Meanwhile, Back In America... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

America may have been eliminated from the World Cup, but we"re still #1 in other things... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Female 245
"I can`t really tell if he`s eating or puking"
He`s doing both. He`s like a fly, he does his digestion on the outside!
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Male 69
I can`t really tell if he`s eating or puking
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Male 44
hey, those are eating him! hey!
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Female 1,589
Is he eating...poutine?! :O
Disgrance to Canada`s food.
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Male 304
That guy in back has a sweet hat.
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Male 716
@PierreJeanFR

Nah, he`s just a spectator
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Male 5,194
>>Once on Discovery channel, these African guys, I think Ethiopian, were having this contest where everyone does nothing for an entire month, except lie around,

Basically, it`s the whole year. Every year. I heard women`s groups complaining about this, but I didn`t take it seriously until some guys I knew took a trip there and told me the same thing. The men get up in the morning, and go sit under a tree.
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Male 577
Dude, he`s at an eating contest, and I know for a fact that we are not the only country with eating contests.

Once on Discovery channel, these African guys, I think Ethiopian, were having this contest where everyone does nothing for an entire month, except lie around, drinking whole milk. Whoever gains the most weight, wins. A guy got diqualified, because his stomach ruptured.
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Male 1,360
eating contest it says in the back....
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Male 56
@Peveo4589
"That could be anywhere how do you know it is in the US?"

The guys shirt...
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Male 6
@Peveo4589: Why haven`t you heard? It`s the cool new (well last two/three years) thing to hate on America, because we are all fat lazy egomaniacs...

Another fine example of why IAM is so very slanted liberal.
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Male 977
I believe I just read of a place for a gentleman of this sort in a story called Dante`s Inferno.
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Female 264
IDK Y, but I think it would be awesome to engage a European in a good ol-fashioned American food fight. Then they might see that Americans actually ENJOY things that are fun. Like Australians! Only we`re more disgusting, somehow.
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Male 430
That could be anywhere how do you know it is in the US?
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Male 5,194
Eating poutine? That`s a canook, they`re the only ones that can stomach that siht.
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Male 670
douche bag! oh wait, its a contest? in THAT case... GO! GO! GO! YEEAAAA!!!!!
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Male 2,868
How can one picture so perfectly sum up an entire nation? Outstanding!
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Male 782

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Female 293
a1butcher,
this american wants some real poutine.
k thanks,
<<<<this girl
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Male 770
I knew there was trouble when I saw the chili cheese fries eating contest on ESPN. Sponsored by Alka Seltzer no less
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Female 250
Yaayyy.
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Male 325
ewe, i hate people like this
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Male 4,807
Thats how I picture every American.

and thats some gross looking poutine
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Male 2,549
*shrugs* Should`ve figured that someone already said some variation. (How is there four pages of comments on this pic!!??)
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Male 415
looks about right, well thats how i picture it anyway
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Male 2,549
Pountine; You`re eating it wrong. >.<
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Male 111
eats with his nose too??
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Male 124
@SmilinSam

Kinda. A little bigger.

Poutine - The Canadian Version
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Female 3,598
eww.. curds? gross i could get down on some gravy but curds? like curds in cottage cheese right?
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Female 460
@SmilinSam Poutine is actually canadian..it`s french fries with gravy and cheese curds.
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Female 1,077
he`s a fry zombie. just look at the blank stare.
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Female 3,598
what`s poutine?
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Male 124
@ Gerry1of1 / h0ax_d3m0n

"Thomas Jefferson invented the french fry"

Based on what I`ve researched, frying potato slices in oil dates back to 1680`s in BELGUIM.

Considering that Jefferson was born in 1743, that`s kinda doubtful that he actually invented it.

That would be like saying that the Italians invented pasta when actually the Chinese did.

So let`s be fair...invention and cultural marketing made it what it is...The US (Jefferson) pushed the idea.

The origins of food seems kinda tough to narrow down.
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Female 4
Should have put a warning on this. I gagged.
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Male 2,510
[quote]Thomas Jefferson invented the french fry[/quote]

You mean it took one of the world`s greatest inventors to come up with....thinly cut potatoes?

