The Horribly Slow Murderer

Submitted by: maguiremart 6 years ago Funny

If I were in his situation I"d probably end up killing myself
There are 56 comments:
Male 143
This has been reposed so many times~!
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Male 34
LMAO the music makes this so awesome
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Male 1,299
8 minutes longer than it needed to be in order to have the same effect.
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Male 236
The one way to defeat him:
Hit him with a spoon. That would be such a great ending if he hit the kemosabe or whatever and he just went OOOOOOwwwww!!
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Female 965
I can`t believe I watched this all. I mean, how many times can you see a man whacked with a spoon?

That guy is pretty damn scary-looking... although in real life...
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Male 1,371
REEEEPOST.
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Female 49
hahahaha his spoon broke.... holy crap theres more!?!
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Male 102
All that running...
Well, that`s one way to lose weight.
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Male 2,159
Dude, just steal his spoon... *Unzips jacket* ...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Ok, shoot him right between the eyes so he falls backwards into a pre-positioned box. Lock him in it and either throw him in the sea or rocket him into the sun. Problem solved.

It was funny to start with, but became quite horrible to think about...
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Male 3,619
i lol`d again
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Male 907
Woah, blast from the past!

But you know, he could just wear padding. Problem solved.
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Male 3,631
With `ya Handsome.. I guess agamemnon`s method is how they come up with their submissions @ the end of the day..
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Male 1,108
Hmmm and I`ve been getting emails from the IAB webmaster saying I`ve suggested items that have already been posted.
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Female 231
I love this video. But, wasn`t it posted several times before?
Oh well! This video is worth the repeat.
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Male 1,548
There is no spoon?
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Male 215
That`s eerie, CoffeeDiiva, because on Saturday I spontaneously remembered this video and showed it to some friends. Now here it is again. =|
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Female 1,604
this is a repost from awhile ago, however I am not complaining .. but for some odd reason I was thinking about this video last night and bam here it is lol
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Female 4,376
That was an ordeal.
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Female 582
That was way too long
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Male 1,151
REPOST!
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Female 1,006
Lame.
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Female 460
R3p057
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Male 15,510
Long reposted video is long. And reposted.
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Male 476
"Coming Spoon, I mean, soon, to a theater near you!"
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Male 226
I watched all of 30 seconds.

Who do I have to beat to death to get them back?
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Male 1,625
HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 3,574
@Tratheyas no, it really ruined the joke actually. I didn`t even finish the video because I was like "Okay, I get it. It took a long time" about 4 minutes in.
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Male 322
@KellsBells: That would defeat the joke.
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Male 1,287
Looks like Bobby Boucher`s dad never got over being spurned in favor of a college education. On a positive note, he lost a lot of weight.
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Female 316
This was WAAAAYYYY too long...they could have made the point in under 5 at least. argh
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Female 245
Hmm.. this in my favorites from a long time ago... Repost.
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Female 5
I totally would have named it Spooned to Death or Death by Spooning or something to that effect.
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Male 448
Rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon yes.
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Female 186
This is a repost. My husband and I still slowly walk towards each other with spoons all the time because of this. It really freaks the kids out :P
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Male 730
I don`t know why the hell I watched all ten minutes.
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Male 159
funny when he kitted up
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Female 1,386
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Male 216
9:10
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Male 1,266
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Male 2,670
Inspired by my own film, "Salad Tong Massacre."
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Female 3,574
did they really need to make this 10 minutes long?

I got the idea like 3 minutes in.
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Male 25,416
This is a repost!
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Male 65
I need to run around with a spoon in my pocket from now on.
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Female 92
@Gerry1of1
agreed D:
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Male 5,018
Old and reposted but allawys deserve an Oscar!!!
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Female 526
that`s a repost, i remember this from last year because it was so awesome.
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Male 41
I was hoping that when he actually shot him that would be the end. That would have made me laugh more. It went on way too long to continue having any comic effect. That dead horse was flogged into pâté, the pâté was then jarred and flogged some more.
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Male 560
the psycho part was funny but overall it was just too long.
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Male 37,910
2...3 minutes would have been enough

10 minutes goes from cute
to funny
to really funny
to seen that
to more of the same
to ho hum
to "I wonder what`s on TV"
to More Bored Than When I Started
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Male 519
-_- yeah i would kill myself
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Male 1,122
Totally needed to play the song spoon man in that video.
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Female 72
i couldn`t even finish watching. this got old pretty fast.
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Male 355
did not see it was a 10 min clip I had to stop at about 2 min it was so SLOW!!!
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Male 6,694
Spoon Man !
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Male 490
Heh, I love this video. Saw it a while back and it`s always nice to see it again.
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Male 34
Link: The Horribly Slow Murderer [Rate Link] - If I were in his situation I`d probably end up killing myself
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