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Date: 07/11/10 08:03 AM

59 Responses to The Baldness/Engagement Maths [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Link: The Baldness/Engagement Maths - I-A-B, this will make much more sense to you as you get older and remain single (and lose your hair, guys).
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:14 am
    uhh is it trying to say the older you get engaged, the more money you have (because you`re farther into life) so the bigger an engagement ring you can buy?
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    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:20 am
    the less hair you have, the more you have to buy over the girls.
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:23 am
    *sigh* so true.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I think there`s a chart like that that has boob size. A cup for the first panel,DD for the last.
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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:42 am
    agh. maths. on summer holidays. forshame
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:48 am
    pui, more like the less hair you have, the more money you NEED to spend on the ring in order to get a girl to marry you...
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    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:18 am
    I`m 16 and my hairline is about halfway between B and C now. I can`t win xD
  9. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Well, what if I want a guy to marry me?
  10. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:08 am
    looks like i am going to be able to get away with buying a cheap one lol
  11. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:09 am
    How expensive does the ring have to be to prevent her from cheating? If women would just give us an honest answer to this question the world would be a better place.
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    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:40 am
    How big does her boobs have to be to prevent him from cheating? If men would just give an honest answer to this question the world would be a better place.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:43 am
    how small the waist, how big the boobs, how round the butt, how pretty the face,to keep guys from cheating namikaze? guys cheat too.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:44 am
    @Namikaze ah, because men are always honest and never cheat. Riiight.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:48 am
    @taylor_stone maybe these guys should stop going after such shallow women?
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    lolz!
  17. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Namikaze- That has nothing to do with it. I haven`t gotten a ring of any sort and I am completely faithful. It`s a matter of the woman`s character, not the size of a ring. You have been speaking to or dating the wrong women sir.
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    @Pui I have never cheated on my girlfriends, in fact, they all cheated on me. You treat them right and give them plenty of affection, and it still isn`t enough.
    @BBQ, @Jinxie I don`t care what they look like, if they have a good sense of humor and a good personality. I`ll date them.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    I guess i cant afford to be bald.
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Funny I guess. Though my fiance got me a slammin` engagement ring and he`s got a full head of hair :P
  21. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    pui, Guys don`t intentionally go for shallow women, just as women don`t intentionally date jerks... Girls claim they want a nice guy, then pass up a dozen of them for the guy who is gonna turn out a jerk. Guys say they want a down to earth girl and end up with a shallow mean person. Difference is, guys will get with one or two really shallow bitches and learn to AVOID them. Girls don`t seem to learn.

    This is why the men out there, like myself, that are good to women get the royal bone job... Women NEVER really want a good guy. They just say they do when they get hurt.
  22. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Like travis below me, I have never once cheated on a girl, and every girl I`ve had has cheated on me, left me for another guy with more money, and taken advantage of my good nature. Any girl who claims that MEN are the evil ones is dead wrong...
  23. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    @taylor_stone

    Both men and women can have the tendency to pick horrible, horrible partners, but neither men nor women have *always* picked bad partners and always will. There are PLENTY of women out there who are not shallow and have never been. The fact that men are constantly complaining that ALL women like jerks and do not appreciate them proves that many of them continually go after the wrong type of women, the same way the women who complain all men are jerks are continually going after the wrong type of men.
  24. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Just because you have terrible taste in women does not mean all women are awful people.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Lies. The diamond in my ring is way smaller than even the first one, and my fiance`s hairline is already receiding. And I had to pay for half of the ring. To be fair, we are both students.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    And taylor stone, chill out with the bitter sexism.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Its not always about bad taste in women (or men, as it were). A lot of times these douchebag guys and shallow bitches mask their true selves under the guise of being the nice and sweet types. This makes it hard to defend against it. I just hate when girls pass over nice guys to get with guys who are OBVIOUSLY jerks... (I know... the other side is JUST as bad.)

    And not to sound like I`m hitting on you or anything, but judging from you pic, pui (trusting the pic is you...), You (looks wise) are 10X hotter than the girls I normally shoot for. I`d rather have a girl who is an 8 in personality and 5 in looks, than a girl who is a 10 in looks and a 4 in personality.

