Texas Teen Goes Overboard With Twilight Obsession

Submitted by: basherrr 6 years ago Funny

You will regret this young lady, oh yes, you will regret this.
There are 111 comments:
Male 812
Oh god what
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Female 914
fads always return. and no, this tooth thing isn`t new.
why can`t she just buy caps or something?
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Female 343
This is a "new" fad? Um, no. The whole fang thing was a fad when i was in high school, and we`re talkng 12 years ago. This is not new...it`s just been renewed b/c of the whole teenage-vampire-soap-opera Twilight B.S. Barf.
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Female 177
Umm most people do it because its "cool" That`s why people don`t go pooping on sharks for fun...because that would be not cool.
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Female 375
I had clip in fangs 10 years ago, well before twilight was invented. They cost £25 and were moulded to my teeth and I wore them all the time except eating. I had no `muscle pain`.
I also wore braces for 4 years, they hurt like hell every day.
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Female 221
I`m glad to say im a teenage girl who doesnt like Twilight
I`ll stick to Anne Rice
oh and shes an idiot, but she has nice teeth
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Male 16
@Vindictive

Actually, its not even "cool" haha!:)
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Female 1,077
i`ve worn fangs for year (they`re molded to my teeth but i can remove them and they`re a bit bigger than that girls; hers look kind of like my teeth normally). i hate girls like this. they`re only doing this because it`s "cool".
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Female 12
HAHAHAHA, Milf.
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Female 1,593
Not to sound like a fan or anything but... the vampires of twilight don`t even have fangs... so all those people who want to imitate the twilight vamps by getting fangs are missing the point

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Thank you.
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Male 363
god america is retarded.
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Female 47
WHY IS IT ALWAYS TEXAS D;
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Female 700
Not to sound like a fan or anything but... the vampires of twilight don`t even have fangs... so all those people who want to imitate the twilight vamps by getting fangs are missing the point
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Female 13
Everyone interviewed in this video looks fake. The mom is ORANGE for crying out loud!! Figures the tweens want fake teeth to match their fake hair and fake tans.
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Female 471
I wonder how hard it is to eat with those.
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Female 111
"Like...Oh my gosh...like, like" STFU.
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Female 1
Little does everyone, especially this news station, realize, the Twilight vampires have no fangs. She, therefore, didn`t do this out of idolization of the Twilight vampires. There is... still no real hope for our generation.
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Male 267
haha, Sarino, that ended up being more pathetic than the girl in the video.
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Male 300
Sairino, watch the video before posting. The fangs aren`t permanent.
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Male 4
This is absolutely rediculous. a couple years ago, in most highschools, these kids would have been completely ostrasized for this. But now that its popular, everyone freaking loves it. Anyone thinking about doing something permanent and damaging to their bodies, like sharpening their teeth, who doesnt research it thoroughly first should be allowed to do it just so they can regret it for the rest of their life. Also, these retarded parents are most likley paying for their kids to to this. "Looking like movie stars makes you cool!" Horrible lesson to teach your kids. If you want fangs so bad, go online and buy an $8 pair of stick in fangs. Not the cheap plastic hinge dentures, the ones with the gum-stuff that you slide over your canines. They works for weeks if you are careful with them, and you can take them out whenever you want.
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Female 62
okay, do they not realize that people were doing this years befor twilight came out? honestly, there are lots of vampire fanatics out there that have been doing this. . .
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Male 60
i only did this to my fingernails
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Male 648
Texas....nuff said
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Male 1,016
I think someone who can not finish a sentence without saying like ( unless it`s used in the correct context)at least three time should not be able to make stupid decisions or better yet ANY decisions !!!!
but then again mommy`s not so smart either is she
Kids just want to look like they someone they idolize!! Way to teach you kid that they look great!!!!
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Male 2,893
Hrrrmmmm...
Twilight is OK. It`s not worth obsessing over.
What teh hell am I saying? It`s not even that good.
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Male 1,182
hot doctor
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Female 477
hate twilight but i always thought fangs looked hot
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Male 12
don`t anyone listen to what they say? It will only last for a couple of days not permanently
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Male 49
LOL, My adult canines both came in extended even more than that. i broke one in a bar fight and the other chewing a beer can in half... lol. was nice to be young.
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Male 159
i thought all texan girls were hot..
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Male 2,402
Yeah I`m with izzielee on this. Hasn`t the Gothic genre inspired this way back to the 1990`s? Vampire clubs?
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Male 1,625
Want to beat her face in with a shovel...
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Female 94
People have been doing this for years. If you go to the right people and pay good cash you can get some pretty decent ones.
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Male 503
? idiot
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Female 225
"...She makes Texan girls look bad."

