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Date: 07/23/10 12:04 PM

112 Responses to The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Link: The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You? - Every half-empty glass means something different to someone. Which of these fits your personality?
  2. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Then there is my personality....I didnt order a damn glass of water, wheres my STEAK!!!
  3. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    glass is half full if it was previously empty, half empty if it was previously full. I don`t understand what`s so hard to get about that...
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Q: Is the glass half empty or half full?

    A: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  5. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    hahahhahahahha i loved this
    the meth addict was my favorite.
  6. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    glarbh GARBHGL BAARGHL
  7. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I am so loving the zombie, I always say that when the glass half full conversation comes up. I say to my friends `glarbh GARBHGL BAARGHL` alas, they never listen :(
  8. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    LOL... BRAAaaains
  9. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    lol zombie thoughts rock
  10. Profile photo of TeamVenture
    TeamVenture Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Haha very funny. Love the zombie one.
  11. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    And an Irishman thinks the British should give back the rest to make it a full glass once again.
  12. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Internet reader thinks this post is dumb.
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    The IAB user thinks that he saw the glass before a few weeks ago. He then blames the bar for running out of glasses to serve and asks why crappy glasses get used and his fancy glasses don`t.
  14. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    BRAINS!
  15. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    lol Epic!
  16. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I relate to the zombie best.
  17. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Haha realist!
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    XD The clepto wants that glass.
  19. Profile photo of Argondey
    Argondey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    engineer thinks that the glass has is redundant, or sometimes that it is twice as large as it needs to be
  20. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Why was the aboriginal a vampire?
  21. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    repost.
  22. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    I see the glass, and wonder where the other one is, making it a double glass, all the way!
  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    he he
    2 out of 5 on the chucklemeter.
  24. Profile photo of CrazyCatz135
    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Sexist: This glass ain`t gonna fill itself, honeybuns
  25. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    They got the realist wrong.

    A realist thinks that there is, in fact, a glass, and there is, in fact, liquid inside of it to approximately half-way.

    Oh, and the alcoholic is wondering why everyone else only sees one glass.
  26. Profile photo of ronin787
    ronin787 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Capitalist thinks the glass should be sold at a high price and charge extra for the liquid. Communist thinks everyone gets a fair share of the liquid in the glass.
  27. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I like the meth addict one
  28. Profile photo of cjap2011
    cjap2011 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?
  29. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    mmm...stupid.
  30. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    And I think I`m thirsty so I don`t care if the glass is half full or empty or whatever, I`ll drink it.
  31. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Mechanical Engineer - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  32. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?
    His welfare check ran out on the fries. He couldn`t afford the fountain drink.
  33. Profile photo of juniix
    juniix Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    "So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?"

    Maybe you should read it again cjap2011. Anyway, this is silly.
  34. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    "So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?"

    It quite clearly says, in English `American thinks the drink in the glass should be sugared`
  35. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    cjap, it said he also wants it sugared...
  36. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    that is not an accurate depiction of what an american thinks...the american thinks his ice has melted and wants a damn refill.
  37. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I think the glass is twice as large as it should be.
  38. Profile photo of hethatisme
    hethatisme Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    water- GET ME OUT OF THIS GLASS!!!
  39. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
  40. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Realism FTW.
  41. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Al Gore thinks global warming has evaporated half the liquid and the liquid will all be gone by 2025.
  42. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Pregnant lady would very much like to pass the water...
  43. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    4channer wants to harass the glass over the internet.
  44. Profile photo of Gtlegend
    Gtlegend Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    epic, this reminds me of the one about all different religions views on everything, hilarious
  45. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Sawdusty, msieg007, your lines really need to be added to this :O
  46. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    i think we need to stop judging this glass
  47. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Has anyone stopped to find out what the glass thinks?
  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    I agree with the zombie!
  49. Profile photo of Lappith
    Lappith Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Hi, I`m a glass, and I`m VERY offended.
  50. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Americans!! yeeeeeesss!!
  51. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Eastern religions are contemplating what the glass was in a past life.
  52. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    The artist seems very smart.. too smart.
  53. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    ZOMBIES! GLARHGFLARGFLFPLOP
  54. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    And I forgot to mention that I`d say it`s either half full or half empty, depending on whether it was being drained or filled.

    Then again, if I just found a half filled glass I`d assume it had been full once and had been drained, so I`d call it half empty.
  55. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    See, my point of view is that if the glass was full beforehand, then some taken out, it`s half empty, since it`s been emptied. And if it was only filled halfway, it`s halfway full, since it was filled.

