Look Out Trojan, Durex... Here Comes Mr. J`s [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

That question mark in this sign really worries us...
There are 55 comments:
Male 148
20 years garuntee????
lolwhut
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Male 1,299
RoboPatton is king.
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Male 7
would that one you get for free be a baby?
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Male 678
elbat, I`d think an 18-29 year old woman would be able to spell "disgusting" by now. Is this sad or hilarious? I can`t decide.
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Male 177
wonder if they`re sheep skin...
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Male 1,371
Free? So you MIGHT get one?
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Male 2,424
"you can use the same condoms for 20 years. is that awesome or discusting, I can`t decide"

No, it means if you sire a child, and he makes it to the age of 20, the guarantee goes into effect.
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Male 2,005
does it mean that the 2nd one might break and wouldn`t be that "free" after
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Female 188
you can use the same condoms for 20 years. is that awesome or discusting, I can`t decide
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Male 2,159
I like that they added an air of mystery to their ad.

"Get one...... free?" - It makes me want to tune in next week to see if you do get one free.
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Male 519
>_< why would someone buy home made condoms, what are they made out of, and wtf is wrong with this guy !?
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Male 3,482
[quote]I`m in a glass case of emotion![/quote]


Sorry... Had to post it.
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Male 101
Free? what exactly does that mean?
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Female 28
IM SCARED....O_o
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Male 296
I`m in a glass case of emotion!
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Male 34
20 years guarantee... ??? Wha?!
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Female 223
O_O Knitted? god say it is knitted otherwise it is molded after Mr. J
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Male 648
I`m Ron Burgandy?
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Female 1,593
I thought they came in packs of 3, 8, 12 and 20? D:
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Male 2,748
this poster worries me to no end
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Male 2,688
Why the question mark?????
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Female 245
ew... home made... not a good idea for condoms!
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Female 1,515
lol buy 10 get one...free?
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Male 569
....good one, suzy.
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Male 163
actually, if you want to make your own, go to
www.smooth-on.com, go to life casting and read about the product called " body double" it`s a silicone rubber that is safe to use on your skin.
Like algenate, only re-usable for mold making.
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Male 15,510
And they still wonder why the pregnancy rate keeps increasing day by day in there
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Male 10,845
I smell potential lawsuits.
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Female 8
Wow, where do I get these for my husbands and me?? I need more than I can get!! I need protection, so I don`t have my 21st baby! LOL j/k! I`m only married to one person... Geesh, Just fooling around, but isn`t Mr. J also?
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Male 247
hmmm... maybe a really thick one is a good idea. You could make it a little oversize, so there`s room to slip around a little inside (don`t forget the lube). It would actually be reusable, and the added thickness might be a benefit for your partner...
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Male 2,345
"I test each one myself to ensure it work for you!"
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Male 247
Corydoras87 - That actually is a good idea, now all you need is the financing and the manufacturing experience to pull it off. It`s not as simple as dipping it into latex, that would give you a condom as thick as a costume mask. Making them thin enough for sensitivity and still durable and leak-proof is a little trickier...
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Female 106
Yes, get one baby free.
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Male 808
Is the ad beside a testimonial? Who knows what it says?
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Male 222
Who do you trust more? A professional dedicated to their treade? Or a factory worker who thinks they are funny by poking holes in them?
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Male 642
zmeace, because you didn`t use one?
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Male 807
why the question mark at the end
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Male 642
Doobiejs that actually is a very legitimate mathod of producing condoms.

You make a mold or something from your own weiner and poof you got a lot of condoms that actually fit you and are designed for your individual shape.. it`s awesome!

My business idea: someone orders personalized condoms from me, I send him a "kit" to make a mold of his weiner with instructions etc. I use that mold, make a model and dip it into latex and make him like 100 condoms perfectly fitting for his conditions. REMEMBER! I posted it here first.. nobody steal my idea!
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Female 173
what the heck is the 20 year guarantee for? are u supposed to use just one for 20 years?
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Female 3,574
Home... made... condoms?

Now I`ve seen everything.
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Male 25,416
home made, great way to beat the system, each condom is tried and tested be mr j!
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Female 1,043
home made...?o.o
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Female 9,401
Free condoms? I`m sold!
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Female 150
I`m more curious as to what you`re getting one of free. Sounds like a screaming infant to me.
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Female 56
it looks like another case of Engrish translation.
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Male 1,053
20 year guarantee - if it breaks, they pick up the child support payments!
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Female 2,352
Hhmm home made?

Sounds totally legit.
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Male 4,867
"I`m also curious: "Home Made" from what?"

never heard of recycling?
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Male 37,888
a 20 year guarantee?

So, what? You wash it and re-use?
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Male 263
Home made does not sound safe at all.
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Male 355
home made condoms. cant you just dip it into latex? j/k
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Female 1,181
homemade condoms sounds really safe and i think is a good idea. anyone know where i can find the recipe?
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Male 5,558
I understand your issue with the question mark. Personally, I`m kind of grossed out by the 20 year guarantee! I`m also curious: "Home Made" from what?
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Male 181
OK, I`ll ask...

*What* is guaranteed for 20 years?
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Male 6,694
Mr. J is the man ya`ll !
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Male 19,840
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