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Date: 07/11/10 01:54 PM

126 Responses to Jesus: The Original Bad-Ass? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Link: Jesus: The Original Bad-Ass? - Now if things like this were in the Bible, He`s get a lot more readers.
  2. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:15 am
    if this is an actual comic where do i go to buy it?
  3. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Chuck Norris in disguise...

  4. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:40 am
    its not chuck norris, its Jesus. lol.
  5. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:44 am
    lol wow what?
  6. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:44 am
    pwned
  7. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:51 am
    ok that is bad-ass
  8. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:59 am
    If Jesus was alive in 1940 he would have sided with the National Socialist German Workers` Party.(NSDAP)
  9. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Thats right.... Jesus does Flash Kicks... (SF reference anyone?)
  10. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Ew, who runs on pee while wearing sandals?

    Jesus needs some rubber boots.
  11. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:13 am
    "If Jesus was alive in 1940 he would have sided with the National Socialist German Workers` Party.(NSDAP)" Why would he?

    And why would he be german :S
  12. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Ghandi is jesus
  13. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:16 am
    "Now if things like this were in the Bible, He`d get a lot more readers."

    There`s stuff more bad ass than that in the Bible. Plus, the Bible is still the worlds #1 best selling book at 3.9 BILLION copies being sold.
  14. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:19 am
    WTF!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! He ran up the dudes urin!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
  15. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Wow, epic
  16. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:29 am
    ...he would have holes in his feet thereby not achiveing the velocity needed for a `shpoff`...
  17. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:35 am
    @DaBigMachine

    And it`s still the most annoying to read, rambling, retarded book I`ve ever read. And I don`t even see why people still worship it.
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Even if you are not religious, the Bible is worth reading for two reasons:

    1) That single book has made and continues to make a HUGE impact on the world you live in. It`s worth knowing what you`re dealing with.

    2) Believe it or not, there are a lot of wise words in there.
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:48 am
    lol win!
  20. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:56 am
    @pui well yeah, most of it is common sense btw I`m not christian
  21. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:56 am
    @ Stonardsftw: Clearly you haven`t read the Bible if you believe people are supposed to worship it. They`re supposed to learn from it and worship GOD. I`d say the `rambling` parts are mostly in Leviticus (or the laws), may be Deuteronomy too.
  22. Profile photo of FLCL_Reaper
    FLCL_Reaper Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    pwn! :D
  23. Profile photo of psephos
    psephos Male 30-39
    3 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    This is a comic put out by Bad Karma Productions, titled: "Jesus Christ: In The Name of the Gun". It came out in March of 2009. Hope this helps anyone interested in finding it.
  24. Profile photo of ThatGuyChris
    ThatGuyChris Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Eh, I wouldn`t say he`s anywhere near a badass... He`s more of the Aquaman of gods. His powers include, turning water into wine, walking on water, healing sick people, and other boring things. Never once did they say he could kick someone`s ass.

    Now many gods before him could be qualified as "badasses" lol.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    meh!
  26. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    @ThatGuyChris:

    So, just because he didn`t kill people or kick their asses he`s weak? Again, his purpose was to save us, not come and kick our asses. The Old Testament God (his father) already showed he could kick our asses. Plus, you failed to mention that he raised people from the dead (including himself) along with his other "lame" miracles. The real strength is that he DIDN`T kick our asses.
  27. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    July 11, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Lol that was really well done I think. I love the walking-on-the-pee-stream part xD Kablammers!
  28. Profile photo of sleepyjoey
    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    epic
  29. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Hehehe

    splish
    splish
    splish
    splish

    I love it
  30. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
  31. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Completely awesome.
  32. Profile photo of lightsout97
    lightsout97 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Thumb up!
  33. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    i approve of this.
  34. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    GIVE THIS MAN A CONTRACT! Or licensing deal or whatever the word is for when you give someone money to make more books...
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Nah, not seeing the humore.

