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Date: 07/17/10 12:04 PM

39 Responses to Looks Like Jesus Is Taking Payment Plans [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Link: Looks Like Jesus Is Taking Payment Plans - Another sign of a sagging economy? (Somehow, Obama is behind this. Everything is Obama`s fault now.)
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    For lease? The way christians `raise money` I figured he was their main SELLER.
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I wanna know the last word :(
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Its either LORD or my homeboy
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    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Hahaha, TheTumor.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    does he do children`s parties?
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Dr_Sexy - No, but the Catholics might make an appearance. Do you really want that for little Johnny? Some priest asking him to "Blow out this candle, little boy."?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I smell a religious flamewar coming!
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    spacemermaid Female 18-29
    84 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Hahaha I live right near there.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    says LORD I think
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Poor Jesus. IF only he`d told me that he was having money trouble, I would totally have helped him out. I would even have forgotten about the 10 bucks he owed me.
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    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    any Catholic or ex-Catholic already knows he`s for lease. thats the point of the church. and let me tell you boys, Salvation ain`t cheap.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    oh jesus... you can always be a lot lizard
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Oh dear...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    So many people will be in first :)
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Even Jesus has been hit by the bad economy... Time to go down to Home Depot with the rest of the Mexicans... O.O

    C whut I did thar????
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    "I want to get on my knees and start pleasing Jes-usss! I wanna feel his salva-a-tion, all over my face!"

    -Cartman in "Christian Rock Hard"
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    Maps Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    "Somehow, Obama is behind this. Everything is Obama`s fault now.)"

    Don`t even try to pull this bullpoo after all the crap that Bush got. Wannabe intellectual leftists used him as a scapegoat from 2004-2008.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    First off, welcome to the IAB elite Maps....

    Second, Bush was the `scapegoat` because he was responsible for the worst 8 year stretch the country had seen in decades... Now I`m not one to place blame on the president for the way things get messed up, since Congress is more responsible for the disaster than they are, but Bush destroyed in his 8 years what Clinton spent HIS 8 years repairing of BUSH SR`s mess...
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    kdougan1 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Well it might have been Obama`s fault if this was in America. However, that is a number from S. Africa. Somehow I doubt this has anything to do with Obama.
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Taylor, You do know that scapegoat means someone who has taken the blame for something he didn`t do right?
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    I`m aware of the definition, monsterzero, thank you. I put it in ticks because I was responding to someone else calling him a scapegoat when he WAS in fact responsible, albeit not solely...
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Truman (Mr. The Buck Stops Here) would have manned-up and said "Yep. It is always my fault. I`m in charge and when things go wrong I should be blamed." That`s what every president should say. But, it`s a point the finger and blame society we`re living in rather than a take responsibility and fix it society.
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    Ahahahaha
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    > monsterzero
    > Taylor, You do know that scapegoat means someone who has taken the blame for something he didn`t do right?

    Not willingly though. Its Old Testament; the people would gather together and confess their sins to a goat, `putting` their sins onto the goat, then the priests would let it escape into the wilderness, carrying all the sins away with it. The escape-goat became our word `scapegoat`.

    And you thought I was just a pretty face.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Lionhart2... You win...


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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    They must of done that on purpose. For that reason I applaud them.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    ha, nice.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    Those cookies look kinda good...
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    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Dear 6 pound 8 oz. Baby Jesus.
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 2:12 am
    I think it`s called tithing.
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    Church Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 3:38 am
    hahahaha thats actually a shed in New Zealand. and i know cause i live like 15 mins away from it lol.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    "I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin` lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and Im in the front row, and Im hammered drunk"

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    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    Things have been going pretty rough for Jesus economically ever since the bank practically crucified him.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:37 am
    XD
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Woops.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I bet all the people asking Jesus` help with the economy are to blame for this.

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