# The Fapping Math Trick [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 7 years ago in
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A little mathematical equation trick that involves your fapping habits and your age. Does it work for you?
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Male 150
@Ayu laghbalm *facepalm*
Male 4
OH GOD IT WORKED FOR ME D: I`M GONNA DIE!

Also, I had a 4 digit number in the end.
Male 229
This is wrong. I didn`t get the number of my age.
Female 4
wait what is faping?
Male 541
and the first number is the number you picked in the beginning
Male 1,116
Pshhhh.
Male 80
FAILURE!
Female 2
pick any number and it still works -.- if it doesnt you did it wrong
Male 427
Correct! 20 is my age! :D
Female 351
Ok, it worked the second time. I think (if you`re using a calculator) you have to hit the equal button after every function, not just continuously add, multiply, subtract.
Female 351
fail
Female 465
So apparently I`m 50... nah.
Female 61
it worked :D
Male 41
i am most CERTAINLY not 53.......
Male 22
uuhhhh its so magical LOL
what do you learn in school if you don`t make this one out?
Male 253
perfectly coreect... HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Male 150
What sorcery is this?
Female 407
Actually worked for me.. o.O
Female 21
lol it said i was 70... im 20.
Male 6
wow it worked
Male 155
off by one year
it said i was 18
Male 49
It always works because you multiply whatever you have by 50... it makes it so when you take your birthdate - 1759 (or 60) it is figuring out your age. Replace 50 with 100, or 800, or another insanly large number and it should work. (I think...)
Female 51
Uh, didn`t get a 3 digit number and the last two numbers weren`t my age. Lol, wtf is this?
Male 97
the trick is that its the last two digits of the number you end up on.. so it doesnt matter if the number is fifteen digits long or just 3.
Male 1,370
oh...It worked.
Male 177
well i entered many random numbers and it always works...
Male 83
It worked.
Male 1,184
Unless... you`re under 12 or have a developmental disorder...
Male 1,184
Everyone faps 7 days per week anyway, so it doesn`t particularly matter whether it`s a trick or not.
Male 976
ZOMG! <:O
Female 193
`It didn`t work!!11! I`m special lol!`
Male 215
Algebra isn`t magic folks:

x = the # of days you fap
y = the year you were born

(2x + 5)*50 + 1760 - y

Which simplifies to:

100x + 2010 - y

But only the last 2 digits matter, so the 100x doesn`t affect the result. So it`s really just:

2010 - y

i.e. this year minus the year you were born.
Male 2,703
again more 4chan copy pasta, and poorly written one at that...

>multiply by 50
>250
>add 1760 if birthday has passed - 2010
>add 1759 if birthday hasn`t passed - 2009
>subtract birth year

it doesn`t matter what you get for fapping and the multiply by 2 is to just throw you off more. even with 0 you`ll end up with your age (just no 3 digit number) the only way to skew the results would be a negative number, but thats why they picked something that can`t be negative.

tldr; steps 3-6 calculate your age, the rest is slight of hand trickery
Male 182
I love math =)
Male 92
I think it doesn`t work if you use a decimal in the beginning. So no, you can`t average out your faps over the weeks.
Male 28
@doran127
It can`t fail - its mathematically impossible - if it didn`t work you dun goofed.
Male 127
how is it `not working` for so many people? no matter what number you put for FAP the math means you`ll get your correct age. The only variable that would be off is the last number being 4+ digits (if you have a really high FAP number) or being 2 digits if you put zero - the last 2 digits would still be your age. I`d like to see what numbers they are using.
Female 34
So... I didn`t get a 3 digit number... but I did get my age at the end o.0
Female 2,549
OMG, that is just ..wow!
Male 46
fail didnt work
Female 5,222
omg XDD nail on the head for this one
Male 1,067
I got really far out.
Male 3,915
lol....18...got me
Male 69
wow..actually worked for me
Male 18
Ah, the magic of math. If you play around with the algorithm you`ll see that the number of times you play around with yourself is irrelevant to it. It only affects the first digit. (as coedog has already said, I see) Plus, the damn thing actually asks if your birthday has come yet this year, and what year you were born. I can tell you how old you are with that, and with only one simple subtraction.
Male 1,043
Cuwl, and a bit anti-privacy.. but cuwl
Male 724
Woooow lol I got 19 and I am 19
Male 5
Dead on. I`m amazed... and a little ashamed...
Male 63
20 ayep trueeee!
Female 34
o0o0oo it said 18, which i am! freaky :P
Female 330
haha jk i did it again.. all good. got 18
Female 330
haha waaay off! it said 38... i`m 18.. haha
Male 22
FAIL mine answer was 38 im only 24. I guess this only works for some people.
Male 701
@angrytick
Well start acting your age and it might change!
Male 194
nope, 16, not 15.
Male 2,690
One of my friends just posted that one facebook like 2 days ago
Male 363
TROLLFACE IS THERE FOR A REASON.
Male 469
Haha it got it wrong and I did the math right. It said I was 19 but I`m 18. I guess it`s because I`ll be 19 in 3 days.
Male 22
cool. it got my age!!!!
Female 58
This has nothing to do with jacking off. If you can`t figure that out, you`re ridiculous.
Male 28
lol weird
Male 1,193
It worked except I had a 4 digit number
Male 312
It seems I`m 65 years old...
Male 518
@hendryhendrix, you fail. Just so you know
Female 12
whoa, it got my age. Weird days.
Female 1,401
got me right even though i started with zero...
Male 256
It`s a simple algorithm that only works in 2009. If you work it out as an equation you get to a point where you have 4 terms 100*x + 250 + 1759 (or 1760)+ your birth year. 250 plus 1759 equals 2009 (or the last year in which you have so far had a birthday) 2009 - your birth year gives your age. The 100x is meaningless because it just increases the magnitude of the final number, but you`re only looking at the last two digits.
Female 408
even though most answers were 0 I still got my age
Male 721
I`m not -38 years old....
Male 2,238
That is really cool. I know it`s just maths, but it`s still cool.
[quote]So let me work this out... trp faps 7 days a week, 14 times a day... then I multiply...[/quote]
Godammit Lion, I thought I got all the cameras!
Male 985
LOLWTF
Male 425
hmmmm im not 68.
Male 339
Two variables: FAP (a positive integer) and YEAR (birth year)

