In Your Life, You`ll Do This That Many Times [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

4,293 times? That seems a little low for I-A-Bers. No?
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Female 914
I really doubt that the number of times women think about sex is that low.
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Male 85
i spent that much time on the sofa watching tv before i was 10
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Male 794
they should include the masturbation statistic for men, that would probably be higher than how many words you say in a lifetime, maybe just me
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Male 680
95% of online statistics are made up
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Male 68
Sex 4,293 in a life time ain`t that much. Say your sexually active for 50 years of your life, thats 1.7 times a week.
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Female 36
"Have sex 4, 293 times" ? Someone`s been lying pretty badly at those surveys.
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Female 5,222
eh random numbers
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Female 221
ive never tried beer, or had sex so this is far from accurate for me
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Male 343
well, this is wrong.
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Female 46
More tea then beer? I wouldn`t have thought that of any country.
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Male 1,360
i dont like sweets. and i`m sure i`ve already drank more than 10k beers in my time.
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Female 525
Altaru--You dream even if you don`t believe you do. That`s a myth. You just don`t remember your dreams. EVERYONE DREAMS.

And yes I think a lot of these are just random numbers.
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Male 203
WRONG. I Don`t Like Baked Beans.
So HA,
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Male 2,893
Ohhhhhh...
This must be for Europeans.
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Male 15
Stop saying the statistic about women having 4 and men have 6 is impossible. Firstly, if there were more women in the world, then that would make them less. If you had a very small country of 100 women and 80 men, then all of the men could have sex with a different women.....and some women still wont of had any - poor girls..
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Male 3,482
Let`s see... I`m over on: headaches (I get migraines too...), words, chocolate and showers

I`m under on: dreams (I don`t dream. At all. My body goes full rest when I sleep), friendships (I don`t consider acquaintances friends, and I don`t make many friends), beer (can`t stand it. Vodka on the other hand...), tea (see beer), and remote (don`t use it usually, so it`s kind of hard to lose something that rarely moves).

As for sex... Well, that remains to be seen.

Everything else I`m not even going to guess about.
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Female 188
eeh wrong?
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Female 169
Well I`ve screwed this statistic up ...I`ve slept with 7 times my allotted men ...sorry ladies but trust me I was doing you a favour
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Male 907
vstorm, homosexuals. We`re out there.

And these could hardly be considered statistics. At best, they just took averages from a simple random sample of people in Europe. The Dream Statistic alone invalidates it for me on account you have a dream every night so long as you slept (not counting naps). The dream statistic concludes you won`t live passed 30.
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Female 153
Wow... I feel so awkward after reading the comments. I honestly thought 4 partners for a girl was a bit much. I`m not calling anyone promiscuous trust me, it`s just how I am I guess lol.
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Male 286
yea i know its averages but pick better ones. I never drink tea. I probably have had 2 glasses total of tea in my life time and it wont get any more. Unless its a long island ice tea haha.
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Male 157
How can men have 6 partners but women only 4? They would have to be the same?
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Male 577
Wow, I can`t believe some people here think these are actual statistics.