    Judging by your posts and your avatar... I`d score you an 8/8... :)
  28. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    moefreak... I`m not bitter. I`m just calling it how I see it... After seeing it so many times, you start to realize it isn`t a coincidence...
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    No, after so many times, your emotions get in the way of your logic. It`s perfectly understandable and natural, but making these kinds of assertions about an entire gender based on your own experiences is not ok.

    P.S. Just because you say that you look for an "5" rather than a "10" doesn`t really make this whole numerical scale of attractiveness seem any less juvenile.
  30. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Maybe I just am a good judge of character. I`ve dated a total of 5 people in my lifetime, and only one of them was a jerk. 3 of them just didn`t work out in the end. Still dating the 5th one. :P

    Because I`ve had success when it comes to finding good people to date, I just don`t share the opinion that "all men are jerks" like many women do. They usually think that way because they have had mostly bad experiences with men (due to picking the wrong sort). It`s the same way with men who insist women are all shallow. Yes, it`s true that sometimes you can`t tell the good eggs from the bad ones, but that still doesn`t mean there is a shortage of good eggs. :)

    Thanks for the compliments, lol.
  31. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    I don`t actually rate girls on that scale moefreak... Its just saying that I`d rather have a girl with a great personality than a girl with stunning looks... When I use the scale, its usually a joke... Chill with the judgement...
  32. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I`m sorry if I seem overly judgemental. I just get instantly prickly when someone says something like "Girls don`t seem to learn." Girls DO learn. I am one of them. I was exactly the kind of girl who didn`t care much for the good guys, but then finally decided I`d had enough of being kicked around and fell in love with a really, really good guy. Just don`t judge so many people based on your very limited sample.

    Everyone makes mistakes. No one intentionally signs up to get hurt.
  33. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I wonder if the people that post these know that a war will start because them.
  34. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Doesn`t a "war" start on pretty much every post on IAB? lol
  35. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    not all men by far are jerks, its just that women seem to prefer those for quite a while before getting sick of it and giving the good ones a chance.

    though a lot go "you want a non-nice individual? fine I`ll give you a non-nice individual" which isn`t exactly helpful either :/
  36. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    If people stopped caring about "cheating" the world would be a better place.
  37. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Once your hair gets to C or D you might as well shave it off. No guy ever looks handsome with half a head of hair.
  38. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    sweet, still at phase 1.
  39. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Pui, Moe, and Stone should just bang and get it over with.
  40. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Pui, we live for the thrill of battle.
  41. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    i dunno.... i don`t think any amount of rock could make me date a guy who is balding... no hair = no way
  42. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    i don`t really care if a guy loses his hair.
  43. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    what comes between A and B...? thats me
  44. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    This saddens me :(.
  45. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    so wait...the balder you get, the bigger of a hole you get in your head? strange...
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    I wonder, how big the damn ring rock has to be with no hair on top?
  47. Profile photo of shivna
    shivna Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Its either all or none
  48. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Shaved heads = Sexy mutha-f`ers. Re: Jean-Luc Picard. Boom.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    LOL @ TKD
  50. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:08 am
    ha, makes sense
  51. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:28 am
    So, the more shine on your head, the more shine on the ring. Huh, good thing that aint retro-active.
  52. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:41 am
    RoboPatton Lol.
  53. Profile photo of Mikeer
    Mikeer Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:13 am
    I`m 21 and my hair is already thinning. As soon as bald patches start developing, I am goign to shave it. Ohhhh yeeeesssss.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:33 am
    LOL !
  55. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:35 am
    This really doesn`t make much sense but OK.
  56. Profile photo of 1qwertyuiop
    1qwertyuiop Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Wow. True in our case lol. Hubby is completely bald at the top at the age of 25.
  57. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Isn`t it more penis size than amount of hair?
  58. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:00 am
    thats such BS, but sure what ever you say internets
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Nope. Not even close. Whatever.

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