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Male 1,625
Forks: You`re doing it wrong.
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Male 124
@inaria
":O Looks like poutine! What`s that doing in America?"

That is the only weapon of mass destruction us Canadians have again the "US Machine". We tried sending Celine Dion and Justin Bieber....it only made them more irritable.

Poutine is our last stand. :)
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Female 1,515
:O Looks like poutine! What`s that doing in America?
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Male 37,888
Thomas Jefferson invented the french fry



just a little trivia from the junk yard that is my mind
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Male 180
God Bless America!
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Female 32
The fries aren`t nasty, the guy is!
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Male 1,164
"Chili and cheese covered fries look NASTY!? You`re nuts man, totally nuts."

Sir, that is clearly poutine your American ambassador is eating. You can tell he likes it.
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Male 23
is he watchin soccer
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Male 25,416
Appropriately om nom nom nom!
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Female 446
facepalm
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Male 69
"That just looks nasty."

Chili and cheese covered fries look NASTY!? You`re nuts man, totally nuts.
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Male 124
@Septemberex
"Isn`t that a canadian eating contest?"

No...Canadian`s don`t wear the USA colours. Trust me on that one.
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Male 4,014
I cannot even begin to tell you how offended I get by American Flag Apparel. Just LOOK!




My grandfather bombed Japs for THIS????
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Male 334
uuhhh
yeah it could be a canadian eating contest
and uuhhh
he could be an american contestant in that canadian eating contest...
and uhh huh huh shut up beavisss!
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Female 646
Isn`t that a canadian eating contest?
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Male 1,357
lmfao oh america
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Male 670
mmmm poutine
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Male 12,138
Is that poutine? Which is... Canadian. Weird.
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Male 877
eating competitions are another way of saying...we have too much food as are food fights, but fod fights are more enteraining
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Male 4,014
"BUT! we`re not #1 in that either. We always get beat by some small Asian person."

"Yeah I`m pretty sure Japan has us beat in food eating competitions."

NOPE.

American Joey Chestnut is the Three Time Reigning Champion of the Nathan`s Hot Dog Eating Contest, having beaten Japan`s Kobayashi three years in a row, and is ranked FIRST in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating.

So even the Japanese, what with their high-tech, streamlined, robotic eating machine that is Kobayashi, haven`t figured out how to beat the 218 pound, 6 foot tall American Joey Chestnut in recent years.

Even his name - Joey Chestnut - SCREAMS USA USA USA
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Male 214
thats disgusting...
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Male 701
Yeah I`m pretty sure Japan has us beat in food eating competitions.
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Female 2,352
This is how we eat in `Merica!

F*ck yeah.
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Male 1,371
This guy is Om-nom-nom tastic.
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Female 4,447
Food eating competitions are just gross. BUT! we`re not #1 in that either. We always get beat by some small Asian person.
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Male 447
That`s a Brooklyn Dodgers hat, fyi. Since I know how much our European friends wanted to know.
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Female 2,927
dude ewww
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Male 1,043
no he was about to throw that. So he got it up. And than he saw some1 take a pic and he`s like
poo
and eats poo:D
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Female 179
This is what makes me not want to be an American..
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Male 606
jerry gotta agree with that disrespecting the flag..it really pisses me off........."#1 at being a bunch of fat stuck up unlikeable pricks. go america."......sounds like some one holds a grudge, it`s funny to me how ppl in other countries talk so much shyt on USA, and the ppl in USA could give a fcuk about those other countries......so just hate and watch US b/c obviously ur bored!
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Male 141
How `bout them Red Sox?
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Male 4,014
"#1 at being a bunch of fat stuck up unlikeable pricks. go america."

Sounds like someone is JEALLLLOUS! Oh, and also #1 militarily and economically, but hey, someone has to be the best.
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Female 1
@goaliejerry lols. Wow, never knew x_x
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Female 121
#1 at being a bunch of fat stuck up unlikeable pricks. go america.
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Male 4,014
I just noticed that it clearly says "EATING CONTEST" behind him, so come on, HE`S AN ATHLETE.
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Male 4,014
I LOVE the irony that people who LOVE the USA and LOVE their USA shirts are BEING DISRESPECTFUL OF THE FLAG.

