Never Let The Pot Head Out Of The Stockroom [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

They"ll push their message on you every time.
There are 89 comments:
Male 137
Ha! The loser pothead drank too much Mt. Dew and had to use 7up to finish it off! xD
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Male 11
4 30 was eventful here. its my principles birthday hitlers birthday and pot day so we had fun!
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Female 38
maybe they were just celebrating april 20th like all good people do.. good ole` potheads :)
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Female 533
I...I think I just shed a tear
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Male 55
HELLS YESS!!!!
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Male 658
poo once again-

I also forgot to point out that pharmaceutical companies actually use natural sources fairly frequently.
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Male 699
should i be thankful that i don`t get it?
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Male 658
poo, number four.

What constitutes proper use of marijuana, by the way?
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Male 658
Also, commercialization would lead to an increase in price, and you probably get in even more trouble for growing it in your shed, garage, apartment window, etc...
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Male 658
*them (not "it").
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Male 658
I got it from the National Institute on Drug Abuse, and a few in depth conversations with multiple psychologists and psychiatrists about my dad`s addiction to marijuana.
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Female 316
@Mitchster....you`re my Nerd King!! Call me when you`re legal!! wink wink nudge nudge

And THANK YOU for rekindling my hopes in today`s youth!! The fact that you`re in your teens and can site in MLA format, much less spell in WHOLE words, makes me weep for joy!
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Female 204
I think it`s funny. People lighten up!
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Female 536
spelled out in Mountain Dew of course :-)
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Male 544
@Quik2TheStab: Now I`m interested where you got your facts. Would you care to show us?
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Male 544
Quik2TheStab: "And, where did you get your facts?"

I hope you don`t mind MLA format:

Husak, Douglas. “Drugs and Crime: Legal Aspects, Vol. 2.” Encyclopedia of Crime and Justice 20 Oct. 2005: n. pag. Global Issues in Context. Web. 3 May 2010.

Lerner, Ed. K. Lee, and Brenda Wilmoth Lerner. “Marijuana.” Student Resource Center Gold. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Apr. 2010.

Strumolo, Amy Loerch. “Marijuana.” Student Resource Center Gold. N.p., n.d. Web. 22 Apr. 2010.

“War by Other Means; The Dutch Have Abolished Most Drug-Related Crime, and May Be Reducing Drug-Taking Too.” Economist 10 Feb. 1990: 50. Global Issues in Context. Web. 3 May 2010.

“War on Drugs.” Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t!. Showtime. SHO, n.p., 22 Apr. 2004. Television.
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Male 544
@Quik2TheStab: Well, if commercialization gets you regulation, commercialization would help with ending improper use of marijuana, such as the wet-sticks I described in my previous post. Just as well, it would end the turf wars that I, again, described in my previous post.
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Male 658
That second part was directed at everyone, by the way...
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Male 658
elHadji-
Making people hungry does not solve world hunger, and how the hell would pot stop global warming? Also, you do realize that if pot is legalized, it will also be commercialized, right?

And, where did you get your facts? There is just as much research that points to pot causing depression as their is research pointing to it being a viable anti-depressant.
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Female 2,352
Its 420 somewhere.
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Male 1,455
@GuardinGnome

There`s a difference between physical addictiveness and mental.
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Male 149
hitler was actually born on 4/20. Dont believe me? google it.
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Male 34
or maybe.....it`s the covert doings of a super kickass manager.
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Female 682
HA! thats great. shout out to my pot head friends who work at Giant`s. hee hee
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Male 17
@elHadji, god you`re a penis
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Male 2,893
@elHakji
Don`t worry, pot isn`t addictive, I would know, I`ve been doing it for years.
(dumbass)
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Male 3,915
okay....that`s just straight epic....mad props
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Male 66
thats whats up
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Male 1,455
@ Quik2TheStab - Except that pot can end starvation, regulate global warming, isn`t physically addictive, and it can make it possible for people who normally couldn`t afford industrial medicine, to become healthy again.

