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Date: 07/12/10 11:04 AM

55 Responses to Look Out Trojan, Durex… Here Comes Mr. J`s [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Link: Look Out Trojan, Durex... Here Comes Mr. J`s - That question mark in this sign really worries us...
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Mr. J is the man ya`ll !
  3. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:10 am
    OK, I`ll ask...

    *What* is guaranteed for 20 years?
  4. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I understand your issue with the question mark. Personally, I`m kind of grossed out by the 20 year guarantee! I`m also curious: "Home Made" from what?
  5. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:14 am
    homemade condoms sounds really safe and i think is a good idea. anyone know where i can find the recipe?
  6. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:14 am
    home made condoms. cant you just dip it into latex? j/k
  7. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Home made does not sound safe at all.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:20 am
    a 20 year guarantee?

    So, what? You wash it and re-use?
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:28 am
    "I`m also curious: "Home Made" from what?"

    never heard of recycling?
  10. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Hhmm home made?

    Sounds totally legit.
  11. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:30 am
    20 year guarantee - if it breaks, they pick up the child support payments!
  12. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:31 am
    it looks like another case of Engrish translation.
  13. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I`m more curious as to what you`re getting one of free. Sounds like a screaming infant to me.
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Free condoms? I`m sold!
  15. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    home made...?o.o
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    home made, great way to beat the system, each condom is tried and tested be mr j!
  17. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Home... made... condoms?

    Now I`ve seen everything.
  18. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    what the heck is the 20 year guarantee for? are u supposed to use just one for 20 years?
  19. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Doobiejs that actually is a very legitimate mathod of producing condoms.

    You make a mold or something from your own weiner and poof you got a lot of condoms that actually fit you and are designed for your individual shape.. it`s awesome!

    My business idea: someone orders personalized condoms from me, I send him a "kit" to make a mold of his weiner with instructions etc. I use that mold, make a model and dip it into latex and make him like 100 condoms perfectly fitting for his conditions. REMEMBER! I posted it here first.. nobody steal my idea!
  20. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    why the question mark at the end
  21. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    zmeace, because you didn`t use one?
  22. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Who do you trust more? A professional dedicated to their treade? Or a factory worker who thinks they are funny by poking holes in them?
  23. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Is the ad beside a testimonial? Who knows what it says?
  24. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Yes, get one baby free.
  25. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Corydoras87 - That actually is a good idea, now all you need is the financing and the manufacturing experience to pull it off. It`s not as simple as dipping it into latex, that would give you a condom as thick as a costume mask. Making them thin enough for sensitivity and still durable and leak-proof is a little trickier...
  26. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    "I test each one myself to ensure it work for you!"
  27. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    hmmm... maybe a really thick one is a good idea. You could make it a little oversize, so there`s room to slip around a little inside (don`t forget the lube). It would actually be reusable, and the added thickness might be a benefit for your partner...
  28. Profile photo of Suzy1963
    Suzy1963 Female 40-49
    8 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Wow, where do I get these for my husbands and me?? I need more than I can get!! I need protection, so I don`t have my 21st baby! LOL j/k! I`m only married to one person... Geesh, Just fooling around, but isn`t Mr. J also?
  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    I smell potential lawsuits.
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    And they still wonder why the pregnancy rate keeps increasing day by day in there
  31. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    actually, if you want to make your own, go to
    www.smooth-on.com, go to life casting and read about the product called " body double" it`s a silicone rubber that is safe to use on your skin.
    Like algenate, only re-usable for mold making.
  32. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    ....good one, suzy.
  33. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    lol buy 10 get one...free?
  34. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    ew... home made... not a good idea for condoms!
  35. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Why the question mark?????
  36. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    this poster worries me to no end
  37. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    I thought they came in packs of 3, 8, 12 and 20? D:
  38. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    I`m Ron Burgandy?
  39. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    O_O Knitted? god say it is knitted otherwise it is molded after Mr. J
  40. Profile photo of SeeSpotRun
    SeeSpotRun Male 30-39
    34 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    20 years guarantee... ??? Wha?!
  41. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I`m in a glass case of emotion!
  42. Profile photo of band
    band Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    IM SCARED....O_o
  43. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Free? what exactly does that mean?
  44. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    I`m in a glass case of emotion!


    Sorry... Had to post it.
  45. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 7:02 am
    >_< why would someone buy home made condoms, what are they made out of, and wtf is wrong with this guy !?
  46. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I like that they added an air of mystery to their ad.

    "Get one...... free?" - It makes me want to tune in next week to see if you do get one free.
  47. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:20 am
    you can use the same condoms for 20 years. is that awesome or discusting, I can`t decide
  48. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:35 am
    does it mean that the 2nd one might break and wouldn`t be that "free" after
  49. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    "you can use the same condoms for 20 years. is that awesome or discusting, I can`t decide"

    No, it means if you sire a child, and he makes it to the age of 20, the guarantee goes into effect.
  50. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Free? So you MIGHT get one?
  51. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    wonder if they`re sheep skin...
  52. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    elbat, I`d think an 18-29 year old woman would be able to spell "disgusting" by now. Is this sad or hilarious? I can`t decide.
  53. Profile photo of querty11
    querty11 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 5:24 am
    would that one you get for free be a baby?
  54. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:19 am
    RoboPatton is king.
  55. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:30 am
    20 years garuntee????
    lolwhut

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