    I like me some religiosity jokes, but this was just dumb. No thought to it.
  36. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    this is outright Blasphemy of The almighty God who loves you. How will you feel when you realize that and its too late. All this time he is loving you and you cannot get past your pride. the Bible says that is what is holding you back. Pride all you have to do is get rid of that and accept God and he will show himself to you in a way that is special to you.
  37. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Stream of unconsciousness FTW
  38. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Suddenly I hate fatpill.
  39. Profile photo of Animecha
    Animecha Male 18-29
    147 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    @fattpill Bawwww, looks like someone can`t take a joke.
  40. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Jesus is a badass
  41. Profile photo of band
    band Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    i love jesus. especially 6lb 7oz baby jesus
  42. Profile photo of lucho1130
    lucho1130 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    fattpill, c`mon man it`s just a joke, or is`t? xD
  43. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    hshs he ran up the pee stream
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    fatpill, sorry to be the one to tell you this but... Your bible thumping falls on deaf ears here. Nobody gives a fuuuck about your preachings, so you ust wasted valuable time of your life you could have spent praying to God and licking his bal;;s PRAYING for a better tomorrow when you could go out, be a man, and MAKE a better tomorrow. Relying on an invisible omnipotent being to fix your life is a show of weakness. It means you can`t pull your shyte together and do it on your own.
  45. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    haha holly Jesus he can walk on pee NICE!
  46. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    fatpill, you are obviously browsing the wrong site. now piss off so we can blaspheme in peace. the big guy can take it up with me later, or f#cking bill me.
  47. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    that was awesome
  48. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    FICKEN!
  49. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    so your saying, fatpill, that if i accept god into my life i will be blessed with an orgy of epic proportions? cos thats the only special way hes going to get through to me unless he sticks a finger up my ass in which case god can drat right off again
  50. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Damn you fattpill, its "Christians" like you that make people think all Christians are insane ultrareligious homophobes. Most of us are pretty normal.

    I lol`d.
  51. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    I would be Christian if this were true at all...
  52. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    best flash kick ever
  53. Profile photo of wallywal
    wallywal Male 13-17
    45 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    for the record jesus was middle eastern.
  54. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Nice touch with the `walking on pee` part.
  55. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    @fatpill. My little sister believes in fairy tails too. We can`t convince her that they`re fake either.
  56. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    lol, that was great. amen.
  57. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Its not Jesus, its Rasputin with wooden sandals. Otherwise he wouldn`t be attacking the Nazi.
  58. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    woooooooooooooow.
  59. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Volsunga: Its not Jesus, its Rasputin with wooden sandals. Otherwise he wouldn`t be attacking the Nazi.

    jesus was a jew... why would he not attack nazis?
  60. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    put this in a movie.

    RIGHT NOW.
  61. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    haha The son of god still rocks!
    Amen.
  62. Profile photo of Fleurdelis
    Fleurdelis Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Hmm, unfortunately, in reality, God was nowhere to be seen...
  63. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA rofl.... aaaahhh, good times
  64. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    rofl
  65. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    thats true!! Jesus COULD walk on water!!
  66. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    "Hmm, unfortunately, in reality, God was nowhere to be seen..."


    awwwww, now I`m sad for being reminded of the Holocaust. :(
  67. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    fatpill is right - Jesus would not swear. BLASPHEMERS!!!!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    literally laughed out loud
  69. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Thats not Jesus, I know that guy his name is Darell.
  70. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Jesus is very buoyant.
  71. Profile photo of TheGodofFail
    TheGodofFail Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    hahaha i normally don`t like these things... but this one is awesome.
  72. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    praise jesus...or else
  73. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    A whistling Nazi..., okay then.
  74. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    this is outright Blasphemy of The almighty God who loves you. How will you feel when you realize that and its too late. All this time he is loving you and you cannot get past your pride. the Bible says that is what is holding you back. Pride all you have to do is get rid of that and accept God and he will show himself to you in a way that is special to you.
    *wipes away tears of joy from the Holy Rapture*

