If This Is A Real Disease, We`re All Doomed [Pic]

Submitted by: Handsompod 7 years ago in Weird

This 1844 medical book chronicles the fatal consequences of this strange terrible disease.
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Female 5,222
lmfao
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Male 270
At BlueCrayon, agreed.

My own response, If that where true there would be no one left to post anything on IMB.
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Male 55
im blind i cant read this.. my dad says i should stop choking the chicken... maybe i should
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Male 1,067
Darn
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Male 20
Best "wait for it" ever.
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Female 320
@kirkyboy, if you think that`s extreme pleasure, you are obviously a virgin.
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Male 53
I was looking through the whole thing, and I didn`t laugh. I thought it was serious. Then I saw the title of the book.
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Male 907
Still worth it
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Male 312
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I guess we should all stop touching ourselves then...
HAHAHAHHAHHHHHH ahh wow
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Male 699
silly silly
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Male 84
haha YES i`m totally imune, after plenty and i mean plenty of research i can honestly say i haven`t had no side effects, apart from extreme pleasure (high five.......don`t worry i washed my hands)
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Male 118
We are man and we have evolved
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Female 188
how did mankind survived from this?
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Female 179
omfg. XDDDD silly 1800`s.
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Female 547
OMG, as I was reading it I was thinking masturbation, and sure enough...!
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Male 1,016
Thank god they found a cure for this disease. I wouldn`t want to have endured what this young man did after such a short existence . I did a bit of research and the doctors that discovered the cure for this are Dr.Ivana Fap & Dr. Hans Solo. They are my hero`s now !!!
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Male 1,016
Phew! I passed that hurdle years ago !!!!! Thank God
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Male 134
lulz
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Male 2,868
LOL @ Saragato.
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Male 2,748
well, im 18... i think im good
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Male 531

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Male 437
its a miracle im still alive!
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Female 1,798
1844 was in the heyday of the Victorian Era.
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Female 721
Sounds like a really horrible orgasm.
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Male 122
Wow none of the ever happened to me, well one arm got stronger but....
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Male 15,832
I`ll just do it till my teeth fall out; then I`ll stop -- promise.
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Male 1,370
so before he dies, he raves?
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Male 1,299
Thank god only ever have OTHER people polish the ol` knobbly.
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Female 37
LOL totally love it.
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Female 5
let that be a lesson to all, masturbation is bad it kills you and kittens
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Male 506
I wish jerking off made me emaciated
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Male 217
I must be superman then
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Female 13
And yet...how did we used to treat "hysteria"?

Soon after porn was created apparently.
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Female 587
"I think that`s what happens if you stop masturbating, because I`m fit as a phucking fiddle."
Well, sometimes the French get it backwards.
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Female 132
really?.......really!? lol this is great
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Male 3,369
And yet...how did we used to treat "hysteria"?
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Female 535
I think that`s what happens if you stop masturbating, because I`m fit as a phucking fiddle.
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Male 322
hahahaha
the citation made break out in laughter
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Male 1,583
is the edgar allen poe?
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Male 741
I thoughts it was tetanus or something. God I hate how people create a taboo around things so natural. I mean for god`s sake don`t you think that if you believe in god and his ultimate wisdom that if masturbation was wrong we`d have short hands like a T-rex or something along those lines? lol
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Female 446
I saw that coming.

No pun intended.
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Male 877
that happened to me... i recovered with nothing more than `writers cramp`
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Male 159
I was like, what horrible disease could this be? Then I come to the end and I`m like wow.


Same here. I was initially expecting syphillis, going on the apparent age of the pamphlet.

seconded
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Male 3,842
He stiffens in anticipation of coming

(next to last panel)

heh!
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Female 876
ahahahahhahahaha ahaaha omg i can`t believe it lmfao ahahah the end is so awesome. this link goes right into my favs lololol
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Male 1,287
@ Angilion my sister-in-law`s poo out of luck. I wouldn`t drat her with my brother`s dick and Jesus pushing.
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Male 12,365
[quote]If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.[/quote]

Probably only if you were supposed to be using it to ensure that your sister in law conceived shortly after her husband, your brother, died. That`s what the story of Onan was about and that`s the biblical story that`s usually dragged up about masturbation.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I was like, what horrible disease could this be? Then I come to the end and I`m like wow.[/quote]

Same here. I was initially expecting syphillis, going on the apparent age of the pamphlet.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Maybe it only happened to guys? Hopefully?[/quote]

In those days, in those places, the people behind such messages would never have considered the possibility of a woman masturbating. It simply couldn`t happen within their ideas about sex.
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Male 1,625
The Plague!!
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Male 103
oh god. im at the sixth stage... goodbye fare world.
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Male 2
Damn, i know this is fake and will never interfere with my self-sex life, but damn, the images, the text, the style, damn that scared me.
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Male 2,424
"Isn`t masturbation actually good for you?"

