Pervy Childs` Toy Design Flaw [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

We"re not saying that that thing"s a little on the peeny side, but um... what"s it"s function?
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Male 263
oh chad, you never had a chance.
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Female 2,352
LOL
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Male 37
lmao
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Male 6,694
Joystick ?
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Male 2,893
Ha. Ha. It. Looks. Like. A. Penis.
Ahhhh The Internet, Where all your dreams come true and usually end up looking like a penis.
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Male 2,424
Obviously it`s there so mom never takes her eyes off of it. It`s a safety feature...
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Female 245
O_o
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Female 3,828
lol awesome.
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Female 5,222
e.e
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Male 3,076
@BBQ damn you XD i was just about to say it :P
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Male 1,162
in my opinion, none of these are design flaws. They weremade purposefully with the intent to get the children familiar with the shape and idea of phallic imagery and penises. So that when the child molester comes by, it`s just `like one of their toys.`
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Male 25,416
no dont go there!
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Male 467
Hmm.. Mr. Garrison is now designing children`s toys?
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Female 1,623
Start them young I guess?
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Male 2,159
Maybe it`s for the parent/instructor to pull him into the right direction or something?
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Male 1,067
Maybe it`s a pretend microphone or something? USe your imagination
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Male 69
i can`t even guess the purpose of that "attachment."
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Female 250
*...sorry, i was distracted by how damn pudgy that kid is O_O*

*Facepalm*

Most healthy young children are pudgy like that. It`s natural. As kids grow and mature they lose the baby fat. Well most do, if their parents don`t load em up with McDs for tea every night.
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Male 15,832
That`s so Mom can ride along and not fall off.
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Male 208
I`ll have to assume that`s where you blow the air in...just sayin`...
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Male 587
Really that kid is Pudgy? Wow not seen many kids in your day I take it.
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Male 541
its called baby fat daisy822
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Male 3,842
It`s a joystick. Seriously. Hee hee!
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Female 1,043
...sorry, i was distracted by how damn pudgy that kid is O_O
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Female 13
"its obv a microphone"

im confused why you need a microphone on a toy thats used in water. unless the child is calling for help.
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Male 257
SmilinSam has it right now that I see it. ^_^
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Female 477
its obv a microphone
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Male 660
I hope that`s not how you blow it up.
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Male 1,083
i think it`s meant for lesbian porn.
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Female 293
does that toy come with the mom?
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Female 3,598
c`mon now we`re reachin for this stuff... it`s a control stick, like in the c*ckpit (damn censor) of an airplane... which is what this floatie is supposed to be.
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Female 917
... It has a face
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Male 117
The kid lies back and rests his head on the blue cushion thing, holds onto the grips with his two hands, and puts one leg either side of the inflatable penis. Stopping the child from slipping out and drowning is it`s function.
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Female 2
i would think it was for the child to hold on to but clearly it also has handles....
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Male 642
it`s a JOYSTICK! bwahaha
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Male 3,364
um..yeah..gotta wonder about the functionality of that little bit.
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Male 20,178
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