Sylvester Stallone Stars In Edward Penisarms [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Because that"s what they look like, amiright?
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Male 454
I thought that was Madonna for a second.
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Female 49
it looks like it hurts!:/
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Male 2,159
Holy Horsecock! Maybe he goes to the same person as Madonna.
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Male 1,182
Except your nobody, and he is remembered as 2 of the most bad ass motherdraters ever, Rambo and Rocky.
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Male 1,299
Glad to see that the HGH worked out for him.
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Male 69
@abrizzle

same here
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Male 101
Hopefully Sly won`t see this post. He might hunt down the poster and teach them the meaning of "Dick Arms"
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Male 19
no
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Female 298
TOTALLY. THEY SO DO. (wahahahaha)
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Female 10
Now every time I see veiny arms I`ll think of dicks. Great. :)
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Male 1,083
dude i`d kill to have vascular arms like his. nothing else says "i can choke the living poo out of you."
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Male 42
I want to be that man.
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Male 38
My arms do that too. No idea why.
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Male 177
penis-ARMS, maybe... and no, screwzlooose, it`s not because he`s old and not fat. I`m old and not fat... my arms don`t look like they`re about to explode.... ew, horrid thought.
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Female 169
Just think how easier it will be to shoot heroine
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Male 25,416
wow, thats just creepy, i wonder if he still has the bulk he used to have!
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Male 2,004
theres actually a real porn movie named edward penishands

its got some real f***** up scenes
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Female 1,623
Soon his arms will look like Madonna`s.
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Male 384
what? i t looks like he just finsished working out at a gym?

its what happens when your old and NOT fat?

lame post is lame.
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Female 9,572
Lay off the `roids, man.
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Male 794
your right, his arms do resemble my penis, if my penis was full of steroids and bulgy veins, but the size is about right :)
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Female 386
"`Lots of veins are MASSIVELY CREEPY on both arms and penises.`

13-17. Seriously?"

I dont think she has seen a penis....
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Female 2,289
MykeUK,

funniest comment in the entire forum!
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Male 10,338
"Dude needs to jerk off. The pressure is too high."

Because sexual tension goes straight to the arms.

Also, don`t call Sly dude. Lebowski will smite you.
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Male 306
Dude needs to jerk off. The pressure is too high.
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Male 10,338
"Lots of veins are MASSIVELY CREEPY on both arms and penises."

13-17. Seriously?
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Male 103
he needs to shoot up. that`ll cure his bulging veins.
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Male 6,693
K3vin is right. Thats good ole Human Growth Hormone.
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Female 682
Lots of veins are MASSIVELY CREEPY on both arms and penises.
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Male 5,194
Eeeeewwwwww....
>>Penisarms Because that`s what they look like, amiright?
You should see a doctor.
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Male 487
ahhh HGH at work
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Male 5,189
o.o woahhhh.
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Male 48
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroids.
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Male 1,067
My first reaction was "Urrggghh" and then it was "Wuhh?" and now I just have a look of disgust on my face :/
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Male 959
The man wrote Rocky, created a movie genre (pluck underdog comes good) and won an Oscar. He can act (cf. Cop Land) and direct as well. And he looks a load better than any of us despite being 64 years old. His arms could look like a gaping vagina for all I care
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Male 1,623
No matter how much you argue for Stallone, he was 100-upped by Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.
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Male 493
I wonder how much Grandpa Stallone can deadlift?
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Male 1,557
Big McLargeHuge
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Male 782
I`m with NottaSpy on this one. Don`t be a douche bag.
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Male 881
"Stallone couldn`t use a computer if his life depended on it."

Stallone is a very intelligent person. My guess is that you judge him by his speech impediment that was caused by a severed nerve at birth. I doubt you`ll accomplish 1/10th of what Stallone has. But at least you have your knowledge of Family Guy to fall back on.
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Male 152
"Actually, he just discovered internet porn."

Two points against you, a) You stole a joke from Family Guy. b) Stallone couldn`t use a computer if his life depended on it.
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Male 1,596
mechwolf-bored-o-naut
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Male 315
Actually, he just discovered internet porn.
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Male 2,748
Steroids are some bad bad voodoo man
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Male 621
Yikes!
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Male 325
My friend looks like this. He`s 5`8" and about 130 pounds. He just has veiny arms. Some people are just like that. This guy, this guy has steroid problems.
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Male 143
HGH
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Female 134
The HULK LIVESS!!
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Male 206
I don`t believe my penis looks like that.
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Male 2,424
So... if that`s what yer arms end up looking like, wtf does your junk end up looking like? A ferengi?
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Female 346
*screams*
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Male 103
His vascularity is from many years of steroid abuse.
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Male 1,002
He plays lead dick in his new postdickcore band These Arms are Dicks
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Male 210
That`s steroid useage.
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Male 648
Just another reason not to take steroids.
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Male 1,596
blood pressure much?
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Male 1,598
Makes me think of Bane from batman...
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Female 1,593
At least he`s taking care of himself?
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Male 213
He`s 64, those hormones he`s taking are helping...imagine what he`d look like if he wasn`t taking them.
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Male 15,510
Wow! superstars age!
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Male 39,929
I know people who think that is sexy.

Those people are scary, though.
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Male 10
Hey KellsBells...Call Me ;] lol.
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Male 339
tbf aside from the aforementioned penis arms, he looks quite good in this pic.. as far as stallone can...
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Male 1,511
Just remember though.. He was taking `roids when they were still legal.
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Female 316
Man that`s just GROSS!!! I`ll take a fat guy ANY day over that nastiness!!
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Male 99
looks like his face has had a workout too.
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Male 2,506
That`s kinda hot
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Female 68
yick!
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Female 55
A heroin addict would kill for his arms
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Male 7,378
Steroids.
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Male 5,314
O_O
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Male 4,867
holy shiit thats disgusting...
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Male 5,094
inaria: Prolonged weightlifting.
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Male 364
He`s going for the Madonna look I see.
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Female 477
beast
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Female 1,181
that`s pretty nasty if it`s real.
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Female 245
Thats disgusting.
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Female 1,515
That`s disturbing...how does that happen?
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Male 1,054
"Because that`s what they look like, amiright?"

You`d better go see a urologist, pronto.
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Female 13
least his face looks... nevermind.
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Female 3,574
D:
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Female 517
ew, true o.o
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Male 519
that looks creepy as all hell
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Male 20,916
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