    Thank you fattpill. I was momentarily thinking about signing up to Islam, or Hinduism, or Shintoism, or maybe even Traditional Chinese Animism. Those lying, deceitful bastards had a similar message about going to Hell if I didn`t sign up, and those c*nts tried to trick me into joining their religion. Hell, there was even a couple of Mormons on bicycles in very nice crisp white shirts that called by earlier, I was almost going to plump for that Joseph Smith guy.
  75. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    But then on the airplane flight a coupla days ago I watched "Clash of the Titans" (have you seen it? tis awesome!), and Liam Neeson was pretty epic playing the fictional character of the Greek god Zeus, and I was nearly converted to ancient Greek god-worship. Seriously, watch that movie... I would give Zeus a rimjob, and I`m not even gay, it was THAT awesome. It was epic, watch that shiz.

    Thank you fattpill for making me see the light. Your particular flavour/brand of sky-mumbling is definitley the one I choose. Consider me Born-Again Christian. Hope I get in!

    Pray for me brother.
  76. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Bible: the Graphic Novel

    I can see it now....
  77. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    LOL awesome
  78. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    "Hmm, unfortunately, in reality, God was nowhere to be seen..."

    Believe it or not, I`ve seen people claim God was acting through the Allied Forces. XD
  79. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    nice lmao
  80. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    I know this may fall on deaf ears, but I`ll say it anyway. If you don`t believe in Jesus or God now, but later you find yourself absolutely at the bottom (emotionally, physically, mentally) from troubles. Consider reading the Bible and perhaps praying. It has helped many in their times of desperation. I`d say check out Psalms if you`re really under it. If you just want to see what Jesus was all about, read John, Acts & Romans. Or, if you just want old school wisdom check out Proverbs. I`m not trying to convert anyone here. I`m just saying, if you`re hurting you should take a look and see what it`s all about.

    "The Lord is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble. Those who know your name will trust in you, for you, Lord, have never forsaken those who seek you." (Psalm 9:9-10)
  81. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    The bible is not a bad read at all- some great stuff in it- as has the Koran. Most religions provide some good answers for lifes problems. Having said that, I do not think it necessary or desirable to actually believe in God at all- but if you do, you do. Just don`t get all fundamental and you will be fine, and please do not make your belief cause a problem for the rest of us. No one finds stoning adulterers a good thing, refuting good science either!
  82. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    DaBigMachine, Brock Samson is my savior/God. Consider reading the Guild`s handbook.
  83. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    that`s just bad ass... hahaha, jesus can run on your piss!!!
  84. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:10 am
    haha love it, epic
  85. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:49 am
    Pooptart is my fkin HERO
  86. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:21 am
    lmfao! Brilliant
  87. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    868 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:48 am
    where is this from? I want to read more!
  88. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:01 am
    Read the Old Testament; there`s plenty of action. David kills 200 Philistines and takes their foreskins to buy Saul`s daughter Michal. Of course, to get to the good parts, you have to wade through pages of "thou shalt not" and "Enoch begat Methuselah." Ugh.
  89. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:20 am
    I heard of Jews for Jesus, but this looks like Jesus for Jews. Take that third Reich!
  90. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:24 am
    Interesting that when Jesuc calls the nazi a mo-fo... considering the fact that as the father, Son and Holy Spitit are the same entity, he is therefor his own father, therefor a proper mo-fo!
  91. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:43 am
    "Interesting that when Jesuc calls the nazi a mo-fo... considering the fact that as the father, Son and Holy Spitit are the same entity, he is therefor his own father, therefor a proper mo-fo!"


    His mother was a virgin. Hence, Virgin Mary. So no.

