The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Take it from us: Don"t go to this Vietnamese massage parlor unless you really want to be disappointed. And frustrated.
There are 44 comments:
Female 19
I really hate that stupid happy ending crap! I worked very hard for my massage certificate, and put in over 300 hours towards continuing my education. I dont appreciate people turning what I do into a sexual thing!
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Male 6,694
No Happy Ending isn`t a very happy way to end.
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Male 496
@Angell

Clearly that`s a portion of their business they are okay with losing. I`d say they`ve seen enough old man boners for them not to be too greedy.
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Male 15
I just tell my clients "I can start with a massage and end with a massage or I can start with a massage and end with....a massage"
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Male 105
Way to lose a ton of your customers
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Female 349
As a masseuse, I fully endorse this sign..
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Male 37
massage*
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Male 37
Their profits just halved. And now people turn away when they see the sign..

Bad business ethics if you ask me...

A `massgae technician` is quite capable of saying no on their own.
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Female 2,120
:(
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Female 4,376
lol...I wonder what happened that made them have to put that sign up in the first place.
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Female 5,222
awww D:
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Female 166
No fun =/
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Male 46
Massage technicians?
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Male 877
its thai massage...they rub u longtime
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Male 1,014
Everyone in here is staring at me.
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Male 178
Fun With Stereotypes.
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Female 305
The silhouette in the glass is definitely the Generic Facebook profile pic guy!
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Male 2,893
YAY SEX!!!
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Male 625
mmmm....charred meat...
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Male 3,842
What is the big deal about this sign? I would think that a lot of jerks assume the masseuse is a prostitute and ask for a happy ending, which is probably gets old after the 1000th time. Hence the sign
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Female 1,593
Too bad the reflection on the glass says "Thai Massage".

Way to caption fail.
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Male 2,436
Well... that`s good to know in advance, no skating around the issue then... thank you, I`ll take my business elsewhere.
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Male 1,540
Happy ending?
Happy Ending!
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Female 728
Tanning beds are called grills because you are literally cooking your skin and your skin is about as full of carcinogens afterward as charred meat.
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Male 9
at least its not false advertising....
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Male 418
I knew it, they always think of us as machines. The "techs" call the tanning beds grills for a reason. Because we are all just meat.
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Female 91
Anyone seen trailer park of terror? "NO HAPPY ENDING!!
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Male 10
What! NO happy ending! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 10,855
D`aaawww man!
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Male 75
good to know so ya can go to the good place down the street
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Male 325
Cops made em put it up. I still go there.
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Male 772
Massage TECHNICIANS? What am I, an oil rig?
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Male 1,765
Buzzkills...
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Male 196
Wha...Me go to place across street now.
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Female 48
There are some forms of massage that can be fairly painful during the process, and will leave the client sore afterward. They do however treat deeper muscle issues, and the client will feel better after the soreness subsides. Figure if you`re built all bass-ackwards, the massage will have to dig deep to correct the issues.
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Male 645
What kind of a massage parlor is this anyway?!
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Male 3,369
It sure eliminates a lot of awkward moments.
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha! good job!
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Male 255
Did the person in the reflection take a picture of it because he wanted to make a formal complaint about not getting his happy ending?
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Female 4,086
well, at least they tell you up front BEFORE you spend any money..... got to give them points for that.
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Male 519
do people seriously expect those at every massage parlor ?
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Female 238
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I can just imagine the kind of harassment they get.
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Male 12,365
Or you actually want a massage.
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Male 20,829
Link: The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take it from us: Don`t go to this Vietnamese massage parlor unless you really want to be disappointed. And frustrated.
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