Just Another Day At I-A-B Laboratories [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

"Pardon me, Mr. Fancylad... the results are in: your personal prophylactics have passed the watermelon test."
There are 54 comments:
Male 687
its only 99.9% kept fresh
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Female 430
It`s a mini watermelon in a mini condom. Omfg, look, PC monitor to the right! And a organizer with books to the left! ¬¬;;
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Female 2,352
Mmmm I love my watermelon ultra lubed.
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Female 264
Only in... China?? O_o
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Male 6,694
I like watermelon.
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Male 2,893
I really don`t understand this.
That is a condom, correct?
and that is half a watermelon?
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Male 1,287
I hope they used a negative pressure box for insertion. I wonder if the watermelon would eventually pop the condom from gas emission or more likely they would seep out faster than they`re created.
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Female 29
the text in the background in Chinese.

made in china! -zing!-
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Male 533
That must be a small watermelon...
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Female 12
I wonder what brand that is..
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Male 1,598
I can`t tell, is the text in the background Japanese...?
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Male 1,064
for those who can`t afford plastic wrap...
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Female 365
Your both wrong, the correct question is, lubed or dry?
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Male 648
No FatNinja...the correct question is, Why Not?
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Male 25,416
Cool but the question is why?
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Male 1,647
Mmm Watermelon flavored...
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Male 56
Reminds me of last night...
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Male 38,511
Safe Fruit
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Male 707
haha, bobhub.

Its just a little lubey, its still good, its still good!
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Male 12,365
[quote]And yet Durex and teenagers worldwide STILL claim that they need XXL condoms[/quote]

The more rubber is stretched, the greater the force it exerts on whatever is stretching it. Anyone can verify this for themself by looping a rubber band over their thumbs and then moving their thumbs apart. You`ll easily feel the increase in force. You`ll also see the rubber band being pulled into the flesh of your thumbs more and more as the force exerted by the stretched rubber increases <--- this is the big clue.

Rubber that is stretched tight on an penis of average size is going to be stretched tighter on a bigger penis. That will be uncomfortable for some men.
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Male 964
Aw now it`s all lubey!
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Male 211
haha, i remember when we put one of these on my physics teacher`s desk before he came in the room... of course, hilarity ensued
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Male 605
And yet Durex and teenagers worldwide STILL claim that they need XXL condoms
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Male 17
i`d still eat it
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Male 97
It`s like the boat in the bottle. only slightly sexual.
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Male 4,807
Movies4Free
"Ok, so this is somewhat unrelated.. BUT"

Somewhat unrelated?? SOMEWHAT? How bout TOATALLY unrelated you freakin douche!

You, my dear sir, are a Somewhat SPAMMING RagWeeD
So have a nice day...

Insert banhammer <Here>

Oh crap...I left my Hammer @ work. o_O
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Male 321
Thats a fairly small water melon, compared to average ones.
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Male 513
Like a watermelon in a train tunnel...
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Male 15,832
I think she`s gonna need some lube...
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Male 4,807
Altaru..
"...Oh alright I AM impressed. Blah Blah Blah

No, it wouldn`t have. The comment section if full of idiots asking stupid questions like .. Blah Blah blah...

The condom eco-system would work. The concept plant. The gravel gives it all the start-up stuff.... BLAH BLAH BLAH..."



Actually I think it`s a literal photo.. But hey, that`s just me.
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Male 31
It`s like a ship in a jar for the next generation.
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Female 3,828
WIN
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Male 3,482
Wait, never mind.

I know why now.

It`s in East-Asia (can`t tell if it`s Japan just by the characters. Look more like simplified Chinese, but then why would they be using Windows?)
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Male 3,482
[quote]...Oh alright I AM impressed. That aquarium would eventually kill the fishes as well according to the comments anyway.[/quote]
No, it wouldn`t have. The comment section if full of idiots asking stupid questions like "what would they eat?" and sh*t like that. I wouldn`t listen to them.

The condom eco-system would work. The concept has been proven and is visible in gift shops all over the place, in the form of glass egg-like things containing a shrimp, a snail, gravel, and a plant. The gravel gives it all the start-up stuff needed, the plant gives oxygen, the shrimp and snail make CO2, the shrimp eats the plant, the snail eats the waste. The plant gets what it need from the gravel and the waste the snail doesn`t eat.

So, yeah. The condom`s basically just a little bit of improvisation ingenuity on the guys part.

This post, however... My only thought is "why?"
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Male 2,841
I`m sure he could have found a better use for that watermelon...
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Male 346
@ Panth753

I lol`d
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Male 38,511
The photo`s okay, but way more interested in meeting the person who thought to try that.
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Male 196
Girth isn`t everything...lol
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Female 9,478
How is that thing going to fit into my vag?
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Female 293
i am convinced fancylad is a wizard...
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Female 155
haha - ribbed.
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Male 4,680
Until you beat the guy who made an aquarium in a condomI am not impressed.

...Oh alright I AM impressed. That aquarium would eventually kill the fishes as well according to the comments anyway.
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Male 10,855
IAB has laboratories? What?
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Male 165
Im gonna say it... Fancylad /=/ Fancylaid
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Male 577
Wow, the coolest thing I ever put inside a condom was a road cone.
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Male 757
another successful experiment my good sir
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Male 2,549
Watermelon is sex. I think that I`m going to discretely enjoy the last quarter that`s sitting in my fridge now.
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Female 185
now build a model ship!!
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Female 25
hey there fancylad... ;)
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Female 58
And THIS is why guys can`t use "it`s too small"
as an excuse.
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Female 837
AHAHA. Well, I guess if you`re out of ziplocks and you want to keep your watermelon fresh... I`m not so sure how I`d feel about potentially getting lube on my food though. (I`m sure I`m setting myself up to be the butt of many jokes with that sentence, but I am prepared for the worst. :D)
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Male 519
O_O why would someone even try that ?
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Female 477
will doing this keep my watermelons fresh?
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Male 20,196
Link: Just Another Day At I-A-B Laboratories [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Pardon me, Mr. Fancylad... the results are in: your personal prophylactics have passed the watermelon test.`
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