Linux Java vs Microsoft .NET

Submitted by: ricks 7 years ago in Funny

Choosing portability can tear a family apart.
There are 31 comments:
Male 176
God dmn efing youtube censorship here`s another working link for now (Not posted on youtube by me):
Java 4 ever
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Male 715
LOL, that was good.
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Male 1,299
Scala Johanssen is kind-of an awesome chick...
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Male 253
Writing a Java program is akin to trying to create a fighter jet but having to use a cargo plane to tow it through the air.
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Male 80
yeah, actually
RIGHT HERE
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Female 316
Frak...no longer available. Anyone know where else to view it?
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Male 141
Why is it that every YouTube video I try to watch, these days, is `no longer available due to a copyright claim`? I`m telling you Prince knows what he`s talking about, this thing is going down hill.
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Male 240
Lux Aeterna is the MOST EPIC song in the history of the universe!
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Male 2,424
All I learned was that JAVA is akin to gay drug use.

However 2:41 was magical.
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Male 159
American Beauty music too
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Male 2,004
java? does that still exist? i used it when i was little to play games but then i suddenly didn`t need it anymore so i didn`t bother downloading it to my new computer.

and @angelmassB: the most funniest comment I`ve seen today
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Male 5,624
Dad: 8-) "It`s OK, Son. You know, when I was even younger than you, I wrote straight Assembly Language."
Son: )-| "Assembly, What`s that?"
Dad: |-( "Get out... Get your `non going deeper than making web pages ass` the HELL OUTTA` MY HOUSE!!!"
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Male 15,510
Well haters, you can bash Linux and Open source all you want but it will still not stop them to become the future
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Male 1,598
apparently java makes you wear really gay shirts.
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Female 9,558
XD I would love to have the Jim Morrison poster he has.
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Male 1,312
Lol, I like the Requiem for a Dream music, so compelling
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Male 263
.Net 4 caused so many problems such as a Ocx registry error from hell. It took me a full day to figure it out.
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Male 25,417
That was very cool! i loved it!
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Male 730
Ha
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Male 6,694
All I know is I can surf I-A-B.
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Male 588
I like how even though protagonist turns to Java, .NET isn`t really presented as the ultimate bad thing. And Java isn`t by Linux (that makes no sense), Java is by Sun. Oh, and Lux Aeterna is always appropriate for dramatic moments.
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Male 1,287
pretty funny
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Male 11
.net is cool, java is just as cool, but why the f` did they have to make a movie trailer about how awesome java is?
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Male 10,855
Java is Linux, hmm never knew that.
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Male 749
I didn`t find it funny, possibly because I know next to nothing about computers. :|
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Male 14,331
I wouldn`t mind making some applets with that Java girl :-)
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Male 249
Haha very well done. Old guy at 1:22 made me crack up so hard.
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Male 25
very funny
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Male 784
Lol
Giving that a 4 based on quality, fun-factor and national patriotism.
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Male 352
Great video find! Love this.
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Male 3,327
Link: Linux Java vs Microsoft .NET [Rate Link] - Choosing portability can tear a family apart.
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