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Date: 07/10/10 04:35 PM

54 Responses to Just Another Day At I-A-B Laboratories [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Link: Just Another Day At I-A-B Laboratories - `Pardon me, Mr. Fancylad... the results are in: your personal prophylactics have passed the watermelon test.`
  2. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    will doing this keep my watermelons fresh?
  3. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    O_O why would someone even try that ?
  4. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    AHAHA. Well, I guess if you`re out of ziplocks and you want to keep your watermelon fresh... I`m not so sure how I`d feel about potentially getting lube on my food though. (I`m sure I`m setting myself up to be the butt of many jokes with that sentence, but I am prepared for the worst. :D)
  5. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    And THIS is why guys can`t use "it`s too small"
    as an excuse.
  6. Profile photo of saruh_bebop
    saruh_bebop Female 18-29
    25 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    hey there fancylad... ;)
  7. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    now build a model ship!!
  8. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Watermelon is sex. I think that I`m going to discretely enjoy the last quarter that`s sitting in my fridge now.
  9. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    another successful experiment my good sir
  10. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Wow, the coolest thing I ever put inside a condom was a road cone.
  11. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Im gonna say it... Fancylad /=/ Fancylaid
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    IAB has laboratories? What?
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Until you beat the guy who made an aquarium in a condomI am not impressed.

    ...Oh alright I AM impressed. That aquarium would eventually kill the fishes as well according to the comments anyway.
  14. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    haha - ribbed.
  15. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    i am convinced fancylad is a wizard...
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    How is that thing going to fit into my vag?
  17. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Girth isn`t everything...lol
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    The photo`s okay, but way more interested in meeting the person who thought to try that.
  19. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @ Panth753

    I lol`d
  20. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    I`m sure he could have found a better use for that watermelon...
  21. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    ...Oh alright I AM impressed. That aquarium would eventually kill the fishes as well according to the comments anyway.
    No, it wouldn`t have. The comment section if full of idiots asking stupid questions like "what would they eat?" and sh*t like that. I wouldn`t listen to them.

    The condom eco-system would work. The concept has been proven and is visible in gift shops all over the place, in the form of glass egg-like things containing a shrimp, a snail, gravel, and a plant. The gravel gives it all the start-up stuff needed, the plant gives oxygen, the shrimp and snail make CO2, the shrimp eats the plant, the snail eats the waste. The plant gets what it need from the gravel and the waste the snail doesn`t eat.

    So, yeah. The condom`s basically just a little bit of improvisation ingenuity on the guys part.

    This post, however... My only thought is "why?"
  22. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Wait, never mind.

    I know why now.

    It`s in East-Asia (can`t tell if it`s Japan just by the characters. Look more like simplified Chinese, but then why would they be using Windows?)
  23. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    WIN
  24. Profile photo of MitchMcCaw
    MitchMcCaw Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    It`s like a ship in a jar for the next generation.
  25. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Altaru..
    "...Oh alright I AM impressed. Blah Blah Blah

    No, it wouldn`t have. The comment section if full of idiots asking stupid questions like .. Blah Blah blah...

    The condom eco-system would work. The concept plant. The gravel gives it all the start-up stuff.... BLAH BLAH BLAH..."



    Actually I think it`s a literal photo.. But hey, that`s just me.
  26. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I think she`s gonna need some lube...
  27. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    Like a watermelon in a train tunnel...
  28. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Thats a fairly small water melon, compared to average ones.
  29. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Movies4Free
    "Ok, so this is somewhat unrelated.. BUT"

    Somewhat unrelated?? SOMEWHAT? How bout TOATALLY unrelated you freakin douche!

    You, my dear sir, are a Somewhat SPAMMING RagWeeD
    So have a nice day...

    Insert banhammer <Here>

    Oh crap...I left my Hammer @ work. o_O
  30. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:56 am
    It`s like the boat in the bottle. only slightly sexual.
  31. Profile photo of mcrguy18
    mcrguy18 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:28 am
    i`d still eat it
  32. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:00 am
    And yet Durex and teenagers worldwide STILL claim that they need XXL condoms
  33. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:12 am
    haha, i remember when we put one of these on my physics teacher`s desk before he came in the room... of course, hilarity ensued
  34. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:14 am
    Aw now it`s all lubey!
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:40 am
    And yet Durex and teenagers worldwide STILL claim that they need XXL condoms

    The more rubber is stretched, the greater the force it exerts on whatever is stretching it. Anyone can verify this for themself by looping a rubber band over their thumbs and then moving their thumbs apart. You`ll easily feel the increase in force. You`ll also see the rubber band being pulled into the flesh of your thumbs more and more as the force exerted by the stretched rubber increases <--- this is the big clue.

    Rubber that is stretched tight on an penis of average size is going to be stretched tighter on a bigger penis. That will be uncomfortable for some men.
  36. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:40 am
    haha, bobhub.

    Its just a little lubey, its still good, its still good!
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Safe Fruit
  38. Profile photo of MrPointless
    MrPointless Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Reminds me of last night...
  39. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Mmm Watermelon flavored...
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Cool but the question is why?
  41. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    No FatNinja...the correct question is, Why Not?
  42. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Your both wrong, the correct question is, lubed or dry?
  43. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    for those who can`t afford plastic wrap...
  44. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    I can`t tell, is the text in the background Japanese...?
  45. Profile photo of CryssieD3
    CryssieD3 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    I wonder what brand that is..
  46. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    That must be a small watermelon...
  47. Profile photo of LazShissou
    LazShissou Female 13-17
    29 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    the text in the background in Chinese.

    made in china! -zing!-
  48. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:00 am
    I hope they used a negative pressure box for insertion. I wonder if the watermelon would eventually pop the condom from gas emission or more likely they would seep out faster than they`re created.
  49. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:37 am
    I really don`t understand this.
    That is a condom, correct?
    and that is half a watermelon?
  50. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:37 am
    I like watermelon.
  51. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Only in... China?? O_o
  52. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Mmmm I love my watermelon ultra lubed.
  53. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    It`s a mini watermelon in a mini condom. Omfg, look, PC monitor to the right! And a organizer with books to the left! ¬¬;;
  54. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 11:31 am
    its only 99.9% kept fresh

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