50(2*FAP+5)+1760/1759-YEAR
= 100*FAP+250+1760/1759-YEAR
= 100*FAP+(250+1760/1759)-YEAR
= (100*FAP)+[(2010/2009)-YEAR]
= irrelevant part + [AGE]

Since we look only at the last two numbers the first part is irrelevant. So long as you don`t enter a negative number of FAP it`ll work assuming you followed the instructions correctly.

Enjoy the solution. Keep on fapping! It has nothing to do with your age :D
Male 699
rofl
Female 109
oh, that was stupid
Female 2,289
there`s a lot of stupid people
Male 193
WOAH!
Male 958
I put down 9 for the fap and it came out one yr under :(
Male 8,300
So let me work this out... trp faps 7 days a week, 14 times a day... then I multiply...
Female 2,289
Oh! a birth date is required.

lol
Female 525
People who are getting it wrong didn`t do the math correctly. The equation is designed that it will come to your age despite any number you use in the beginning.
Female 36
I think at some poin the result is always going to be 2010. And when you subtract 2010 with the year you were born... it gaves you your age.
Female 1
Failed for me. Tried it with `1` and it worked. FAIL.
Male 21
Mind feckin true
Male 965
poo, big brother really is watching!
Male 207
It`s just a dumb math trick and has nothing to do with the number of times you do it.
Female 7
What fut! It works.
Female 1,199
Mind = Blown. D:
Male 509
@fatninja
It`s not about how many times you do it, it`s about how many days you do it.

...and it was spot on...
Female 28
>.> DAmn
Female 137
Didn`t work with 0...
Male 394
Gah, 1 year off.
Male 271
the drat, it works
Male 799
wrong...
Male 15,510
Lol, the "fab" version of a real old mathematical trick
Male 25,416
sus! i i told it that i fapped 60 times a week and it still came up with the correct number, creepy!
Male 1,383
I think it works whatever number you put in at the start...
Male 18
Failed all 3 times
Male 554
who ever ends up with a 2 digit number are liars! no want faps 0 times a week....
Female 75
That`s nuts.
Female 579
How did it work? Hmm.
Male 496
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Unless you`re just a vicious liar.
Female 238
didn`t work the first time, redid it and well... it worked :/
Male 20
*Amazed face* WITCHCRAFT!
Female 276
didnt work
Male 842
lol. It worked for me. Nice
Male 1,226

Already guessed what this is based on though. I lol`d.
Male 1,226
It`s my birthday :S :S

So do I add 1760 or 1759?
Female 965
Correct, sir! :-D
Female 130
The truly funny thing is that many of the people who got it wrong probably got it wrong using a calculator.
Female 25
holy balls it was right :) super awesome
Male 54
first 2 stages are irrelevant, just there to make it "crazy math trick!"

Don`t mean to pi ss on anyones strawberries, but try it without the first 2...
Female 683
Well.. I am now 85 years old.
Female 839
yup was correct, but i remember seeing something like this when i was a kid, only the first question was not how many times a week do you fap
Female 245
woah. O.o how does it know me. WHAT ARE YOU?!!
Male 82
Heh ^^ Got it right for me
Male 213
i got a 2 digit number...lol
Male 151
scary
Male 695
Apparently I am 93 years old.
Female 362
missed it by two numbers
Female 83
Missed it by one.
Male 102
That is freaky. It got it right.
Male 41
nope, missed by 1...
Male 542
Ahhhh, freaky.
Female 1,623
Omg! It worked!
Male 24
holy poo, its absolutely right, no joke
Female 511
Holy crap... it worked. Now I`m scared.
Female 525
nope.
Male 3,330
It works if you fap 7 times a week.
Male 3,285
Nope. doesnt work.
Male 10,855
bah can`t remember
Male 99
"since the equation is really just 2010-Your Bday Year, anyone who has a wrong answer is dumb."

or they were smart and said that they put in a rational number for the number of times they fap, just to drat with the troll in the picture.

fyi i fap 3.141592654 times a day.
Male 211
yeah i got it...not that impressed
Male 593
How`d you know?
Female 11
You could skip the first three steps and it would still work.
Male 213
since the equation is really just 2010-Your Bday Year, anyone who has a wrong answer is dumb.
Male 432
It was wrong.
Male 1,313
Holy f#ck! I`m 79??
Male 20
@ TwoEyezBlind so your age is 22
Female 1,297
whoa, accuracy O_O
Male 483
Ha. My result was 822. I thought this was supposed to guess age, not FAP`s per day.
Male 99
PS: more explicitly,

Say I was born in 1970 and I fap X times a week.

