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Date: 07/16/10 08:04 AM

205 Responses to The Great Mermaid Debate: Tops Or Bottoms? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Link: The Great Mermaid Debate: Tops Or Bottoms? - Pop quiz, hot shot: Alone on an uninhabited island... what would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
  2. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    A.
  3. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Top-Half Fish. Because she won`t be able to say no.
  4. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:24 am
    A duh. Oral
  5. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:25 am
    probably still A... a fish has a "hole" of some sort down ther e too.. and on a deserted island theres nothing to be ashamed of
  6. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:25 am
    let`s see... Unlimited boob access (assuming) or unlimited vagoo acess (again, assuming). Hmmmm
  7. Profile photo of CPACMoney
    CPACMoney Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Well, B will probably have to stay in the water. I`d go with A.
  8. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Depends. If i`m blind, I take B. If not, I fashion a blade and some glue...
  9. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Top half human, you`d have someone to talk to, plus women can be very resourceful with their mouths
  10. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:26 am
    I`d take the mermaid.
  11. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:26 am
    A. No questions.
  12. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Top half mermaid could, I dunno, SWIM OUT AND FIND ME A FRICKIN SHIP TO PICK ME UP.
  13. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    b
  14. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    not that i`m complaining but i think this deserves a NSFW tag lol. and my vote is for A.
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    A of course
  16. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    top half human.

    every freaking time.

    mouth, people. the mouth. use the mouth.
  17. Profile photo of phorkin38
    phorkin38 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    with the top half you could have dinner and a good time... :P
  18. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Definitely A.
  19. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:30 am
    The top half. Meaningful conversation and boobies!
  20. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:30 am
    i`m gonna take a stab in the dark and say almost all guys would go for the first one. at least that way you`d have boobs and a mouth. with the other one, both ends would stink of fish.
  21. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Fwap Fwap?
  22. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:31 am
    I`d pick the top-half human mermaid every time. Because blowjobs are awesome and anything with a huge fish head is impossible to make love to without excessive, girl-like weeping. Plus the normal mermaid can swim you back to land. Giant fish head + human legs = drowning freak of nature.
    Yes I`ve put a lot of thought into this.
  23. Profile photo of jojo3
    jojo3 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Smells like fish anyways...
  24. Profile photo of iloveiab
    iloveiab Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:32 am
    A. for sure
  25. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Think this should be tagged NSFW?
  26. Profile photo of Keyh
    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Human top imo.
  27. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Definitely A top half human! Much nicer to look at and you can still get the umm job done
  28. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:36 am
    hmm both sides could be useful so this is a tough one...

    top side for BJ`s, bottom side for...obvious.

    thinking i would have to go with the top half human, the other one is just too freaky looking and even I have some standards...however poor they are LOL.
  29. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I never get why people say mermaids must have no vaginas. Couldn`t they be like dolphins?
  30. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Afterall, I would consider a mermaid a mammal, so they probably reproduce like one, no? :P
  31. Profile photo of EosEcho
    EosEcho Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Assuming you can`t get off the island, you`d almost have to pick B to repopulate or something. Or just let your lineage die out, but get awesome blowjobs.
  32. Profile photo of shamrock1014
    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Definitely A. Didn`t the pose this quandry on Family Guy when Lois met a merman that was human on the bottom-half?
  33. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:41 am
    @GeniusSolar

    I guess mermaids are `animals`, and animals are naked :)
  34. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:42 am
    top half human.
  35. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
    "Top half human, you`d have someone to talk to"

    I`d take the fish top for that very reason, Who want`s to here them talk and no need to listen to any bitching... Plus, can`t talk... can`t say NO Muhahahahahaha.
  36. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
    The fact that she would smell like fish would force me to pass on both.
  37. Profile photo of rubin0nrye
    rubin0nrye Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Top half. I wouldn`t even want to see what kind of child option B would produce.
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:52 am
    dayum! why so sexist, IAB?

    Where`s the Mer-Man?
  39. Profile photo of DrMambo
    DrMambo Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:53 am
    A always! It could be a Dolphin-maid. Then you`d have everything. x:

    Also, someone to go call some dolphins to do tricks for me. Muahaha. Dance!
  40. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:55 am
    first one for me. :-)
  41. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:56 am
    A. Even if you`re a sex maniac, choosing B would be pointless since it`d suffocate and die after a few minutes out of water.

    ...<Necrophilia joke goes here>.
  42. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:58 am
    top half human. even if i was a lesbian, the bottom would do me no good.
  43. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:08 am
    DrunkStepdad, I must agree there.
  44. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2373 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Top half. She`s cute.
  45. Profile photo of Ricgus3
    Ricgus3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:12 am
    top women lower part fish ofcourse? she can still blow u know
  46. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:14 am
    A.

