The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You? [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago Funny

Every half-empty glass means something different to someone. Which of these fits your personality?
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Male 150
pretty funny, but i fail to see why the aboriginal has fangs...
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Female 5,222
lmfao XD
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Male 10
no, the realist thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Female 301
yay zombies!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 61
haha awesome
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Female 505
I think seeing the glass as half full would mean you`re a pessimist because you`d say, "It`s only half full."

Just my opinion :/
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Male 97
i`m an american. and i drating lol`d at the american one. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Female 3,001
npdarren your wrong and your logic is lame, Quik2TheStab has pointed out why already.


but this picture is awesome :D
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Male 11,740
They got it right until the end. The zombie would think "Brains".
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Male 658
Also, none of these were funny.
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Male 658
But half of the glass can be empty.
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Male 601
My opinion is that a glass cannot be half-empty because empty implies nothing and half of nothing is nothing.

So there you go. I`m a glass half-full person because that`s the more logical perspective.
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Male 321
@OCCA
I thought it as obvious just by looking at it.
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Female 49
wow @Siyanor.... you really had to do that?!
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Male 46
It`s only half full if it was previously empty and it has been filled up halfway.
It`s only half empty if it was full and half of it was poured out.
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Male 1,184
Uhh.. guys...

If you LOOK at the picture of the glass... it`s clearly not either half full or half empty. The top of the glass is wider than the bottom, and yet the liquid inside reaches the halfway point vertically. That means it is less than half full.
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Female 199
Ronnie would think `why the hell did I spend 5 minutes reading this`
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Male 2,893
This looks like it was written by a twelve-year-old.
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Male 7
schoolnerd will also wonder what other chemicals or minerals will be in said H2O, and then warn everyone of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide...
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Female 1,435
Neo thinks "there is no glass"
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Male 784
Artist would not think that...
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Female 1,578
zombie girl ftw
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Female 170
Cleptoman :)
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Female 193
...American.
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Male 2,703
no engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
no mathematician thinks liquid to air ratio in the glass is 1:1
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Male 976
>>Stoner thinks... what? there`s a glass?<<

No, Stoner thinks: "How can I make a bong out of this??"
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Female 1,593
What about "So-and-so thinks that it really depends upon if the glass started out full and was half consumed, or if it was just half filled."
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Male 1,016
The Glass is always full......it is filled half with water and the other half is air
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Female 3,598
Stoner thinks... what? there`s a glass?
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Male 60
I agree with the alcoholic. You people say what you want about the glass. I`m drinking it.
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Male 3,915
paddy...he`s obviously easily offended...because someone dropped a fart-box slurpie on his head...
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Male 1,067
I love zombies :D
Also, I love how the interpretation of a muslim is generic terrorist looking character and that all muslims are really easily offended :P
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Female 259
The glass is just pixels.
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Male 4,014
My thought: the glass isn`t sturdy enough to hold the weight of my heart
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Female 494
This is the. best.
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Female 51
Thirsty person drinks contents, asks for refill. :P
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Male 881
The glass is too large by a factor of 2.
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Male 15
The glass is entirely full....half with water and half with air.
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Male 149
I think that it doesn`t matter what the glass is or what it does, it only matters that its there.
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Male 680
@SuperSmash

What if you just walk into a room and there`s a glass on the table?
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Male 526
coedog... that`s kind of how i think about perspective.... if you`re a bum for awhile, and you start making 20K a year, you feel like you`re living the high life. but, if you`re a big time exec., and you get demoted somehow to 20K a year.. you feel almost like a bum.....
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Male 3,756
If you`re emptying the glass it`s half empty. If you`re filling it, it`s half full.
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Male 34
Repost!!!
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Male 5,190
The glass is the way it is for a reason. :o
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Male 256
It`s all relative. If the previous state of the glass was empty, then now it is half full. If the previous state of the glass was full, then now it is half empty. How is that not obvious?
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Male 1,497
The non-nice individual doesn`t give a damn about the glass.
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Male 325
Me. I think the glass is a distraction from the
big problem. Twilight fans.
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Male 262
Neo thinks there is no glass.
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Male 8,302
> The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You

Some pathetic nobody strip-mined a beach, smelted the silicon in a huge factory that used billions of gallons of precious water and belched environment-destroying pollution out, shipped it by drug-fueled truckie who`s gonna end up killing someone on the road to a cheap store where some lonely exploited suicidal teenager from a broken home who has to work long hours for under-minimum wage while his friends are out enjoying life sold it to someone who wastes money buying useless, temporary crap that lasts a few months at most, who turned on the chemical-laden rusty pipes to half-fill it with so-called `water` that even animals are smart enough not to drink.

