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Date: 07/09/10 03:04 PM

36 Responses to Supporting Our Troops With Low Low Prices [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Link: Supporting Our Troops With Low Low Prices - Hey, it gets lonely in those fox holes. Heh, holes.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    ummmmmm huh ?
  3. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    =P
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    o.o
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    it`s a male sex toy, xhaseox. Link is most definitely NSFW
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    Snipermonkey Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Being currently deployed to Iraq, I can say that they sell a ton of those to troops. My battalion has probably paid for several Christmas bonuses.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    OMG fuego you beat me to it! i just typed in that its a male sex toy and a link of one... LOL.

    question though- It says its good for stamina training.. how so?
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Oh, I just assumed someone switched the A out and put an E there.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Anyone here tried to use one of those?






    military discount, I mean.

    .
  10. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    those things don`t work.
  11. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    *giggle giggle* I didn`t think troops were allowed to have sex toys. Then again I know nothing military.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Not sure military personnel would care, but inspections are a weekly routine. You`d probably be the butt of jokes though.
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    Snipermonkey Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    @xxPinkxx
    It`s more.......... Intense, I guess is the word?
    @GothicQueen
    It`s not really acknowledged, but it`s fairly common while deployed.
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Ahhh, The Fleshlight, such a sad substitute for the The ripp`n an the tear`n!

    lol
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    krazylexy Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    This is in Austin!
  16. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Women with sex toys are normal but men with sex toys are pathetic freaks. It`s interesting.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    DrunkStepDad..... yes they do.

    that`s all I`m sayin
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    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
    120 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    HA! i know EXACTLY where this is, only cause there is a head shop few door down from there.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    lol boredfjord....tis the definition of the double standard....
  20. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    Idk how those would not work... I mean unless you are using the wrong end, or wtf.. x(
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    lol, I work at a sex shop. We offer a 10% military discount and actually we just started giving out these "military v.i.p" cards to anyone with military ids to gives them a 20% discount. Fleshlights are really popular male masturbators because they`re the best quality and they`re really discreet.

    I think what troops REALLY need is a female substitution for clone-a-willy. A lot of women who`s husbands get deployed buy clone-a-willy kits. They`re at home kits where you can actually mold your lover`s penis into a vibrating dildo. If there were clone-a-vag kits I think they might be somewhat better than the fleshlights.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 12:16 am
    Wow, good effort!
  23. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 1:17 am
    ew limp, clone a vag sounds dangerous ... and like stuff would get left behind ...
  24. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 1:19 am
    @ rigby_321
    Yeah, you`d have to be careful, but it IS possible. After all, there are male masturbators that were molded from porn star`s vaginas.
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:15 am
    why not bring them home and have their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/whatever`s clever do it for them instead of getting asploded or asploding others?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:37 am
    Hey, putting your life on the line has to be worth somethin. I say you should just give them for free.
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    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:50 am
    Rub one out for America!
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    Kawoenheim Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Safer for our boys than doing a hooker, at least.
  29. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:08 am
    a lot of the fleshlight sleeves (fleshy insert part) WERE made from porn-poon. The website even has a video or two of them getting molded.

    HBO`s Real Sex showed a pornstar couple getting molded many years ago. Of course both instances were professional jobs. I don`t know how good a job a diy kit would do.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 9:07 am
    I got one of those. It was awful. Didn`t light up no matter how many batteries I stuffed in it.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Can I get a military discount on gay sex toys too?
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    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:33 am
    HOOAH!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:32 am
    does anyone notice its spelled wrong?
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    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    "does anyone notice its spelled wrong?"

    oh its spelled right, google it :P
  35. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:45 am
    Hey, what`s a fleshlight

    *Googles*

    OMG, WTF!?
  36. Profile photo of raggz2009
    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Holy poo, I live down the road that`s right next to that place. That sign has been up for months!

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