Texas makes Texan girls look bad.
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Female 282
...She makes Texan girls look bad.
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Male 236
This girl needs to be sent to mars. Her genes are not needed here.
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Female 43
*barf*
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Female 231
Hahaha I remember, back in middle school, I used to use a nail file on my teeth to make them pointed. And I was not the only one.
Yes, she will regret that later. But, most likely, not as quickly as we all hope.
The more I see of Twilight, the more I wish that Mormon women would be torchered and killed in some horrible way. I feel that she needs to make a public apology for loosing this plague on the world.
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Male 19,842
Twilight vampires don`t have fangs?

Ugh, that right there should be proof enough to everyone that the series is flawed.
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Male 577
I already have fangs, just naturally. My bes friend has called me a vampire for years, because I`m very pale and have natural fangs.

I don`t watch or read Twilight, though.
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Female 695
I was thinking about sharpening my canines. I know of someone who did it when he was a teenager though and he regrets his fangy teeth at his current age of 38.
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Male 716
Now I think vampire teeth would be fun to have, but really, if it`s for twilight... never!

I need to write a good vampyre book right now. This must stop.
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Male 59
TxTnViolence
Male, 30-39, Southern US
77 Posts Friday, July 9, 2010 5:08:34 PM
retarded girls are ruining our culture. the mooslims had it right. BRING ON THE BURKA!

lol so many things wrong with this post. I love it.
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Female 354
Yeesh, look at the mother. :X
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Female 179
My teeth used to be really sharp and pointed, I loved having them but I had to get them filed down. And why would they get fangs because of twilight if twilight vampires don`t even have fangs?
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Female 854
If they are Twilight fans then they should know that the characters in the books/movies don`t even have FANGS! Idiots.
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Male 269
Just a fashion-thing and easy to remove...
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Male 197
retarded girls are ruining our culture. the mooslims had it right. BRING ON THE BURKA!
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Male 1,266
Pffft... these have been around for years and people were getting them and were into the vampire thing years before twilight :/
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Male 798
@cagel: Because it`s retarded.
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Male 1,252
Wish my dentist dressed that sexy O.o
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Male 194
I ALREADY HAVE VAMPIRE FENGS
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Female 1,264
W.T.F. What kind of pansy-as$ vampire has no fangs!?

Oh, yeah...we`re talking Twilight here. Even Lestat seems very manly now, doesn`t he?
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Female 275
People have been getting various types of fangs implanted for a long time. At least since the early `80s. This isn`t that new, nor is it really that big of a deal. I don`t know why people are so upset about something some girl does for fun.
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Male 10,845
Yup that`s Dallas for ya.
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Female 316
OMG When will this crap DIE already???? You wanna look like vampires? Then at least pick the sexy ones!!! I`d like to see an army of Eric wannabes...they may all be retarded, but at least they`ll all look extremely frakable!!!
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Male 958
Some wanted them sharpend lol that would be me if I was into this gay ass poo.
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Female 172
@FeeFee: I don`t think the vampires having fangs or not changes the fact that the fans are f*cking retarded. They`d still be that way, fangs or not.
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Male 125
her mom looks like a fuc*ing bimbo so im not surprised she agreed.
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Male 716
@michaeljfan

Chaaaaaaammmmmoooone mother f*cka, heeeheee!!
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Male 2,514
Uhh. Two things.

First. Fang vineers aren`t a new fad, Channel 8.

Second. I blame the girl`s mom for not putting her up for adoption when she we a kid.
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Male 1,765
Sorry Davy, but I`m stealing that line.
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Female 583
...TWILIGHT VAMPIRES DO NOT HAVE FANGS. My god, the fans are drating retarded.
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Male 15,510
ROFL @ Davy, that really explain a lot about the Twilight fans
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Male 541
This is sad.. Humanity is doomed
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Female 40
The Twilight vampires don`t even have fangs! Not to mention that this is a stupid idea. It`s a waste of money.
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Male 25,416
The fad will pass, they always do!
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Male 353
@davymid
and we thank you for it, keep up the good work
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Male 1,452
her parents paid for that...
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Male 473
@anarchsoul

NO! Don`t Say That! I`m going to have nightmares now.
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Male 1,540
Sho my osher friendsh shey were like ohmigosh shat looksh really weird...
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Male 120
davy you are my hero!
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Male 12,138
Genuine Facebook exchange between me and a (29 year old) female friend recently. Copy-pasta`d:

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Shelley: OMG...!!!!. Eclipse was absolutely amazing.... Don`t think I`m gonna be able to wait til next one!!! absolutely brilliant xxx!!!

