Supporting Our Troops With Low Low Prices [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Hey, it gets lonely in those fox holes. Heh, holes.
There are 36 comments:
Female 63
Holy poo, I live down the road that`s right next to that place. That sign has been up for months!
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Male 621
Hey, what`s a fleshlight

*Googles*

OMG, WTF!?
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Male 250
"does anyone notice its spelled wrong?"

oh its spelled right, google it :P
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Female 1,894
does anyone notice its spelled wrong?
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Male 97
HOOAH!
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Female 3,562
Can I get a military discount on gay sex toys too?
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Male 5,194
I got one of those. It was awful. Didn`t light up no matter how many batteries I stuffed in it.
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Male 1,287
a lot of the fleshlight sleeves (fleshy insert part) WERE made from porn-poon. The website even has a video or two of them getting molded.

HBO`s Real Sex showed a pornstar couple getting molded many years ago. Of course both instances were professional jobs. I don`t know how good a job a diy kit would do.
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Male 35
Safer for our boys than doing a hooker, at least.
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Female 68
Rub one out for America!
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Male 2,424
Hey, putting your life on the line has to be worth somethin. I say you should just give them for free.
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Male 915
why not bring them home and have their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/whatever`s clever do it for them instead of getting asploded or asploding others?
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Female 673
@ rigby_321
Yeah, you`d have to be careful, but it IS possible. After all, there are male masturbators that were molded from porn star`s vaginas.
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Female 443
ew limp, clone a vag sounds dangerous ... and like stuff would get left behind ...
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Male 25,416
Wow, good effort!
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Female 673
lol, I work at a sex shop. We offer a 10% military discount and actually we just started giving out these "military v.i.p" cards to anyone with military ids to gives them a 20% discount. Fleshlights are really popular male masturbators because they`re the best quality and they`re really discreet.

I think what troops REALLY need is a female substitution for clone-a-willy. A lot of women who`s husbands get deployed buy clone-a-willy kits. They`re at home kits where you can actually mold your lover`s penis into a vibrating dildo. If there were clone-a-vag kits I think they might be somewhat better than the fleshlights.
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Male 533
Idk how those would not work... I mean unless you are using the wrong end, or wtf.. x(
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Male 3,915
lol boredfjord....tis the definition of the double standard....
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Male 120
HA! i know EXACTLY where this is, only cause there is a head shop few door down from there.
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Male 38,496
DrunkStepDad..... yes they do.

that`s all I`m sayin
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Male 928
Women with sex toys are normal but men with sex toys are pathetic freaks. It`s interesting.
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Female 19
This is in Austin!
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Male 784
Ahhh, The Fleshlight, such a sad substitute for the The ripp`n an the tear`n!

lol
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Male 22
@xxPinkxx
It`s more.......... Intense, I guess is the word?
@GothicQueen
It`s not really acknowledged, but it`s fairly common while deployed.
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Male 795
Not sure military personnel would care, but inspections are a weekly routine. You`d probably be the butt of jokes though.
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Female 4,376
*giggle giggle* I didn`t think troops were allowed to have sex toys. Then again I know nothing military.
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Male 206
those things don`t work.
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Male 38,496
Anyone here tried to use one of those?






military discount, I mean.

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Male 1,184
Oh, I just assumed someone switched the A out and put an E there.
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Female 3,828
OMG fuego you beat me to it! i just typed in that its a male sex toy and a link of one... LOL.

question though- It says its good for stamina training.. how so?
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Male 22
Being currently deployed to Iraq, I can say that they sell a ton of those to troops. My battalion has probably paid for several Christmas bonuses.
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Male 1,287
it`s a male sex toy, xhaseox. Link is most definitely NSFW
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Male 2,551
o.o
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Male 303
=P
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Male 519
ummmmmm huh ?
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Male 20,191
Link: Supporting Our Troops With Low Low Prices [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey, it gets lonely in those fox holes. Heh, holes.
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