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Date: 07/26/10 02:01 PM

54 Responses to Sharktopus!

  1. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 4:10 am
    Link: Sharktopus! - The Navy`s fiercest weapon yet. Coming to a beach near you. Judging from the cast, we think this is a legit movie.
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    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    what about a septopus movie?
  3. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    loving the sound effect a 1:16
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm
  5. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Syfy... always garbage movies lol
  6. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Eric Roberts + Roger Corman = B Movie Awesomeness...
  7. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Yes, it`s a real movie. Old news.
  8. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Legit movie? I wish it were a legit animal.
  9. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    It`s an actual movie alright. The GIF of that thing jumping up from the water to eat random dudette was from this motion picture. It`s as horrible as Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Inception, Piranha 3D AND Giant Piranha combined. Although; the nature of the main creature is incredibly absurd, but no one can think of something as absurd as Leonardo DiCaprio. So, I retreat my words. Inception is arguably worse.
  10. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    well it can`t be worse than that giant shark vs giant octopus movie
  11. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    If anyone has seen Chanbara Beauty 2, please tell me. It`s been the worst purchase of my life. Someone has to put a caveat emptor on that goddamn cover. If anyone has seen it, please place your bets on which movie is worse. This one, or Chanbara Beauty 2. Or Inception.
  12. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    This is an actual movie? Huh.... Anyways, octopi are awesome enough without a shark`s head....
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    jimistik82 Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    i`d like it more if it was a sharktapuss in a hot chics dream inside a dream inside of a daydream
  14. Profile photo of betzy809
    betzy809 Female 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    ok so an octopus raped a shark...sounds legit
  15. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Roger Corman & legit movie have only met in passing.
  16. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Yeah... all movies made by the Syfy channel are horrendous.
  17. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    It`s the secret to Giant Shark vs Mega Octopus. I`m serious :­(
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    @digbychicken- OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT! It gets used everywhere these days.

    Anyway movies like this make me wish that MST3K was still going. Still it`s obviously not a serious movie so I`ll probably give it a shot. The CGI isn`t bad for a syfy original either.
  19. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    It looks like that thing that jumped out of the water to eat that guy in that video the other week.
  20. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Wasn`t there already an Octoshark?
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Yeah, sadly ..... it`s real.
  22. Profile photo of petshadow
    petshadow Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    IMDB`s got a listing for it. Must be the real thing.
  23. Profile photo of SunThunder
    SunThunder Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    I haven`t been to a beach since, when did Jaws come out?
    But this guys got something Jaws doesnt, a theme song!!!
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    wow, just wow!
  25. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    This has rule 34 written all over it.
  26. Profile photo of walterppj
    walterppj Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Since the octopus has a mouth in the middle of all those tentacles, and the shark has a front mouth... It will die when it is too full of poop.
  27. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    I want one.
  28. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Someone tell the makers of this the 90s ended quite a while back...
  29. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    hey so the gif a few weeks back is this. cool
  30. Profile photo of ThehandofBob
    ThehandofBob Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    has anyone else noticed that since scifi changed its name to SyFy for the stupid, the movies its been making have gotten more and more for the short bus ppl?
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    deeplick Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    let me guess, another sifi movie? *sigh* they really do need to give up already.
  32. Profile photo of muz_malik
    muz_malik Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    theirs also a dinoshark made by the same guy. watch?v=qWJ70m4GaUM
  33. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    everything about this video is stupid

    Squids and octopi swim using the muscles in their head to force water out behind them, not by waving their tentacles (which cannot support their weight out of the water either).

    Sharks, like most fish, generate most of their forward motion with their tails.

    The sharktopus would be barely mobile.

    A scarier, and more plausible shark/octopus mashup would have grafted the tentacles around the sharks mouth so it could grab prey from a distance, and directed the jet of water propulsion method of the octopus behind the shark, increasing its movement speed and power.

    Of course, it can`t be done. Just ignore what my neighbors claim they`ve seen swimming in my pool.
  34. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    ... really.stupid...
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    I saw a little thing about this on At the Movies.
  36. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Christ SyFy sucks... Roll it back to SciFi!
  37. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    How`d they get a shark to have sex with an octopus?
  38. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    *Shakes head*
  39. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    @KoalaMeatPie -- Couldn`t agree more.
  40. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 12:40 am
    i can never take these kinds of movies seriously
  41. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 2:04 am
    whatever they are paying you IAB, I hope its a lot.
  42. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 4:26 am
    2:06 NOM!

    and how did a shark/octopus thing end up with razor sharp tentacles?
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 27, 2010 at 6:33 am
    I dont think I`ll be tuning in for that one.
  44. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
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    July 27, 2010 at 8:30 am
    According top the movie bible this is definitely a legit movie still in production and soon to be released.
  45. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 8:46 am
    GORGACK2000 Mst3k still lives on with Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax!
  46. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 10:33 am
    this type of thing is dirtying my interwebs
  47. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 10:56 am
    this was part of a contest. syfy asked people to makle a bmovie monster they would make a film of and sharktapus won
  48. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Yep, that`s pretty consistent with SyFy product. My fav quote from a SyFy movie about a ginormous storm system forming over the US. The character who says this is supposed to be some kind of senior weather scientist:

    "It`s like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. TIMES A MILLION!"
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    It seemed like a sequel to Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (the story would probably be that they mated before they died or something). I`m not saying it is, but it could`ve been. I actually watched the aforementioned movie once. Despite the hilariously silly attack scenes, it was a really crap movie.
  50. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:13 am
    the tentacles look more like a squid`s to be honest, haha
  51. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2010 at 6:59 am
    If something like that existed i`d cry.
  52. Profile photo of jtjwsnake
    jtjwsnake Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:33 am
    agree with TheHyra. this movie is going to be lame as fudgekkk
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I love those crappy SYFY movies. They`re just the thing for a hung-over Saturday.
  54. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Sharktopus? Whatever, judging from the trailer, I`d watch it just for the T&A.

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