It`s Your Mom On Vacation, She Says Hi [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

We"re gonna need a bigger... uh, whatever this thing is...
There are 86 comments:
Male 812
That`s a yellow submarine.
0
Reply
Female 14
Is there an underwater buffet that I don`t know about?! :(
0
Reply
Female 713
The woman not the underwater thing...maybe...
0
Reply
Female 713
I want to ride that thing!
0
Reply
Female 839
i lol`d
0
Reply
Female 23
WHAT IS THAT CALLED?!
0
Reply
Male 2,159
Would a whale joke just be too obvious?
0
Reply
Female 17
O
M
G
i want one. i want one NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Female 160
It`s not enough the fat people get special carts to ride around in at the grocery store? Now they get special carts for scuba diving? That does it--I`m gonna get FAT. BRB.
0
Reply
Female 3,828
that thing is AWESOME. ive heard of these.
0
Reply
Female 2,695
duuuuuuude, this would be so impressive if it were someone in a more professional looking diving suit on it
0
Reply
Male 394
lulz, the title made this pic.
0
Reply
Male 554
my question is, how is she gonna resurface O_O. there is no way the poor machine can carry THAT back up >_>
0
Reply
Male 263
They taught Free Willy to ride a submersible. That`s one smart whale.
0
Reply
Male 5,194
>>i thought they only had those things in walmart

LOL!
0
Reply
Female 9,572
I want that.
0
Reply
Female 5,222
o0
0
Reply
Female 477
i thought they only had those things in walmart
0
Reply
Male 15
"A snorlax appears"

Brilliant; I was thinking the exact thing.
0
Reply
Male 4,593
A Snorlax Appears
0
Reply
Male 96
WANT
0
Reply
Male 552
"expect heavy flooding... btw, I`m wonder why I`m only at 125 posts and I`ve been on here every day for the last year or so... guess I gotta step up my troll game."

lol. Fancy b& me from chat for `trolling`. THen I made 7 other accounts to stop in and talk to him about it via copy/pasta paragraphs. It was Friday and i dont think he appreciated my `Troll Game`. So you might wanna actually bring it down a notch.
0
Reply
Male 583
:)
0
Reply
Male 99
lol and she wearing crocs, too~
0
Reply
Male 302
That actually looks like fun...
0
Reply
Male 558
expect heavy flooding... btw, I`m wonder why I`m only at 125 posts and I`ve been on here every day for the last year or so... guess I gotta step up my troll game.
0
Reply
Female 4,376
wtf?
0
Reply
Male 509
SOMEONE CALL AQUAMAN! THERE`S A ROGUE WHALE STEALING SOME DISABLED DOLPHIN`S SCOOTER!
0
Reply
Male 5,194
>>fat people have evolved a way to go under water without swimming

ha ha ha - better than mine.
0
Reply
Male 5,194
(searching for fat jokes... she`s trying to catch that fish and eat it? Oh, I know...) It`s a bionic whale!
0
Reply
Female 137
To recreate her wall mart experience.
0
Reply
Male 2,669
Who knew there was a buffet on the sea floor?
0
Reply
Male 6,693
Yo momma`s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard. Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Your mama`s so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
0
Reply
Male 642
use her to fill the oil leak!
0
Reply
Male 28
Dive, dive, dive!!!
0
Reply
Male 2,220
Kudos to her, she gave it a go and is probably having a fantastic time.

Hope they give decent training with those things though - still a risk of lung trauma if you don`t know what you are doing.
0
Reply
Male 1,043
so that`s bp`s employee`s.. no wonder we dont get any closer on closing that leak..