    Is my logic understood?
  56. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Ah, the guy below me gets it!
  57. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Why do people think all Americans are fat? There are fat people in very country. Except maybe third world countries. >_>
  58. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    wow thats a tad lame..
  59. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Troll thinks the glass is fat and needs to lose weight.
  60. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    whered my time go?
  61. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    If I see a glass, I say it`s half full but I`m a pessimist. I think half full just rolls off the tongue better than half empty.
  62. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    i think the glass cup is twice the size its supposed to be
  63. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    the glass is full. it has air and water.
  64. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    > The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You

    Some pathetic nobody strip-mined a beach, smelted the silicon in a huge factory that used billions of gallons of precious water and belched environment-destroying pollution out, shipped it by drug-fueled truckie who`s gonna end up killing someone on the road to a cheap store where some lonely exploited suicidal teenager from a broken home who has to work long hours for under-minimum wage while his friends are out enjoying life sold it to someone who wastes money buying useless, temporary crap that lasts a few months at most, who turned on the chemical-laden rusty pipes to half-fill it with so-called `water` that even animals are smart enough not to drink.

    Why, what does it mean to YOU?
  65. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Neo thinks there is no glass.
  66. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Me. I think the glass is a distraction from the
    big problem. Twilight fans.
  67. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    The non-nice individual doesn`t give a damn about the glass.
  68. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    It`s all relative. If the previous state of the glass was empty, then now it is half full. If the previous state of the glass was full, then now it is half empty. How is that not obvious?
  69. Profile photo of kokhean
    kokhean Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Repost!!!
  70. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    If you`re emptying the glass it`s half empty. If you`re filling it, it`s half full.
  71. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    coedog... that`s kind of how i think about perspective.... if you`re a bum for awhile, and you start making 20K a year, you feel like you`re living the high life. but, if you`re a big time exec., and you get demoted somehow to 20K a year.. you feel almost like a bum.....
  72. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    @SuperSmash

    What if you just walk into a room and there`s a glass on the table?
  73. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    I think that it doesn`t matter what the glass is or what it does, it only matters that its there.
  74. Profile photo of Roomster39
    Roomster39 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    The glass is entirely full....half with water and half with air.
  75. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    The glass is too large by a factor of 2.
  76. Profile photo of Fated
    Fated Female 30-39
    51 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Thirsty person drinks contents, asks for refill. :P
  77. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    This is the. best.
  78. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:41 am
    My thought: the glass isn`t sturdy enough to hold the weight of my heart
  79. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:01 am
    The glass is just pixels.
  80. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:59 am
    I love zombies :D
    Also, I love how the interpretation of a muslim is generic terrorist looking character and that all muslims are really easily offended :P
  81. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:17 am
    paddy...he`s obviously easily offended...because someone dropped a fart-box slurpie on his head...
  82. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:40 am
    I agree with the alcoholic. You people say what you want about the glass. I`m drinking it.
  83. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Stoner thinks... what? there`s a glass?
  84. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:13 am
    The Glass is always full......it is filled half with water and the other half is air
  85. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:10 am
    What about "So-and-so thinks that it really depends upon if the glass started out full and was half consumed, or if it was just half filled."
  86. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
    >>Stoner thinks... what? there`s a glass?<<

    No, Stoner thinks: "How can I make a bong out of this??"
  87. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:59 am
    no engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
    no mathematician thinks liquid to air ratio in the glass is 1:1
  88. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
    ...American.
  89. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Cleptoman :)
  90. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    zombie girl ftw
  91. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Artist would not think that...
  92. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Neo thinks "there is no glass"
  93. Profile photo of Zanderman
    Zanderman Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    schoolnerd will also wonder what other chemicals or minerals will be in said H2O, and then warn everyone of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide...
  94. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    This looks like it was written by a twelve-year-old.
  95. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Ronnie would think `why the hell did I spend 5 minutes reading this`
  96. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Uhh.. guys...

    If you LOOK at the picture of the glass... it`s clearly not either half full or half empty. The top of the glass is wider than the bottom, and yet the liquid inside reaches the halfway point vertically. That means it is less than half full.
  97. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    It`s only half full if it was previously empty and it has been filled up halfway.
    It`s only half empty if it was full and half of it was poured out.
  98. Profile photo of OCCA
    OCCA Female 13-17
    49 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    wow @Siyanor.... you really had to do that?!
  99. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    @OCCA
    I thought it as obvious just by looking at it.
  100. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    My opinion is that a glass cannot be half-empty because empty implies nothing and half of nothing is nothing.

    So there you go. I`m a glass half-full person because that`s the more logical perspective.
  101. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    But half of the glass can be empty.
  102. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Also, none of these were funny.
  103. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    They got it right until the end. The zombie would think "Brains".
  104. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    npdarren your wrong and your logic is lame, Quik2TheStab has pointed out why already.


    but this picture is awesome :D
  105. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    i`m an american. and i drating lol`d at the american one. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
  106. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:40 am
    I think seeing the glass as half full would mean you`re a pessimist because you`d say, "It`s only half full."

    Just my opinion :/
  107. Profile photo of Kagome1988
    Kagome1988 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 8:26 am
    haha awesome
  108. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    yay zombies!!!!!!!!!!
  109. Profile photo of chesspoly
    chesspoly Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:47 am
    no, the realist thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  110. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    lmfao XD
  111. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    pretty funny, but i fail to see why the aboriginal has fangs...

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