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84 Responses to The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 6:33 am
    Link: The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time - Need to insult someone today? This clip will refresh you on the cinematic classics.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Should have ended with Betty White!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Wow what a bunch of Trolls- British people are the best to insult
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Awesome... Well put together!
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Wow, I`ve seen 96% of these movies.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:25 am
    You must have really been something befor electricity. Gotta love Rodney. Fill your hands you son of a bioch ! John Wayne Rocks.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I am SO happy that `teutonic twat` was in there...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:34 am
    the last one wasn`t an insult.

    "Frankly my dear, go F**k yourself" is an insult.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:37 am
    A decent list, but I feel like I`ve heard better...

    Some good movies in there, though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Where did the SPOILER button go?
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:56 am
    No Peter Pan/Rufio scene from Hook? C`mon!!! But there were some great ones in there!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:58 am
    "the last one wasn`t an insult. "

    Yes it is. It the the most iconic with savoir faire
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:01 am
    "you`re a cantalope"

    Christopher Walken FTW
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:14 am
    @edana42... you are right. It`s not an insult. Perhaps he should have said "Frankly my dear, why don`t you go F**k yourself!"
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:16 am
    Gerry1of: This was 1939, where dam was as much profanity as you could get. Basicly, the guy was saying he cared nothing about her and her troubles, in such a casual and uncaring way that it backs up the insult.

    Most creative insult I ever used was when I said to someone who was annoying me "Your a right c**t.", he said back "Oh that`s thats a orginal insult." and I finished off with "Not really a insult, more a statement of fact. When you put your name and c**t into a sentance, David becomes the verb and c**t becomes the noun."
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    Piepig Male 13-17
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Har har... "Your mom goes to college".

    Napoleon Dynamite = My favorite movie of all time!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:26 am
    That was nine minutes of awesome.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:26 am
    =O They forgot the epic battle between Peter Pan and Rufio in Hook...
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    razlem Male 13-17
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Missed one- School of Rock
    "You`re tacky and I hate you"
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
    "the last one wasn`t an insult. "

    If you havemn`t seen Gone With the Wind, then you wouldn`t think so. It`s always a smart idea to watch classic movies. Also, when accounting for inflation, Gone With the Wind is the highest grossing movie of all time; greater even than Avatar (which is a poop stain when comparing the writing quality).
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:57 am
    That WAS nine minutes of awesome. I agree!
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Exactly what I was thinking Justin9235!!
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Woot Betty White!
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    Motiebob Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:03 am
    In Bruges has the best quotes of all time.

    "That`s for John Lennon you Yankee drating mean person,".
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
    There were better insults in `The Big Lebowski" than the one they decided to use.

    <--- I should know.
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    theguy91 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Not enough Big Lebowski in that
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Sandlot ftw.
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    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:40 am
    My top favorites: The Monty Python, The Usual Suspects, and Christmas Vacation quotes.
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    TonyNaef Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:40 am
    WHAT!? NO ROCCO FROM THE SAINTS?!!?!: "SHUT YOUR FAT A** RAVY! I CAN`T BUY A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNIN INTO 9 GUYS YOU`VE F*CKED!!"
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    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Good call on the Boondock Saints, thats one of my favorite insults.
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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 11:31 am
    favorite one:

    "you mean person juggling thunder mean person!"

    lol...awesome...i should right them all down and use them sometimes.
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    DeadCat Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 11:53 am
    the tropic thunder one was the best
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 11:58 am
    3 of them were from In The Loop. I must watch that again. That`s also the first time I`ve heard the C word in a movie as far as I can remember. I found "Thunder-C**t" inexplicably hilarious. It`s probably the way he said it.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Toy Story!!
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Ur mom goes to collage!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Ah f--k you too ya stupid shmuck!
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Woah there Betty White, didn`t know she used words like that...
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    WHOOH! XD Go Betty White and the Frenchman!
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    "YOUR AN INANIMATE F U C K I N G OBJECT"

    Made me laugh
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    The first Bill Murray one = Win.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    here is my favorite movie insult:

    From Ghostbusters II:
    Dana: It`s late, I really ought to put him
    down.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: May I?
    Dana: Yeah, if you want to.
    Dr. Peter Venkman:
    You`re short, your bellybutton sticks out
    too far, and you`re a terrible burden on
    your poor mother.
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    mise Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Laughed out loud the first time I saw In Bruges at the "YOU`RE AN INANIMATE F*CKING OBJECT" part.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Wow, thats so many that went over my head when i watch it!
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    SuperOnion Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Lol, Look up the definition of idiot. You know what you`ll find?

    A picture of me next to it?

    No! The definition of the word idiot which you f---ing are!


    That one made me lol
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    fish called wandaaauhhhh... i deffiantly submitted this yesteday
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    The worst insults are the complete dismissals. If you`re swearing at someone, they`ve made you angry. It`s more insulting if they`re so utterly irrelevant to you that they don`t even make you angry. They`re so insignificant and meaningless that they can`t even be a trivial irritation to you.