We`re screwed
0
Reply
Male 341
Whales are getting lazy.
0
Reply
Female 1,048
All the fish are following her to see if she`s gonna need any barnacles removed!
0
Reply
Male 75
lol I lauhged hard cus my mom just wen on vacation :P
0
Reply
Male 450
so thats what they are doing to save the manatee
0
Reply
Male 1,287
Has anyone ever heard the phrase "fat floats"? Fat has a lower density than water. Morbidly obese people are more buoyant than "skinny" people. This baby beluga probably needed more weights on this bike.
0
Reply
Female 56
I want one of those thing-a-magiggs (sp?)!
0
Reply
Male 506
I`ve seen worse
0
Reply
Male 105
This is obviously a trained agent taking her super secret submarine moped underwater thingy to a super secret underwater base
0
Reply
Male 28
She probably still needs an oxygen tank even when on land.
0
Reply
Female 123
OMG I laughed so hard. This is the funniest thing and I don`t know why.
0
Reply
Male 260
f*cking reposts...
0
Reply
Male 1,287
Has anyone ever heard the phrase "fat floats"? Fat has a lower density than water. Morbidly obese people are more buoyant than "skinny" people. This baby beluga probably needed more weights on this bike.
0
Reply
Male 207
Good God, the fat people have evolved a way to go under water without swimming now...when will it stop. First they got escalators, then they got motorized carts in the grocery store, and now they don`t even lose weight when in the water...

What the hell is going to be next...
0
Reply
Male 17,511
Actually fat floats better than muscle in water, So I don`t see any weight limit problems harming the motor or anything.
0
Reply
Female 1,798
If Star Wars were placed under water, you`d have a ton of Stormtroopers riding those. and it would be an epic win.

of course, they`d all be a little on the chunky side...chunky troopers.
0
Reply
Male 2,893
Looks like fun. The yellow thingy i mean.....
0
Reply
Male 2,748
O.o how is that thing not sinking!
0
Reply
Female 2,352
That must be a powerful little scooter!

0
Reply
Male 378
SeaLab 2022!
0
Reply
Female 202
the crocs just top it all off
0
Reply
Male 1,287
I don`t know about this one, but Scuba-Doo makes a motorised scuba bike similar to it.

underwater scooters are something else entirely. They`re the little pods divers hang onto to get dragged around underwater.
0
Reply
Male 25,416
Thats so cool, if i had henchmen i would have each of them use one of these on my evil island
0
Reply
Male 795
Sharks are getting some good eats today.
0
Reply
Male 5,189
Want.
0
Reply
Male 815
holy crap! i so want one of those underwater scooters! that looks so cool!! you know, without that white glob clinging to it
0
Reply
Male 256
She looks like the first customer of the new underwater Wal-Mart in their new underwater scooters for the too fat to navigate the aisles.
0
Reply
Female 2,120
Damn, I want a fleet of these.
0
Reply
Male 53
Ohh i want one (the machine not the whale..)
0
Reply
Male 8,300
"More tanks, more tanks, it`s still sinking!"
0
Reply
Male 232
@techgeek07, easily the funniest thing I`ve read all week.
0
Reply
Male 1,547
This isn`t necessarily because she`s fat, they usually only give those helmet scooters to people with inner ear problems that can`t equalize the water pressure from diving.
0
Reply
Male 2,592
shark, we`re going to need a bigger shark
0
Reply
Male 2,121
AWESOME!
0
Reply
Male 15,510
I so want to do that
0
Reply
Male 112
The crocs say it all
0
Reply
Female 58
SCUBA FOR FAT PEOPLE.
0
Reply
Male 519
lol good thing water makes people seem lighter or that thing would not be moving
0
Reply
Female 3,562
It`s like a Rascal scooter for people too fat to scuba.
0
Reply
Female 515
I did that when I was in Grand Cayman...it was amazing!
0
Reply
Female 1,963
I don`t know what it is but I WANT ONE!!
0
Reply
Male 39,902
I see the gulf spill has not killed off all of the whales.
0
Reply
Male 3,331
That would be pretty awesome, I think.
0
Reply
Male 48
mount a couple harpoons guns on that thing and you could be a force to be reckoned with.
0
Reply
Male 333
Reminds me of the people from Wall-E but underwater
0
Reply
Male 9,305
...bathysphere?
0
Reply
Male 90
I dunno what that thing is but its awesome.
0
Reply
Male 289
wow, so now, not only do fat people need the sit on your ass scooters at walmart, they have to use toem to S.C.U.B.A. dive too?
0
Reply
Male 1,629
whatever that thing is i want one
0
Reply
Male 20,905
Link: It`s Your Mom On Vacation, She Says Hi [Pic] [Rate Link] - We`re gonna need a bigger... uh, whatever this thing is...
0
Reply