Looks Like Jesus Is Taking Payment Plans [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Another sign of a sagging economy? (Somehow, Obama is behind this. Everything is Obama"s fault now.)
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Male 541
For those stubborn to go to church... now you can just buy Jesus with a low monthly fee.
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Female 1,623
I bet all the people asking Jesus` help with the economy are to blame for this.
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Male 6,694
Woops.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 105
Things have been going pretty rough for Jesus economically ever since the bank practically crucified him.
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Male 648
"I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin` lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and Im in the front row, and Im hammered drunk"

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Male 3
hahahaha thats actually a shed in New Zealand. and i know cause i live like 15 mins away from it lol.
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Male 178
I think it`s called tithing.
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Male 333
Dear 6 pound 8 oz. Baby Jesus.
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Female 3,828
Those cookies look kinda good...
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Male 5,190
Ahahaha. Nice. Niiiccee.
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Female 9,400
ha, nice.
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Male 1,371
They must of done that on purpose. For that reason I applaud them.
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Male 2,688
Lionhart2... You win...


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Male 8,302
> monsterzero
> Taylor, You do know that scapegoat means someone who has taken the blame for something he didn`t do right?

Not willingly though. Its Old Testament; the people would gather together and confess their sins to a goat, `putting` their sins onto the goat, then the priests would let it escape into the wilderness, carrying all the sins away with it. The escape-goat became our word `scapegoat`.

And you thought I was just a pretty face.
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Female 676
Ahahahaha
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Male 3,756
Truman (Mr. The Buck Stops Here) would have manned-up and said "Yep. It is always my fault. I`m in charge and when things go wrong I should be blamed." That`s what every president should say. But, it`s a point the finger and blame society we`re living in rather than a take responsibility and fix it society.
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Male 2,688
I`m aware of the definition, monsterzero, thank you. I put it in ticks because I was responding to someone else calling him a scapegoat when he WAS in fact responsible, albeit not solely...
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Male 358
Taylor, You do know that scapegoat means someone who has taken the blame for something he didn`t do right?
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Female 17
Well it might have been Obama`s fault if this was in America. However, that is a number from S. Africa. Somehow I doubt this has anything to do with Obama.
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Male 2,688
First off, welcome to the IAB elite Maps....

Second, Bush was the `scapegoat` because he was responsible for the worst 8 year stretch the country had seen in decades... Now I`m not one to place blame on the president for the way things get messed up, since Congress is more responsible for the disaster than they are, but Bush destroyed in his 8 years what Clinton spent HIS 8 years repairing of BUSH SR`s mess...
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Male 51
"Somehow, Obama is behind this. Everything is Obama`s fault now.)"

Don`t even try to pull this bullpoo after all the crap that Bush got. Wannabe intellectual leftists used him as a scapegoat from 2004-2008.
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Male 4,014
"I want to get on my knees and start pleasing Jes-usss! I wanna feel his salva-a-tion, all over my face!"

-Cartman in "Christian Rock Hard"
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Male 2,688
Even Jesus has been hit by the bad economy... Time to go down to Home Depot with the rest of the Mexicans... O.O

C whut I did thar????
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Male 25,416
So many people will be in first :)
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Male 10,845
Oh dear...
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Male 503
oh jesus... you can always be a lot lizard
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Male 189
any Catholic or ex-Catholic already knows he`s for lease. thats the point of the church. and let me tell you boys, Salvation ain`t cheap.
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Female 1,963
Poor Jesus. IF only he`d told me that he was having money trouble, I would totally have helped him out. I would even have forgotten about the 10 bucks he owed me.
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Male 2,690
says LORD I think
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Female 84
Hahaha I live right near there.
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Male 4,680
I smell a religious flamewar coming!
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Male 552
Dr_Sexy - No, but the Catholics might make an appearance. Do you really want that for little Johnny? Some priest asking him to "Blow out this candle, little boy."?
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Male 1,596
does he do children`s parties?
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Female 58
Hahaha, TheTumor.
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Male 721
Its either LORD or my homeboy
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Male 721
I wanna know the last word :(
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Male 552
For lease? The way christians `raise money` I figured he was their main SELLER.
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Male 19,840
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