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Date: 07/08/10 02:36 PM

183 Responses to In Your Life, You`ll Do This That Many Times [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Link: In Your Life, You`ll Do This That Many Times - 4,293 times? That seems a little low for I-A-Bers. No?
  2. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    This just seems like a load of bull
  3. Profile photo of mistamoni
    mistamoni Male 18-29
    138 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Is this even true?
  4. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Im just gonna call BS on some of these "facts"


    13,228 lost remotes? that just screams "made up"

  5. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Average 4 sexual partners for women? Is that it? I`ve surpassed that, albeit by one, but still.. FOUR?
  6. Profile photo of bucksteeth
    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    my remote is always in my couch pockets
  7. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    4,293 times?! You really need to be trying to hit that number.
  8. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Most of these statistics are not traceable. Too un scientific to even post. Fail IAB.
  9. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm
  10. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    very neat
  11. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    4 sex partners? thats it? or am i being a whore here?
  12. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    <-relieved to see starfl4ke post
  13. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    lose the remote? is that all. i lose more then the remote and more times then that!
  14. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    July 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    6 sexual partners for men
    4 sexual partners for women

    So wait, does that mean 2/6 dudes were gay?
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    I`d like to see where they got all these statistics.
  16. Profile photo of breadman
    breadman Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    This can`t be right. Assuming the amounts of women and men alive are roughly equal, surely for women to have 4 sexual partners on average and men to have 6, there would have to be a LOT of gay men or hardly any/no lesbian women. Or is my logic messed up?
  17. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    "4,293 times?! You really need to be trying to hit that number."

    I`m gonna guess you`re 15 or 16, so right now that seems like a huge number, but to me that sounds a bit depressing. Considering I`m hoping to live until my eighties and be sexually active until at least 65 or 70. It better be higher than that!!
  18. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    have sex 4,293 times????? u must be reeeally obsessed
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    6 sexual partners?

    I feel like a whore
  20. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    "My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm"

    Scientifically proven that sex cures headaches. Just sayin....
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Only 6 sexual partners for men?

    Freaking amateurs.
  22. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    i drink waaaaay less alcohol but had waaaaay more partners. for me, this thing is off a little...
  23. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    i plan on drinking 0 cups of tea.
  24. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    I spend that long in the shower in 1 year.
  25. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    "Scientifically proven that sex cures headaches. Just sayin...."

    Yet women STILL see it as a viable excuse....
  26. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    6 wow, whoever wrote this was never in the military
  27. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    "My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm" <----- I lol`d.
  28. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Ahh, the euro bit explains the tea. ALSO, I think I spend that much time curled up on the couch in like a month.
  29. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I`m 19 and I`ve already spent over 5100 hours taking a shower.

    I`ve lost the TV remote twice, and I stopped watching TV 5 years ago.
  30. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    every last thing is off. I mean they dont even have my type of money! ($) (dollars) (for now)
  31. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    and BTW, I`m 29 and I have most of my Sex, Shower time, and Beers already handled....
  32. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    hmm somehow I doubt these stats...6 sexual partners for men and 4 for women? in what world are people only sleeping with that many partners?

  33. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    But i dont drink beer
  34. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Just did the calculation for the average number of times a man spends thinking about sex...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

    It`s 315,360,000 times.
  35. Profile photo of kseniaclaire
    kseniaclaire Female 18-29
    30 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    wow, only 4? women are slackin`
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Siyanor, I know the average states once every 7 seconds, but thats really sort of hard to figure since Every 7 seconds, you`re thinking about it for the other 53 seconds in the minute... So it can only count once per minute.
  37. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    You have a lot more than 100 000 dreams. Every night you experience hundreds of revisions of one or several events, you just forget them during the wake-up phase.

    To wake up during the dreaming phase either gives you what we call a dream or it gives you a nightmare, depending on how many revisions you have dreamt through.

    Also, I doubt anyone laughs 13 times per day.
  38. Profile photo of Madluk
    Madluk Male 30-39
    44 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I don`t sleep, don`t have any friends, don`t eat chocolate or baked beans, don`t drink beer or tea, slept with 29 women and 15 men, I`m a squatter, make my clothes, am afraid of couches and bathing is against my religion. Nah, I`m just kidding. I`ve never slept with a woman.
  39. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Lol these stats are bullpoo
  40. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    10,351 pints of beer in a lifetime? I`m heading home to Ireland tomorrow for a vacation, and fully intend to consume that many in two weeks.
  41. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    How can it be 4 for woman and 6 for men? LIES
  42. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    The sexual partners are way too low.
  43. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Is it just me, or is it missing 1 very important statistical analysis...

