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Date: 07/23/10 10:01 AM

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  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Link: The Fapping Math Trick - A little mathematical equation trick that involves your fapping habits and your age. Does it work for you?
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
    wow, it would seem the number of times your fap is irrelevant.
  3. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    this actually works :S o-O
  4. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Dead on for me
  5. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Oh wait, previous poster is right, it doesn`t matter how often you spank it.
  6. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Nice little matrix trick.
  7. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
    haha it worked
  8. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
    i got 17 and i`m 16
  9. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Holy poo! O___O
  10. Profile photo of Sh0rtEe
    Sh0rtEe Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    hahaha works for me!
  11. Profile photo of Dak
    Dak Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Haha!
    Worked for me
  12. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:12 am
    So I`m -02 years old. Cool.
  13. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:13 am
    It worked! but I`m not telling you what I said for number 1 ;) But I don`t know if it matters..
  14. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:13 am
    holy sh*t!!!!
  15. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I hate "math" tricks like this, they are way to easy to figure out.

    BTW-the math breaks down if you Fap more than ten times a week.
  16. Profile photo of DieZahl23
    DieZahl23 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:15 am
    224 works fine for me
  17. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
    The first 3 questions are used to establish an odd number. Then ODD * 50 = something hundred and 50.
    ODD * 50 = X50
    I.E. 15 * 50 = 750
    Once you see they are only after the 50 you can dispose of the rest.
    50 + 60 = 110. or 50 + 59 = 109.
    110 minus the last 2 digits of the year of your birth is your age for everyone. (Since its 2010)...unless you haven`t had your birthday yet then its the year of your birth minus 2009.
  18. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
    @DeutschDude9
    They ask for the number of DAYS per week you spank it. Not that it matters because like ScottSerious posted, it comes out the same no matter how many days you put in.
  19. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Of course it works. The first two steps have no effect on the outcome.

    Since we are only looking at the last two digits, adding 100 to the number does nothing. And that is what the first step effectively does.

    No matter what number you put on the first step, you multiply it by 2, which makes it an even number. And even number times 50 will result in a number like 0 100 200, etc. And those numbers dont affect the result, since we ignore the hundreds digit
  20. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:17 am
    This works for anybody, all you have to do is pick a random number and follow the rest of the instructions. The only way you could drat this up is if you`re an idiot when it comes to basic math.
  21. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:19 am
    and the rest of the equation is just adding the number you got originally from fapping, 0, 100, 200, etc to the number 2010.

    so 2010, 2110, 2210, etc. then you subtract your bday to get the difference, and throw away the hundreds digits.

    Basically the entire equation is just Todays Year - Your bday year, its actually quite stupid.
  22. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Hahahah omg, I got 420, and I`m smoking atm. :D
  23. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
    this is stupid. any odd number (which you will have after adding 5) you multiply by fifty is going to end in fifty.
  24. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    i forgot to include the multiplying by 2 first, but it seems others got to it first, so disregard my previous post and go on about your business.
  25. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Stupid.
  26. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Gravitycat, 14 + 5 is 19, not 18. This changes the entire thing.
  27. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
    gravitycat. this is an acceptable time to use the word FAIL
  28. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:41 am
    tricks are all about obfuscation. this one did a poor job.
  29. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Sorry, no time to test this. Too busy fapping.
  30. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    This is pretty simple to figure out. And since the 1) variable for me was 0, the end result was my exact age.
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Crap, I added 2 instead of multiplying. I`m not even going to try this again.
  32. Profile photo of jtjwsnake
    jtjwsnake Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
    lawl.
  33. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
    fail. not 15 years old
  34. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:56 am
    That`s amazing.
  35. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:59 am
    lame
  36. Profile photo of 53044
    53044 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
    it would be true if i fapped 5 times a week but that`s way too low
  37. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
    I failed math. Not even gonna bother.
  38. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
    It worked for me.
  39. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Hmm, it worked for me and I didn`t multiply by two.
  40. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Didn`t give me a 3-digit number in the end. o.O But even at that, I`m definitely not 10 years old.
  41. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:09 am
    It worked when I put 0 for the first one. ;P
  42. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:14 am
    HA, it actuallyy worked. 22 :)
  43. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    The amount of times you fap a week only influences the first number, the 2nd number is just the year thing, so failars
  44. Profile photo of im_smart
    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Its not amazing

    The trick is here:

    250 + 1759 = 2009
    250 + 1760 = 2010

    the step after adding the 1700 number thing is to subtract the year in which you were born. That`s your age.

    Then you just add a multiple of 100, which was the first step.