Why, what does it mean to YOU?
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Female 570
the glass is full. it has air and water.
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Male 282
i think the glass cup is twice the size its supposed to be
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Male 690
If I see a glass, I say it`s half full but I`m a pessimist. I think half full just rolls off the tongue better than half empty.
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Male 999
whered my time go?
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Female 3,562
Troll thinks the glass is fat and needs to lose weight.
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Male 944
wow thats a tad lame..
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Female 179
Why do people think all Americans are fat? There are fat people in very country. Except maybe third world countries. >_>
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Male 716
Ah, the guy below me gets it!
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Male 716
See, my point of view is that if the glass was full beforehand, then some taken out, it`s half empty, since it`s been emptied. And if it was only filled halfway, it`s halfway full, since it was filled.

Is my logic understood?
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Male 509
And I forgot to mention that I`d say it`s either half full or half empty, depending on whether it was being drained or filled.

Then again, if I just found a half filled glass I`d assume it had been full once and had been drained, so I`d call it half empty.
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Male 509
ZOMBIES! GLARHGFLARGFLFPLOP
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Male 415
The artist seems very smart.. too smart.
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Female 1,048
Eastern religions are contemplating what the glass was in a past life.
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Male 15,510
Americans!! yeeeeeesss!!
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Male 12
Hi, I`m a glass, and I`m VERY offended.
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Male 25,416
I agree with the zombie!
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Male 342
Has anyone stopped to find out what the glass thinks?
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Female 1,894
i think we need to stop judging this glass
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Male 1,226
Sawdusty, msieg007, your lines really need to be added to this :O
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Male 36
epic, this reminds me of the one about all different religions views on everything, hilarious
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Male 2,034
4channer wants to harass the glass over the internet.
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Male 1,231
Pregnant lady would very much like to pass the water...
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Male 491
Al Gore thinks global warming has evaporated half the liquid and the liquid will all be gone by 2025.
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Male 2,159
Realism FTW.
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Male 2,545
engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
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Male 26
water- GET ME OUT OF THIS GLASS!!!
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Male 39
I think the glass is twice as large as it should be.
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Male 496
that is not an accurate depiction of what an american thinks...the american thinks his ice has melted and wants a damn refill.
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Male 443
cjap, it said he also wants it sugared...
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Male 4,867
"So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?"

It quite clearly says, in English `American thinks the drink in the glass should be sugared`
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Female 14
"So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?"

Maybe you should read it again cjap2011. Anyway, this is silly.
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Male 3,482
[quote]So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?[/quote]
His welfare check ran out on the fries. He couldn`t afford the fountain drink.
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Male 56
Mechanical Engineer - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Female 1,623
And I think I`m thirsty so I don`t care if the glass is half full or empty or whatever, I`ll drink it.
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Female 477
mmm...stupid.
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Male 72
So um... If the American is so fat and is waiting for his XXL fries, why is he drinking water instead of Soda?
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Female 3,828
I like the meth addict one
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Male 28
Capitalist thinks the glass should be sold at a high price and charge extra for the liquid. Communist thinks everyone gets a fair share of the liquid in the glass.
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Male 3,482
They got the realist wrong.

A realist thinks that there is, in fact, a glass, and there is, in fact, liquid inside of it to approximately half-way.

Oh, and the alcoholic is wondering why everyone else only sees one glass.
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Female 73
Sexist: This glass ain`t gonna fill itself, honeybuns
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Male 10,845
he he
2 out of 5 on the chucklemeter.
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Male 3,314
I see the glass, and wonder where the other one is, making it a double glass, all the way!
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Male 249
repost.
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Male 1,765
Why was the aboriginal a vampire?
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Male 53
engineer thinks that the glass has is redundant, or sometimes that it is twice as large as it needs to be
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Male 6,694
XD The clepto wants that glass.
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Male 333
Haha realist!
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Male 901
I relate to the zombie best.
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Male 551
lol Epic!
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Male 757
BRAINS!
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Male 4,680
The IAB user thinks that he saw the glass before a few weeks ago. He then blames the bar for running out of glasses to serve and asks why crappy glasses get used and his fancy glasses don`t.
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Male 4,014
Internet reader thinks this post is dumb.
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Male 196
And an Irishman thinks the British should give back the rest to make it a full glass once again.
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Male 59
Haha very funny. Love the zombie one.
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Male 211
lol zombie thoughts rock
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Male 953
LOL... BRAAaaains
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Male 593
I am so loving the zombie, I always say that when the glass half full conversation comes up. I say to my friends `glarbh GARBHGL BAARGHL` alas, they never listen :(
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Male 1,299
glarbh GARBHGL BAARGHL
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Female 407
hahahhahahahha i loved this
the meth addict was my favorite.
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Male 37,897
Q: Is the glass half empty or half full?

A: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Male 1,548
glass is half full if it was previously empty, half empty if it was previously full. I don`t understand what`s so hard to get about that...
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Male 2,700
Then there is my personality....I didnt order a damn glass of water, wheres my STEAK!!!
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Female 1,780
Link: The Glass Half Full: What`s It Mean To You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Every half-empty glass means something different to someone. Which of these fits your personality?
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