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Date: 07/10/10 02:05 PM

37 Responses to Pervy Childs` Toy Design Flaw [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Link: Pervy Childs` Toy Design Flaw - We`re not saying that that thing`s a little on the peeny side, but um... what`s it`s function?
  2. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    um..yeah..gotta wonder about the functionality of that little bit.
  3. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    it`s a JOYSTICK! bwahaha
  4. Profile photo of blankspace10
    blankspace10 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    i would think it was for the child to hold on to but clearly it also has handles....
  5. Profile photo of richmass
    richmass Male 13-17
    117 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    The kid lies back and rests his head on the blue cushion thing, holds onto the grips with his two hands, and puts one leg either side of the inflatable penis. Stopping the child from slipping out and drowning is it`s function.
  6. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    ... It has a face
  7. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    c`mon now we`re reachin for this stuff... it`s a control stick, like in the c*ckpit (damn censor) of an airplane... which is what this floatie is supposed to be.
  8. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    does that toy come with the mom?
  9. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    i think it`s meant for lesbian porn.
  10. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I hope that`s not how you blow it up.
  11. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    its obv a microphone
  12. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    SmilinSam has it right now that I see it. ^_^
  13. Profile photo of ShlieBee
    ShlieBee Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    "its obv a microphone"

    im confused why you need a microphone on a toy thats used in water. unless the child is calling for help.
  14. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    ...sorry, i was distracted by how damn pudgy that kid is O_O
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    It`s a joystick. Seriously. Hee hee!
  16. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    its called baby fat daisy822
  17. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Really that kid is Pudgy? Wow not seen many kids in your day I take it.
  18. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    I`ll have to assume that`s where you blow the air in...just sayin`...
  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    That`s so Mom can ride along and not fall off.
  20. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:28 am
    *...sorry, i was distracted by how damn pudgy that kid is O_O*

    *Facepalm*

    Most healthy young children are pudgy like that. It`s natural. As kids grow and mature they lose the baby fat. Well most do, if their parents don`t load em up with McDs for tea every night.
  21. Profile photo of Necrovampyr
    Necrovampyr Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:45 am
    i can`t even guess the purpose of that "attachment."
  22. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:47 am
    Maybe it`s a pretend microphone or something? USe your imagination
  23. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Maybe it`s for the parent/instructor to pull him into the right direction or something?
  24. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Start them young I guess?
  25. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Hmm.. Mr. Garrison is now designing children`s toys?
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    no dont go there!
  27. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    in my opinion, none of these are design flaws. They weremade purposefully with the intent to get the children familiar with the shape and idea of phallic imagery and penises. So that when the child molester comes by, it`s just `like one of their toys.`
  28. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    @BBQ damn you XD i was just about to say it :P
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    e.e
  30. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    lol awesome.
  31. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:53 am
    O_o
  32. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:51 am
    Obviously it`s there so mom never takes her eyes off of it. It`s a safety feature...
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Ha. Ha. It. Looks. Like. A. Penis.
    Ahhhh The Internet, Where all your dreams come true and usually end up looking like a penis.
  34. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Joystick ?
  35. Profile photo of Zak3295
    Zak3295 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
    lmao
  36. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:56 am
    LOL
  37. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:58 am
    oh chad, you never had a chance.

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