I could drink that much tea, but only iced. I drink a lot of iced tea and a lot of beer.
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Male 2,085
Six partners for men? I ain`t the best looking thing and tripled that.
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Female 179
so wrong
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Female 249
lose the remote over 13k times? really... maybe when i get alzheimers
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Male 699
faiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllll
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Female 28
ya..i think this is bull
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Male 25,416
Where is this data pulled from?
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Male 1,357
BULL. 6 sexual partners.... righttttttt
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Female 58
hmmm...yes this is for the brits but i still think its complete garbage.
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Female 4,376
There`s a couple of those I know for sure i`ve already beaten by quite a bit.
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Male 3,915
this is so way off.....i don`t like beer and i CAN`T STAND tea.....and that sex statistic is way off....both in quantity and number of partners....lol....and i hate baked beans as well.....statistics fail
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Male 440
I love the way people still believe that somehow the number of times men think about sex has been accurately measured and is a proven fact. "Stupid people are stupid."
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Male 384
this is for british people.
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Male 143
I dont drink tea or beer..THIS IS A LIE!
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Male 5,194
think: women lie about everything.
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Female 277
think: men loving each other
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Male 282
@danthew: women are typically pickier about who they have sex with. Plus, it`s just an average.
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Male 50
So apparently the number of friends we accumulate will be 10 times the number of people in our Monkeysphere. Does that mean that if all of your friends died at once you wouldn`t care?
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Male 2,121
I can`t get my head around the sexual partners numbers, how can they be different for men and women?
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Female 136
4?? Thats waay to low and 6 is also to low i reckon, unless me and my friends are just slaggy people?
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Male 65
I`m only 13 and I`m already half way there on the 4293 thing.
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Female 547
I think I`ve already had more than 1256 headaches. At least it feels like I have.
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Male 4,593
Kill 4,023 goddamn cats
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Female 838
lol I have to say these numbers are way off for me :P
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Male 6,693
I think the numbers for beer and tea would be the other way arround for me.
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Male 339
what a load of guff, i sincerly doubt any of these fact are based on any actual scientific reasoning!
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Female 2,509
sh*t, that is why my husband and I don`t have good sex anymore. I`m at 4294
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Male 1,265
"And it makes no sense, that men and woman have statistically different amounts of partners.
Its a mathematical imposibility"

Well not if one guy sleeps with 100 women and then kills them all.... but i doubt that is the message we`re suppose to take from this..

And yeah I`ve already gone over some of those numbers and am never getting near others, I hate tea and don`t eat baked beans.
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Male 260
@FIRST_poster. i think they only count real relationships, no one night stand etc. meaning women wont change partner that fast as men.
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Male 210
6 partners? Umm... Whoops. And yeah - I have eaten one spoonful of baked beans in my entire life. Nasty Brits.
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Male 42
Mmmm, beans...
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Male 970
I am 18 and have barely drunk 50 cups of tea until now.
And it makes no sense, that men and woman have statistically different amounts of partners.
Its a mathematical imposibility
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Female 525
i wanna add one:

read 846 absolutely incorrect and useless infographics.
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Female 3,726
Wow this graph couldn`t have been more wrong...who in the hell comes up with these RANDOM numbers. 854 tins of baked beans?? GROSS!
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Female 70
lol Mikeado, I thought the same thing
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Female 407
"Is it wrong that I immediately thought this link was about masturbating?"

That`s what i thought too.
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Male 2,528
6 sexual partners for men and 4 for women?

What is this? 1952? Most kids these days surpass this before graduating high school.
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Male 2,159
"4,293 times? That seems a little low for I-A-Bers. No?"

Is it wrong that I immediately thought this link was about masturbating?
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Male 194
Well, i`ve either exceeded, will exceed, or underfulfilled all of these.
Def had more than that many headaches already, I`m pretty sure.
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Female 443
baked beans? really? I`ll be shocked it I eat 10 cans of baked beans...
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Female 225
Obviously the chocolate bar theory is for a man and not a woman.
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Male 2,748
lol.. some numbers seem a little low...
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Male 2,220
Don`t worry this is obviously written for Bobby Ewing.
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Male 583
@gerry i was just thinking that
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Female 52
mmill928
"4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

Or I`m a whore, one of the two."

Tell me about it >_>
I read 4 and thought to myself "oops..."
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Female 245
What if I dont like baked beans?
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Male 509
"4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

Or I`m a whore, one of the two."

No, you`re just the opposite side of the spectrum to people like me who`ve had none yet and don`t expect to have many in our lives.
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Male 1,184
As some of you seem not to realize, by sexual partners they mean people with whom you ACTUALLY engaged in sexual intercourse, likely excluding prostitution, not boyfriends or girlfriends.
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Male 1,815
That amount of sexual partners seems depressingly low. Like, I know sluts and I know prudes, but I thought the average would be around 15 for both sexes.
University and such.
Also, I`ve already beaten their headache score. FML
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Male 2,688
"Have sex 4,293 times? That`s a bit of a stretch. That`s nearly every day for 10 years."

Factor in that a person`s sexual life averages between 30 and 55 years...
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Female 275
4 partners? What? No way, I call shenanigans. It`s gotta be at LEAST three times that.

