Surefire Tip On How To Win Any Fight [Pic]

Submitted by: domisgood 6 years ago Funny

You get one shot at this so make this punch count.
There are 61 comments:
Male 712
Best way to win a fight...just don`t get into one. Avoid it if you can.

If you can`t, eyes, ears, nose, nuts, kidneys. Remember those because everyone has soft spots.

Final rule. Never fight fair. Honor is for competition and last I checked, the streets weren`t padded and people with weapons and a desire to hurt you don`t give a rat`s ass about a damn point.
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Male 117
I tried this.
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Male 769
Look! It`s the Goodyear Blimp!
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Female 9
This should be applied to every aspect of life
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Male 452
As seen in Back to the Future!
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Female 78
Lmao... Awesome.
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Female 314
I bet this works
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Female 151
haha that guuy would be dumb to turn around and see what he was pointing at during a fight
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Female 6
:D
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Male 96
only suckers get sucker punched!!!
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Male 1,371
I want to see someone really use this in a fight.
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Male 494
@slab-of-rage, 42 is the answer.
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Male 769
@dudemanguy hey... MY balls ARE the answer...
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Male 38
*face palm* And I though the balls were the answer!
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Male 257
il hav to check the math on this but it seems pretty solid
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Male 2,868
This will work every time,guaranteed.
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Male 1,505
Pic 2 will work as long as you can get pic 1 to work.
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Male 2,748
this... could probably work, more than likely you`d use it if you wanted to start it and they weren`t absolutely pissed at you
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Male 1,371
OF COURSE!
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Male 1,351
A little variation on the "yoink" trick.
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Female 1,048
Would probably work if two middle-aged white dudes were fighting over BBQ cookin` rights!
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Male 1,299
The problem is getting the guy trying to mug you too look up.
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Male 2,670
That`ll teach Grandma to talk during `The Colbert Report.`
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Male 2,220
neck punch? Groin punch?

I say take off and nuke him from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
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Male 1,815
collapse their trachea and kill them
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Male 59
*oh forgot to add, though the passout isn`t from hitting the nerves specifically. I`m sure hitting them does help with the whole process. Can`t hurt, fight? (Well, hurt you anyway)
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Male 59
Right, came back to mention that. Hitting them in the side of the neck doesn`t cause pass-out from the nerves. It causes a pass-out because it instantly increases blood pressure to the brain and cuts off flow when you hit it. When you pull back, instantly the blood pressure drops, then the flow starts again.

This cycle really drats with the brain.
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Male 1,239
If you punch them in the windpipe they will suffocate but this shows the neck which will collapse the carotid artery for just a few moments causing them to pass out. They will come too very disoriented so take that opportunity to get a few more in for a good ole fashioned concussion KO. They last longer and you get the satisfaction of very thoroughly beating their ass.
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Male 59
@GuardinGnome: Nah, he`s punching the side of the neck which will cause the person to pass out. It`s pretty hard to punch the windpipe because the chin is there and a fist has a large surface area.

Much better to use a ridge hand or other open hand maneuver.

Frankly, in that pic I would punch the guy in the ear. It could cause a concussion, also drop him off his feet. But most importantly, a punch there will activate an off-switch and knock someone out.
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Female 362
@kittkatkatie: Because if you punch them in the face there`s a good chance you`ll break your hand. You never want to hit a hard target with the hard part of your body, it causes as much damage to you as it does to your opponent.

Also, to everybody saying you should just kick him in the balls. that`s actually an easy target to miss. It`s better to knee them in the common peroneal above the knee (big target that makes your leg go numb when hit) or knee them in the pelvis. The cartilige in the pelvis will detatch from the bone and they won`t be able to stand.
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Male 151
@kittkatkatie

Why wouldn`t you? It`s a much more tactical target.
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Female 109
why would you punch them in the neck when you could punch them in the face?
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Male 2,893
If you punch someone in the neck hard enough, their windpipe will collapse, causing them to suffocate.
It`s perfectly reasonable.
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Male 285
ow dude.
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Male 2,619
Its Gil Grissom from CSI: Vegas. Go on Gil, punch that neck
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Male 8,302
Ah, now I understand what happened in the Green vs Briggs match earlier today.
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Male 593
For you see, all the stength and power of a man is located in his neck. Destroy that and you will defeat any foe. Nice manoeuvre, random tho.
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Male 1,625
"Imma scissor kick you in the back of the head!"
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Male 243
I used to train Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (aka Ninjutsu), and there the neck punch was the first resort ;P
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Male 115
Next time I`m fighting Moe, Larry or Curly, I`ll be sure to try this one.
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Female 362
Ooh, a punch to the neck can really hurt somebody if you aren`t careful. There`s a nerve right where your neck and shoulder meet called the bracheal-plexus origin (I think I spelled it wrong). We learn about it in taekwondo. A solid punch can knock somebody out or paralyze them. If you use the blade of your hand (making the surface area smaller and the psi bigger) you could kill somebody. It`s sort of a last-ditch move to most martial artists.
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Male 509
I`d guess a neck punch would do some kind of nervous damage? Not that I`m an anatomy expert but I`ve got a basic understanding...

Personally I`d kick them in the knee then run away. Their leg`s broken, they can`t follow me without hopping!
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Male 339
all you men talking about kicking him in the balls... drating shame on you! punch a man in the neck or pool cue him in teeth but never kick him in the balls! its just wrong
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Male 15,510
Look! free beer!!
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Male 25,416
**ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED **
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Male 25,416
or kik in the balls will achieve a desired result!
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Male 159
liam neeson, he punches people in the neck.
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Male 2,005
... why not just kick him in the nuts, i know it`s below the level of respect i give to people in a fight but it gets the job done quick and easy
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Female 4,039
No one ever expects you to go for the neck!
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Male 2,121
Play it safe, punch the groin.
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Female 3,696
@ ardystic

That kinda looks like where it`s going eh?

Anyway, silly men. What happened to a good old fashioned passionate ass-kicking and a direct POW right in the kisser?
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Male 59
lolz ghetto logic
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Male 379
Actually there is a nerve on that side of your neck that if struck right will cause the entire side of your body to go numb. It`s hard to hit but close enough will at least disorient them
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Male 1,083
screw the neck, i`m aiming at his jaw below his ear.
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Male 180
Assuming the ruse would even work, a punch at that location of the neck probably wouldn`t do much. A good hard open palm on the ear, however ...
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Male 368
huh? what is over there? <ka thump>
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Male 590
dratin neckpunch
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Male 6,694
Sucker !
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Female 9,402
lmao, nice.
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Male 1,108
Sneaky little poo Dom, I like it!
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Male 4,867
Link: Surefire Tip On How To Win Any Fight [Pic] [Rate Link] - You get one shot at this so make this punch count.
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