    You can talk to it, and stay sane. Plus it has hands so it can help you build poo. Plus it has NORGS, which are always fun. Plus if i`m on a deserted island, head and handies are just as good as the full-on bedsheet shimmy.
  47. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:17 am
    A. all the way
  48. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Top half human, besides that I`m not a guy so I have no use for bottom half human, but the top half being fish creeps me out. D:
  49. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Come on Gerry1of1, do you really like fish sticks that much? ;)
  50. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:21 am
    ""Top half human, you`d have someone to talk to"

    I`d take the fish top for that very reason, Who want`s to here them talk and no need to listen to any bitching... Plus, can`t talk... can`t say NO Muhahahahahaha."

    Can still kick you in the balls though...
    Personally I`d go for top half
  51. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:21 am
    It`s a no brainer ... aim for the tits.
  52. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:24 am
    I`d have the normal mermaid, more to play with (as in tennis and volleyball that is)
  53. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Bottom half. So I can populate the island with my 3/4 fish people.
  54. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:26 am
    [email protected].. good comeback

    don`t knock it till you try one ;)
  55. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:27 am
    hmmm has to be A: As our boy Mel would say "BL*W ME"
  56. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Definite top half human.
    If I wanted to hang out with a fish, I`d go fishing.
  57. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Well a giant fish that can run after me is nothing short of horrifying, so I`m gonna go with top-half-human.
  58. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    gotta go top half..if only for the reason that she can swim me to safety.
  59. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    A. Cause then she could get me fish and sh*t
  60. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Depends on how far you want to go xD
  61. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:36 am
    surely b is a poisson girl
  62. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:38 am
    bottom half for sure. i dont gotta kiss it but at least ill have steady vagina
  63. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:39 am
    I`d be freaked out if I saw a fish with human legs...very sexy human legs...
    Yes, freaked out
  64. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Well, considering some mermaids were supposed to have the ability to split their tail into two legs when they went on land (a la Starbucks` mermaid or even sometimes with human legs), depending one who`s telling the tale, I`d think it would be worth it for some men to take their chances with A and hope she is one such mermaid.

    Of course, I`m a girl, so I would pick A for companionship and her food-catching abilities.
  65. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I gotta go with the top half cause I think it would be a lot easier to look down and she human eyes looking back at ya then it would to look down to have fish eyes... and if she has a nice set of fun bags to boot, its a little easier to get over her not having a vagina... lol
  66. Profile photo of 0zzyFan
    0zzyFan Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
    I agree with Mikeado, a giant fish chasing me is terrifying, and if you`re on an uninhabited island (aside from mermades of course) who would want to reproduce? Who wants their kids growing up on an uninhabited island?. Top half human.
  67. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:51 am
    top half human... the other one is just creepy...
  68. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:56 am
    A. blow jobs and hand jobs are still hella fun. If she lays eggs like fish, I wonder if jizzing onto them would fertilize them. If so, what would the progeny look like? I`m intrigued in wholly indecent ways.
  69. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
    top half, looks better and you can still get a bj... preferably one with bigger tits than the one in the picture
  70. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:58 am
    tops. We can talk, plus there`s always oral
  71. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:58 am
    For whatever the benefits of B, wouldn`t the fish head die if it stays out of water? After a couple days in the hot sun, that`d be one smelly...
  72. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
    This is older than old
  73. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
    And another point about B. How diligent do you think the fish will be about vaginal hygene?! Even if you put a paper bag (or some equivalent made from palm fronds) over the fish end, the smell from the other end would be a complete turnoff.
  74. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Clearly I`m giving this a lot of thought. But be sure to factor in the possibility of anal when considering B.
  75. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Top half, blow job, win.
  76. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
    lol @kilroy5555, you took this very seriously huh?
  77. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Can mermaids even breath outside of water? If they can`t there goes the blow jobs and communication. It would kill her.

    Reverse mermaids I assume have the brain of a fish therefor would be easier to control. Just build an underwater cage and when you want some action tie it`s head down underwater and have at it.
  78. Profile photo of l3igSpeck
    l3igSpeck Male 30-39
    4 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Damn, everybody has the same reasoning that I came up with.

    Top half: Able to swim and bring you to civilization, social companionship, BJ`s!

