New Apple `Friend Bar` For Apple Fanboys Only

Submitted by: Psycho 6 years ago in Funny

Finally, an exclusive bar where like-minded Apple Fanboys and girls can go and talk each others ears off.
There are 20 comments:
Male 275
usually stuff from the onion sucks massive, sweaty goat balls but this video was actually ok.
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Male 44
LOL. The only thing that would make this better is if a law was enacted that prohibited "Mac talk" outside of these bars.
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Male 68
There`s one near my house. I love that bar, I went there last weekend and spent a few hours there.
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Male 9,306
Quick! Laugh at yourself before someone else has the opportunity!
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Female 798
Sounds like a good idea. Maybe then my friend will stop trying to convince me how superior Apple is even though she never thought about the company until her bf told her it was great.

I don`t hate Apple, I just hate Apple users.
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Male 81
lol, how many fan boys/girls do you think really wish this was real?
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Male 1,266
I did exactly the same as xtreme.

It`s not that I don`t like onion news it`s just that going into it knowing it`s a fake news story and is going to be ridiculous makes the whole "being almost believable and only slightly pushing past reality" angle kind of about as effective as trying to stop Niagra Falls with a roll of toilet paper...
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Male 1,371
*click* Onion *click off*
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Female 1,682
I love The Onion. This was one was awesome though. Damn MAC fanboys get on my nerves I swear...
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Male 4,680
I can easily see this happening.
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Female 895
First time I sat through an Onion video, kinda funny..as far as pointing out the pathetic losers with a hard on for mac bullpoo
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Male 749
This is great. :D
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Male 907
The Onion`s satire is right up there with my sarcastic sense of humor, but this one didn`t do anything for me.
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Male 25,416
Its funny kos its so doable!
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Male 901
lol! you can tell who the apple fans are from the remarks. I thought it was freakin hilarious!
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Male 2,005
for a second there i thought it was real
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Male 2,506
Onion has been going down hill ]:
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Male 6,694
OK. Whatever.
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Male 2,424
sorry, turned off at onion.
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Female 17
Link: New Apple `Friend Bar` For Apple Fanboys Only [Rate Link] - Finally, an exclusive bar where like-minded Apple Fanboys and girls can go and talk each others ears off.
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