King Tutankhamens Peen Is Missing, Really

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Weird
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/29/is-king-tuts-penis-missing/

If any I-A-Bers have King Tut"s mighty penis, please inform the the Egyptian embassy. No questions asked.
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Male 373
yep. he was an alien alright
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Female 2,352
To be fair it was apparently very small I could see how it would go missing.
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Female 877
"embarrassment of the locker room variety"
^^i don`t get this. what is locker room variety? how cutting off his penis will help him?
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Male 1,299
Gerry FTW!
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Male 144
Steelgrid: you`re telling me that if you had a wife when you were 14 you wouldn`t "know her in the biblical sense"
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Male 2,700
"Someone ask his wife Ankhsenamon"
Uhhh dude, tutt was 14 at death, and Anck Su Namun was the eye candy of Seti
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Male 6,694
Someone ask his wife Ankhsenamon.
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Male 39,556
jamesuyt, we in the U.S. changed it to TutenkamEn. Just like we changed aluminUm and colOr. We can do that `cause we have lots of nukes.
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Male 2,700
Appearently he DID die from a "bone" disorder.

More serious though....Is this REALLY an issue in the scientific world? Post-Motem castration...what Egyptian government hooahh decided that it was an embarrasment for history to remain as it was. "Dude, cut it off and hide it, then no one can insult us because of ONE PERSON!!" Didnt they find it in the thing of Wendy`s Chili?
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Male 680
TutankhaMEN?

Since when is it TutankhamEn? I`ve always known it to be TutankhamUn.
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Male 205
No one noticed that they used to think he died from a bone disorder?
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Male 953
"donthaveone, I think everyone here who listens to rock and/or metal has heard that song. It`s not particularly old, is it?"

It`s Gotta be close to at least 20 years old I would guess (of the top of my head anyway), so older than some here.
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Female 9,558
Sorry, I thought it was a sex toy.
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Male 39,556
[email protected]


p e r f e c t
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Male 2,402
Geez maybe he was a trans-sexual.
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Male 877
....well?...dont look at me!
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Male 757
ive had it on my coffee table for about 4 hours now, nobody has noticed.
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Male 1,184
donthaveone, I think everyone here who listens to rock and/or metal has heard that song. It`s not particularly old, is it?
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Male 716
This is... odd.

Well, it is Ancient Egypt. I`ve seen stranger.
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Male 39,556
well, he was done using it anyway
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Male 554
well, at least they found it
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Female 245
Oh my. lol.
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Male 25,417
poor guy!
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Male 1,371
@donthaveone haha, I LOVE that song.
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Female 3,828
This cracked me right up!!
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Male 1,371
hahaha "less-than endowed genitalia"
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Male 1,067
Is it just me that`s been noticing the large amount of links coming from 4chan`s ads?
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Male 10,855
Those poor men.
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Male 591
According to the article Tut`s penis is detached, but it`s not missing.
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Male 415
heh, learned about this on the colbert report earlier.
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Male 953
All of a sudden I hear the song "Detachable Penis" :)


For you youngsters
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Male 21
and eww
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Male 21
1st!
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Male 2,551
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