Self Exploding Whale

Submitted by: a1butcher 6 years ago Funny

We don"t need no stinking dynamite, We just need some stinking guts!
There are 60 comments:
Male 6,694
Hocky stick + whale = nasty.
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Male 321
Why do they have to use lame house music, some brutal death metal would have made it much more entertaining.
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Male 30
Music totally fit the video
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Male 2
And thats why you dont poke dead things with sticks.
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Male 68
This reminds me of the first time I met Ronnie Dobbs.
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Male 621
God the smell... that must of been real bad.
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Female 1,199
Oh yummy. <_<
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Female 236
I REMEMBER THIS!
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Male 145
That`s insane!
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Male 59
There was a show on the National Geographic Channel about how a gigantic Sperm Whale exploded on the streets of some Asian city while being transported to a marine research institute. The pictures of it were quite graphic, just like this video.
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Female 59
Haha! XD

poo dies...what can you do about it? =S Even whales have to die sometimes cause that`s life.

Poor music choice though- does everything need a soundtrack? =P
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Male 1,299
@kimkio: agree

P.S. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Female 877
i wonder why did they feel the need to put the slowmotion replay of it for FIVE dratING TIMES
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Female 307
It`s like a ginormous balloon filled with whale guts D:
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Female 1,593
After reading the comments, I`ve decided against watching this clip.

Thanks, I-A-Bers! <3
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Female 4,376
Oh my. I feel so bad for beached whales though but I sometimes wonder how it happens. I mean they are used to deep water can`t they tell when the water is getting a little shallow?
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Female 3,598
@ sinclair it was dead for a while before this...
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Male 141
That was umm... disturbing o.O
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Male 269
I thought the point was to try to save it
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Female 52
Holy poo...
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Male 1,232
What was up with the music? Seriously, what ever happened to just listening to the audio of the video?
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Male 76
mah wale asploded x.x
\--/
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Female 159
Oooh man... I wish I could unsee that o_O
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Female 683
The music sucked. But hey! It`s an asploding whale!
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Male 54
I think the whale came...
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Female 247
I`m going to have to go to the store to buy some more eye bleach after seeing that.
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Male 436
"So I CAN laugh and barf at the same time. Interesting."

I damn near fell out of my chair at that LOL!!
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Male 1,404
Now that is a dirty job!
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Male 1,136
Lol sperm whale lol
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Male 328
So I CAN laugh and barf at the same time. Interesting.
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Female 674
Why do I think it sounded like a whoopie cushion? Pfffttttttt.
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Male 9
Scott - whales in sick or distress often beach themselves, no one really knows exactly why, but there will often be mass strandings. They were probably necropsying this guy to figure out why he came ashore.
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Male 533
There`s smoke coming from it o_0
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Male 1,371
This clip is older than dinosaur feces.

and I would have to boil myself after that.
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Female 15,763
"brb guys, gonna go clean myself with some acid for an hour."
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Male 428
They should totally make it go slow-mo at least one more time.
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Male 1,364
im glad there are no smells on the internet.
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Male 305
oh god.... the smell...!!!
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Female 1,894
theres like 6 slow mo replays lol
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Male 645
"I got the pooh on me"
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Female 547
What the hell were they trying to accomplish with those shepherd hooks, anyway?
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Male 37,888
eco-terrorists are blowing up whales now?

those bastards!
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Male 749
This was on the first series of Inside Nature`s Giants I think.
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Male 697
they were all quite lucky to not get covered in it
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Male 5,314
i never understood how a whale, who lives in the freaking sea, could end up stuck on land. it`s not like they`re small and washed ashore. it`s a freaking whale!
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Male 25,416
and why cant the japs have used that whale for research
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Male 2,700
Yay pressurized methane FTW.....Actually this was pretty damn disgusting. I could almost smell it through my computer. If the Japanese want a whale so bad tell them to come get this one.

And yes, for those who say the same....I almost threw up seeing this......

As i was typing I suddenly realized this reminded me of walking through the halls of the Ishimura on Dead Space as this kind of thing happens frequently in that game. Rather groos sounding when i got the propper headset
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Male 4,014
oh my lordy
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Male 10,845
Now that`s one cyst you shouldn`t pop.
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Male 1,091
That music is so inappropriate...
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Male 1,151
looks like fun.
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Male 197
Pinata!
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Male 178
"Sperm whale" "self" "exploded"
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Male 730
:(
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Male 798
What..just what.
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Female 646
I almost threw up X[
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Female 3,828
ugh gross!!
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Male 1,625
The gases build up inside the body and because the skin is so thick it gets pressurized. Like popping a balloon.
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Male 1,244
I want one for my next birthday party!
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Male 4,807
Link: Self Exploding Whale [Rate Link] - We don`t need no stinking dynamite, We just need some stinking guts!
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