    Good comic, I lol`d.
  92. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2010 at 3:36 am
    omfg That rocked.. :D
  93. Profile photo of MrJacques
    MrJacques Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:02 am
    This needs funding...
  94. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:40 am
    @Madduck: To be sure, the Bible definitely does not advocate stoning adulterers. In fact, Jesus in dealing with a woman who actually had been caught in the act of adultery said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." This caused the crowd to disperse, thus saving her life. Jesus was like the original hippy. Peace and Love man.
  95. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:59 am
    wateva x... we all know where babies come from, and some womans 2000 year old lie about "being a virgin" and being preggers wont cut it.... someone should try that one on Maury.. BTW if you`re in the 13-17 age group you may need to go to one of your teachers for clarification
  96. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:06 am
    I laffed.

    not sure if I should have...
  97. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:09 am
    When did Rasputin learn to walk on water?
  98. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:33 am
    "wateva x... we all know where babies come from, and some womans 2000 year old lie about "being a virgin" and being preggers wont cut it.... someone should try that one on Maury.. BTW if you`re in the 13-17 age group you may need to go to one of your teachers for clarification"

    Sour grapes, you got your facts wrong for a joke that wasn`t even funny. It`s as simple as you fail at being funny. Don`t try and take it out on me.
  99. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:41 am
    Jesus must have water-proof sandals.
  100. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:01 am
    To be fair, a lack of readership is not one of the many problems plaguing Christianity...or is it? Can it really be considered READING if you`re unquestioningly accepting the interpretation handed down to you by the leadership of your religious institution? Hmm....
  101. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Walking right up the pee.
  102. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Oh come on guys, don`t start a fu.cking argument when the guy just walked up a stream of Nazi pee.
    COME ON!!
  103. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:23 am
    his sandals are covered in piss now :(
  104. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:28 am
    hahahaa, pdjr just got beat by a teenager, thats what you get for picking on a kid.
  105. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I would so read this :P
    I`m not Christian or a manga fan or anything but I have like a copy of the Manga Bible - just the regular Bible drawn out like a manga comic, it`s really quite good :D More readible than the regular Bible atleast.
  106. Profile photo of Zak3295
    Zak3295 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:06 am
    yeah, go jesus! lol
  107. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
    @boredfjord

    Why exactly was there such a strong market for foreskins?
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
    omg Paddyt07 where did you get that bible? I`d read that for sure!
  109. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:48 am
    A moil is retiring so he gives a leather worker 30 years worth of foreskins.Comes back a week later and the guy has made a wallet. "A wallet!" The moil starts yelling. "Calm down," The guy explains, "you rub it for a few minutes, it turns into a suitcase."
  110. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Lol Jesus running up the piss stream.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Haha awesome...
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    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Jesus can run on my urine any day
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    thats friggin great!
  114. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    I DEMAND more.
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    Chukwa Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Page from "Jesus: In the name of the Gun". (It`s free by the way)
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    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    GIVE ME MORE OF THIS! If this was the Bible...I`d read it. Not believe it but...read it.

    Also, Samurai Jesus.
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:25 am
    Actually @ pdjr, you can be pregnant while still being a virgin. As long as the semen of a man goes into you and gets into the egg, you can still get pregnant even if your hymen isn`t broken.

    Not trying to back Mary up or anything, I`m atheist, but that`s how it is. You can be a virgin and still get pregnant.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 5:00 am
    He should play for Holland.
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 7:23 am
    MattPrince
    Why the drat?
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    LOL @ MattPrince! Made my evening =)
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Epic

    Nuffsed
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    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    ficken means "to drat/having sex" a proper german cussword may be scheiße (poo) verdammt or verflucht (both mean damn) or kacke (also means poo). sry i´m a smart ass,dont kill me^^
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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    "ficken means "to drat/having sex" a proper german cussword may be scheiße (poo) verdammt or verflucht (both mean damn) or kacke (also means poo). sry i´m a smart ass,dont kill me^^"

    Considering the rest is in English, the artist probably went into an online translator for "drat" and got that.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    aaaaaaaaaaaand now I want to reform back to christianity
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Love the running on pee.

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