    How many times will we fap... That is the question!
  44. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    The average is actually 6 seconds, not 7... but good point anyway.
  45. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    "6 wow, whoever wrote this was never in the military"

    i dont think they are counting gay encounters
  46. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Having sex 4293 times struck me as pretty low for an entire lifetime. At this rate I`ll probably hit that mark by the time I`m 40.
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    [email protected] Burn techgeek07, burn.
  48. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Beer and baked beans are definitely wrong, gross. And I`m more of a coffee person rather than the tea person. They should probably keep to more general things.
  49. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Lillian, fyi...tea IS general in the UK....where this is from....
  50. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    sofa time wrong, i reckon 4 hours a day, 6 at weekends, times 40 years and double when you`er too old and they sit you in front of one in a home.

  51. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    5803 hours taking a shower...

    how long are they saying showers are? a 15min shower every day for 65 years gets close to that, but I know personally I take at least 20 minutes and my wife takes 30. and what of the people who take 2 a day?
  52. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    10354 pints of beer? Yea riiiight.
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    IkeRay, I take about 5 minute showers. You waste way too much water.
  54. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Kiri, I`m sure you can find people in the UK who don`t like tea or don`t drink it often, so it`s not in general. In general is stuff pretty much everyone does (takes a shower, uses the toilet, breathes, dreams, etc) because it`s hard to avoid. Choices like what to drink and eat and whether or not you are prone to losing remotes or even watch TV aren`t exactly in general whether or not a good majority of the people do it. Even if someone drinks beer, for example, people will drink different amounts of it so there`s a good chance that that doesn`t apply to them.
  55. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Damn, I`d retort that, but it was a hell of burn
  56. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    @pandabear21
    Wanna grab a cup of tea and talk about it?
    :)
  57. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    P.S. I`m going to go get laid
  58. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    6 is the average number of partners for a guy? Seriously? Crap, I`m a slut. LOL.
  59. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    174,105 times to the toilet?

    They`ve obviously never studied a pregnant woman. I pee at least 100k times a day.
  60. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    And what about sex in the shower...does that count as shower or sex?
  61. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    terribly inaccurate. I know this because I have gotten a headache ten times more often then I have lost the remote.
  62. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Can I trade my cups of tea for more sex?
  63. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    6 for guys & 4 for girls?
    some girls are working overtime to keep that stat, no?
  64. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    This is COMPLETE bullpoo. Just think for a moment about HOW they`re collecting this data. A lot of it is unquantifiable (such as the gas one) and a lot of it is the result of "well, apparently you do X Y times a year, so multiply that by about 70 and bingo". The thing is, though, that these "you do X Y times a year/day" things are always going to be a little off, and that error is increased hugely once you multiply it by a large number.

    Some of this stuff is literally immeasurable, though. Like the number of dreams we have (which, I can guarantee, is way more than a hundred thousand) or the amount of words we speak in a lifetime. Where would they get that data? What possible scenario is there where that data could be collected with ANY degree of accuracy?
  65. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    damn. my little sisters already had the men`s amount of partners.
    i only have 6 to go woo
  66. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Just turned 25 and pretty sure I`ve destroyed the beer fact.
  67. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    @supersmash:

    how am I "wasting" water? I pay for it, it doesn`t hurt my pocket book. that is unless you`re a believer in homeopathy
  68. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    So according to these numbers, we lose our remotes once every minute and 5 seconds of watching tv?
  69. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I have had way more than 1,256 headaches and I`m only 19.
  70. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    My guess is for those ones that seem hard to calculate they say, well, so so and says x amount of words in an hour, therefor we`ll just multiply it and hope they never give speeches or talk to friends/family, etc.
  71. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    I take 45 minute showers.