Federal Law says:

"No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America;

(d) The flag should NEVER be used as wearing apparel...

(i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard.

(j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform."

36 U.S.C. Sec. 176 (2006).

Now how many American Flag Napkins do you think will be used by patriotic (and disrespectful) rednecks to wipe mustard off of their American Flag T-Shirts they will wear this weekend to honor this country`s glorious history????
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Male 1,299
It looks like he`s vomiting fries into a cardboard bucket.
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Male 1,958
USA USA USA!!!
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Male 1,584
America! Drat yeah!
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Male 269
Woah, disgusting.
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Male 3,842
[quote]Oh come on! Does he have to have a Boston cap on! Get that thing off your head! You`re embarrasing us![/quote]

@ElSombrero and techgeek07

You are the one who should be embarrassed that you don`t recognize a BROOKLYN DODGERS hat
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Male 2,593
Elsombrero,
I agree man. He`s giving Boston a bad name. The fries do look good though
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Male 4,014
Brings a tear to my eye *sniffle*. Its so beautiful!
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Male 3,842
[quote]I`m pretty sure the Japanese have taken the competitive eating title from us as well[/quote]

Wrong, Joey Chestnut has defeated Takeru Kobayashi three years in a row at the Nathan`s Hot Dog Eating Championship. Of course, Kobayashi had won six years in a row before that.
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Male 14,330
Look more like poutine than chilli cheese. It dosen`t look good but it tastes great.
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Female 1,043
ew O_O
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Female 31
@ DIETY: My sincerest apologies for talking badly about what is apparantly some sort of culinary delicacy. I feel so bad for undermining something of such exquisite taste and class.
But come on, it looks like poo, right? Be honest now ;-)
And no, I don`t really know the stuff, and I`m not that sure I care to get to know it much... What`s in it anyway? Besides fries?
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Male 1,129
nice
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Male 5,314
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*KKKKK YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Male 247
This is clearly an eating contest, it says so on the banner behind his head. And...
Caption Fail. I`m pretty sure the Japanese have taken the competitive eating title from us as well :-)
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Female 798
"America may have been eliminated from the World Cup, but we`re still #1 in other things... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

Perhaps we should first see if Kobayashi doesn`t beat us in the Nathan hot dog eating competition before we keep that title. Damn Japanese
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Male 229
The United States was eliminated from the world cup... not America.
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Male 716
Oh come on! Does he have to have a Boston cap on!

Get that thing off your head! You`re embarrasing us!
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Male 1,678
It looks like its the second time he`s ate that same meal
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Female 317
hope you got a napkin to go with that. I love how it says "eating" behind his head.
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Male 196
@PantaRhei

I`m assuming that was a joke, and it was not funny. These fires appear to be chilli & cheese fries, and they are drating delicious.
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Male 84
Being jack diesel and rich
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Male 3,915
mother of god that looks disgusting...
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Female 1,534
this reminds me of the guy that was standing up and headbanging to breaking benjamin while still eating his fries....it was pretty sad to see
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Male 535
Almost makes me ashamed to be a bosox fan....Take that hat off you chili fries eating zombie!
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Female 31
What the hell is that? Fries with diarrhea and mucus?
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Male 2,700
God I hope that is an eating contest, cause if he just standing on the street....Dude someone give him back his helmet and clall his wife Bleh
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Female 117
@otku... out?
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Male 6,694
Chili frys are the bomb !
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Male 230
he inda loos like a zombie to me for some reason?
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Male 9,306
"No idea what he`s eating though... "

Chili fries. No question about it.
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Male 583
poutine :D
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Male 15
Looks like an eating contest. No idea what he`s eating though...
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Male 2,893
Not everyone in America is that low.
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Male 107
is it going in?...
or going out?
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Male 1,067
That is horrendous.
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Female 21
*vomit*
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Male 19,835
Link: Meanwhile, Back In America... [Pic] [Rate Link] - America may have been eliminated from the World Cup, but we`re still #1 in other things... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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