Technically, This Sign Is Correct [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Sure, it"s sorta disgusting when you think about it, but it"s true...
There are 38 comments:
Female 68
I think this is the sh*t.
No pun intended(:
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Female 238
It`s going to be a new eating disorder. Laxarexic.
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Male 6,694
Losing weight is easy. Step away from the food and the tv.
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Male 353
It should say "Smile, you just gave birth to a lawyer!"
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Male 1,164
I was going to say something witty and I read Gerry`s post...

And now I`m speechless.

And I forgot it.
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Male 722
Gerry1of1 - What about one that gave you goosebumps?
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Male 321
@Gerry1of1

Sometimes after I haven`t taken a poo for about 6 days, yes. I filled `er up past the water twice and had to flush 4 or 5 times to get it down.
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Female 48
@Gerry1of1

Happens to me all the time. XD
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Female 2,120
@Gerry1of1
WHY?!
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Male 25,416
i cant believe they went there!
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Female 448
That`s certainly looking on the positive side of things.
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Male 38,457
Ever crap so big your pants fit better?
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Male 324
Yep, it`s official. This is my goal later tonight when I go to work. Going to post this all over the property...wait, that`s like 75 crappers. Might hafta re-think it to include like 10. Either way, this is funny sh*t, you decide if that pun is intended or not.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 112
ew...
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Female 2,672
i know i guy whose weight fluctuates by half stone depending on if he did a dump or not...not pretty :\
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Female 166
The people who always seem to use public retsrooms before me just lose so much weight that they leave it for everyone else to admire...
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Male 178
That`s why I only weigh myself AFTER I take a deuce. Sometimes it`s amazing the results.
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Male 625
ugh...conservation of mass made my brain hurt. With a roll of toilet paper on the link I was expecting another religious flame war!
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Male 670
because humans create matter out of nothing right? lololol
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Female 3,574
@zoltrix_the LOL.
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Male 21
Dear I Am Bored:

I Am Eating
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Male 4,793
Lol at the guy that thinks adding people to the earth adds weight to the earth. Funniest part of this link.
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Male 2
@zoltrix_the

Read up.
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Female 1,593
Actually, you technically only poop about a half of a pound.
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Male 142
This is related to an interesting question - How much can the Earth sustain itself before collapsing down under its own weight when human population explodes to million times the present number? Assume death rate is negligible compared to birth rate.
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Male 976
If they ran out of toilet paper, could the sign be used??
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Male 415
i lol`d
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Male 848
NottaSpy:
That`d only work if the space that was filled with fart gas was later filled with air when I hink it is more likely that the surrounding flesh would fill up that space.
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Female 112
heh ew
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Male 881
I always wondered if farting means you are GAINING weight, even if it is a fraction of a gram. Farts are warmer than the surrounding air, so farts are probably lighter than air, which should mean that you become less buoyant when you fart, right?
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Female 1,623
Hahahaha funny sign
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Male 4,431
@xhaseox, well then, the sign should be on the flush thingie! :-)
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Male 75
A DEUCE IS EXACTLY 2 POUNDS
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Male 519
@smagboy1 its lost once you flush, its not like you put a tracker in your poo
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Male 970
I lose a few pound that way every day
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Male 4,431
Oh, it`s not lost. Just look right down below. Yep, there it is! Not lost at all.
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Male 20,123
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