The Evolution Of A Bug Into A Human [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

This is how it all started, 3.5 billion years ago...
There are 53 comments:
Male 18
Dmonman... No, just no. And I knew exactly how wrong your statement is (not very, but still wrong) back in high-school. I suggest you take your own advice.
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Male 34
dude it`s Australopithecine
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Male 592
dmonman, i think people are generally ignorant for not knowing that. but so many people don`t and most god believers base there argument on the fact that we are not monkeys and they are nothing like us.
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Male 165
Gregory?
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Male 49
Dmonman you are so close.
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Female 430
so funny
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Male 59
ok you guy`s are all idiots. we did not evolve from monkey`s!!! we evolved from a man-monkey like creature called Austiopalithesine ( Not sure on spelling.) then that creature was put into two groups and split into a man-like creature, and the other turned into a ape-like creature. you guy`s need to go back to school I know something so simple yet i`m a sophomore
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Male 48
and magic grandfather figure sitting on a cloud going zap zap zap is perfectly plausible dudeyeah?
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Female 19
if we evolved from monkeys how come we still have monkeys? and why dont we hav proof after years of searching? i dont care what anyone says, evolution is just not plausible
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Male 172
"@Kivaen actually thats not true. The chinese Mao Zedong guy and Stalin were both atheists. And they killed millions of their own people. And were the harshest on religious people. Tibet is a great example of that"

Actually, they didn`t kill in the name of Atheism. Good try, though.
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Male 50
@Kivaen actually thats not true. The chinese Mao Zedong guy and Stalin were both atheists. And they killed millions of their own people. And were the harshest on religious people. Tibet is a great example of that.
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Male 519
=O she killed her brother
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Male 3,076
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 90
At least people who believe in some form of evolution don`t kill people in the name of their beliefs. Imagine if instead of religion, we just accept the many possibilities of how we came to be. Ill never understand why people believe the word of a "priest" even if his "teachings" have no proof,but when a scientist who clearly understands how we came to be tries to explain it nobody cares.
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Male 575
rakoonhat: Yes, I`d read that bible; but then again: I already watch Family Guy.
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Male 5,190
"Please please for the love of God do not bring up God. People sound like idiots on both sides whenever these debates start. Lets leave science and religion separate for now."

FINALLY!
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Male 1,067
I like that rather than exchanging stories of millions of years of evolution, the lady stomps on the insect.
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Female 654
let me quote the bible.

"...the big bang started with an arm wrestling match between God and his roommate Chug. Chug was about to beat God until God farted and waved the fart in Chug`s direction. God then took this advantage to pin a disgusted Chug and beat him. God then felt another fart coming and asked to borrow Chug`s lighter. God then tried to set his fart on fire. The result was a mass explosion that created the universe.."
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Male 1,835
"Still melts my head to this day that a killer whale is more closely related to a gerbil than to a shark..."

killer gerbil. menace of the oceans. i would pay buckets to see that...
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Male 1,195
"But... what about god? where... where does he come in?"

Troll.
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Male 50
Please please for the love of God do not bring up God. People sound like idiots on both sides whenever these debates start. Lets leave science and religion separate for now.
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Female 3,828
But... what about god? where... where does he come in?

:-D

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Male 12,138
Still melts my head to this day that a killer whale is more closely related to a gerbil than to a shark...

Evolution is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Especially convergent evolution.
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Male 50
Actually some scientists think life might have started 4 billion years ago rather than 3.5.
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Female 1,386
They need another loop where a nuclear bomb goes off and the human turns into a cinderpile of bones and the bug is just chillin in the fallout glow.
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Male 217
This is funny because it`s true
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Male 15,510
Now say sorry to all your brothers and sisters
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Male 48
"hahaha let the christian battle BEGIN"

the evolution battle and the christian battle are very different things.
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Male 208
am i the only one who thought the left one was going to be a penis and the right one a vagina..and then they ended up doing each other..
i mean it shouldd be obvious where i got that idea..
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Male 25,416
Awww.... so sad!
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Female 237
funny!
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Female 98
Yeah, I don`t think that will start a creation battle. People aren`t that stupid to argue such ways... are they?
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Male 503
hahaha let the christian battle BEGIN
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Male 1,815
Caption is waaaaaaaay off
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Female 876
I lawled.
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Male 274
misleading caption much?
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Male 6,694
Ain`t that a hole in the boat.
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Male 36
lol, epic xD
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Female 92
The bugs story must not have been good XD
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Female 9,402
XD
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Male 1,287
second microscopic organism on the right after last box kinda looks like a vulva.
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Male 5,194
>>Yeah, whatever. Humans aren`t related to bugs! :D

Really? So it was all magic? Spooky magic voodoo-power and *bing*! There`s a human.
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Male 5,194
LOL!
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Female 387
Yeah, whatever. Humans aren`t related to bugs! :D
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Male 1,086
Lol... lost the splitting act.
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Male 180
From the standpoint of biological evolution, humans are closer kin to cows, pigs, and sheep (placental mammals) which we eat ... because they`re sooo yummy.

Speaking of yummy, shrimp, lobsters, and crawfish are close relatives (arthropods) to roosterroaches.
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Male 794
Nicciolina - you should feel guilty, they are just trying to survive, plus now u can truly understand how we are related to everything and everything is related to us :p
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Male 1,287
second microscopic organism on the right after last box kinda looks like a vulva.
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Female 1,623
Great. Now I`m gonna feel guilty everytime I kill a bug
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Female 1,652
:(
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Female 293
evolution chain pic #6 ... we came from peanuts!
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Female 1,077
GUIZ DATS IMPOSSIBLE JEEBUS MADE US @ DA SAME TYME.
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Male 19,868
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