    Its not a trick -- its really simple. If you do this in 2011 or any year after 2010, this trick won`t work anymore. To fix it, they`ll just change the two numbers to 1760 and 1761 to compensate.
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Just math.
  46. Profile photo of im_smart
    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:25 am
    PS: more explicitly,

    Say I was born in 1970 and I fap X times a week.

    Then the process looks like this:

    100*X + 250 + 1759 - 70.

    That 250 + 1759 = 2009, so its 2009 - 70 to give me my age (or 1760 if my birthday hasn`t happened yet). Then you add a multiple of 100, which doesn`t change the last two digits because the last two digits of 100 are zeroes after adding your age to it.
  47. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Ha. My result was 822. I thought this was supposed to guess age, not FAP`s per day.
  48. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:52 am
    whoa, accuracy O_O
  49. Profile photo of dcaldwell09
    dcaldwell09 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    @ TwoEyezBlind so your age is 22
  50. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Holy f#ck! I`m 79??
  51. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    It was wrong.
  52. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    since the equation is really just 2010-Your Bday Year, anyone who has a wrong answer is dumb.
  53. Profile photo of eq_blue
    eq_blue Female 13-17
    11 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    You could skip the first three steps and it would still work.
  54. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    How`d you know?
  55. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    yeah i got it...not that impressed
  56. Profile photo of im_smart
    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    "since the equation is really just 2010-Your Bday Year, anyone who has a wrong answer is dumb."

    or they were smart and said that they put in a rational number for the number of times they fap, just to drat with the troll in the picture.

    fyi i fap 3.141592654 times a day.
  57. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    bah can`t remember
  58. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Nope. doesnt work.
  59. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    It works if you fap 7 times a week.
  60. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    nope.
  61. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Holy crap... it worked. Now I`m scared.
  62. Profile photo of hatotter
    hatotter Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    holy poo, its absolutely right, no joke
  63. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Omg! It worked!
  64. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Ahhhh, freaky.
  65. Profile photo of Bleaurgh
    Bleaurgh Male 30-39
    41 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    nope, missed by 1...
  66. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    That is freaky. It got it right.
  67. Profile photo of -cyin
    -cyin Female 13-17
    83 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Missed it by one.
  68. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    missed it by two numbers
  69. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Apparently I am 93 years old.
  70. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    scary
  71. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    i got a 2 digit number...lol
  72. Profile photo of Sharky19
    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Heh ^^ Got it right for me
  73. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    woah. O.o how does it know me. WHAT ARE YOU?!!
  74. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    yup was correct, but i remember seeing something like this when i was a kid, only the first question was not how many times a week do you fap
  75. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Well.. I am now 85 years old.
  76. Profile photo of sideshowjim
    sideshowjim Male 18-29
    54 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    first 2 stages are irrelevant, just there to make it "crazy math trick!"

    Don`t mean to pi ss on anyones strawberries, but try it without the first 2...
  77. Profile photo of kaylala
    kaylala Female 18-29
    25 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    holy balls it was right :) super awesome
  78. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    The truly funny thing is that many of the people who got it wrong probably got it wrong using a calculator.
  79. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Correct, sir! :-D
  80. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    It`s my birthday :S :S

    So do I add 1760 or 1759?
  81. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Apparently you should add 1760 if it`s your birthday today...

    Already guessed what this is based on though. I lol`d.
  82. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    lol. It worked for me. Nice
  83. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    didnt work
  84. Profile photo of Rossengan
    Rossengan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    *Amazed face* WITCHCRAFT!
  85. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    didn`t work the first time, redid it and well... it worked :/
  86. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Unless you`re just a vicious liar.
  87. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    How did it work? Hmm.
  88. Profile photo of scromlette
    scromlette Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    That`s nuts.
  89. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    who ever ends up with a 2 digit number are liars! no want faps 0 times a week....
  90. Profile photo of Scott7802
    Scott7802 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    Failed all 3 times
  91. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I think it works whatever number you put in at the start...
  92. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    sus! i i told it that i fapped 60 times a week and it still came up with the correct number, creepy!
  93. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Lol, the "fab" version of a real old mathematical trick
  94. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    wrong...
  95. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    the drat, it works
  96. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Gah, 1 year off.
  97. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Didn`t work with 0...
  98. Profile photo of Rhiea-chan
    Rhiea-chan Female 13-17
    28 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    >.> DAmn
  99. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    @fatninja
    It`s not about how many times you do it, it`s about how many days you do it.

