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Date: 07/28/10 05:35 PM

45 Responses to Oedipus Poetry

  1. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Link: Oedipus Poetry - Tis a bit long a slow burn perhaps. If your patience is stong you`ll find this poem kicks ass.
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    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    That was awesome...one of the best posts I`ve seen in a long time.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I liked it.

    Also, was that Mo off Eastenders at the funeral?
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    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    wish i could be a stong as this guy
  5. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    FYI, not my poetry in the OP, but props to whoever it is. :)
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    I`m quite sad because I know I`ll never see a video this amazing again in my life. This... this just beats everything I`ve ever watched. Citizen Kane is trash compared to this video.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    ... this is the best thing I have ever seen *applause*
  8. Profile photo of InvaderET
    InvaderET Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    RE-POST!!!!! Hve I been on I-am-bored for this long???
  9. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Why would he keep fapping to the point of orgasm to pictures of his mother, and to the point where he ejaculates when his dad walks in?

    Also, I don`t read poetry per se. I read epics, Gilgamesh, The Iliad, Paradise Lost; so this doesn`t tickle my literary poetic fancy.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Too much wanking... *puts on glasses* ...makes you blind.

    YEAAAH!!!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Repost, but I don`t mind, this is one of my favorite videos.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    wow i thought that was pretty mediocre until the end.....wow...that was good...
  13. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Sharpest. I love that comment. :)

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    This vid made me cry T_T so sad!
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    omfg sharpest thats one of the funniest csi miami things ive ever heard.
  16. Profile photo of th1rt3n
    th1rt3n Male 13-17
    35 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    ...and my erection is recieving much affection from it`s metacarpal lover XD
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    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    hahahahahahaha effing awesome.
    too much wanking makes u blind. xD
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    biobiobio Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    i didn`t understand the punchline
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    "That`s pretty fudget up right there!" - Kyle
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Yeah, the "Too much wanking makes you blind" punchline ties back to the ancient Greek fable of Oedipus Rex wherin after shagging his ma and realising what he`d done (metaphorically shagging his ma in the poem), he poked out his eyes with needles. Which is in turn where the entire myth that masturbation deteriorates your eyesight comes from in the first place. Which, in turn, is utter bollocks, just like all mythology. Makes for a good story though.

    Dammit, I`m deconstructing an internet video too much now, aren`t I? I`ll get my coat.
  21. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    That was the best thing I have EVER seen on IAB! So many shades of frakkin awesome I don`t know where to begin...
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    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Don`t feel bad, davymid, I was gonna do it too :P
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 12:00 am
    Hylian, feel ya sister. Virtual Hi-5. With a chest-bump to boot.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 2:42 am
    CrakrJak, I believe it`s:
    "This is pretty effed up right here" and said by Stan...
  25. Profile photo of davmor
    davmor Male 30-39
    10 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 3:45 am
    Never been compelled to comment before but this is the funniest, cleverest piece of prose I have seen for a long long time and definitely the best thing I have seen on IAB.

    Give that man a Knighthood!!
  26. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 4:07 am
    ..right.
  27. Profile photo of Jesterhead
    Jesterhead Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 5:17 am
    why would anyone go through so much effort to produce this?
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 5:54 am
    That was pretty cool.
  29. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:34 am
    that was really good. also, thesharpest made me lol. props to that comment.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:38 am
    o_o
  31. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:40 am
    lmao
  32. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:53 am
    now THAT is how you teach lit.
  33. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Wait for it, Wait for it . . .
  34. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:40 am
    s h i t sucks man
  35. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:16 am
    ROFL, impressive work
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    yawn!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    ooh well then
  38. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    I like it!

    The poetic rhythm was quite similar to Poe`s The Raven, if I do say so.
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    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    Oh this ones a keeper lol >.<
    Much enjoyed^^
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    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    i lol`d at rong
  41. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:30 am
    Oh, this is art. Pure, true, brilliant art.

    THIS is what IAB needs more of. Posts like these. Funny, Silly, and Smart.
  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Good post....keep these coming...

    ; - )
  43. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Very good. I assume someone has used the "Freudian slip" joke in the comments. I`m too lazy to read through them.
  44. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Awesome! This is truly good stuff!
  45. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    This is so old

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