Then the process looks like this:

100*X + 250 + 1759 - 70.

That 250 + 1759 = 2009, so its 2009 - 70 to give me my age (or 1760 if my birthday hasn`t happened yet). Then you add a multiple of 100, which doesn`t change the last two digits because the last two digits of 100 are zeroes after adding your age to it.
Male 6,693
Just math.
Male 99
Its not amazing

The trick is here:

250 + 1759 = 2009
250 + 1760 = 2010

the step after adding the 1700 number thing is to subtract the year in which you were born. That`s your age.

Then you just add a multiple of 100, which was the first step.

Its not a trick -- its really simple. If you do this in 2011 or any year after 2010, this trick won`t work anymore. To fix it, they`ll just change the two numbers to 1760 and 1761 to compensate.
Male 2,506
The amount of times you fap a week only influences the first number, the 2nd number is just the year thing, so failars
Male 931
HA, it actuallyy worked. 22 :)
Female 281
It worked when I put 0 for the first one. ;P
Female 673
Didn`t give me a 3-digit number in the end. o.O But even at that, I`m definitely not 10 years old.
Male 2,548
Hmm, it worked for me and I didn`t multiply by two.
Male 2,548
It worked for me.
Male 1,140
I failed math. Not even gonna bother.
Male 60
it would be true if i fapped 5 times a week but that`s way too low
Male 2,004
lame
Male 7,378
That`s amazing.
Female 257
fail. not 15 years old
Male 124
lawl.
Female 9,572
Crap, I added 2 instead of multiplying. I`m not even going to try this again.
Male 1,623
This is pretty simple to figure out. And since the 1) variable for me was 0, the end result was my exact age.
Male 591
Sorry, no time to test this. Too busy fapping.
Male 1,287
tricks are all about obfuscation. this one did a poor job.
Male 328
gravitycat. this is an acceptable time to use the word FAIL
Male 2,028
Gravitycat, 14 + 5 is 19, not 18. This changes the entire thing.
Male 395
Stupid.
Male 496
i forgot to include the multiplying by 2 first, but it seems others got to it first, so disregard my previous post and go on about your business.
Male 496
this is stupid. any odd number (which you will have after adding 5) you multiply by fifty is going to end in fifty.
Male 1,455
Hahahah omg, I got 420, and I`m smoking atm. :D
Male 213
and the rest of the equation is just adding the number you got originally from fapping, 0, 100, 200, etc to the number 2010.

so 2010, 2110, 2210, etc. then you subtract your bday to get the difference, and throw away the hundreds digits.

Basically the entire equation is just Todays Year - Your bday year, its actually quite stupid.
Female 470
This works for anybody, all you have to do is pick a random number and follow the rest of the instructions. The only way you could drat this up is if you`re an idiot when it comes to basic math.
Male 213
Of course it works. The first two steps have no effect on the outcome.

Since we are only looking at the last two digits, adding 100 to the number does nothing. And that is what the first step effectively does.

No matter what number you put on the first step, you multiply it by 2, which makes it an even number. And even number times 50 will result in a number like 0 100 200, etc. And those numbers dont affect the result, since we ignore the hundreds digit
Male 363
@DeutschDude9
They ask for the number of DAYS per week you spank it. Not that it matters because like ScottSerious posted, it comes out the same no matter how many days you put in.
Male 1,122
The first 3 questions are used to establish an odd number. Then ODD * 50 = something hundred and 50.
ODD * 50 = X50
I.E. 15 * 50 = 750
Once you see they are only after the 50 you can dispose of the rest.
50 + 60 = 110. or 50 + 59 = 109.
110 minus the last 2 digits of the year of your birth is your age for everyone. (Since its 2010)...unless you haven`t had your birthday yet then its the year of your birth minus 2009.
Male 61
224 works fine for me
Male 472
I hate "math" tricks like this, they are way to easy to figure out.

BTW-the math breaks down if you Fap more than ten times a week.
Male 438
holy sh*t!!!!
Female 3,696
It worked! but I`m not telling you what I said for number 1 ;) But I don`t know if it matters..
Male 378
So I`m -02 years old. Cool.
Male 27
Haha!
Worked for me
Male 47
hahaha works for me!
Male 320
Holy poo! O___O
Male 4,867
i got 17 and i`m 16
Male 346
haha it worked
Male 1,122
Nice little matrix trick.
Male 363
Oh wait, previous poster is right, it doesn`t matter how often you spank it.
Male 743