Taiwanese Father, Smartest Man In The World? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Maybe not the smartest, but according to this newspaper article, he"s definitely the craftiest... and horniest.
There are 54 comments:
Male 687
that guy should get a medal
0
Reply
Male 34
old news
0
Reply
Male 92
I only lie about how much money I`m going to be making in like 9 months when I become a partner at "whichever 2 names I can throw together on the spot" law firm. Woman that are turned on by unethical diseases are probably gross and desperate.
0
Reply
Male 224
I`m sick of people making fun of satyrastosis. And we don`t need CONSTANT sex at all, its just best to have sex at least once or twice a week. I`ve NEVER taken advantage of my illness, and I don`t think anyone who has it is sick enough to actually do this.

Incidentally, if anyone`s interested in helping me out, email me. It`s for a good cause. Tell your friends. Men, uh... don`t... men don`t work. So just women. Thanks.
0
Reply
Female 7
they obviously were not the smartest women
0
Reply
Female 91
20 women believed that poo? Ugh. They need a pep talk or something lol
0
Reply
Female 1,386
20 women fell for that...
20...

I have no words.
0
Reply
Male 6,693
No. really. I have this illness. Its called . . . Uh. . . You look pretty today. Would you like to come over to my place? It could mean life or death you know. Whats the condition you say? Uh. . . You have beautiful eyes and I need your help. LOL XD
0
Reply
Female 67
wow....I`d like to meet the idiots that fell for that!!! As far as I know, there is no condition like that...and even if there were, the guy could just constantly jack off. I care about my body enough to extremely research that before I even considered doing it.
0
Reply
Female 444
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Now THATS hilarious!
0
Reply
Male 1,043
DESPARATE OMFG
0
Reply
Female 3,574
.......... how do people fall for that?

This guy is a sleazebag, but lying to get sex isn`t really a crime (Most guys do it all the time lol).

They consented.
0
Reply
Female 2,509
WHAT a guy lying so he can get laid?! Who would have thunk?
0
Reply
Male 782
Perhaps not the smartest. But definitely the most desperate.
0
Reply
Male 5,189
He shouldnt get in any trouble at all. They fell for it.
0
Reply
Female 17
anyone stupid enough to fall for that deserves everything they get :)
0
Reply
Male 1,067
@xxPinkxx;
I think it did work as the article says, "tricked up to 20 women into having sex with him"
0
Reply
Male 1,815
How is this illegal?
0
Reply
Male 325
Lying is how most people get laid isnt it?
0
Reply
Male 59
*xxPinkxx: Awesome!!I wonder if it worked?*

Did you even read the article? First frigging sentence "tricked up to 20 women"

As for these girls. I say, if they are dumb enough to fall for this, too bad. He shouldn`t be charged with anything. I don`t know about Taiwan, but where I come from, lying isn`t illegal.
0
Reply
Female 5,222
lolololol
0
Reply
Female 3,828
Awesome!!I wonder if it worked?
0
Reply
Male 51
@notTHATbored
oh, did i mention i have a rare disease which requires me to receive hj`s constantly.
0
Reply
Female 1,101
The best I could do would be to give him a handie. X-D
0
Reply
Male 8,300
Excuse me be right back... just need to ring the local Classifieds...
0
Reply
Female 92
I must help the old man D:
0
Reply
Male 3,482
Ladies of IAB, I am sorry to spread my misfortune about the net, but unless I... *cough* *cough* I mean, MY FATHER receives sex every night for the next three days, he will die by next Monday.

Please, contact me if you wish to help my old man survive.

...

What, no takers?
0
Reply
Male 2,121
Wasn`t this posted last week?
0
Reply
Male 161
I have that same illness...
0
Reply
Male 217
"Anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserved to get nailed. "


"One more vote from me"

And then some
0
Reply
Male 12,365
[quote]I hope he was arrested for something else. I can`t see how "lying to get laid" is criminal. Don`t a lot of guys do that?[/quote]

Not by pretending to be someone else and not with that degree of deception.

I hope he was arrested for that and I hope he`s jailed for it if he is guilty.
0
Reply
Male 724
Just proves that there are a lot of idiotic women out there.
0
Reply
Male 15,510
[quote] Anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserved to get nailed. [/quote]

One more vote from me
0
Reply
Male 7,834
who the hell believes this stuff?
0
Reply
Male 1,287
@Gerry1of1 to answer your question from another post, to type in [quote] italics [/quote] use [q uote] [/q uote]

without the space obviously
0
Reply
Male 39,948

I tried this...only with beer and no one believed me.
0
Reply
Male 900
awww beat me to it....
0
Reply
Male 350
It`s not very clever of him to be honest, but he got away with it because the broads he tricked it with were probably less clever.
0
Reply
Male 1,451
I hope he was arrested for something else. I can`t see how "lying to get laid" is criminal. Don`t a lot of guys do that?
0
Reply
Male 99
nice!
0
Reply
Male 83
" Anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserved to get nailed."
Yeah, that`s what I was thinking too.
0
Reply
Male 1,287
0
Reply
Male 83
One lucky man.
0
Reply
Male 2,592
brilliant
0
Reply
Male 848
Hilarious.
0
Reply
Male 25,416
wow, thats how to do it :P
0
Reply
Male 3,076
hi is a god!!!
0
Reply
Female 237
Anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserved to get nailed.
0
Reply
Male 541
And they`re sending him to jail? They should be building this man a statue!
0
Reply
Male 115
I think I have that medical condition
0
Reply
Male 219
Clever man, very clever
0
Reply
Female 700
..... WTF
0
Reply
Female 3,696
...*facepalm*
0
Reply
Male 20,917
Link: Taiwanese Father, Smartest Man In The World? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Maybe not the smartest, but according to this newspaper article, he`s definitely the craftiest... and horniest.
0
Reply