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Date: 07/26/10 10:03 AM

42 Responses to Loch Ness Monster Finally Explained

  1. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 24, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Link: Loch Ness Monster Finally Explained - It turns out it WAS a hoax - just not who you thought.
  2. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Still bored...I don`t see why this crap gets on here.
  3. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Double toast, we need a voting system.
  4. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Damn Elephants. Always hoaxing the world.
  5. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Nice one Lionhart!
  6. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 10:18 am
    lol
  7. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Tricksy elephants.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Elephants running amuck in Scotland - big problem there eh? (lolz!)
  9. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:32 am
    This is actually more true than you`d think. One of the theories going round is that Loch Ness Monster sightings are just people mis-identifying swimming elephants (as in circus elephants being allowed to relax in between shows by swimming in the loch). Doesn`t really explain why the sightings appear year round but hey.

    Personally I think it`s people seeing dolphins or seals and assuming that it`s a monster.
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:33 am
    And just found a source to prove I`m not making this up. Too lazy to redo my post to fit it in though.
  11. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 10:38 am
    haha i`m slightly amused
  12. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:49 am
    `Watch out for the coral you bafoon!`...elephants have been a f u c k i n` liability around the shores and in Lough Ness for 700years...time somebody put a stop to this nonsense...
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Personally I think it`s people seeing dolphins or seals and assuming that it`s a monster.
    Dude, it`s a freshwater loch with no connection to the ocean...
  14. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:03 am
    I KNEW IT!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Elephants like a good joke just as much as the next guy.
  16. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Not even sure if circus "phants can explain it. Not too confident on the elephants abaility to see and swim in the loc due to the extreme currents and nearly bllack water. It is the whole reason people have not been able to prove or disprove the monster.

    Personally I think as humans we should stop the hunt. If it is ever proved real how long before some jerkoff decideds they havent killed a (w/e it is) before and wants the damn thing. Or a scientist wants to study it. Or it kills someone and it must be euthinized for "public saftey". Just leave the damn thing alone already. Go hunt for bigfoot. Ive heard hairlyy hobos are popular this time of year.
  17. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:50 am

  18. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Actually, it was revealed several years ago that the infamous photograph of the alleged serpent`s head was in fact a photo of an elephant underwater, using its trunk for breathing. I`m not sure what the elephant was doing there, but it did have something to do with a circus, crazy as it may sound. It was quite easy to unveil, unlike stuff like Ogopogo or Franny.
  19. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Sorry gorgack, for posting what you apparently already posted.
  20. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
    "Dude, it`s a freshwater loch with no connection to the ocean... "

    There are species of dolphins and seals that live in freshwater.
  21. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    I always dreamed my last name was Ness. My wife would ask me on the way out the driveway:

    - Did you lock, Ness?

    Mmmmmm....
  22. Profile photo of SunThunder
    SunThunder Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    More like the Lake Champlain monster.
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Take that conspirationists
  24. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Not even sure if circus "phants can explain it. Not too confident on the elephants abaility to see and swim in the loc due to the extreme currents and nearly bllack water. It is the whole reason people have not been able to prove or disprove the monster.

    Maybe...elephants are strong swimmers, so they can handle strong currents. Lot of power in an elephant. The water isn`t black at the surface and elephants are surface swimmers, effectively snorkelling partially above and partially below the surface.

    I`m not so sure about the size, too. An elephant`s trunk isn`t that big. I`m not sure anyone could mistake a couple of feet of trunk from a snorkelling elephant as the head and neck of a large animal.
  25. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Angillion:

    All that is "certain" is that an elephant`s trunk had made for the renowned grainy black-and-white photograph. Other sightings might have been based purely on the people`s search for magic in their lives. Or there might be something out there. I remain to be a pyrrhonian skeptic so I won`t take any stands.
  26. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    "Dude, it`s a freshwater loch with no connection to the ocean... "
    Yeah, that`s my fault. Turns out that the link was describing an area near Loch Ness rather than the loch itself. No dolpins after all :(

    However there are seals!

    @Owanie- No problemo.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    lolz
  28. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    that makes more sense than some other explainations i`ve heard
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    > zookuw
    > Still bored...I don`t see why this crap gets on here

    Hmmm... zookuw... doesn`t ring any bells.
    Checks links... NONE.
    Checks submissions... NONE.

    Maybe THAT`S why...
  30. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    I luled
  31. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    hahaha, that`s great. after all this time, it was just elephant shenanigans. :)
  32. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    July 26, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    After the fotos of the elephant playing `toss the lizard` - nothin` would suprise me!
  33. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2010 at 1:36 am
    iLOL`d
  34. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    July 27, 2010 at 2:13 am
    silly chop, but I like it.
  35. Profile photo of dognesss_666
    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2010 at 9:43 am
    hahaha i laughed out loud
  36. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Elephants are a real theory behind the Loch Ness Monster.
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  37. Profile photo of S-Nap
    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 7:27 am
    ......... I`m pretty sure this is a doctored image
  38. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2010 at 10:54 am
    This is completely not true. The Loch Ness Monster is 100% real, and you all should come and spend lots of your money here in Scotland hoping for a glimpse of Nessie.

    This completely unbiased message was brought to you by VisitScotland.com.
  39. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    That`s not Scotland, you can see blue bits between the clouds.
  40. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Funneh... But they should have used images of fresh water fish instead of salt water ones...
  41. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2010 at 10:10 am
    hmm.........odd.......
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    August 10, 2010 at 5:02 am
    lmao XDD

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