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Date: 07/30/10 10:04 AM

31 Responses to Most Honest Handmade Cardboard Sign Ever [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Link: Most Honest Handmade Cardboard Sign Ever - C`mon ladies, one of you have to bite.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Honest? IS he actually crippled. This would be a minor lie to get laid.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Dick in a box!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Sadly, the guy in the chair thinks id says "please respect that I am alternately-abled"
    Or something lame-o like that!
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    CrzyRatLady Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 30, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I`d tap that
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Oh sure, he`s all smiles till some meth head granny comes walking along.
    Then what`s he going to do? outrun her? I don`t think so.
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    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
    69 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Is he just now realizing he is crippled or is he soliciting for sex. This could go either way . . .
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:02 am
    he`ll be screwed when the tide comes
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I`m not sure it`s an invite to women
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:34 am
    It`s more like a FML type thing I bet.
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    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:41 am
    @CrzyRatLady:
    Congrats on your first post! I hope you became a member just to write that:)
    Sounds like a naughty girl...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Is that like:

    "drat me.... I`m crippled"

    or:

    "drat me! I`m crippled"
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    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:58 am
    The moment sex starts he starts gettin into it and screams, "It`s a miracle, You cured me!" Sympathy sex trap.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    he just realised he`s crippled
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    ImDero Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    I love that the first thing I noticed is that he`s hanging out with the drummer and lead guitarist of NOFX. The poo you see at a Warped Tour...
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    MarkmBha Male 50-59
    2 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Is he gay or straight?
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    "I love that the first thing I noticed is that he`s hanging out with the drummer and lead guitarist of NOFX. The poo you see at a Warped Tour..."

    This.
    Too bad Warped sucked this year, at least in Buffalo. The ONLY bands I wanted to see were NOFX, Anti-Flag, Streetlight Manifesto, and Less Than Jake, and none of them came to Buffalo, all just crappy screamo/scene bands.
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    meatdraw Male 30-39
    36 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    @DR_Sexy, that`s how I read it too...

    @ Riseagainst. those are the same bands that were at warped tour when I went... 13 years ago!
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    @ meatdraw

    Yeah, I wish it was still what it used to be, maybe then I`d have some interest in going. Every band there now is just another scene/emo band, save a select few.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    The moment sex starts he starts gettin into it and screams, "It`s a miracle, You cured me!" Sympathy sex trap.

    LOL sounds like it could happen that way
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    literal indeed!
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    jimistik82 Male 30-39
    75 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    it will work n1
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Toss him in a lake... Then he`d be F*cked for sure.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    I just re-watched the movie "Born on the 4th of July" Some (many) in a wheelchairs don`t really work down there because they are paralyzed.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    @pmarren - I just crapped myself. Thank you.
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    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 11:00 am
    "I just crapped myself. Thank you."

    dude i think you gotta work on your bowl control :S
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Do it out of pity
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    "F*** me, I`m crippled."

    "Okay, bend over."

    "Uh, that`s not what I meant."

    "Hey, don`t be a tease. Roll over and take it like a man!"

    "Wait! No! HELP!!!"
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:56 am
    "I just re-watched the movie "Born on the 4th of July" Some (many) in a wheelchairs don`t really work down there because they are paralyzed." - fivezones

    I am guessing his does. The sign would be pointless if it didn`t.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Wow. Not sure I see that working.

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