Or I`m a whore, one of the two.
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Male 39,887
I think the Tea and Beer numbers are reversed
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Male 17
Good to hear I`ve already used up my contingent of headaches. I can have a pain-free life from now on! :D
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Male 1,232
Have sex 4,293 times? That`s a bit of a stretch. That`s nearly every day for 10 years.
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Male 2,788
6 partners? Please, I`m only a teenager and have already had more.
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Male 1,451
Lose the remote 13,228 times???

That would be EVERY single day for over 36 years!
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Male 774
"I wonder when I crossed that (about the tea)"

-friend of mine.
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Male 1,184
No, you died yesterday, Boston. This is the afterlife.
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Male 213
10,351 pints of beer?! Think I`ve already reached my quota.
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Male 1,218
Does this mean I`m dieing tomorrow?
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Male 914
69% of statistics are made up on the spot. trufax
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Male 1,931
I think most of these are made up.
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Female 1,190
ITS OVER NINE-
oh wait, no it isnt
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Male 217
What`s the difference between your job and your wife?

Nothing, you get laid heaps, earn heaps of cash and enjoy both vigorously and sometimes at the same time!

Obviously the guy who initially wrote that joke had a poo job and settled for the wrong gal.hah.
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Male 734
Assuming that offsets due to homosexuality are insignificant, the 6-partners-for-men, 4-partners for women statistic is ridiculous. This is a number that would average out to almost the same exact number, not 50% off. I call bullsh*t.
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Male 799
lol, most of this is horribly wrong. especially the tea part... that doesnt apply here.
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Female 351
Crap...I better get on the ball with the sex thing....I`m still on 0 bc I haven`t found the right guy yet....
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Male 34
The difference in the generation this study was probably done on, versus 21-25 year olds now, or even 17-20 year olds, I think that if this study was done again on those generations, the 6 sexual partners would be a lot higher, shame we can`t keep it in our pants
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Male 76
@cndman - They are talking about sex with partners.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Seriously, has anyone ever had sex 4,200 times?! Come on, that`s even a lot for married couples![/quote]
You think married couples have more sex? Seriously?

Man, you know the old joke: What`s the difference between your job and your wife? After 10 years, your job still sucks.
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Male 2,506
False.
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Male 222
mmmmkay well I`m 17 and I`ve had 6 sexual partners.. so according to this I`ve already reached the limit.. no more sexual partners for me then I guess :O
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Male 29
Worst Generalization Ever.
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Male 328
norts are you kidding me? ive had sex at least 200 times and im 16.. its really not that much
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Male 486
Yeah like half of these are false. Seriously, has anyone ever had sex 4,200 times?! Come on, that`s even a lot for married couples!
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Male 1,598
"and as a 18 yr old ive done way more than 300 hours of tv. specific video games ive played for over 100"

Same here. I don`t watch much TV, but all these RPGs and such are going to add up to way more than 300 hours on the couch.
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Female 288
ive only lost the remote twice in my life...
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Male 12
@gatorade777: Unless you count a devils threesome
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Male 5,189
I don`t drink beer. o.o
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Male 1,193
and as a 18 yr old ive done way more than 300 hours of tv. specific video games ive played for over 100
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Male 1,193
I dont believe any of this. 6 partners for men and 4 for woman doesnt even make sense
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Male 280
I have farted that much just this week...
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Female 50
I spend WAY more than twice as much time each day doing housework than showering. BUNK!
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Female 92
think their numbers are off O.o
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Male 842
@Kairobert: I`ve laughed about that often all the time, sometimes more. It`s not really that unheard of.
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Male 131
jmanbaseball... Do you have any idea of how stupid what you just said is?
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Male 2,004
somehow i found this info too questionable to be true, thats because i barely rarely have any headaches at all,
i hate talking and prefer to listen to others conversations,
and 10,351 pints (whatever measurement that is)seems waaaaaayyy too low considering the amount of drunk status updates that appear on facebook
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Female 895
way...WAYYYY the f uck off..
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Male 78
Out of the 22 items on that list I count 21 which are either unlikely or just plain stupid.
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Male 1,184
I take 45 minute showers.