    Bottom half: The obvious benefit (Vag), she wouldn`t be able to swim as good as the one with the tail but I`m guessing that fish head would ruin any chance of positive response anyway.
  79. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:16 am
    I still vote A, mainly because....well, I don`t have much to do with the bottom of the fish-head thing...
    Plus, A HAS BOOBS! and you can talk to it. AND BOOBS! and you can kiss it. AND BOOOOOOOBS!
  80. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
    A always..... unless it is thursday, I like to get freaky on thursdays
  81. Profile photo of l3igSpeck
    l3igSpeck Male 30-39
    4 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
    GullCull: Even if she couldn`t breathe air doesn`t rule out BJ`s for the top half. Who says you need to be on land?
  82. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Have to go with A, mostly for the boobies, and the negative prospect of kissing fishhead girl outweighs everything else.
    There`s two-tailed mermaids also, eh?
  83. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
    You guys picking A understand that with a human head come a brains. Good luck getting her to give you guys blowjobs.... she would probably just flip you off and swim away.
  84. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Tops, the fish would die and get smelly.
  85. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
    id definitely pick A, because B would be too freaky to look at during sex, besides B is something i would kill on first sight
  86. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Mel Gibson would choose "A" but she`ll need to smile while blowing him.
  87. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Well you know.. with B, you might get sloppy head... but it`s still head. And at least all the other holes are readily available. Plus if she tries to leave you, you can always just kill her and fry her up.
  88. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    A.

    Boobs, brains, BJ HJ.

    And think about it...a mermaid would be able to breed somehow...so, you could still get SOMETHING :P..B would just be gross
  89. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Yeah, never thought I`d be on a boat
    It`s a big blue watery road
    Poseidon, Look at me, oh
    Never thought I`d see the day
    When a big boat comin my way
    Believe me when I say, I fuucked a mermaid....
  90. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
    A, its hotter...
  91. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
    like it matters.

    the both smell the same.
  92. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:19 am
    you guys picking on guys picking A understand the notion of finding oneself on a desert island with an A or B only option (especially a drating mermaid) is one of fantasy, right?
  93. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Noone`s considered that fish spend allllll day gulping, that`s gotta be good practice for a little suttin` suttin`. Also, after said suttin` suttin`, you can then move onto to proper suttin` suttin` afterwards. Top half fish is the way to go.
  94. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Also, fish normalise reproduce by the females laying eggs, then the males ejaculating on them.

    Think about that for a second.

    Uh-huh. You would have to squeeze one out on a pile of fish eggs, just to reproduce.
  95. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:22 am
    A. Someone to talk to.
  96. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
    A for sure, tell the hoe to fix me a fish sandwich.
  97. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Dude, even if sex is the only deciding factor, wouldn`t A still be better? She has a mouth...
  98. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:36 am
    scales..scales..scaley fishy sclaes.

    after a while the fish head would stank, and its fwapping...
  99. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:37 am
    i`d take A) for blowjobs and handjobs. Although B) might be able to give me a Z-job. kudos to anyone who gets this reference.
  100. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:40 am
    A. Mouth. That is all.
  101. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:43 am
    A, she`s got a mouth hasn`t she?
  102. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
    think about how sexy it would be doing B, what kind of sounds would that thing make?i suppose just different variations of that "fwapping" thing?
  103. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    You can do alot with the top half you know...
  104. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
    @madest win.
  105. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    A.

    Mouth, breasts, and hands. Probably wouldn`t stink nearly as bad. And she can live with her whole body outside the water.
  106. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    A, It`s got bewbs and a mouth.
  107. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Which ever of the two can understand "Swim this bottle-note over to the Coast Guard ship and throw it on deck..."
    "I would like to get back to the land of `the worst thing you ever see is a feminine character with that can check the `other` box...`"
  108. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Original mermaid for sure!
  109. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    I would choose A. She has arms. She can catch my dinner - nobody wants a fish head for dinner, so B is out. That was the reason for the question, right? I can`t think of any other reason I would want a woman for!
  110. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Is there really any question? A!
  111. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    @panth753...good choice, lol
  112. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    a, mouth love can get me by.
  113. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    also, it would be nice to have someone to talk to.
  114. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Titties!
  115. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    definitly A, B would give me nightmares
  116. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    A wins it. Tits and because B`s vacant stare would drive me mad.
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    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    A. B is the most terrifying seen I have ever seen in my life.
  118. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Neither, both are female.
  119. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    can i go for the three-way?
    smells like fish but tastes like chicken-plug your nose and keep on lickin!
  120. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Boobies and bj`s. A for sure.
  121. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    A.
  122. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    obviously A
  123. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    A.

