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Date: 07/20/10 06:31 PM

86 Responses to It`s Your Mom On Vacation, She Says Hi [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Link: It`s Your Mom On Vacation, She Says Hi - We`re gonna need a bigger... uh, whatever this thing is...
  2. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    whatever that thing is i want one
  3. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    wow, so now, not only do fat people need the sit on your ass scooters at walmart, they have to use toem to S.C.U.B.A. dive too?
  4. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    I dunno what that thing is but its awesome.
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    ...bathysphere?
  6. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Reminds me of the people from Wall-E but underwater
  7. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    mount a couple harpoons guns on that thing and you could be a force to be reckoned with.
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    That would be pretty awesome, I think.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    I see the gulf spill has not killed off all of the whales.
  10. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    I don`t know what it is but I WANT ONE!!
  11. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I did that when I was in Grand Cayman...it was amazing!
  12. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    It`s like a Rascal scooter for people too fat to scuba.
  13. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    lol good thing water makes people seem lighter or that thing would not be moving
  14. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    SCUBA FOR FAT PEOPLE.
  15. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    The crocs say it all
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    I so want to do that
  17. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    AWESOME!
  18. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    shark, we`re going to need a bigger shark
  19. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    This isn`t necessarily because she`s fat, they usually only give those helmet scooters to people with inner ear problems that can`t equalize the water pressure from diving.
  20. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    @techgeek07, easily the funniest thing I`ve read all week.
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    "More tanks, more tanks, it`s still sinking!"
  22. Profile photo of shivna
    shivna Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Ohh i want one (the machine not the whale..)
  23. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Damn, I want a fleet of these.
  24. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    She looks like the first customer of the new underwater Wal-Mart in their new underwater scooters for the too fat to navigate the aisles.
  25. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    holy crap! i so want one of those underwater scooters! that looks so cool!! you know, without that white glob clinging to it
  26. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Sharks are getting some good eats today.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Thats so cool, if i had henchmen i would have each of them use one of these on my evil island
  28. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    I don`t know about this one, but Scuba-Doo makes a motorised scuba bike similar to it.

    underwater scooters are something else entirely. They`re the little pods divers hang onto to get dragged around underwater.
  29. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    the crocs just top it all off
  30. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    SeaLab 2022!
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    That must be a powerful little scooter!

  32. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    O.o how is that thing not sinking!
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Looks like fun. The yellow thingy i mean.....
  34. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    If Star Wars were placed under water, you`d have a ton of Stormtroopers riding those. and it would be an epic win.

    of course, they`d all be a little on the chunky side...chunky troopers.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Actually fat floats better than muscle in water, So I don`t see any weight limit problems harming the motor or anything.
  36. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Good God, the fat people have evolved a way to go under water without swimming now...when will it stop. First they got escalators, then they got motorized carts in the grocery store, and now they don`t even lose weight when in the water...

    What the hell is going to be next...
  37. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Has anyone ever heard the phrase "fat floats"? Fat has a lower density than water. Morbidly obese people are more buoyant than "skinny" people. This baby beluga probably needed more weights on this bike.
  38. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    f*cking reposts...
  39. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    OMG I laughed so hard. This is the funniest thing and I don`t know why.
  40. Profile photo of ronin787
    ronin787 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    She probably still needs an oxygen tank even when on land.
  41. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    This is obviously a trained agent taking her super secret submarine moped underwater thingy to a super secret underwater base
  42. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I`ve seen worse
  43. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    I want one of those thing-a-magiggs (sp?)!
  44. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Has anyone ever heard the phrase "fat floats"? Fat has a lower density than water. Morbidly obese people are more buoyant than "skinny" people. This baby beluga probably needed more weights on this bike.
  45. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    so thats what they are doing to save the manatee
  46. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:42 am
    lol I lauhged hard cus my mom just wen on vacation :P
  47. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:12 am
    All the fish are following her to see if she`s gonna need any barnacles removed!
  48. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:43 am
    Whales are getting lazy.
  49. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:00 am
    so that`s bp`s employee`s.. no wonder we dont get any closer on closing that leak..

    We`re screwed
  50. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:14 am
    Kudos to her, she gave it a go and is probably having a fantastic time.

    Hope they give decent training with those things though - still a risk of lung trauma if you don`t know what you are doing.
  51. Profile photo of Peteruk
    Peteruk Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:31 am
    Dive, dive, dive!!!
  52. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:10 am
    use her to fill the oil leak!
  53. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Yo momma`s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard. Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Your mama`s so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
  54. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2372 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:32 am
    Who knew there was a buffet on the sea floor?
  55. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:32 am
    To recreate her wall mart experience.
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:45 am
    (searching for fat jokes... she`s trying to catch that fish and eat it? Oh, I know...) It`s a bionic whale!
  57. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:46 am
    >>fat people have evolved a way to go under water without swimming

    ha ha ha - better than mine.
  58. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:52 am
    SOMEONE CALL AQUAMAN! THERE`S A ROGUE WHALE STEALING SOME DISABLED DOLPHIN`S SCOOTER!
  59. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:58 am
    wtf?
  60. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:04 am
    expect heavy flooding... btw, I`m wonder why I`m only at 125 posts and I`ve been on here every day for the last year or so... guess I gotta step up my troll game.
  61. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:10 am
    That actually looks like fun...
  62. Profile photo of im_smart
    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:32 am
    lol and she wearing crocs, too~
  63. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:47 am
    :)
  64. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:57 am
    "expect heavy flooding... btw, I`m wonder why I`m only at 125 posts and I`ve been on here every day for the last year or so... guess I gotta step up my troll game."

    lol. Fancy b& me from chat for `trolling`. THen I made 7 other accounts to stop in and talk to him about it via copy/pasta paragraphs. It was Friday and i dont think he appreciated my `Troll Game`. So you might wanna actually bring it down a notch.
  65. Profile photo of RamBunction
    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:27 am
    WANT
  66. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:27 am
    A Snorlax Appears
  67. Profile photo of bouncy23
    bouncy23 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "A snorlax appears"

    Brilliant; I was thinking the exact thing.
  68. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:12 am
    i thought they only had those things in walmart
  69. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:21 am
    o0
  70. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:40 am
    I want that.
  71. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:47 am
    >>i thought they only had those things in walmart

    LOL!
  72. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    They taught Free Willy to ride a submersible. That`s one smart whale.
  73. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    my question is, how is she gonna resurface O_O. there is no way the poor machine can carry THAT back up >_>
  74. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    lulz, the title made this pic.
  75. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    duuuuuuude, this would be so impressive if it were someone in a more professional looking diving suit on it
  76. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    that thing is AWESOME. ive heard of these.
  77. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:00 am
    It`s not enough the fat people get special carts to ride around in at the grocery store? Now they get special carts for scuba diving? That does it--I`m gonna get FAT. BRB.
  78. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:16 am
    O
    M
    G
    i want one. i want one NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  79. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Would a whale joke just be too obvious?
  80. Profile photo of kimbumlove
    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:39 am
    WHAT IS THAT CALLED?!
  81. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    i lol`d
  82. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I want to ride that thing!
  83. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    The woman not the underwater thing...maybe...
  84. Profile photo of Peppapoofle
    Peppapoofle Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Is there an underwater buffet that I don`t know about?! :(
  85. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:32 am
    That`s a yellow submarine.

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