    ...and it was spot on...
  100. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Mind = Blown. D:
  101. Profile photo of rocksolidd43
    rocksolidd43 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    What fut! It works.
  102. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    It`s just a dumb math trick and has nothing to do with the number of times you do it.
  103. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    poo, big brother really is watching!
  104. Profile photo of kkyarrick
    kkyarrick Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Mind feckin true
  105. Profile photo of LexxaXV
    LexxaXV Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Failed for me. Tried it with `1` and it worked. FAIL.
  106. Profile photo of 08031993
    08031993 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    I think at some poin the result is always going to be 2010. And when you subtract 2010 with the year you were born... it gaves you your age.
  107. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    People who are getting it wrong didn`t do the math correctly. The equation is designed that it will come to your age despite any number you use in the beginning.
  108. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Oh! a birth date is required.

    lol
  109. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    So let me work this out... trp faps 7 days a week, 14 times a day... then I multiply...
  110. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    I put down 9 for the fap and it came out one yr under :(
  111. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    WOAH!
  112. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    there`s a lot of stupid people
  113. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    oh, that was stupid
  114. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    rofl
  115. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Two variables: FAP (a positive integer) and YEAR (birth year)

    50(2*FAP+5)+1760/1759-YEAR
    = 100*FAP+250+1760/1759-YEAR
    = 100*FAP+(250+1760/1759)-YEAR
    = (100*FAP)+
    = irrelevant part +

    Since we look only at the last two numbers the first part is irrelevant. So long as you don`t enter a negative number of FAP it`ll work assuming you followed the instructions correctly.

    Enjoy the solution. Keep on fapping! It has nothing to do with your age :D
  116. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    hmmmm im not 68.
  117. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    LOLWTF
  118. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
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    July 23, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    That is really cool. I know it`s just maths, but it`s still cool.
    So let me work this out... trp faps 7 days a week, 14 times a day... then I multiply...
    Godammit Lion, I thought I got all the cameras!
  119. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I`m not -38 years old....
  120. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    even though most answers were 0 I still got my age
  121. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    It`s a simple algorithm that only works in 2009. If you work it out as an equation you get to a point where you have 4 terms 100*x + 250 + 1759 (or 1760)+ your birth year. 250 plus 1759 equals 2009 (or the last year in which you have so far had a birthday) 2009 - your birth year gives your age. The 100x is meaningless because it just increases the magnitude of the final number, but you`re only looking at the last two digits.
  122. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    got me right even though i started with zero...
  123. Profile photo of AAgony
    AAgony Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    whoa, it got my age. Weird days.
  124. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    @hendryhendrix, you fail. Just so you know
  125. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    It worked except I had a 4 digit number
  126. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    It seems I`m 65 years old...
  127. Profile photo of MrDyll
    MrDyll Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    lol weird
  128. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    This has nothing to do with jacking off. If you can`t figure that out, you`re ridiculous.
  129. Profile photo of zacxta1
    zacxta1 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    cool. it got my age!!!!
  130. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Haha it got it wrong and I did the math right. It said I was 19 but I`m 18. I guess it`s because I`ll be 19 in 3 days.
  131. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    TROLLFACE IS THERE FOR A REASON.
  132. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    One of my friends just posted that one facebook like 2 days ago
  133. Profile photo of angrytick
    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    nope, 16, not 15.
  134. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    @angrytick
    Well start acting your age and it might change!
  135. Profile photo of sexxyteddy
    sexxyteddy Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:17 am
    FAIL mine answer was 38 im only 24. I guess this only works for some people.
  136. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:29 am
    haha waaay off! it said 38... i`m 18.. haha
  137. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:30 am
    haha jk i did it again.. all good. got 18
  138. Profile photo of buuurrrd
    buuurrrd Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:11 am
    o0o0oo it said 18, which i am! freaky :P
  139. Profile photo of cher-boy
    cher-boy Male 18-29
    65 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:34 am
    20 ayep trueeee!
  140. Profile photo of Laughing_Man
    Laughing_Man Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:41 am
    Dead on. I`m amazed... and a little ashamed...
  141. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:26 am
    Woooow lol I got 19 and I am 19
  142. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:29 am
    Cuwl, and a bit anti-privacy.. but cuwl
  143. Profile photo of Aaluran
    Aaluran Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:31 am
    Ah, the magic of math. If you play around with the algorithm you`ll see that the number of times you play around with yourself is irrelevant to it. It only affects the first digit. (as coedog has already said, I see) Plus, the damn thing actually asks if your birthday has come yet this year, and what year you were born. I can tell you how old you are with that, and with only one simple subtraction.
  144. Profile photo of Necrovampyr
    Necrovampyr Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:56 am
    wow..actually worked for me
  145. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:03 am
    lol....18...got me
  146. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:12 am
    I got really far out.
  147. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:19 am
    omg XDD nail on the head for this one
  148. Profile photo of doran127
    doran127 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:12 am
    fail didnt work
  149. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:55 am
    OMG, that is just ..wow!
  150. Profile photo of kittykittkat
    kittykittkat Female 13-17
    34 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:50 am
    So... I didn`t get a 3 digit number... but I did get my age at the end o.0
  151. Profile photo of Narninian
    Narninian Male 18-29
    127 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:53 am
    how is it `not working` for so many people? no matter what number you put for FAP the math means you`ll get your correct age. The only variable that would be off is the last number being 4+ digits (if you have a really high FAP number) or being 2 digits if you put zero - the last 2 digits would still be your age. I`d like to see what numbers they are using.
  152. Profile photo of Dead_Serious
    Dead_Serious Male 30-39
    28 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:02 am
    @doran127
    It can`t fail - its mathematically impossible - if it didn`t work you dun goofed.
  153. Profile photo of Yosemine
    Yosemine Male 18-29
    92 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I think it doesn`t work if you use a decimal in the beginning. So no, you can`t average out your faps over the weeks.
  154. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:52 am
    I love math =)
  155. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:05 am
    again more 4chan copy pasta, and poorly written one at that...

