Most Honest Handmade Cardboard Sign Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

C"mon ladies, one of you have to bite.
There are 31 comments:
Male 6,694
Wow. Not sure I see that working.
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Female 447
"I just re-watched the movie "Born on the 4th of July" Some (many) in a wheelchairs don`t really work down there because they are paralyzed." - fivezones

I am guessing his does. The sign would be pointless if it didn`t.
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Male 15,832
"F*** me, I`m crippled."

"Okay, bend over."

"Uh, that`s not what I meant."

"Hey, don`t be a tease. Roll over and take it like a man!"

"Wait! No! HELP!!!"
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Male 415
Do it out of pity
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Male 250
"I just crapped myself. Thank you."

dude i think you gotta work on your bowl control :S
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Male 703
@pmarren - I just crapped myself. Thank you.
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Male 1,021
I just re-watched the movie "Born on the 4th of July" Some (many) in a wheelchairs don`t really work down there because they are paralyzed.
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Male 4,594
Toss him in a lake... Then he`d be F*cked for sure.
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Male 75
it will work n1
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Male 25,416
literal indeed!
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Male 15,510
[quote] The moment sex starts he starts gettin into it and screams, "It`s a miracle, You cured me!" Sympathy sex trap. [/quote]

LOL sounds like it could happen that way
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Male 394
@ meatdraw

Yeah, I wish it was still what it used to be, maybe then I`d have some interest in going. Every band there now is just another scene/emo band, save a select few.
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Male 36
@DR_Sexy, that`s how I read it too...

@ Riseagainst. those are the same bands that were at warped tour when I went... 13 years ago!
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Male 394
"I love that the first thing I noticed is that he`s hanging out with the drummer and lead guitarist of NOFX. The poo you see at a Warped Tour..."

This.
Too bad Warped sucked this year, at least in Buffalo. The ONLY bands I wanted to see were NOFX, Anti-Flag, Streetlight Manifesto, and Less Than Jake, and none of them came to Buffalo, all just crappy screamo/scene bands.
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Male 2
Is he gay or straight?
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Male 21
I love that the first thing I noticed is that he`s hanging out with the drummer and lead guitarist of NOFX. The poo you see at a Warped Tour...
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Male 1,596
he just realised he`s crippled
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Male 326
The moment sex starts he starts gettin into it and screams, "It`s a miracle, You cured me!" Sympathy sex trap.
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Male 6,737
Is that like:

"drat me.... I`m crippled"

or:

"drat me! I`m crippled"
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Male 118
@CrzyRatLady:
Congrats on your first post! I hope you became a member just to write that:)
Sounds like a naughty girl...
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Male 10,339
It`s more like a FML type thing I bet.
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Female 130
I`m not sure it`s an invite to women
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Male 2,005
he`ll be screwed when the tide comes
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Male 69
Is he just now realizing he is crippled or is he soliciting for sex. This could go either way . . .
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Female 1,386
Oh sure, he`s all smiles till some meth head granny comes walking along.
Then what`s he going to do? outrun her? I don`t think so.
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Female 1
I`d tap that
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Male 37,826
Sadly, the guy in the chair thinks id says "please respect that I am alternately-abled"
Or something lame-o like that!
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Male 5,190
Looks like the guy is about to bite LOL.
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Male 4,680
Dick in a box!
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Male 38,501
Honest? IS he actually crippled. This would be a minor lie to get laid.
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Male 20,194
Link: Most Honest Handmade Cardboard Sign Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - C`mon ladies, one of you have to bite.
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