I could take a 4 minute shower, but what`s the fun in that? The point of a shower is having a legitimate reason to be naked for an extended period of time, besides just wanting to be naked.
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Male 277
My guess is for those ones that seem hard to calculate they say, well, so so and says x amount of words in an hour, therefor we`ll just multiply it and hope they never give speeches or talk to friends/family, etc.
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Male 1,078
I have had way more than 1,256 headaches and I`m only 19.
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Male 168
So according to these numbers, we lose our remotes once every minute and 5 seconds of watching tv?
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Male 2,703
@supersmash:

how am I "wasting" water? I pay for it, it doesn`t hurt my pocket book. that is unless you`re a believer in homeopathy
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Male 782
Just turned 25 and pretty sure I`ve destroyed the beer fact.
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Male 1,583
damn. my little sisters already had the men`s amount of partners.
i only have 6 to go woo
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Male 224
This is COMPLETE bullpoo. Just think for a moment about HOW they`re collecting this data. A lot of it is unquantifiable (such as the gas one) and a lot of it is the result of "well, apparently you do X Y times a year, so multiply that by about 70 and bingo". The thing is, though, that these "you do X Y times a year/day" things are always going to be a little off, and that error is increased hugely once you multiply it by a large number.

Some of this stuff is literally immeasurable, though. Like the number of dreams we have (which, I can guarantee, is way more than a hundred thousand) or the amount of words we speak in a lifetime. Where would they get that data? What possible scenario is there where that data could be collected with ANY degree of accuracy?
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Female 2,549
6 for guys & 4 for girls?
some girls are working overtime to keep that stat, no?
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Male 145
Can I trade my cups of tea for more sex?
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Female 317
terribly inaccurate. I know this because I have gotten a headache ten times more often then I have lost the remote.
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Male 782
And what about sex in the shower...does that count as shower or sex?
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Female 1,593
174,105 times to the toilet?

They`ve obviously never studied a pregnant woman. I pee at least 100k times a day.
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Male 838
6 is the average number of partners for a guy? Seriously? Crap, I`m a slut. LOL.
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Male 2,592
P.S. I`m going to go get laid
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Male 782
@pandabear21
Wanna grab a cup of tea and talk about it?
:)
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Male 2,592
Damn, I`d retort that, but it was a hell of burn
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Female 2,674
Kiri, I`m sure you can find people in the UK who don`t like tea or don`t drink it often, so it`s not in general. In general is stuff pretty much everyone does (takes a shower, uses the toilet, breathes, dreams, etc) because it`s hard to avoid. Choices like what to drink and eat and whether or not you are prone to losing remotes or even watch TV aren`t exactly in general whether or not a good majority of the people do it. Even if someone drinks beer, for example, people will drink different amounts of it so there`s a good chance that that doesn`t apply to them.
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Male 3,755
IkeRay, I take about 5 minute showers. You waste way too much water.
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Male 4,807
10354 pints of beer? Yea riiiight.
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Male 2,703
5803 hours taking a shower...

how long are they saying showers are? a 15min shower every day for 65 years gets close to that, but I know personally I take at least 20 minutes and my wife takes 30. and what of the people who take 2 a day?
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Male 159
sofa time wrong, i reckon 4 hours a day, 6 at weekends, times 40 years and double when you`er too old and they sit you in front of one in a home.

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Female 203
Lillian, fyi...tea IS general in the UK....where this is from....
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Female 2,674
Beer and baked beans are definitely wrong, gross. And I`m more of a coffee person rather than the tea person. They should probably keep to more general things.
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Male 12,138
[email protected] Burn techgeek07, burn.
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Male 936
"6 wow, whoever wrote this was never in the military"

i dont think they are counting gay encounters
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Male 1,184
The average is actually 6 seconds, not 7... but good point anyway.
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Male 106
Is it just me, or is it missing 1 very important statistical analysis...

