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Date: 07/21/10 10:04 AM

53 Responses to The Evolution Of A Bug Into A Human [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Link: The Evolution Of A Bug Into A Human - This is how it all started, 3.5 billion years ago...
  2. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
    GUIZ DATS IMPOSSIBLE JEEBUS MADE US @ DA SAME TYME.
  3. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:19 am
    evolution chain pic #6 ... we came from peanuts!
  4. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:20 am
    :(
  5. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Great. Now I`m gonna feel guilty everytime I kill a bug
  6. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:34 am
    second microscopic organism on the right after last box kinda looks like a vulva.
  7. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Nicciolina - you should feel guilty, they are just trying to survive, plus now u can truly understand how we are related to everything and everything is related to us :p
  8. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:58 am
    From the standpoint of biological evolution, humans are closer kin to cows, pigs, and sheep (placental mammals) which we eat ... because they`re sooo yummy.

    Speaking of yummy, shrimp, lobsters, and crawfish are close relatives (arthropods) to roosterroaches.
  9. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
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    July 21, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Lol... lost the splitting act.
  10. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Yeah, whatever. Humans aren`t related to bugs! :D
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:20 am
    LOL!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:23 am
    >>Yeah, whatever. Humans aren`t related to bugs! :D

    Really? So it was all magic? Spooky magic voodoo-power and *bing*! There`s a human.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
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    July 21, 2010 at 11:27 am
    second microscopic organism on the right after last box kinda looks like a vulva.
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 11:28 am
    XD
  15. Profile photo of FLCL_Reaper
    FLCL_Reaper Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
    The bugs story must not have been good XD
  16. Profile photo of Gtlegend
    Gtlegend Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    lol, epic xD
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Ain`t that a hole in the boat.
  18. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    misleading caption much?
  19. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I lawled.
  20. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Caption is waaaaaaaay off
  21. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    hahaha let the christian battle BEGIN
  22. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Yeah, I don`t think that will start a creation battle. People aren`t that stupid to argue such ways... are they?
  23. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    funny!
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Awww.... so sad!
  25. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    am i the only one who thought the left one was going to be a penis and the right one a vagina..and then they ended up doing each other..
    i mean it shouldd be obvious where i got that idea..
  26. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    "hahaha let the christian battle BEGIN"

    the evolution battle and the christian battle are very different things.
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Now say sorry to all your brothers and sisters
  28. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    This is funny because it`s true
  29. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    July 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    They need another loop where a nuclear bomb goes off and the human turns into a cinderpile of bones and the bug is just chillin in the fallout glow.
  30. Profile photo of DarthTyranus
    DarthTyranus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Actually some scientists think life might have started 4 billion years ago rather than 3.5.
  31. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 21, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Still melts my head to this day that a killer whale is more closely related to a gerbil than to a shark...

    Evolution is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Especially convergent evolution.
  32. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    But... what about god? where... where does he come in?

    :-D

  33. Profile photo of DarthTyranus
    DarthTyranus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Please please for the love of God do not bring up God. People sound like idiots on both sides whenever these debates start. Lets leave science and religion separate for now.
  34. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    "But... what about god? where... where does he come in?"

    Troll.
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:14 am
    "Still melts my head to this day that a killer whale is more closely related to a gerbil than to a shark..."

    killer gerbil. menace of the oceans. i would pay buckets to see that...
  36. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:28 am
    let me quote the bible.

    "...the big bang started with an arm wrestling match between God and his roommate Chug. Chug was about to beat God until God farted and waved the fart in Chug`s direction. God then took this advantage to pin a disgusted Chug and beat him. God then felt another fart coming and asked to borrow Chug`s lighter. God then tried to set his fart on fire. The result was a mass explosion that created the universe.."
  37. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:03 am
    I like that rather than exchanging stories of millions of years of evolution, the lady stomps on the insect.
  38. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 8:09 am
    rakoonhat: Yes, I`d read that bible; but then again: I already watch Family Guy.
  39. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:19 am
    At least people who believe in some form of evolution don`t kill people in the name of their beliefs. Imagine if instead of religion, we just accept the many possibilities of how we came to be. Ill never understand why people believe the word of a "priest" even if his "teachings" have no proof,but when a scientist who clearly understands how we came to be tries to explain it nobody cares.
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:49 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  41. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    =O she killed her brother
  42. Profile photo of DarthTyranus
    DarthTyranus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    @Kivaen actually thats not true. The chinese Mao Zedong guy and Stalin were both atheists. And they killed millions of their own people. And were the harshest on religious people. Tibet is a great example of that.
  43. Profile photo of yanging
    yanging Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    "@Kivaen actually thats not true. The chinese Mao Zedong guy and Stalin were both atheists. And they killed millions of their own people. And were the harshest on religious people. Tibet is a great example of that"

    Actually, they didn`t kill in the name of Atheism. Good try, though.
  44. Profile photo of DUDEYEAH
    DUDEYEAH Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    if we evolved from monkeys how come we still have monkeys? and why dont we hav proof after years of searching? i dont care what anyone says, evolution is just not plausible
  45. Profile photo of Skott
    Skott Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    and magic grandfather figure sitting on a cloud going zap zap zap is perfectly plausible dudeyeah?
  46. Profile photo of dmonman
    dmonman Male 13-17
    59 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    ok you guy`s are all idiots. we did not evolve from monkey`s!!! we evolved from a man-monkey like creature called Austiopalithesine ( Not sure on spelling.) then that creature was put into two groups and split into a man-like creature, and the other turned into a ape-like creature. you guy`s need to go back to school I know something so simple yet i`m a sophomore
  47. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:09 am
    so funny
  48. Profile photo of Jackoat135
    Jackoat135 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:18 am
    Dmonman you are so close.
  49. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Gregory?
  50. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:31 am
    dmonman, i think people are generally ignorant for not knowing that. but so many people don`t and most god believers base there argument on the fact that we are not monkeys and they are nothing like us.
  51. Profile photo of kokhean
    kokhean Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    dude it`s Australopithecine
  52. Profile photo of Aaluran
    Aaluran Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Dmonman... No, just no. And I knew exactly how wrong your statement is (not very, but still wrong) back in high-school. I suggest you take your own advice.

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