    I could take a 4 minute shower, but what`s the fun in that? The point of a shower is having a legitimate reason to be naked for an extended period of time, besides just wanting to be naked.
  72. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Out of the 22 items on that list I count 21 which are either unlikely or just plain stupid.
  73. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    way...WAYYYY the f uck off..
  74. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    somehow i found this info too questionable to be true, thats because i barely rarely have any headaches at all,
    i hate talking and prefer to listen to others conversations,
    and 10,351 pints (whatever measurement that is)seems waaaaaayyy too low considering the amount of drunk status updates that appear on facebook
  75. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    jmanbaseball... Do you have any idea of how stupid what you just said is?
  76. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    @Kairobert: I`ve laughed about that often all the time, sometimes more. It`s not really that unheard of.
  77. Profile photo of FLCL_Reaper
    FLCL_Reaper Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    think their numbers are off O.o
  78. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    I spend WAY more than twice as much time each day doing housework than showering. BUNK!
  79. Profile photo of Fml
    Fml Male 30-39
    277 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    I have farted that much just this week...
  80. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I dont believe any of this. 6 partners for men and 4 for woman doesnt even make sense
  81. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    and as a 18 yr old ive done way more than 300 hours of tv. specific video games ive played for over 100
  82. Profile photo of acitcratna
    acitcratna Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    @gatorade777: Unless you count a devils threesome
  83. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    ive only lost the remote twice in my life...
  84. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    "and as a 18 yr old ive done way more than 300 hours of tv. specific video games ive played for over 100"

    Same here. I don`t watch much TV, but all these RPGs and such are going to add up to way more than 300 hours on the couch.
  85. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Yeah like half of these are false. Seriously, has anyone ever had sex 4,200 times?! Come on, that`s even a lot for married couples!
  86. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    norts are you kidding me? ive had sex at least 200 times and im 16.. its really not that much
  87. Profile photo of Rattyshirt
    Rattyshirt Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Worst Generalization Ever.
  88. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    mmmmkay well I`m 17 and I`ve had 6 sexual partners.. so according to this I`ve already reached the limit.. no more sexual partners for me then I guess :O
  89. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    False.
  90. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Seriously, has anyone ever had sex 4,200 times?! Come on, that`s even a lot for married couples!
    You think married couples have more sex? Seriously?

    Man, you know the old joke: What`s the difference between your job and your wife? After 10 years, your job still sucks.
  91. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    @cndman - They are talking about sex with partners.
  92. Profile photo of Allenthing
    Allenthing Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    The difference in the generation this study was probably done on, versus 21-25 year olds now, or even 17-20 year olds, I think that if this study was done again on those generations, the 6 sexual partners would be a lot higher, shame we can`t keep it in our pants
  93. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    Crap...I better get on the ball with the sex thing....I`m still on 0 bc I haven`t found the right guy yet....
  94. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    lol, most of this is horribly wrong. especially the tea part... that doesnt apply here.
  95. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    Assuming that offsets due to homosexuality are insignificant, the 6-partners-for-men, 4-partners for women statistic is ridiculous. This is a number that would average out to almost the same exact number, not 50% off. I call bullsh*t.
  96. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    What`s the difference between your job and your wife?

    Nothing, you get laid heaps, earn heaps of cash and enjoy both vigorously and sometimes at the same time!

    Obviously the guy who initially wrote that joke had a poo job and settled for the wrong gal.hah.
  97. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    ITS OVER NINE-
    oh wait, no it isnt
  98. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    I think most of these are made up.
  99. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    69% of statistics are made up on the spot. trufax
  100. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    Does this mean I`m dieing tomorrow?
  101. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    10,351 pints of beer?! Think I`ve already reached my quota.
  102. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    No, you died yesterday, Boston. This is the afterlife.
  103. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    "I wonder when I crossed that (about the tea)"

    -friend of mine.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Lose the remote 13,228 times???

    That would be EVERY single day for over 36 years!
  105. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    6 partners? Please, I`m only a teenager and have already had more.
  106. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    Have sex 4,293 times? That`s a bit of a stretch. That`s nearly every day for 10 years.
  107. Profile photo of Tacit
    Tacit Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Good to hear I`ve already used up my contingent of headaches. I can have a pain-free life from now on! :D
  108. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    I think the Tea and Beer numbers are reversed
  109. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

    Or I`m a whore, one of the two.
  110. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    "Have sex 4,293 times? That`s a bit of a stretch. That`s nearly every day for 10 years."

    Factor in that a person`s sexual life averages between 30 and 55 years...
  111. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    That amount of sexual partners seems depressingly low. Like, I know sluts and I know prudes, but I thought the average would be around 15 for both sexes.
    University and such.
    Also, I`ve already beaten their headache score. FML
  112. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    As some of you seem not to realize, by sexual partners they mean people with whom you ACTUALLY engaged in sexual intercourse, likely excluding prostitution, not boyfriends or girlfriends.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    "4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

    Or I`m a whore, one of the two."

