Shame Note Actually Letter Of Recommendation [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

It"s obvious this letter was written to make the recipient feel shame. In actuality, the guy probably had it framed.
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Male 27
I`d feel good about myself if I received that letter.
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Male 148
At least they didn`t use Comic Sans.
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Female 137
We live in a really old, tall building with thick walls so most of the time this is a non-issue. Only when we do it in the living room can people hear it, and no one complains. On the days after I have noticed my neighbor is more likely to hold the elevator door and not talk to me on the way down, which is a desirable combination.
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Male 1,043
Dude, don`t write letters.. that`s gay.
If they`re too loud just put dog poo in a bag, put it on fire, lay in on the front door and ring the bell.

Works for me.
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Male 877
note leavers...shoot `em on sight!
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Male 240
meh, I get these all the time.
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Female 2,352
I don`t really hear anything except the mattress springs which is pretty damn annoying.
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Male 180
I once lived in an apt that shared a bedroom wall with the neighbor couple. They`d start with her giggling (interesting) and end with cheap squeaking bedsprings and him grunting like a pig (annoying). I`d see him next morning when leaving for work.
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Male 61
Yes. Yes, I did frame it.
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Male 184
I`ve been given pretty much the same note! I carried it around bragging for days (:
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Female 1,435

>No if they go like <<Nai Nai!Etsi Etsi!>>

lol greeks
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Female 1,623
I have the same problem, but I think she fakes it, I should go and tell that to her husband... just to see how he reacts.
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Female 412
>>OMG do you live close to me? I have the same problem with my upstairs neighbours!

>No if they go like <<Nai Nai!Etsi Etsi!>>

No, she just goes: AHHH AAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (and so forth). Luckily HE apparently finishes in about 5 minutes so it doesn`t keep me awake for very long. XD

I just don`t get why they do it in the middle of the day with the windows wide open, kids and other people walking down the street right in front of the house, able to hear everything....
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Female 4,376
I`ve never heard anyone have sex as far as I know. and I never want to.
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Female 3,726
Kiwigirl2 Female, 30-39, Australia 531 Posts Monday, July 19, 2010 11:36:28 PM If all the nieghbours had a little lovin` themselves then they wouldn`t have time to write "awkward notes"!!
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BINGO! Make love not war and if you aren`t making love don`t hate those that do...
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Male 333
Haha I`d hang that letter up on my wall!
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Male 39,603
Next time I do "it" I`m gonna really scream and holler loud. Just to see what the neighbors say . . . or at least how they look at me next morning.

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Female 4,039
My neighbors are in their eighties - I am super glad they don`t make "noise"!
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Male 6,694
I had a neighbor that was like this with her boyfriend every other night. It would always turn my girl on. Worked out great for me.
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Female 430
LOL and he is happy for their great :-)
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Female 2,509
...at least someone is having sex.
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Male 5,194
>>The worst is when you are is a mass orgy and trying to fall asleep. AKA Motel 8.

>>The worst is when multiple people around you are having sex in their rooms at a hotel

Agreed. You have been driving for nine hours straight and all you want is a little shut-eye, then this sh*t starts up. Goes all night, they drag it out in the hallway, you can`t block it out - this one`s the worst.
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Female 3
LOL, really funny letters.. hope if you the children here too IDP`s children
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Female 188
>OMG do you live close to me? I have the same problem with my upstairs neighbours!

No if they go like <<Nai Nai!Etsi Etsi!>>
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Female 245
Haha. that`s great. He probably did frame it.
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Female 412
> The weird thing is that I hear only her and their stupid old bed. Please change your bed!!

OMG do you live close to me? I have the same problem with my upstairs neighbours!
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Male 928
Hawt
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Female 188
oooh man you can`t even imagine how many times I thought of writing something like that, or knock on their door at 4a.m.
The weird thing is that I hear only her and their stupid old bed. Please change your bed!!
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Female 1,048
If all the nieghbours had a little lovin` themselves then they wouldn`t have time to write "awkward notes"!!
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Male 211
How polite...
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Male 725
I can`t hear my neighbors having sex, so this post is not relevant to me.

But my best friend apparently hears his neighbors going at it all the time lol.
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Male 39,603
My next door neighbor is both deaf and a slut. She has no idea how very VERY loud she is ... often. "Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! URRRGH!"

The other tenants in the building will sit in the court yard and cheer her on . . . a few roostertails help make the atmospher festive.

I`m told many women have diffuculty achieving orgasm. This is clearly not her problem... I wish.
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Male 795
bow-chica-bow-wow.
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Male 2,893
The worst is when you are is a mass orgy and trying to fall asleep. AKA Motel 8.
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Female 3,828
The worst is when multiple people around you are having sex in their rooms at a hotel and your trying to fall asleep.
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Male 3,482
[quote]They really didn`t appreciate it when we had held up pieces of paper with numbers 1-10 on them (to imply that we were rating their performance).[/quote]
What was their average?

You weren`t the Russian judge, were you?
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Female 166
This must be very common. At our current house, the neighbors across the street actually always OPEN their window just prior to intercourse, seemingly just so we`ll hear them. At our roommate`s last place, the neighbors whose balcony was across from his always, always, ALWAYS opened their blinds just prior to sex, seemingly just so we`d see them.

Then they`d get all huffy when they`d catch us watching them when we`d go out for smokes. They really didn`t appreciate it when we had held up pieces of paper with numbers 1-10 on them (to imply that we were rating their performance). No apparent sense of humor in either of `em. Stop f_cking with the blinds open if you don`t want an audience.
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Male 3,482
That`s right, they backtraced your screams.
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Male 25,417
i guess it will depend on how long they go at it!
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Male 10,855
Wouldn`t be too much of a problem if it was 2 men having sex.
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Male 2,748
i`d try to make MORE noise...
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Male 3,755
I don`t think this was meant to be cause shame. Seemed like a polite note.
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Male 325
Actually that`s a very polite note. Kudos to friendly neighbors trying to handle an awkward situation in a nice way. ([email protected] - "ohhh lady friendddd!")
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Male 113
It`s easy to scream and shout while your Penis is inside of someone. This letter isn`t much to be proud of.
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Male 2,688
Looks like a letter someone would have written me and my ex when we lived in her apartment building... Its REAL fun having scream contests with the neighbors... lol...
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Male 257
lmfao @juniix
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Female 1,071
"we`re really happy you have great sex".... um... thanx?
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Female 35
lol at lionhart
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Male 333
Haha I`d hang that letter up on my wall!
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Female 14
I`d just be louder next time and have him scream "Oh lady friend, ohhhh lady friendddd!!!"
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Male 8,302
"And if you don`t, we`ll call the CyberPolice on you."
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Male 2,593
That wouldn`t of shamed me at all
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Male 1,793
I will try to keep it down in the future...
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Male 20,828
Link: Shame Note Actually Letter Of Recommendation [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s obvious this letter was written to make the recipient feel shame. In actuality, the guy probably had it framed.
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