The Baldness/Engagement Maths [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

I-A-B, this will make much more sense to you as you get older and remain single (and lose your hair, guys).
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Male 11,740
Nope. Not even close. Whatever.
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Male 794
thats such BS, but sure what ever you say internets
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Male 348
Isn`t it more penis size than amount of hair?
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Female 17
Wow. True in our case lol. Hubby is completely bald at the top at the age of 25.
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Male 2,893
This really doesn`t make much sense but OK.
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Male 6,694
LOL !
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Male 48
I`m 21 and my hair is already thinning. As soon as bald patches start developing, I am goign to shave it. Ohhhh yeeeesssss.
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Male 1,043
RoboPatton Lol.
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Male 2,424
So, the more shine on your head, the more shine on the ring. Huh, good thing that aint retro-active.
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Male 2,748
ha, makes sense
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Female 3,828
LOL @ TKD
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Male 256
Shaved heads = Sexy mutha-f`ers. Re: Jean-Luc Picard. Boom.
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Male 53
Its either all or none
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Male 2,229
I wonder, how big the damn ring rock has to be with no hair on top?
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Male 4,793
so wait...the balder you get, the bigger of a hole you get in your head? strange...
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Male 430
This saddens me :(.
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Male 583
what comes between A and B...? thats me
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Female 407
i don`t really care if a guy loses his hair.
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Female 3,598
i dunno.... i don`t think any amount of rock could make me date a guy who is balding... no hair = no way
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Female 1,963
Pui, we live for the thrill of battle.
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Male 286
Pui, Moe, and Stone should just bang and get it over with.
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Male 286
sweet, still at phase 1.
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Female 3,562
Once your hair gets to C or D you might as well shave it off. No guy ever looks handsome with half a head of hair.
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Male 1,184
If people stopped caring about "cheating" the world would be a better place.
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Male 351
not all men by far are jerks, its just that women seem to prefer those for quite a while before getting sick of it and giving the good ones a chance.

though a lot go "you want a non-nice individual? fine I`ll give you a non-nice individual" which isn`t exactly helpful either :/
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Female 3,574
Doesn`t a "war" start on pretty much every post on IAB? lol
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Male 519
I wonder if the people that post these know that a war will start because them.
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Female 1,963
I`m sorry if I seem overly judgemental. I just get instantly prickly when someone says something like "Girls don`t seem to learn." Girls DO learn. I am one of them. I was exactly the kind of girl who didn`t care much for the good guys, but then finally decided I`d had enough of being kicked around and fell in love with a really, really good guy. Just don`t judge so many people based on your very limited sample.

Everyone makes mistakes. No one intentionally signs up to get hurt.
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Male 2,688
I don`t actually rate girls on that scale moefreak... Its just saying that I`d rather have a girl with a great personality than a girl with stunning looks... When I use the scale, its usually a joke... Chill with the judgement...
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Female 3,574
Maybe I just am a good judge of character. I`ve dated a total of 5 people in my lifetime, and only one of them was a jerk. 3 of them just didn`t work out in the end. Still dating the 5th one. :P

Because I`ve had success when it comes to finding good people to date, I just don`t share the opinion that "all men are jerks" like many women do. They usually think that way because they have had mostly bad experiences with men (due to picking the wrong sort). It`s the same way with men who insist women are all shallow. Yes, it`s true that sometimes you can`t tell the good eggs from the bad ones, but that still doesn`t mean there is a shortage of good eggs. :)

Thanks for the compliments, lol.
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Female 1,963
No, after so many times, your emotions get in the way of your logic. It`s perfectly understandable and natural, but making these kinds of assertions about an entire gender based on your own experiences is not ok.

P.S. Just because you say that you look for an "5" rather than a "10" doesn`t really make this whole numerical scale of attractiveness seem any less juvenile.
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Male 2,688
moefreak... I`m not bitter. I`m just calling it how I see it... After seeing it so many times, you start to realize it isn`t a coincidence...
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Male 2,688
Its not always about bad taste in women (or men, as it were). A lot of times these douchebag guys and shallow bitches mask their true selves under the guise of being the nice and sweet types. This makes it hard to defend against it. I just hate when girls pass over nice guys to get with guys who are OBVIOUSLY jerks... (I know... the other side is JUST as bad.)

