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Date: 07/31/10 05:02 PM

39 Responses to Technically, This Sign Is Correct [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Link: Technically, This Sign Is Correct - Sure, it`s sorta disgusting when you think about it, but it`s true...
  2. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Oh, it`s not lost. Just look right down below. Yep, there it is! Not lost at all.
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    I lose a few pound that way every day
  4. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    @smagboy1 its lost once you flush, its not like you put a tracker in your poo
  5. Profile photo of jimistik82
    jimistik82 Male 30-39
    75 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    A DEUCE IS EXACTLY 2 POUNDS
  6. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    @xhaseox, well then, the sign should be on the flush thingie! :-)
  7. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Hahahaha funny sign
  8. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    I always wondered if farting means you are GAINING weight, even if it is a fraction of a gram. Farts are warmer than the surrounding air, so farts are probably lighter than air, which should mean that you become less buoyant when you fart, right?
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    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    heh ew
  10. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    NottaSpy:
    That`d only work if the space that was filled with fart gas was later filled with air when I hink it is more likely that the surrounding flesh would fill up that space.
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    i lol`d
  12. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    If they ran out of toilet paper, could the sign be used??
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    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    This is related to an interesting question - How much can the Earth sustain itself before collapsing down under its own weight when human population explodes to million times the present number? Assume death rate is negligible compared to birth rate.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Actually, you technically only poop about a half of a pound.
  15. Profile photo of Oemgee22
    Oemgee22 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    @zoltrix_the

    Read up.
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    Major_Payn3
    13 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    @zoltrix the

    conservation of mass bro. only asteroids and stuff bring mass here.
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Lol at the guy that thinks adding people to the earth adds weight to the earth. Funniest part of this link.
  18. Profile photo of shadow946
    shadow946 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Dear I Am Bored:

    I Am Eating
  19. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    @zoltrix_the LOL.
  20. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    because humans create matter out of nothing right? lololol
  21. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    ugh...conservation of mass made my brain hurt. With a roll of toilet paper on the link I was expecting another religious flame war!
  22. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:51 am
    That`s why I only weigh myself AFTER I take a deuce. Sometimes it`s amazing the results.
  23. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:22 am
    The people who always seem to use public retsrooms before me just lose so much weight that they leave it for everyone else to admire...
  24. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:03 am
    i know i guy whose weight fluctuates by half stone depending on if he did a dump or not...not pretty :\
  25. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:20 am
    ew...
  26. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:07 am
    lmao
  27. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Yep, it`s official. This is my goal later tonight when I go to work. Going to post this all over the property...wait, that`s like 75 crappers. Might hafta re-think it to include like 10. Either way, this is funny sh*t, you decide if that pun is intended or not.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Ever crap so big your pants fit better?
  29. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:42 am
    That`s certainly looking on the positive side of things.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    i cant believe they went there!
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    WHY?!
  32. Profile photo of quietone04
    quietone04 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    Happens to me all the time. XD
  33. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    Sometimes after I haven`t taken a poo for about 6 days, yes. I filled `er up past the water twice and had to flush 4 or 5 times to get it down.
  34. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Gerry1of1 - What about one that gave you goosebumps?
  35. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I was going to say something witty and I read Gerry`s post...

    And now I`m speechless.

    And I forgot it.
  36. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    It should say "Smile, you just gave birth to a lawyer!"
  37. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Losing weight is easy. Step away from the food and the tv.
  38. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:04 am
    It`s going to be a new eating disorder. Laxarexic.
  39. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    I think this is the sh*t.
    No pun intended(:

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