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Date: 07/22/10 11:01 AM

61 Responses to Surefire Tip On How To Win Any Fight [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Link: Surefire Tip On How To Win Any Fight - You get one shot at this so make this punch count.
  2. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Sneaky little poo Dom, I like it!
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:05 am
    lmao, nice.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Sucker !
  5. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
    dratin neckpunch
  6. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
    huh? what is over there? <ka thump>
  7. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Assuming the ruse would even work, a punch at that location of the neck probably wouldn`t do much. A good hard open palm on the ear, however ...
  8. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
    screw the neck, i`m aiming at his jaw below his ear.
  9. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Actually there is a nerve on that side of your neck that if struck right will cause the entire side of your body to go numb. It`s hard to hit but close enough will at least disorient them
  10. Profile photo of TeamVenture
    TeamVenture Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:53 am
    lolz ghetto logic
  11. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    @ ardystic

    That kinda looks like where it`s going eh?

    Anyway, silly men. What happened to a good old fashioned passionate ass-kicking and a direct POW right in the kisser?
  12. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Play it safe, punch the groin.
  13. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    July 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    No one ever expects you to go for the neck!
  14. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    ... why not just kick him in the nuts, i know it`s below the level of respect i give to people in a fight but it gets the job done quick and easy
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    liam neeson, he punches people in the neck.
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    or kik in the balls will achieve a desired result!
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    **ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED **
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Look! free beer!!
  19. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    all you men talking about kicking him in the balls... drating shame on you! punch a man in the neck or pool cue him in teeth but never kick him in the balls! its just wrong
  20. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    I`d guess a neck punch would do some kind of nervous damage? Not that I`m an anatomy expert but I`ve got a basic understanding...

    Personally I`d kick them in the knee then run away. Their leg`s broken, they can`t follow me without hopping!
  21. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Ooh, a punch to the neck can really hurt somebody if you aren`t careful. There`s a nerve right where your neck and shoulder meet called the bracheal-plexus origin (I think I spelled it wrong). We learn about it in taekwondo. A solid punch can knock somebody out or paralyze them. If you use the blade of your hand (making the surface area smaller and the psi bigger) you could kill somebody. It`s sort of a last-ditch move to most martial artists.
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    Rorschach_ Male 40-49
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    July 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Next time I`m fighting Moe, Larry or Curly, I`ll be sure to try this one.
  23. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I used to train Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (aka Ninjutsu), and there the neck punch was the first resort ;P
  24. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    "Imma scissor kick you in the back of the head!"
  25. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
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    July 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    For you see, all the stength and power of a man is located in his neck. Destroy that and you will defeat any foe. Nice manoeuvre, random tho.
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 22, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Ah, now I understand what happened in the Green vs Briggs match earlier today.
  27. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
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    July 22, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Its Gil Grissom from CSI: Vegas. Go on Gil, punch that neck
  28. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    ow dude.
  29. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    If you punch someone in the neck hard enough, their windpipe will collapse, causing them to suffocate.
    It`s perfectly reasonable.
  30. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    why would you punch them in the neck when you could punch them in the face?
  31. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    @kittkatkatie

    Why wouldn`t you? It`s a much more tactical target.
  32. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    @kittkatkatie: Because if you punch them in the face there`s a good chance you`ll break your hand. You never want to hit a hard target with the hard part of your body, it causes as much damage to you as it does to your opponent.

    Also, to everybody saying you should just kick him in the balls. that`s actually an easy target to miss. It`s better to knee them in the common peroneal above the knee (big target that makes your leg go numb when hit) or knee them in the pelvis. The cartilige in the pelvis will detatch from the bone and they won`t be able to stand.
  33. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
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    July 23, 2010 at 12:40 am
    @GuardinGnome: Nah, he`s punching the side of the neck which will cause the person to pass out. It`s pretty hard to punch the windpipe because the chin is there and a fist has a large surface area.

    Much better to use a ridge hand or other open hand maneuver.

    Frankly, in that pic I would punch the guy in the ear. It could cause a concussion, also drop him off his feet. But most importantly, a punch there will activate an off-switch and knock someone out.
  34. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    July 23, 2010 at 12:44 am
    If you punch them in the windpipe they will suffocate but this shows the neck which will collapse the carotid artery for just a few moments causing them to pass out. They will come too very disoriented so take that opportunity to get a few more in for a good ole fashioned concussion KO. They last longer and you get the satisfaction of very thoroughly beating their ass.
  35. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Right, came back to mention that. Hitting them in the side of the neck doesn`t cause pass-out from the nerves. It causes a pass-out because it instantly increases blood pressure to the brain and cuts off flow when you hit it. When you pull back, instantly the blood pressure drops, then the flow starts again.

    This cycle really drats with the brain.
  36. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:02 am
    *oh forgot to add, though the passout isn`t from hitting the nerves specifically. I`m sure hitting them does help with the whole process. Can`t hurt, fight? (Well, hurt you anyway)
  37. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    July 23, 2010 at 2:35 am
    collapse their trachea and kill them
  38. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    July 23, 2010 at 5:50 am
    neck punch? Groin punch?

    I say take off and nuke him from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
  39. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    July 23, 2010 at 6:40 am
    That`ll teach Grandma to talk during `The Colbert Report.`
  40. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    July 23, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    The problem is getting the guy trying to mug you too look up.
  41. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    July 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Would probably work if two middle-aged white dudes were fighting over BBQ cookin` rights!
  42. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    A little variation on the "yoink" trick.
  43. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    OF COURSE!
  44. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    this... could probably work, more than likely you`d use it if you wanted to start it and they weren`t absolutely pissed at you
  45. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Pic 2 will work as long as you can get pic 1 to work.
  46. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:14 am
    This will work every time,guaranteed.
  47. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    il hav to check the math on this but it seems pretty solid
  48. Profile photo of dudemanguy
    dudemanguy Male 13-17
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    August 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    *face palm* And I though the balls were the answer!
  49. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    @dudemanguy hey... MY balls ARE the answer...
  50. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    @slab-of-rage, 42 is the answer.
  51. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 2:55 am
    I want to see someone really use this in a fight.
  52. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:11 am
    only suckers get sucker punched!!!
  53. Profile photo of Merlot
    Merlot Female 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    :D
  54. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
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    August 17, 2010 at 11:56 am
    haha that guuy would be dumb to turn around and see what he was pointing at during a fight
  55. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    I bet this works
  56. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 1:19 am
    Lmao... Awesome.
  57. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2010 at 2:43 am
    As seen in Back to the Future!
  58. Profile photo of mseccentric
    mseccentric Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    This should be applied to every aspect of life
  59. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2010 at 3:12 am
    Look! It`s the Goodyear Blimp!
  60. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
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    September 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    I tried this.
  61. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Best way to win a fight...just don`t get into one. Avoid it if you can.

    If you can`t, eyes, ears, nose, nuts, kidneys. Remember those because everyone has soft spots.

    Final rule. Never fight fair. Honor is for competition and last I checked, the streets weren`t padded and people with weapons and a desire to hurt you don`t give a rat`s ass about a damn point.

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