And not to sound like I`m hitting on you or anything, but judging from you pic, pui (trusting the pic is you...), You (looks wise) are 10X hotter than the girls I normally shoot for. I`d rather have a girl who is an 8 in personality and 5 in looks, than a girl who is a 10 in looks and a 4 in personality.

Judging by your posts and your avatar... I`d score you an 8/8... :)
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Female 1,963
And taylor stone, chill out with the bitter sexism.
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Female 1,963
Lies. The diamond in my ring is way smaller than even the first one, and my fiance`s hairline is already receiding. And I had to pay for half of the ring. To be fair, we are both students.
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Female 3,574
Just because you have terrible taste in women does not mean all women are awful people.
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Female 3,574
@taylor_stone

Both men and women can have the tendency to pick horrible, horrible partners, but neither men nor women have *always* picked bad partners and always will. There are PLENTY of women out there who are not shallow and have never been. The fact that men are constantly complaining that ALL women like jerks and do not appreciate them proves that many of them continually go after the wrong type of women, the same way the women who complain all men are jerks are continually going after the wrong type of men.
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Male 2,688
Like travis below me, I have never once cheated on a girl, and every girl I`ve had has cheated on me, left me for another guy with more money, and taken advantage of my good nature. Any girl who claims that MEN are the evil ones is dead wrong...
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Male 2,688
pui, Guys don`t intentionally go for shallow women, just as women don`t intentionally date jerks... Girls claim they want a nice guy, then pass up a dozen of them for the guy who is gonna turn out a jerk. Guys say they want a down to earth girl and end up with a shallow mean person. Difference is, guys will get with one or two really shallow bitches and learn to AVOID them. Girls don`t seem to learn.

This is why the men out there, like myself, that are good to women get the royal bone job... Women NEVER really want a good guy. They just say they do when they get hurt.
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Female 1,515
Funny I guess. Though my fiance got me a slammin` engagement ring and he`s got a full head of hair :P
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Male 648
I guess i cant afford to be bald.
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Male 225
@Pui I have never cheated on my girlfriends, in fact, they all cheated on me. You treat them right and give them plenty of affection, and it still isn`t enough.
@BBQ, @Jinxie I don`t care what they look like, if they have a good sense of humor and a good personality. I`ll date them.
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Female 150
Namikaze- That has nothing to do with it. I haven`t gotten a ring of any sort and I am completely faithful. It`s a matter of the woman`s character, not the size of a ring. You have been speaking to or dating the wrong women sir.
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Male 25,416
lolz!
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Female 3,574
@taylor_stone maybe these guys should stop going after such shallow women?
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Female 3,574
@Namikaze ah, because men are always honest and never cheat. Riiight.
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Female 2,927
how small the waist, how big the boobs, how round the butt, how pretty the face,to keep guys from cheating namikaze? guys cheat too.
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Male 467
How big does her boobs have to be to prevent him from cheating? If men would just give an honest answer to this question the world would be a better place.
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Male 222
How expensive does the ring have to be to prevent her from cheating? If women would just give us an honest answer to this question the world would be a better place.
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Male 519
looks like i am going to be able to get away with buying a cheap one lol
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Male 1,184
Well, what if I want a guy to marry me?
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Male 245
I`m 16 and my hairline is about halfway between B and C now. I can`t win xD
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Male 2,688
pui, more like the less hair you have, the more money you NEED to spend on the ring in order to get a girl to marry you...
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Male 906
agh. maths. on summer holidays. forshame
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Female 836
I think there`s a chart like that that has boob size. A cup for the first panel,DD for the last.
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Male 239
*sigh* so true.
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Female 579
the less hair you have, the more you have to buy over the girls.
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Female 3,574
uhh is it trying to say the older you get engaged, the more money you have (because you`re farther into life) so the bigger an engagement ring you can buy?
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Male 20,169
Link: The Baldness/Engagement Maths [Pic] [Rate Link] - I-A-B, this will make much more sense to you as you get older and remain single (and lose your hair, guys).
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