of a massage parlor is this anyway?!
  10. Profile photo of Cyradis314
    Cyradis314 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    There are some forms of massage that can be fairly painful during the process, and will leave the client sore afterward. They do however treat deeper muscle issues, and the client will feel better after the soreness subsides. Figure if you`re built all bass-ackwards, the massage will have to dig deep to correct the issues.
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    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Wha...Me go to place across street now.
  12. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Buzzkills...
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Massage TECHNICIANS? What am I, an oil rig?
  14. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Cops made em put it up. I still go there.
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    jimistik82 Male 30-39
    75 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    good to know so ya can go to the good place down the street
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    D`aaawww man!
  17. Profile photo of JRR
    JRR Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    What! NO happy ending! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Anyone seen trailer park of terror? "NO HAPPY ENDING!!
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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    I knew it, they always think of us as machines. The "techs" call the tanning beds grills for a reason. Because we are all just meat.
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    B34sT Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    at least its not false advertising....
  21. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Tanning beds are called grills because you are literally cooking your skin and your skin is about as full of carcinogens afterward as charred meat.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Happy ending?
    Happy Ending!
  23. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Well... that`s good to know in advance, no skating around the issue then... thank you, I`ll take my business elsewhere.
  24. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    Too bad the reflection on the glass says "Thai Massage".

    Way to caption fail.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    What is the big deal about this sign? I would think that a lot of jerks assume the masseuse is a prostitute and ask for a happy ending, which is probably gets old after the 1000th time. Hence the sign
  26. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    mmmm....charred meat...
  27. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    YAY SEX!!!
  28. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:42 am
    The silhouette in the glass is definitely the Generic Facebook profile pic guy!
  29. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Fun With Stereotypes.
  30. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:44 am
    Everyone in here is staring at me.
  31. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:46 am
    its thai massage...they rub u longtime
  32. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:11 am
    Massage technicians?
  33. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:52 am
    No fun =/
  34. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:16 am
    awww D:
  35. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:58 am
    lol...I wonder what happened that made them have to put that sign up in the first place.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:22 am
    :(
  37. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Their profits just halved. And now people turn away when they see the sign..

    Bad business ethics if you ask me...

    A `massgae technician` is quite capable of saying no on their own.
  38. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:38 am
    massage*
  39. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    As a masseuse, I fully endorse this sign..
  40. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Way to lose a ton of your customers
  41. Profile photo of 42GandS
    42GandS Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I just tell my clients "I can start with a massage and end with a massage or I can start with a massage and end with....a massage"
  42. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    @Angell

    Clearly that`s a portion of their business they are okay with losing. I`d say they`ve seen enough old man boners for them not to be too greedy.
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:00 am
    No Happy Ending isn`t a very happy way to end.
  44. Profile photo of HiFuMi
    HiFuMi Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I really hate that stupid happy ending crap! I worked very hard for my massage certificate, and put in over 300 hours towards continuing my education. I dont appreciate people turning what I do into a sexual thing!

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