Look On The Bright Side...

Submitted by: xlnc14 6 years ago in Funny

Jobs and Gates discuss jailbreaking.
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Male 1,351
Excellent, but I still prefer the four-panel ones IAb occasionally posts. The poses seemed forced for this one.
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Male 2,868
Yeah, the ipod headphones are crap. But that`s been true of the headphones that came with every walkman or discman I ever bought, too. And I used to have a SWEET Sony sport walkman (one of the yellow ones with grey rubber bumpers built in and a latch to help keep the tape door from popping open under stress...ah nostalgia. I wonder if there`s an ipod app to add tape hiss...
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Male 2,592
I didn`t want to taint my house with an apple product, till someone got me a skinny ass 8gb ipod with a screen as big as my cell phone`s to replace my RCA 2gb piece of junk.. i must say.. i`m diggin this thing. the headphones are junk though, i`ve blown both speakers in them in no time at all. also when i shuffle songs it still seems to want to play the same ones over and over. i`ll hear the same song 10x a day, and others maybe once.. a month.. and those songs that play repeatedly when you shuffle seem to be more "popular-ish" songs so there could be something fishy going on inside my ipod
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Male 6,694
Oh the money.
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Male 487
"Number one past time of apple haters: boosting their status by showing off just how much they hate apple. Same goes for MS haters, for that matter."

That goes for haters of everything... Some people can`t grasp the notion that others may find their needs are satisfied by products other than the ones they use.

You like something? great, STFU about it already.
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Male 2,868
"ipod is just too god damned expensive for file space you will most likely never fill up"

Maybe the iPod classic or iPod touch- I agree with you there. But I love the nano, and the 16-bit nano is comparable in price to the 16gb Zune and cheaper than the 16gb Sony walkman. AND IT`S FREAKIN TINY!! I don`t see the point in having more than 2000 songs on me at any one time. It`s not like it`s difficult to connect to my computer and change things up.

I have no desire for an iPhone, or an iPad, or any of their other gadgets. I still have a motorola flip phone (not even a razr) that`s been beat to hell over the past four years- and it`s still ticking, though I`ll probably get an android based phone when it dies.
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Female 654
yes but my zune and VU are still working, after being dropped, rained on and having more than an atrocious amount of content downloaded on it. The i-phone shatters if you look at it the wrong way, and the ipod is just too god damned expensive for file space you will most likely never fill up. you dont need a camera and microphone or an app to show us all the poinless amounts of cash your wasting just because it makes you look so cool...it is a status thing.

but windows 7 is good. i think vista was just a prototype, and no normal computer user could find its faults anyways.
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Male 3,310
Yeah, hacking your way out of a confining jail. Where you are not free to use your purchased hardware as you see fit. If the iPhone is now seen as a jail for application developers or users, it has a really really bad connotation.
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Male 722
thelonious - jailbreaking an ipod touch or iphone is like hacking it. It has nothing to do with referring to the iphone as something bad.
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Male 2,868
"The only reason people buy apple products is for the brand name. What is the difference between a standard Ipod and an mp3 player? Nothing. They both do the same thing yet the Ipod is more expensive and more popular. It`s a status thing."

I have an iPod nano 16gb- status has nothing to do with it. I cannot find an mp3 player with as much storage space and as low-profile that costs less money. The sony X-Series Walkman has 16gb and a touch screen, but it`s thicker and costs more. The Zune HD 16GB costs about the same amount, and doesn`t have a camera or mic (the mic comes in handy for recording lectures, since the built-in mic on my laptop sucks). Plus I like the iPod interface. And the nano is freakin TINY. I still wouldn`t buy a macbook, because they are insanely expensive, and I like Win7.

Number one past time of apple haters: boosting their status by showing off just how much they hate apple. Same goes for MS haters, for that matter.
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Male 3,310
So iPhone is now commonly referred to as a "jail"? No thank you.
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Male 134
" WHY the hell people would line up for hours to get "

I`ve wondered that for a lot of years about a lot of things and you just have to accept that most people are just zombie consumers
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Male 4,004
" The only one freaking out about anything is you."