    All the fun of B but without the worry of preggers.
  124. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    A. can still blow ya
  125. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    A wont have periods.
  126. Profile photo of imghandi
    imghandi Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    i dunno.... i`ve always wanted to make love to a fish.
  127. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    A... nuff said...
  128. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    B. Then I wouldn`t feel as bad after I killed it and ate it.
  129. Profile photo of snukatoof
    snukatoof Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    A - everyone knows that they grow legs once they dry off.... Then the bitch can go get some tuna or mahi-mahi for dinner.
  130. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    A, blowjobs all round...
  131. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    A. The tuna smell would be twice as bad with B.
  132. Profile photo of milkboy33
    milkboy33 Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 16, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    A. Can`t do it with my eyes closed, plus I don`t want no quarter fish babies running around
  133. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    A for sure. BJ`s and boobies.
  134. Profile photo of DownWithDDT
    DownWithDDT Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    A. forplay and bj`s
  135. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    A. By a long shot.
  136. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Your all forgetting....B can`t say no.
  137. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    if there was enough lube around, I`d consider B for lifetime supply of anal. but I take A anyway - pretty face + boobs + blowjobs. and I`m sure she has some... cloaka. anything.
  138. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Well I suppose the bottom half of A would smell like the top half of B
  139. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    A. Titties and BJs.
  140. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    A, obviously. You couldn`t talk with B.
  141. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    If it was just a sexual thing B. But you gotta think, you`ll prob be there for a while and are gonna need an actual companion, so A.
  142. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    do a cross surgery! Get a SUPER hot babe and a HUGE fish! It`s a WIN-WIN situation!
  143. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Neither. I`d kill it and eat it with tarter sauce. Opps, uninhabited island means no tarter sauce.
  144. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    `A`, because there`s GOT to be a hole
    SOMEWHERE down there.

    `B` Will haunt my dreams tonight...
  145. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    A. What is the point of sex without boobies? I would carve her fish tail into fish legs, and eat the meat, for survival. And the de-scale the fish legs into regular legs.

    Of course the drawback is that her top half has a bigger mouth than option B.
  146. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    A. BJ`s & titties. End of story.
  147. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Agree totally with Keegan. `A` is far more useful.
  148. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Keegan, you can still get a bj from B
  149. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    DEFINITELY the top, snuggling with her every night would be better than just sex with a fish with a vagina.
  150. Profile photo of amayagab
    amayagab Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    OBVIOUSLY A! What? Do you want to be stranded on an island AND have kids? Loser!
  151. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    "...snuggling with her every night would be better than just sex with a fish with a vagina."

    BLASPHEME!
  152. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    if A had bigger boobies I would choose her, d`ohoho
  153. Profile photo of TPGman
    TPGman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I would never force myself to have sex with B. So I would have to pic A =)
  154. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Switch the top halves and its problem solved, a giant fish and a woman to cook it for me.
  155. Profile photo of Boombeats
    Boombeats Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    I would choose A... Cause you dont need TWO things smelling like fish.
  156. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    A.
  157. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    "I would never force myself to have sex with B. So I would have to pic A =)"

    Hell, I`d do it now. Who said anything about forcing you? ;)
  158. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    well letter A has to go poopy somehow ;)
  159. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    A. either oral or, as Scienceguy47 pointed out "it has to go poopy somehow"
  160. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    A. Oral, and id imagine the tail area curled up aint that bad...
  161. Profile photo of luniboy
    luniboy Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    A would be never ending fun, unlike B where it can get pregnant then you have a bunch of disgusting looking fish people.
  162. Profile photo of th1rt3n
    th1rt3n Male 13-17
    35 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    @saskeul - that tail would be like sandpaper.
  163. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    I`d choose A. You have someone to talk to, someone to be with, and HELLO! She`s a freaking MERMAID! She probably has access to all the coolest undersea sh*t humans have never seen before!