    No, you`re just the opposite side of the spectrum to people like me who`ve had none yet and don`t expect to have many in our lives.
  114. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    What if I dont like baked beans?
  115. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    mmill928
    "4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

    Or I`m a whore, one of the two."

    Tell me about it >_>
    I read 4 and thought to myself "oops..."
  116. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    @gerry i was just thinking that
  117. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:00 am
    Don`t worry this is obviously written for Bobby Ewing.
  118. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:40 am
    lol.. some numbers seem a little low...
  119. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:44 am
    Obviously the chocolate bar theory is for a man and not a woman.
  120. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:47 am
    baked beans? really? I`ll be shocked it I eat 10 cans of baked beans...
  121. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:51 am
    Well, i`ve either exceeded, will exceed, or underfulfilled all of these.
    Def had more than that many headaches already, I`m pretty sure.
  122. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:04 am
    "4,293 times? That seems a little low for I-A-Bers. No?"

    Is it wrong that I immediately thought this link was about masturbating?
  123. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:06 am
    6 sexual partners for men and 4 for women?

    What is this? 1952? Most kids these days surpass this before graduating high school.
  124. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:08 am
    "Is it wrong that I immediately thought this link was about masturbating?"

    That`s what i thought too.
  125. Profile photo of LyssaRoxSox
    LyssaRoxSox Female 18-29
    70 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:10 am
    lol Mikeado, I thought the same thing
  126. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:03 am
    Wow this graph couldn`t have been more wrong...who in the hell comes up with these RANDOM numbers. 854 tins of baked beans?? GROSS!
  127. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 4:13 am
    i wanna add one:

    read 846 absolutely incorrect and useless infographics.
  128. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:07 am
    I am 18 and have barely drunk 50 cups of tea until now.
    And it makes no sense, that men and woman have statistically different amounts of partners.
    Its a mathematical imposibility
  129. Profile photo of MrNathann
    MrNathann Male 30-39
    42 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Mmmm, beans...
  130. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:59 am
    6 partners? Umm... Whoops. And yeah - I have eaten one spoonful of baked beans in my entire life. Nasty Brits.
  131. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:07 am
    @FIRST_poster. i think they only count real relationships, no one night stand etc. meaning women wont change partner that fast as men.
  132. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:25 am
    "And it makes no sense, that men and woman have statistically different amounts of partners.
    Its a mathematical imposibility"

    Well not if one guy sleeps with 100 women and then kills them all.... but i doubt that is the message we`re suppose to take from this..

    And yeah I`ve already gone over some of those numbers and am never getting near others, I hate tea and don`t eat baked beans.
  133. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:37 am
    sh*t, that is why my husband and I don`t have good sex anymore. I`m at 4294
  134. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:38 am
    what a load of guff, i sincerly doubt any of these fact are based on any actual scientific reasoning!
  135. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:50 am
    I think the numbers for beer and tea would be the other way arround for me.
  136. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:15 am
    lol I have to say these numbers are way off for me :P
  137. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Kill 4,023 goddamn cats
  138. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
    I think I`ve already had more than 1256 headaches. At least it feels like I have.
  139. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 8:05 am
    I`m only 13 and I`m already half way there on the 4293 thing.
  140. Profile photo of liklepip
    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 8:30 am
    4?? Thats waay to low and 6 is also to low i reckon, unless me and my friends are just slaggy people?
  141. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 8:52 am
    I can`t get my head around the sexual partners numbers, how can they be different for men and women?
  142. Profile photo of AmICrazy
    AmICrazy Male 13-17
    50 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 8:58 am
    So apparently the number of friends we accumulate will be 10 times the number of people in our Monkeysphere. Does that mean that if all of your friends died at once you wouldn`t care?
  143. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 9:14 am
    @danthew: women are typically pickier about who they have sex with. Plus, it`s just an average.
  144. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 9:46 am
    think: men loving each other
  145. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 10:20 am
    think: women lie about everything.
  146. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 11:05 am
    I dont drink tea or beer..THIS IS A LIE!
  147. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
    this is for british people.
  148. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I love the way people still believe that somehow the number of times men think about sex has been accurately measured and is a proven fact. "Stupid people are stupid."
  149. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    this is so way off.....i don`t like beer and i CAN`T STAND tea.....and that sex statistic is way off....both in quantity and number of partners....lol....and i hate baked beans as well.....statistics fail
  150. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    There`s a couple of those I know for sure i`ve already beaten by quite a bit.
  151. Profile photo of Sammykins666
    Sammykins666 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    hmmm...yes this is for the brits but i still think its complete garbage.
  152. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    BULL. 6 sexual partners.... righttttttt
  153. Profile photo of
    bdr127
    47 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I will personally eat more than 35,000 cookies and make more than 35,815 "litres" of gas, but definitely not even come close to the 74,802 cups of tea.
  154. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Where is this data pulled from?
  155. Profile photo of purely_toxic
    purely_toxic Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    ya..i think this is bull
  156. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    faiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllll
  157. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    lose the remote over 13k times? really... maybe when i get alzheimers
  158. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    so wrong
  159. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Six partners for men? I ain`t the best looking thing and tripled that.
  160. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Wow, I can`t believe some people here think these are actual statistics.

