New Controversal Weight-Loss Method: Safe? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

On one hand, you can lose 25 pounds in one day, on the other hand...
There are 79 comments:
Male 687
wait..i`m confused...who is gonna have sex with you are so disperate to lose weight. i mean...u have to be really "big" to think about this
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Female 124
Where`s the "Please don`t feed the trolls" sign when you need it?
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Female 1
Please don`t feed the troll.
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Male 177
It`s a troll...

You fed it... a lot
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Male 6,694
Some people. I tell you.
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Male 24
@Finwicket eeeewww afterbirth. Not a fun mental image :/
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Male 371
just have the child and feed it the afterbirth. No Mess No Problem. Sell the child to loving parents or a loving factory and make the money you would spend of a Abortion and treat your fat self to a Big Mac
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Female 248
No she needs an abortion, don`t let this person procreate, please.
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Female 185
celene: you may be a happy teen mom, but for the love of christ, please let someone else teach your child how to read and write. Possibly even speak.
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Female 914
....wow. NOW I believe it when my aunt says the future generation is going to poo. ...wow...
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Male 143
Um...does this answerer think giving birth is another FREE medical practice?
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Male 1,043
Nah if shes so fat that she goes trough abortion for weight loss, she would just eat the kid after birth..
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Male 14
agreeing to her not being allowed to reproduce/exist
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Female 2
okay thats really dumd.so u get pregnant to lose weight.thats smart.well im a happy teen mom and ,my child makes me so happy than i ever was. baby`s come to this world to make people happy not for u could kill them its not there fault people have sex and than want to kill them. killers!!!
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Male 84
Did anyone else notice that the "guy I know... doesn`t really know me"?
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Male 8,302
Here in Australia anyone gets a $5000 Baby Bonus from the government for every one they pop out, as well as increased Social Security payments. Guess how many dumb single mothers like this we have in Oz now? And how many we`ll have in 14-15 years time?
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Female 193
"No-one old enough to get pregnant could possibly be that dense."
I beg to differ.
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Male 894
anyone watch Idocracy lately?
i agree with MKBrandies, people like this should not exist
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Female 62
No-one old enough to get pregnant could possibly be that dense. Of course it`s a troll.
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Male 721
Ever since that video about the troll bait and cannibal troll you guys have been saying troll way too much
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Male 552
Obvious trollbait was obvious.
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Female 10
Jebus :| do people like that really exist...? Wow...just....wow.
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Male 2,506
Trollerol
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Female 259
Grammar Nazi senses are raging.
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Male 931
Has to be a troll; no one is that stupid.
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Female 25
I hope this is someone`s sick idea of a joke. If not, then as a society with this being our future....we are all f@#$^!
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Female 477
*facepalm*
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Male 35
Epic Troll.
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Male 686
Lol i really feel for people who are dumb enough to write replys to trolls. but on the other hand it makes me laugh so im not going to bitch about them too much
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Male 203
Weirdness Much.
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Female 1,199
Please be a troll. ;;
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Male 312
I pray to Chuck Norris that this is a troll.
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Female 188
children these days...
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Male 2,424
@Altaru- It may be the Jack talking, but damn you make me laugh.
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Male 1,196
you can also lose weight by throwing up
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Male 1,505
Kathryn got trolled hard.
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Male 68
when i need to lose weight, i just take a huge dump. I lose like 10 pounds afterwards.

who`s laughing now??
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Female 5,222
horrible
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Male 363
@MrsHoneyDew it`s never real. Welcome to the Internet.
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Female 1,798
I agree with MrsHoneyDew, I really think this is fake. someone was probably just trying to be a jerk and get people angry.
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Female 387
I don`t think it`s real.
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Male 25,416
Yahoo fails everytime!
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Male 3,482
[quote]So... shovels are alive!???[/quote]
You guys didn`t know?

Yeah, but here`s the kicker... The face is on the tip of the handle. The bottom is... Well, let`s just say they don`t have legs...

Unless you count the third leg... Which in a shovel`s case would be the first leg...

F*ck, I confused myself with my own sexual innuendos...

Screw it. THE SPADE PART OF THE SHOVEL IS THE HEAD OF IT`S PENIS.

