Oedipus Poetry

Submitted by: Baalthazaq 6 years ago in Funny

Tis a bit long a slow burn perhaps. If your patience is stong you"ll find this poem kicks ass.
There are 45 comments:
Female 133
This is so old
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Female 269
Awesome! This is truly good stuff!
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Male 440
Very good. I assume someone has used the "Freudian slip" joke in the comments. I`m too lazy to read through them.
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Female 3,727
Good post....keep these coming...

; - )
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Male 731
Oh, this is art. Pure, true, brilliant art.

THIS is what IAB needs more of. Posts like these. Funny, Silly, and Smart.
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Male 113
i lol`d at rong
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Female 394
Oh this ones a keeper lol >.<
Much enjoyed^^
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Male 1,451
I like it!

The poetic rhythm was quite similar to Poe`s The Raven, if I do say so.
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Female 1,894
ooh well then
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Male 25,416
yawn!
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Male 741
ROFL, impressive work
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Male 415
s h i t sucks man
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Male 6,694
Wait for it, Wait for it . . .
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Female 2,509
now THAT is how you teach lit.
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Male 757
lmao
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Female 2,120
o_o
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Male 569
that was really good. also, thesharpest made me lol. props to that comment.
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Male 2,028
That was pretty cool.
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Male 27
why would anyone go through so much effort to produce this?
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Male 2,332
..right.
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Male 10
Never been compelled to comment before but this is the funniest, cleverest piece of prose I have seen for a long long time and definitely the best thing I have seen on IAB.

Give that man a Knighthood!!
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Male 4,004
CrakrJak, I believe it`s:
"This is pretty effed up right here" and said by Stan...
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Male 12,138
Hylian, feel ya sister. Virtual Hi-5. With a chest-bump to boot.
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Female 328
Don`t feel bad, davymid, I was gonna do it too :P
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Male 240
That was the best thing I have EVER seen on IAB! So many shades of frakkin awesome I don`t know where to begin...
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Male 12,138
Yeah, the "Too much wanking makes you blind" punchline ties back to the ancient Greek fable of Oedipus Rex wherin after shagging his ma and realising what he`d done (metaphorically shagging his ma in the poem), he poked out his eyes with needles. Which is in turn where the entire myth that masturbation deteriorates your eyesight comes from in the first place. Which, in turn, is utter bollocks, just like all mythology. Makes for a good story though.

Dammit, I`m deconstructing an internet video too much now, aren`t I? I`ll get my coat.
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Male 17,512
"That`s pretty fudget up right there!" - Kyle
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Male 9
i didn`t understand the punchline
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Female 531
hahahahahahaha effing awesome.
too much wanking makes u blind. xD
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Male 35
...and my erection is recieving much affection from it`s metacarpal lover XD
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Male 670
omfg sharpest thats one of the funniest csi miami things ive ever heard.
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Female 288
This vid made me cry T_T so sad!
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Male 4,547
Sharpest. I love that comment. :)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Male 3,915
wow i thought that was pretty mediocre until the end.....wow...that was good...
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Female 9,477
Repost, but I don`t mind, this is one of my favorite videos.
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Male 1,765
Too much wanking... *puts on glasses* ...makes you blind.

YEAAAH!!!
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Male 4,004
Why would he keep fapping to the point of orgasm to pictures of his mother, and to the point where he ejaculates when his dad walks in?

Also, I don`t read poetry per se. I read epics, Gilgamesh, The Iliad, Paradise Lost; so this doesn`t tickle my literary poetic fancy.
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Male 31
RE-POST!!!!! Hve I been on I-am-bored for this long???
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Female 3,574
... this is the best thing I have ever seen *applause*
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Male 4,680
I`m quite sad because I know I`ll never see a video this amazing again in my life. This... this just beats everything I`ve ever watched. Citizen Kane is trash compared to this video.
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Male 4,547
FYI, not my poetry in the OP, but props to whoever it is. :)
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Male 99
wish i could be a stong as this guy
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Female 839
I liked it.

Also, was that Mo off Eastenders at the funeral?
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Male 179
That was awesome...one of the best posts I`ve seen in a long time.
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Male 4,547
Link: Oedipus Poetry [Rate Link] - Tis a bit long a slow burn perhaps. If your patience is stong you`ll find this poem kicks ass.
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