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Date: 07/06/10 08:35 AM

57 Responses to New From Hallmark Greeting Cards: Pedo Cards [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Link: New From Hallmark Greeting Cards: Pedo Cards - For the guy in your life who`s looking forward to a life of pedophilia. Way to go, Hallmark.
  2. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Oh god I saw that same exact card; I`m pretty sure it was some kind of demented Mother`s Day card.
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Who the hell let this card slip through?!
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:46 am
    does it make sense on the inside?
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Stay classy, Hallmark
  6. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:48 am
    First Falkor, now oranges? Is there anything I-A-B can`t ruin for me?
  7. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:53 am
    My sister bought that card for me a one year.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:57 am
    juicy
  9. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:06 am
    I can`t formulate into words just how wrong this is.
  10. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
    uhhhh lol
  11. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Ive seen these cards before, they`re quite funny. It`s a little weird, but it`s just poking fun at childhood vs adulthood.
  12. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:34 am
    How is this pedo? When I was a kid I used to stuff things down the front of my shirt all the time to look more like my mum, and everyone thought it was adorable. 20 years later, suddenly it`s shocking. Don`t blame the kids or the cards.

    There`s nothing `child porn` about this at all. What`s next? You can`t let your kids wear bikinis at the swimming pool because there might be pedos there? Let`s dress them up in long-sleeved shirts and long trousers all the time.

    Get over it, people.
  13. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Pfft, those CLEARLY aren`t real...
  14. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:46 am
    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:53 am
    um... yeah...
  16. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Dear Hallmark,
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Your channel is sh*t, and your cards are too
  17. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:09 am
    All I see in that picture is wishful thinking... :p
  18. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
    I got aroused...
  19. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:21 am
    "Dear Hallmark,
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Your channel is sh*t, and your cards are too"

    Mock the Week, what do I win?
  20. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:21 am
    aw thats cute haha
  21. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:22 am
    @ Boredered.
    Leave. Do not come back.
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:43 am
    "I got aroused..."

    >.>
  23. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:53 am
    @Boredered
  24. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:58 am
    It`s cute and funny, and if you think anything else you`re horrible people wih dirty minds.
  25. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Whats next, a "Cave Explorer" birthday card?
  26. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    hahaha, old enough to pee, old enough for me.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    What what what!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I might laugh if I saw that in person, but that is NOT greeting card material. Some one probably had them do that just for the photo too.
  29. Profile photo of anothertime
    anothertime Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I`ve actually seen this card before...it`s sadly real
  30. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Canada. that explains it.
  31. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    this card was at my work
  32. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Oh god. OH GOD. OH GOD WHY?
  33. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    What does the inside say?

    "Orange" you glad it`s your Birthday?
  34. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    But at the stroke of midnight, your breasts will turn back to oranges.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Could they have made the card more wrong without being illegal? I don`t think so.
  36. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    omg i gave this to my friend when iwas little!!! its not wrong cmoeon
  37. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    @Suicism
    I don`t know why, but that made me laugh really hard xD
  38. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    That`s Hot!
  39. Profile photo of OCCA
    OCCA Female 13-17
    49 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    haha so guys what size oranges would you say they are? lolz
  40. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    It`s a trap!
  41. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    I actually saw this card in the stores. WTF Hallmark?
  42. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Anyone that thinks this is disturbing or wrong are creepers!

    Or a boy, I guess. I only see one or two girls on here who are finding it inappropriate and the majority of girls will remembered stuffing socks down the top, balloons up underneath and throwing on mom`s heels. It`s dress-up and the desire to grow up fast!

    Too bad we hit the 20`s and suddenly wish you could play in sandboxes and get away with temper tantrums in stores again XD
  43. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    chris hanson?
  44. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    Oh please. It`s not pedo, it`s just what normal girls do. We dress up and include stuff to mock boobs.
    Just like men use socks XD
  45. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    "Roses are lame, violets are corny. But you`re going to prison if this card makes you horny."

    I`m sorry i had to say that :)
  46. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    I knew they were fake...
  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:14 am
    "Just like men use socks XD"

    maybe i`m weird...but I don`t think I ever did that..
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:31 am
    LOL nice!!
  49. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:03 am
    Ok. Orange mams.
  50. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:14 am
    BrandySnap.......

    You`re sick. Marry me?
  51. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:00 am
    haha that particular card was not well thought out. Everyone knows pedophiles are attracted by the smell of oranges.
  52. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    whaaaaaaaaatttt?
  53. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    In the words of Bill Engvall: NO NO NO!
  54. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    really? I know about rule 34, but there is a such thing as innocence.
  55. Profile photo of qaz
    qaz Female 13-17
    30 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Orange juice anyone?
  56. Profile photo of procrastinat
    procrastinat Male 13-17
    11 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    @fishgul69 The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

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