How many times will we fap... That is the question!
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Female 2,352
The sexual partners are way too low.
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Male 1,149
How can it be 4 for woman and 6 for men? LIES
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Male 12,138
10,351 pints of beer in a lifetime? I`m heading home to Ireland tomorrow for a vacation, and fully intend to consume that many in two weeks.
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Male 176
Lol these stats are bullpoo
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Male 44
I don`t sleep, don`t have any friends, don`t eat chocolate or baked beans, don`t drink beer or tea, slept with 29 women and 15 men, I`m a squatter, make my clothes, am afraid of couches and bathing is against my religion. Nah, I`m just kidding. I`ve never slept with a woman.
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Male 1,623
You have a lot more than 100 000 dreams. Every night you experience hundreds of revisions of one or several events, you just forget them during the wake-up phase.

To wake up during the dreaming phase either gives you what we call a dream or it gives you a nightmare, depending on how many revisions you have dreamt through.

Also, I doubt anyone laughs 13 times per day.
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Male 2,688
Siyanor, I know the average states once every 7 seconds, but thats really sort of hard to figure since Every 7 seconds, you`re thinking about it for the other 53 seconds in the minute... So it can only count once per minute.
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Female 30
wow, only 4? women are slackin`
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Male 1,184
Just did the calculation for the average number of times a man spends thinking about sex...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

It`s 315,360,000 times.
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Male 497
But i dont drink beer
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Male 2,344
hmm somehow I doubt these stats...6 sexual partners for men and 4 for women? in what world are people only sleeping with that many partners?

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Male 2,688
and BTW, I`m 29 and I have most of my Sex, Shower time, and Beers already handled....
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Male 149
every last thing is off. I mean they dont even have my type of money! ($) (dollars) (for now)
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Male 1,184
I`m 19 and I`ve already spent over 5100 hours taking a shower.

I`ve lost the TV remote twice, and I stopped watching TV 5 years ago.
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Male 112
Ahh, the euro bit explains the tea. ALSO, I think I spend that much time curled up on the couch in like a month.
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Female 3,828
"My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm" <----- I lol`d.
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Male 2,592
6 wow, whoever wrote this was never in the military
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Male 2,688
"Scientifically proven that sex cures headaches. Just sayin...."

Yet women STILL see it as a viable excuse....
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Male 519
I spend that long in the shower in 1 year.
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Female 451
i plan on drinking 0 cups of tea.
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Female 1,181
i drink waaaaay less alcohol but had waaaaay more partners. for me, this thing is off a little...
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Male 9,305
Only 6 sexual partners for men?

Freaking amateurs.
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Female 150
"My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm"

Scientifically proven that sex cures headaches. Just sayin....
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Male 39,887
6 sexual partners?

I feel like a whore
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Female 112
have sex 4,293 times????? u must be reeeally obsessed
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Female 150
"4,293 times?! You really need to be trying to hit that number."

I`m gonna guess you`re 15 or 16, so right now that seems like a huge number, but to me that sounds a bit depressing. Considering I`m hoping to live until my eighties and be sexually active until at least 65 or 70. It better be higher than that!!
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Male 41
This can`t be right. Assuming the amounts of women and men alive are roughly equal, surely for women to have 4 sexual partners on average and men to have 6, there would have to be a LOT of gay men or hardly any/no lesbian women. Or is my logic messed up?
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Male 4,680
I`d like to see where they got all these statistics.
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Male 2,424
6 sexual partners for men
4 sexual partners for women

So wait, does that mean 2/6 dudes were gay?
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Female 1,435
lose the remote? is that all. i lose more then the remote and more times then that!
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Female 57
<-relieved to see starfl4ke post
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Female 57
4 sex partners? thats it? or am i being a whore here?
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Male 905
very neat
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Male 782
My girlfriend have more than 1256 headaches, thus interfering with my 4293 schedule...hmmm
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Male 1,226
Most of these statistics are not traceable. Too un scientific to even post. Fail IAB.
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Male 1,370
4,293 times?! You really need to be trying to hit that number.
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Male 134
my remote is always in my couch pockets
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Female 349
Average 4 sexual partners for women? Is that it? I`ve surpassed that, albeit by one, but still.. FOUR?
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Male 776
Im just gonna call BS on some of these "facts"


13,228 lost remotes? that just screams "made up"

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Male 138
Is this even true?
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Male 1,244
This just seems like a load of bull
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Male 20,901
Link: In Your Life, You`ll Do This That Many Times [Pic] [Rate Link] - 4,293 times? That seems a little low for I-A-Bers. No?
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