And they`re all masochists.
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Male 8,302
> Altaru
> Did you know that shovels have an IQ of around 7? ... it takes an IQ of 5 just to breathe

So... shovels are alive!???
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Male 527
With people like this on the planet, can someone explain to me why it is against the law to main and/or kill them? I swear, when I take over my own country, I will put in a Darwin escape clause into the constitution. "If the victim can be proven through their actions and/or words that they were too stupid to live, then the perpetrator shall be cleared of any wrongdoing."
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Male 358
Somebody please hit this girl in the face with a shovel. I think the best option for this baby is for mom to be in a coma...
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Female 322
wow i hope this girl isn`t serious
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Male 151
I think we WANT to believe it`s fake... my "yes, really" instinct tells me it would be too good to be true. This is our future.
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Male 541
I had no idea shovels could breathe, Altaru
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Male 2,121
She should have the baby, then she`d lose a ton of weight in just a few short agonising hours. And if anyone deserves the crippling pain of childbirth, its her.
The kid`ll die anyway if she gets an abortion, at least this way there`s a chance it`ll get taken away by social services before she can decide it looks too chubby and attempt DIY liposuction. (I`d imagine it involves a potato peeler and a vacuum cleaner.)
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Male 2,593
no coat hanger jokes?
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Female 199
this they`re serious: I`m depressed now

if it`s a joke: I`m still pretty bummed
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Male 3,482
Did you know that shovels have an IQ of around 7?

This person ranks closer to 5.2...

And that`s only because it takes an IQ of 5 just to breathe...

And that`s whether it`s a troll or not. I hate trolls, they stopped being funny a long time ago.
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Female 448
><; [insert facepalm picture here]
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Female 149
@RoboPatton: Self-abortion sounds like a really good idea...I feel bad for the kid though.
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Male 2,424
My first instinct is: FAKE.

But, she makes a strong case for self-abortion (where one aborts themself).
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Male 2,748
wow... just... wow... she should get the abortion so her kid isn`t raised by a retard, and dies anyways cuz she forgets to feed it.
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Female 839
i agree, must be a troll - nobody is that stupid...

...right?
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Male 2,229
to the troll, thats really poor choice for a bad attempt at `humour`

to the `girl`, how drating stupid do have to...grrr...

thats gotta be a troll, nobody is THAT retard, and remains functional
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Male 9,306
"anyone that stupid can`t have known how to use the internets, I say hard troll."

Not true, we get some of them through here as well.
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Female 2,352
I feel like it`s a troll. .

Bitch went past so unbelievably stupid to actually retarded. .
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Male 519
people like that should have abortions so we dont have to worry about their kid turning into as big a moron as the mom
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Male 95
anyone that stupid can`t have known how to use the internets, I say hard troll.
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Male 2,034
OK, forget the 4chan victim teen girl. THIS PERSON needs to be removed from the gene pool.
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Male 38,498
hahahahahahahaha

her parents must be so proud
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Male 391
I honestly wouldn`t be surprised if this WASN`T a troll. Yes, there are people this stupid out there - A LOT of them.
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Male 54
50% of people are below average, remember that! Since I realised that, I have no faith left in the species. and daily hope for that killer asteroid all the films keep promising.
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Male 283
Information dissemination is vital.
Information discrimination is real.
Not every school is created equal.
Support government education funding.
Best investment in the world. Realy.
Look it up.

Might not have helped for this
one though...
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Male 1,625
Wow.. I know 90% of us JOKE about F*cked up sh*t but, this takes the cake if it`s real.
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Female 67
where do these people come from?! I mean sometimes a person`s level of stupidity amazes me.
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Male 1,765
Please let it be a troll...
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Male 397
If this isn`t a troll I will have to give up on humanity.
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Female 4,376
They see me trollin`, they hatin`
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Male 716
IDIOT!

Normally, I`m not a big fan of the Darwin natural selection of idiots thing, but this really is swaying me on the argument.
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Male 2,619
And that my friends is the US of A
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Male 1,149
Definition of a troll
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Female 1,181
abortions for weight loss? neat idea. up till now, i`ve just been using them as birth control.
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Female 3,574
.......... I really dislike humanity sometimes.
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Male 20,194
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