    And you`re more concerned with getting your rocks off!?
  164. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Half the fun is breasts.
  165. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    lol id have to go with the lady top. the fish top would scare me
  166. Profile photo of itiswhatitis
    itiswhatitis Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    HMMM...I...Don`t...Know???? :)
  167. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    Mermaid. come on...this is obvious.
  168. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    anyone who says girl top fish bottom is a bloody wanker. fish head all the way
  169. Profile photo of Zvorygin
    Zvorygin Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Plz no boobies without warning?
  170. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    fish head.... still has a pussy and ?she? wouldnt be able to talk your ear off
  171. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    hmmm well seeing as how ive gotten myself onto and uninhabited island, ide be bound to have a first aid kit, so i would chop both of them in half sew the ladies together, giving me a companion and a delishes fish dinner.
  172. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:09 am
    What Nidonemo said. I don`t think I`d be able to get it up to a giant fish head anyway :-/
  173. Profile photo of rapemanDLX
    rapemanDLX Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:37 am
    One can give you a blowjob and the other can scare the poo out of you whilst still having the benefits of the lower regions. You know.. A blowjob will do it for me, a fishhead won`t.
  174. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:46 am
    Hey Zvorygin, get over it. It`s the internet.
    Also, beyond the sexual nature of this question, I`d rather talk to a mermaid than a fish-headed monster
  175. Profile photo of ManicWolf
    ManicWolf Female 18-29
    62 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:59 am
    Seriously, who would actually pick B? (Except maybe The Cat from Red Dwarf). A all the way!
  176. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:09 am
    Blowjobs and tittywanks would do me .. anyway wouldn`t the one without lungs suffocate out of water? Its one thing being a fishdrater, its another thing being a necrophiliac fishdrater
  177. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:37 am
    whelp, that top half better know how to deep [email protected]..oh well, even if she did have a gag reflex, its not like she can run away.
  178. Profile photo of Allenthing
    Allenthing Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:36 am
    @raiin A lot of women are lucky that you`re not a guy with ideas like that
  179. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Well since we`re talking mermaids here... I`m a surgeon and I`d just take both and combine the two to give her the surgery I *cough*, I mean SHE, deserves. Then we could do it in every position in existence AND have roasted fish for weeks!

    ...if all else fails, I`d just go to the hatch and go back in time before I ever got stranded :/
  180. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:15 am
    got one word for ya... cloaca! tada!
  181. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:21 am
    @AlienPoison5
    Code: *Types 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42...* :-D "What were you doing out there with surgical tools?"
    Alien: o:-) "Nothing. Just cooking a fish... Say, where`s that forbidden key?..."
    Code: )-| "..."
  182. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:30 am
    top half. hands down.
  183. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:39 am
    raiin... will you marry me? haha!

    but really id have it the normal way round, i have a feeling if i was stuck on a desert island the lack of conversation might kill me, at least top half human can talk... and has b00bies! :D
  184. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:14 am
    ya can`t drat a fish! ... need I say more?
  185. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
    The poop has to come out somewhere, astrogirl! ... need I say more?
  186. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:34 am
    top half- fish still have a place to expel eggs, so: technical vagina.
  187. Profile photo of Snowlock
    Snowlock Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    1 word. Blowjobs.
  188. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Well assuming a mermaid is still mammalian in nature(has mammary glands, apparently has lungs, warm blooded. has hair.) then the reproductive system will still be relatively similar, despite outward appearance. What`s more, since it is an aquatic mammal, an the normal procedure for land mammals are ineffective in water, there will be the added bonus of a system where the muscles in the genitals are used to massage the male instead of normal pumping (as is the case with dolphins, porpoises, etc.)

    TL;DR Normal mermaid would still be a better choice because the reproductive system will at least still be mammalian.
  189. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    also, please don`t ask why I know so much about the genitals of aquatic mammals... I don`t know why I do either...
  190. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Top half human, Then you got boobs, and blowjobs, and fish have vagina`s right? If you pick top half fish, blowjobs will feel horrible, and it will die in seconds due to gills, not lungs.
  191. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Fish head, `cause two out of three ain`t bad.
  192. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 9:49 am
    if its going to look like either of these 2....i want top half
  193. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Bottom no doubt, unhabited island, companion (never mentionates sex)

    Meh, i rather listening the fish half "FWAP"
  194. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    ill take fish bottom. I look at that
  195. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    LOL
    AHAHHAAAAA
    idk really, ima girl so fish-bottom for me :D
  196. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    haha.. hmmm.. top half definitely... can`t really... talk to a fish head... and get an understandable response.. haha
  197. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    fish bottom.
    fish head would creep me out
  198. Profile photo of hellavon
    hellavon Male 18-29
    111 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Fish bottom, blowjays ftw
  199. Profile photo of SonicWolf
    SonicWolf Male 13-17
    89 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:08 am
    hellavon has the right idea.
  200. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:03 am
    fish bottom hellavon has it right
  201. Profile photo of qaz
    qaz Female 13-17
    30 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:21 am
    Fish head.
    Girls talk too much anyways.
  202. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    fish bottom, at least you can still talk to someone. Plus, I`m sure she has a fishey hole somewhere down there
  203. Profile photo of McSaNctUarY
    McSaNctUarY Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 12:43 am
    fish top. When the girl has the brain of a fish sex is always an option. Blowjays are good but you have to wait until she`s ready for it

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