    "You despise me, don`t you?"
    "If I gave you any thought, I probably would."

    Said casually and Without looking at him, because he`s not worthy of even an instant`s attention.

    I think that`s the worst insult in this list.
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    initiald013 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Aww... Where was "your mother sucks roosters in hell"? lol

    The Ghostbusters dickless joke got me laughing.
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    sonikku Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Best:
    "You`re an inanimous drating object!!" and
    "When you wanna have sex with her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in."
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    YOUR MOM IS A NERF HERDER
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    Danegerous Male 13-17
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    July 1, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Burn the all.
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    What? No Repo Man quotes?

    Joe Pesci & Sgt Hartman (Ermy) rule.

    Surprised they were even aware of "True Romance" (Hopper vs. Walken). Awesome scene, awesome movie.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    This made my day.
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    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    He cut the Clerks clip a second too short. What makes it funny is right after Dante says "try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot", the guy standing outside the door immediately follows her into the parking lot...
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    FrigginMo Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Thunder-mean person. I`ve never heard anything so magnificent.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Mad-Eye, wizards don`t use that kind of language. They say things like Mud-Blood!
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    One I thought would be there from Hook

    "You rude crude lewd bag of prechewed food."
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    "WHAT!? NO ROCCO FROM THE SAINTS?!!?!: "SHUT YOUR FAT A** RAVY! I CAN`T BUY A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNIN INTO 9 GUYS YOU`VE F*CKED!!""


    How about

    "Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?
    "
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    The whole opening scene from Full Metal Jacket with Lee ermey could of been on there not just those 2 lines.
    some of those aren`t even insults, they were just telling someone F u or a threat.
    Ahhh I was getting all ready to say no Monty Python?? lol course it was at the end
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    HeatherXCore Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    As soon as this started I hoped A Clockwork Orange would be in it. I am a happy camper, and now i`ve got to watch that movie again.
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    JudasInc Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    9:17
    "You`re a real boring f*ck. Sorry. I know you disapprove of the swearing. So I`ll sort that. You are a boring "f", star, star, c*nt."
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    "You despise me, don`t you?"
    "If I gave you any thought, I probably would."

    As near a perfect delivery as I`ll probably ever see.
    There is a reason the clasics are called Classic.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    They could have just made the whole clip Rudy Ray Moore.
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    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
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    July 1, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    I have added something to my bucket list: use every one of these a least once in my life.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    "SIT YO FIVE-DOLLAH ASS DOWN FO I MAKE CHANGE!"
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    trekspoon Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 1:37 am
    Thunderc**t!! what a word!
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Some real classics in here. I find "Frankly my dear, I don`t give a damn" to be one of the best insults of all time.
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    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 3:34 am
    That was epic, and makes it about 1000x more annoying that we have a stupid silly ham-fisted profanity filter on this site!!!
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    skinnymocha Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 3:48 am
    The most wonderful 9 minutes and 59 seconds of my day. Thank you.
    Exceptional insult goes to 2:17. No come back for that one.
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    wellsy57 Male 50-59
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    July 2, 2010 at 4:26 am
    @buttsdowhat That one was added to the list "classic" (also voted #1), right after it aired in the movie. No one voted against it.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 6:24 am
    omg the whole time i was thinking wtf wheres monty python. right before i cried it showed up =)
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    July 2, 2010 at 7:03 am
    That was pure awesome.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Some of my favorite movies right there, awesome!
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    genericuser Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 9:26 am
    that was the best thing I have seen all week.
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    LanceVance Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "I`m trying to raise money for college" "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" LOL that`s both the dumbest and funniest insult
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
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    July 2, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Epic
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    "Don`t you talk about my c*nt f*cking kids!"

    Love it.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    why does willy wonka have a gun at 6:11
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    July 3, 2010 at 1:54 am
    >>why does willy wonka have a gun at 6:11

    This was from the prequel where they showed Mr. Wonka slipping into a world of delusion and paranoia. In the end he decided to give away the chocolate factory before the stress killed him.
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    AlANeptune Female 18-29
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    July 3, 2010 at 2:11 am
    Awww! They left out Hook! : (
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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    ahahahaha, funest mashup yet, further more, i didnt realize that jake jillinhall`s sister was also in dony darko
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    martinikene Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2010 at 2:27 am
    And Betty White owned them all
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    Rossamund Male 13-17
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    July 11, 2010 at 1:00 am
    your an inanimate drating object
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    dart3rocks Male 13-17
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    July 22, 2010 at 6:59 am
    Actually I believe the scene is from the original "Producers" and Mr.Wonka did more in movies than make chocolate =)
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    perviggo Male 18-29
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    October 26, 2010 at 9:59 am
    they left out team america quotes

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