Actually, re-read it, but imagine I`m talking sarcastically. I wasn`t "freaking out" as I wrote it =/

"It`s the sign of your generation: ingrates."

I`m an ingrate for not being impressed by a phone? I`m just pointing out that other than make phone calls, and text people, everything else the iPhone does is mere gadgetry. So it`s touch screen capable, internet capabble and there are thousands of apps, I guess it`s a phone that is capable of a lot, but I have no understanding of WHY the hell people would line up for hours to get their hands on a new iPhone, if they already have an iPhone that already does 99% of the crap the new one does.
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Male 418
It would only be better if an Android phone was laughing in the background while it was consuming desserts.
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Male 142
The best part is jail-breaking is reversible. So this hardly matters.
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Male 2,436
I don`t know what this means, and I don`t care.
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Male 1,220
It`s that last picture that does it, whoever took it has my thanks.
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Male 5,190
"Does Jobs ever change his clothes?"

I thought I saw somewhere he has multiple sets of those.
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Female 1,006
I love this meme so hard.
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Male 2,229
when traveling, a cell phone the is jail broken is required. Roaming is for amateurs.
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Male 12,365
Apple are no worse than other fashion companies.
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Male 207
The only reason people buy apple products is for the brand name. What is the difference between a standard Ipod and an mp3 player? Nothing. They both do the same thing yet the Ipod is more expensive and more popular. It`s a status thing.
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Male 25,416
lolz!
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Male 428
Rikakitty, I think over half of IAB did.
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Female 1,677
Batmanners relax. I own two (TWO OMG) Apple products, and somehow have retained a personality. Shocking I know. What`s the difference between these things- laptops are laptops, you have your preferences, I have mine. The only one freaking out about anything is you.
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Female 56
rikakitty, no, you`re not.
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Male 4,680
"And if you don`t understand why Apple is so `hip`, maybe you`re blind to its clean design, consistent functionality, convenience on the go, and dependability. "
Sounds like my Netbook PC.
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Male 97
not a fanboy just like my touch, now legaly jailbroken!
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Female 683
"Oh Bill, thanks for coming so quickly."


... am I the only on who- oh, nevermind.
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Female 674
"his "meh" products"

Products that are `meh` to you are godly to a lot of us. We, for one, respect and understand that this sort of technology wasn`t even alive a couple of decades ago, let alone convenient!
It`s the sign of your generation: ingrates.

And if you don`t understand why Apple is so `hip`, maybe you`re blind to its clean design, consistent functionality, convenience on the go, and dependability.
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Male 4,004
And I consider fanboy : anyone with an iPhone, iTouch, iPad, iLaptop.

This Steve Jobs dude looks like the ultimate in jackassery, in pic and in vid. He talks absolute greatness about his "meh" products. I don`t get why Apple is considered "hip" now. It`s just more douchebagginess for all these Starbucks pseudo-intellectuals who can`t think for themselves...I don`t know... I like having a personality, and I feel being an Apple-slave-zombie-drone-sheep MIGHT, just MIGHT take that away.
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Male 4,004
Jailbreaking? I can`t believe that`s the term/word they use for it. I had never heard it before....thanks google.

If I am a noob for not knowing that term, it`s because I am not a douchey Apple fanboy like most people. Apple has never released ANYTHING I think is something I would want, other than the iPod (it`s the only really good MP3 player), which I refused to buy, so I got one for Christmas.

And I still get mad at iTunes for being such a &@$%&* to get to do what I want it to do.

God damn Apple crap.
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Male 2,688
And the meme continues.....
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Male 605
@ jumbocookie. Yes, but in all seriousness, he apparently has like over 100 pairs of black jumpers and trousers.
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Male 592
or you know... if the IPod breaks you just use factory reset and then get your warranty back :3
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Male 178
This one was meh :/
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Female 3,727
Hahaha!
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Male 1,244
Does Jobs ever change his clothes?
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Male 600
these comics are pretty funny. is there a website where they have daily postings or something?
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Male 4,431
God, I do so love that last pic (and no, I don`t care if it`s shopped or not); it`s priceless!
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Male 165
Link: Look On The Bright Side... [Rate Link] - Jobs and Gates discuss jailbreaking.
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