Davy: Twilight... The story of a teenage girl`s choice between necrophilia or bestiality.

Shelley: davy please don`t use big words I don`t understand them lol xxx

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About sums it up.

And before anyone asks if I removed her from my friends list, I actually went round to her house and beat her to death with a shovel. Just doing my bit for the gene pool.
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Male 1,287
Never thought much of the people around Dallas. Nice reminder.
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Male 593
Yay.. next, all the mindless kids are going to ruin zombies for everyone just like they did with vampires... goddamn...
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Female 1
ok wow.... :-?
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Female 843
I wanted to do this back when I was about 12 (but not because of vampires)
Stupid freaking twilight >-(
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Female 4,376
Um this isn`t even anything new. NEXT.
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Male 326
*facepalm* Western society is doomed
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Male 339
ive known people with this done, its not that uncomon in thebody modding world, and i love it personally... tho twilight is a very bad reason to do it :S lol
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Female 32
She`s titled as `aspiring vampire`...

...a part of me shrivelled up and died.

Bloody hell
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Male 487
" I knew people that used to do this ten years ago... it`s not really new."

Youtube the video of Dee snider addressing Congress... He had his teeth freshly sharpened
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Female 497
Dumb betch!
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Female 3,828
LOL Gerry you always make me chuckle. keep being awesome.
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Female 125
Too bad the Twilight vampires don`t have fangs. lol
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Male 384
why, when i see anything about twilight, it has to be ridiculous?

and somehow the more ridiculous it is, the more intense the person being talked about is?

:-/:-/:-/:-/ :-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:- /:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/
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Male 749
I have pointy teeth anyway, but I`ve never seen Twilight. :|
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Female 33
1. Twilight vampires do not have fangs. 2. I knew people that used to do this ten years ago... it`s not really new.
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Female 1,380
damnit.....i always wanted my teeth sharpened because (you may find this weird) i love the taste of blood...and now i can`t ever do it because the stupid drating twihards ruined it :(
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Male 37,888
so, I`m thinking her boyfriend quit asking for oral sex.
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Female 75
i liked how it had her name and then under.. aspiring vampire.. lol
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Male 48
i hope she bites herself
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Male 2,703
mom acting like she protested doing something to enhance the daughters reputation, bleach blonde with a terrible fake tan, nice try bimbo.

she has a terrible lisp, I wonder if that is because of the teeth or not.
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Female 203
I have natural ones too shappy.
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Male 7,933
I dont see the big deal...twilight aside it doesn`t look half bad
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Male 567
I wonder what her body glitter bill is?
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Female 364
... Did he just say "Girls like sixteen-year-old Taylor Lautner"? lmfao...
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Male 3,619
i`ve wanted that since i was like 12... but lately i have thought it wouøld be incredably stupid because of the current twilight-ordeal =/
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Male 757
is it wierd that i have bigger ones naturally?
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Male 6,694
What a MILF mom it! Hot dog !
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Female 3,574
How much does it cost!? They better be paying for it with their summer jobs.
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Male 5,190
"The Twilight teeth with fall out. The retard will always remain."

Nuff said.
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Male 1,013
That`s a whole lot of money that those teens could be spending on drugs!
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Male 352
To be honest, if it was practical with the biting and everything, it wouldn`t be that bad of an idea. It just looks cool.

I actually have "vampire teeth" naturally. I do have biting problems, but overall they do look pretty cool in my opinion.
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Female 92
I did that...not for twilight but for interview with a vampire (a real vampire movie)
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Female 24
Errrrr. I don`t want to sound dumb, but they don`t even have fangs in the books. -.-
dumb girl.
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Female 105
Funny, last I checked didn`t the gay-ass vampires of Twilight NOT have fangs?
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Male 259
The Twilight teeth with fall out. The retard will always remain.
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Male 187
I just don`t get the whole obsession over "The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire"...Twilight for short.
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Male 242
Link: Texas Teen Goes Overboard With Twilight Obsession [Rate Link] - You will regret this young lady, oh yes, you will regret this.
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