    >add 5
    >multiply by 50
    >250
    >add 1760 if birthday has passed - 2010
    >add 1759 if birthday hasn`t passed - 2009
    >subtract birth year

    it doesn`t matter what you get for fapping and the multiply by 2 is to just throw you off more. even with 0 you`ll end up with your age (just no 3 digit number) the only way to skew the results would be a negative number, but thats why they picked something that can`t be negative.

    tldr; steps 3-6 calculate your age, the rest is slight of hand trickery
  156. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Algebra isn`t magic folks:

    x = the # of days you fap
    y = the year you were born

    So, assuming you had your birthday this year, we have:

    (2x + 5)*50 + 1760 - y

    Which simplifies to:

    100x + 2010 - y

    But only the last 2 digits matter, so the 100x doesn`t affect the result. So it`s really just:

    2010 - y

    i.e. this year minus the year you were born.
  157. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    `It didn`t work!!11! I`m special lol!`
  158. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    ZOMG! <:O
  159. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Everyone faps 7 days per week anyway, so it doesn`t particularly matter whether it`s a trick or not.
  160. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Unless... you`re under 12 or have a developmental disorder...
  161. Profile photo of ZacchNasty
    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    It worked.
  162. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    well i entered many random numbers and it always works...
  163. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    oh...It worked.
  164. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    the trick is that its the last two digits of the number you end up on.. so it doesnt matter if the number is fifteen digits long or just 3.
  165. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Uh, didn`t get a 3 digit number and the last two numbers weren`t my age. Lol, wtf is this?
  166. Profile photo of toughnerd
    toughnerd Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 12:30 am
    It always works because you multiply whatever you have by 50... it makes it so when you take your birthdate - 1759 (or 60) it is figuring out your age. Replace 50 with 100, or 800, or another insanly large number and it should work. (I think...)
  167. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 4:01 am
    off by one year
    it said i was 18
  168. Profile photo of lolamorta
    lolamorta Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 8:52 am
    wow it worked
  169. Profile photo of layDbug722
    layDbug722 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    lol it said i was 70... im 20.
  170. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Actually worked for me.. o.O
  171. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    What sorcery is this?
  172. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    perfectly coreect... HOW DOES THIS WORK?
  173. Profile photo of Hipley
    Hipley Male 30-39
    22 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    uuhhhh its so magical LOL
    what do you learn in school if you don`t make this one out?
  174. Profile photo of ha10g0d
    ha10g0d Male 13-17
    41 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    i am most CERTAINLY not 53.......
  175. Profile photo of Kagome1988
    Kagome1988 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 8:28 am
    it worked :D
  176. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 10:53 am
    So apparently I`m 50... nah.
  177. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    fail
  178. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Ok, it worked the second time. I think (if you`re using a calculator) you have to hit the equal button after every function, not just continuously add, multiply, subtract.
  179. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 1:27 am
    Correct! 20 is my age! :D
  180. Profile photo of jojo3
    jojo3 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    pick any number and it still works -.- if it doesnt you did it wrong
  181. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    FAILURE!
  182. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Pshhhh.
  183. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    and the first number is the number you picked in the beginning
  184. Profile photo of Ayu_laghbalm
    Ayu_laghbalm Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    wait what is faping?
  185. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:42 am
    This is wrong. I didn`t get the number of my age.
  186. Profile photo of maleia
    maleia Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:59 am
    OH GOD IT WORKED FOR ME D: I`M GONNA DIE!

    Also, I had a 4 digit number in the end.
  187. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    @Ayu laghbalm *facepalm*

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