    I could drink that much tea, but only iced. I drink a lot of iced tea and a lot of beer.
  161. Profile photo of vstorm
    vstorm Male 30-39
    158 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    How can men have 6 partners but women only 4? They would have to be the same?
  162. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    yea i know its averages but pick better ones. I never drink tea. I probably have had 2 glasses total of tea in my life time and it wont get any more. Unless its a long island ice tea haha.
  163. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Wow... I feel so awkward after reading the comments. I honestly thought 4 partners for a girl was a bit much. I`m not calling anyone promiscuous trust me, it`s just how I am I guess lol.
  164. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 12:36 am
    vstorm, homosexuals. We`re out there.

    And these could hardly be considered statistics. At best, they just took averages from a simple random sample of people in Europe. The Dream Statistic alone invalidates it for me on account you have a dream every night so long as you slept (not counting naps). The dream statistic concludes you won`t live passed 30.
  165. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 12:48 am
    Well I`ve screwed this statistic up ...I`ve slept with 7 times my allotted men ...sorry ladies but trust me I was doing you a favour
  166. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 1:33 am
    eeh wrong?
  167. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:06 am
    Let`s see... I`m over on: headaches (I get migraines too...), words, chocolate and showers

    I`m under on: dreams (I don`t dream. At all. My body goes full rest when I sleep), friendships (I don`t consider acquaintances friends, and I don`t make many friends), beer (can`t stand it. Vodka on the other hand...), tea (see beer), and remote (don`t use it usually, so it`s kind of hard to lose something that rarely moves).

    As for sex... Well, that remains to be seen.

    Everything else I`m not even going to guess about.
  168. Profile photo of PinkCowsFtw
    PinkCowsFtw Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Stop saying the statistic about women having 4 and men have 6 is impossible. Firstly, if there were more women in the world, then that would make them less. If you had a very small country of 100 women and 80 men, then all of the men could have sex with a different women.....and some women still wont of had any - poor girls..
  169. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Ohhhhhh...
    This must be for Europeans.
  170. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 9:57 am
    WRONG. I Don`t Like Baked Beans.
    So HA,
  171. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Altaru--You dream even if you don`t believe you do. That`s a myth. You just don`t remember your dreams. EVERYONE DREAMS.

    And yes I think a lot of these are just random numbers.
  172. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    i dont like sweets. and i`m sure i`ve already drank more than 10k beers in my time.
  173. Profile photo of lizziekittie
    lizziekittie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:16 am
    More tea then beer? I wouldn`t have thought that of any country.
  174. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 2:33 am
    well, this is wrong.
  175. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    ive never tried beer, or had sex so this is far from accurate for me
  176. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    eh random numbers
  177. Profile photo of 08031993
    08031993 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    "Have sex 4, 293 times" ? Someone`s been lying pretty badly at those surveys.
  178. Profile photo of S-Nap
    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Sex 4,293 in a life time ain`t that much. Say your sexually active for 50 years of your life, thats 1.7 times a week.
  179. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:40 am
    95% of online statistics are made up
  180. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:36 am
    they should include the masturbation statistic for men, that would probably be higher than how many words you say in a lifetime, maybe just me
  181. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 11:47 am
    i spent that much time on the sofa watching tv before i was 10
  182. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:40 am
    I really doubt that the number of times women think about sex is that low.

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