The main reason why it`s remains illegal is because all the big medicine companies who make billions of dollar would have to shut down because you can`t "own" the rights to something that comes from nature itself. There has to be chemicals in it in order for you to get your patent.
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Male 4,793
Give that dude a promotion. for realsies.
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Male 5,194
>>seems that so many potsmokers love to say that they`re a stoner

May have something to do with the fact that it`s illegal, and shouldn`t be. I think my father would still be alive if they hadn`t started pee-testing government employees back in the 1980`s and he stopped with grass, started with cigarettes, and finished off with lung cancer.
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Male 224
3 for $9!
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Male 384
@Mitchster you are a very intelligent young man. it`s refreshing to see a teenager who shows (and uses!) the ability to think.
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Male 145
... and never let the stockhead out of the pot room.
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Female 159
Haha that`s fantastic
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Male 415
7up was the only green they had probably
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Male 15,510

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Male 795
"-2 points for using non-pepsi products."

Where? They are all Pepsi products, including the 7up.
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Female 1,401
Namikaze
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
53 Posts Wednesday, July 7, 2010 6:50:59 PM
-2 points for using non-pepsi products.

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so ur saying u dnt see the border of pepsi around everything? stoner ;-)
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Male 47
@campofclay

you made me lawl.
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Male 1,193
it just seems that so many potsmokers love to say that they`re a stoner. they practically advertise it on facebook, and think they`re the coolest people around.

i know right. its very annoying. just look at youngoola
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Male 222
-2 points for using non-pepsi products.
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Male 325
A stoner didnt do that. That`d take five or more of them. Lets say I know from personal experience and leave it at that.
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Male 2,748
@Davio, a twelve pack of soda cost more than 3 bucks. so yes, that is how math works, it`s called having a sale. And that`s hilarious!
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Male 3,819
"it just seems that so many potsmokers love to say that they`re a stoner. they practically advertise it on facebook, and think they`re the coolest people around."

This is so true.

"It can also be used to treat a variety of ailments such as back pain, insomnia, depression, anxiety"

This is so untrue.
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Male 670
it just seems that so many potsmokers love to say that they`re a stoner. they practically advertise it on facebook, and think they`re the coolest people around.
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats a good effort!
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Male 599
3/9.00$ reminds me of how they sell prom tickets:
50$ for singles, 100$ for couples.
Oh is that how math works?
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Female 895
LOL summerfags.
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Female 111
Oh, two 7ups got in there.
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Female 199
wow, all it says is "420" and everyone`s going batpoo
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Female 177
hell yeah, in Mt. Dew too
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Male 544
@Quik2TheStab: Firstly, that`s a humungo, if you don`t mind my word play, generalization. That`s like me calling all 13-17 year old males from the Eastern US stupid and uninteresting. Secondly, the prohibition on alcohol is VERY similar to the prohibition on marijuana; the alcohol prohibition didn`t work, and it resulted in MANY deaths, just like the marijuana prohibition is doing. Yes, weed is non-toxic and it won`t kill you, but its underground market has lead to turf wars and many killings, and since the invention of wet-sticks (weed cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid) many, many young adults have died.

Mind you, this is coming from someone who hasn`t smoked a single joint in his whole life.

@madest: I think the point was that people who use any sort of drug, legal or not, don`t really need to broadcast their use of it. For example, when was the last time you heard someone admit to the world they take advil?
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Male 34
@anti pot pussies

Smoke a joint, relax, and stop posting stpid poo
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Female 60
They do that at Publix all the time.
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Male 5,194
Epic. I would so shop there.
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Male 7,378
[quote]Why do people who smoke pot feel the need to let everyone know that they do so?[/quote]
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It worked for the gays.
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Male 384
to the children that said they hate potheads....

why should a pothead care if you hate them?

stupid, hating someone that doesn`t care.... you`ve wasted your energy on a pointless, trivial pursuit.... just like a pothead.

just some food for thought... your lack of drug use doesn`t make you better than the people that abuse them, or more interesting, for that matter.
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Male 1,151
That is probably the work of a pepsi merchandiser that wanted to get fired.
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Female 1,593
Ha, he`d get fired for that. The way potheads flaunt 420 is stupid. Ex: Gamertag H1gHL1fe420

Oh man you`re cool!

