New From Hallmark Greeting Cards: Pedo Cards [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

For the guy in your life who"s looking forward to a life of pedophilia. Way to go, Hallmark.
There are 57 comments:
Male 11
@fishgul69 The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
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Female 30
Orange juice anyone?
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Female 914
really? I know about rule 34, but there is a such thing as innocence.
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Female 343
In the words of Bill Engvall: NO NO NO!
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Male 1,360
whaaaaaaaaatttt?
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Male 101
haha that particular card was not well thought out. Everyone knows pedophiles are attracted by the smell of oranges.
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Male 127
BrandySnap.......

You`re sick. Marry me?
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Male 6,694
Ok. Orange mams.
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Female 3,828
LOL nice!!
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Male 4,793
"Just like men use socks XD"

maybe i`m weird...but I don`t think I ever did that..
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Male 722
I knew they were fake...
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Female 165
"Roses are lame, violets are corny. But you`re going to prison if this card makes you horny."

I`m sorry i had to say that :)
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Female 1,264
Oh please. It`s not pedo, it`s just what normal girls do. We dress up and include stuff to mock boobs.
Just like men use socks XD
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Male 645
chris hanson?
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Female 3,696
Anyone that thinks this is disturbing or wrong are creepers!

Or a boy, I guess. I only see one or two girls on here who are finding it inappropriate and the majority of girls will remembered stuffing socks down the top, balloons up underneath and throwing on mom`s heels. It`s dress-up and the desire to grow up fast!

Too bad we hit the 20`s and suddenly wish you could play in sandboxes and get away with temper tantrums in stores again XD
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Male 263
I actually saw this card in the stores. WTF Hallmark?
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Male 533
It`s a trap!
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Female 49
haha so guys what size oranges would you say they are? lolz
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Male 65
That`s Hot!
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Male 383
@Suicism
I don`t know why, but that made me laugh really hard xD
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Female 1,894
omg i gave this to my friend when iwas little!!! its not wrong cmoeon
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Male 12,365
Could they have made the card more wrong without being illegal? I don`t think so.
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Male 1,164
But at the stroke of midnight, your breasts will turn back to oranges.
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Male 3,631
What does the inside say?

"Orange" you glad it`s your Birthday?
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Male 1,371
Oh god. OH GOD. OH GOD WHY?
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Female 177
this card was at my work
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Male 341
Canada. that explains it.
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Female 13
I`ve actually seen this card before...it`s sadly real
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Female 3,562
I might laugh if I saw that in person, but that is NOT greeting card material. Some one probably had them do that just for the photo too.
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Male 25,416
What what what!!!!!
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Male 2,748
hahaha, old enough to pee, old enough for me.
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Male 2,424
Whats next, a "Cave Explorer" birthday card?
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Male 5,094
It`s cute and funny, and if you think anything else you`re horrible people wih dirty minds.
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Male 503
@Boredered
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Female 9,478
"I got aroused..."

>.>
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Male 423
@ Boredered.
Leave. Do not come back.
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Female 477
aw thats cute haha
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Male 2,121
"Dear Hallmark,
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your channel is sh*t, and your cards are too"

Mock the Week, what do I win?
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Male 2,506
I got aroused...
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Male 2,688
All I see in that picture is wishful thinking... :p
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Male 193
Dear Hallmark,
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your channel is sh*t, and your cards are too
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Male 558
um... yeah...
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Male 698
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,159
Pfft, those CLEARLY aren`t real...
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Female 412
How is this pedo? When I was a kid I used to stuff things down the front of my shirt all the time to look more like my mum, and everyone thought it was adorable. 20 years later, suddenly it`s shocking. Don`t blame the kids or the cards.

There`s nothing `child porn` about this at all. What`s next? You can`t let your kids wear bikinis at the swimming pool because there might be pedos there? Let`s dress them up in long-sleeved shirts and long trousers all the time.

Get over it, people.
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Female 525
Ive seen these cards before, they`re quite funny. It`s a little weird, but it`s just poking fun at childhood vs adulthood.
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Female 3,574
uhhhh lol
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Male 3,014
I can`t formulate into words just how wrong this is.
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Male 5,190
oO Ut ohhh.
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Male 38,510
juicy
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Female 77
My sister bought that card for me a one year.
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Male 328
First Falkor, now oranges? Is there anything I-A-B can`t ruin for me?
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Male 15,510
Stay classy, Hallmark
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Male 7,611
does it make sense on the inside?
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Male 2,552
Who the hell let this card slip through?!
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Male 493
Oh god I saw that same exact card; I`m pretty sure it was some kind of demented Mother`s Day card.
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Male 20,196
Link: New From Hallmark Greeting Cards: Pedo Cards [Pic] [Rate Link] - For the guy in your life who`s looking forward to a life of pedophilia. Way to go, Hallmark.
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