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You enjoy drinking Miller High Life and your birthday is April 20? That`s pretty cool.
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Male 2,034
Why do people who smoke pot feel the need to let everyone know that they do so? Just like RyanHake said, your stoner themed gamertag doesn`t make you look cool. I don`t care if you smoke pot, and it`s for exactly that reason that you don`t need to tell me.
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Male 4,745
I wonder if they can also spell "fired".
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Male 2,690
Ha, he`d get fired for that. The way potheads flaunt 420 is stupid. Ex: Gamertag H1gHL1fe420

Oh man you`re cool!
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Male 177
420 has several supposed beginnings. Wikipedia says High Times came up with it, some say it`s a play on English tea time which is supposedly at 4:20. The list varies widely and greatly.

Also, the haters should go hate something worthwhile, like racism or individual rights... or oil spills...
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Male 159
i`m going for a joint
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Female 1,077
note: i think when people use the term "pot head" they mean, like i said, people who do NOTHING but smoke weed. which you should hate because they`re wasting a perfectly good life.
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Female 322
Don`t hate all potheads just because some non-nice individuals ruin it for the rest of us.
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Female 1,077
fffuuu- i meant *as well. this isn`t my keyboard and it feels weird to type on it.
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Female 1,077
i hate pot heads as hell. for the record: i have NO problem with people who smoke pot recreationally. some of the smartest people i know who got more than 4.0s in school and were genuinely kind and interesting people smoked pot for fun. it`s the people who do nothing but smoke weed that i absolutely hate. anything in excess is boring as hell.
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Male 335
@ Quik2TheStab - Marijuana has caused exactly zero deaths, and it is documented to cause the remission of several types of cancer as well as having a preventative effect against Alzheimer`s disease. It can also be used to treat a variety of ailments such as back pain, insomnia, depression, anxiety, anger problems, and many more.

Forgetting all of this, why should weed be illegal in the first place? Shouldn`t people have control over their own bodies and minds?
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Female 1,148
"I really just want pot heads to shut the hell up. They are never interesting or intelligent people, and all of their arguments for legalizing weed work just as well as arguments in favor of prohibition of alcohol."

Yeah? I`m definitely not interesting or intelligent. And neither is my friend`s mom; who graduated highschool with a 4.0 and now makes sh*its loads of money being a nurse. OH but she`s pot head! She can`t be interesting and intelligent can she?
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Male 42
For the haters... I know your gonna hate, but I smoke almost everyday, work full time (never go to work high), own my car, pay all my bills and live on my own. Yes, some pot heads are lazy bastards. I have regular sleep paralysis, meaning I will wake up while my body is still asleep. This causes me to hallucinate and see terrifying things (has been this way since I was a child). The thing that helps me sleep is, you guessed it, a nice bowl :)
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Male 658
I really just want pot heads to shut the hell up. They are never interesting or intelligent people, and all of their arguments for legalizing weed work just as well as arguments in favor of prohibition of alcohol.
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Female 414
i didn`t know people got that excited about hitler`s birthday
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Male 5,189
Hell yea!!
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Male 3,296
i hate when people, and by people i mean pot heads do this. They have nothing good to talk about so the just go "420"
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Male 42
hell yeah. love it.
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Male 237
COULD YOU SPOT ME 10? I`LL PAY YOU LIKE ...TUESDAY `Npoo
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Male 39
A true work of art
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Male 157
sweeet..

that actually had to take planning! the OCD in me wants the other odd cases to face uniformly, but kudos!

*lights up*
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Male 6,694
Ok Woody. Now get up front and bag while I fix this.
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Male 4,807
Awesome!!!!!
I love how it`s in GREEN!
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Male 4,745
I wonder if they can also spell "fired".
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Female 397
getting high before work should be mandatory for people with these sorts of jobs.
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Male 1,455
420 origin

Now I feel like smoking one...
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Male 2,700
Meh
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Male 39,525
I`m hoping someone else will ask what the "420" referance is so I don`t look old and out-of-touch.
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Male 541
at least its better than the soda display in my supermarket
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Male 20,825
Link: Never Let The Pot Head Out Of The Stockroom [Pic] [Rate Link] - They`ll push their message on you every time.
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