It`s good for me.
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Female 124
Isn`t masturbation actually good for you?
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Male 205
@irbord
Couldn`t "plus" mean "more", as in, "the death is stronger (than before)"? Also, it seems like there was something else for "feu" but I can`t remember just now, and I don`t feel like looking it up..
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Male 554
OMG i have ONE YEAR TO LIVE T___T
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Male 285
I like how he vomits blood into a nice bowl. But I am not looking forward to it when it happens to me.
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Male 782
...and his name was Willy...
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Male 440
What? No hairy palms?
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Male 1,244
Reading it I thought he stumbled upon a victorian meth lab
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Male 33
the english translations are a lie lmao `la morte est tres forte` means the death is very strong and `tout son corps se roidit=` means his whole body is rotting. xDDDD
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Male 575
Never touching myself again... until I do... >.>
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Male 25,416
what no no noooo!
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Female 836
The Victorian Era. Pretty to look at, horrible to live through.
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Male 467
Wow, he`s feeling that bad and he still goes to a rave at the second last picture. A trooper that one.
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Female 3,828
So THATS why i feel so sh*tty today!!
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Female 4,376
oh my goodness lol.
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Female 673
Oh no, they gleam in my eyes... It`s gone! :-O
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Male 101
Us IABers all know the cure to this...
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Female 3,574
@Fuego I just lost thanks to you :(
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Female 2,352
I must be immune then.
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Male 177
Oh hell, I wonder how long I have left...
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Male 1,108
I only just managed to see this just in time to warn others.
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Male 931
I must be immune :D
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Female 130
every generation has their set of lies to pass on to the next. to people born 100 years from now stuff we are raised with will seem just as nutty if not more so.
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Male 4,867
well....i`m fcuked ¬¬
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Male 533
Masturbation survivors meeting at the church next Thursday.
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Male 2,034
So apparently I should have died like 8 years ago. I`m a medical miracle!
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Male 2,592
C`mon, everybody would`ve been dead a long time ago...
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Male 63
but i don`t wanna be pete docherty!
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Male 5,194
>>Wouldn`t most all of us be dead by now?

Actually, my calculations indicate the entire planet should have exploded like a neutron star.
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Male 95
i lost like two minutes ago!!
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Male 15,510
Oh so that is why we keep vomiting blood
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Female 407
HAHAHA oh my. a band of fire surrounds his eyes hahahahha
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Male 1,287
masturbation`s not for the devil. It`s for my Bobby. That reminds me, anyone else lost the game recently? I just did.
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Male 174
fap fap fap fap lol
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Male 503
really? usually when i get done masturbating i get hungry for a sandwich
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Male 2,424
The first pictures, he looks like he needs to. In the last it looks like he is.

But in the middle it looks like he watched 2 girls one cup.
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Male 1,312
well if that was true I would have been dead a long time ago
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Male 2,199
OH GOD!!! NOOO!!!!! if this is true, im gunna probably internally combust into a giant fireball...
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Female 105
gatsbygal-I did an image search and I was much confused, for none of the above shown pictures came up in my search. I am much vexed.
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Female 351
Maybe it only happened to guys? Hopefully?
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Male 39,923
sourkrauter, if she was such a big slut why were you with her?

oh...never mind. the question kinda answered itself.
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Female 9,572
I was like, what horrible disease could this be? Then I come to the end and I`m like wow.
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Male 494
"""This is why the most dangerous thing in the word is collective belief. People are crazy and will believe anything."""

According to <Barely relevant bible verse>, you`re going to HELL!!1!!1!!1!oneone.
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Female 13
What is this "masturbation" they mention? Let me do a Google image search and maybe I`ll figure it out.
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Female 3,574
lol wow
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Male 894
i cant imagine jizz being sacred. my slut of an x girlfriend must be holy cuz she swallowed gallons of my sperm, and god knows who else`s...
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Female 122
This is why the most dangerous thing in the word is collective belief. People are crazy and will believe anything.
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Male 9
If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.
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Male 49
I read through the whole thing racking my brains to think of a disease that causes these symptoms. And then I got to the bottom. HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Male 247
wtf
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Female 1,435
whoa
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Male 240
Every sperm is sacred...
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Female 92
ohhh so that`s what`s wrong with me.
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Female 682
hee hee
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Male 6,693
Consequences of Masturbation huh. Wouldn`t most all of us be dead by now.
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Male 9,305
And this is why everyone back then were so uptight. Sexual frustration will shove a rod so far up your society`s ass it will be near to impossible to find it again in order to remove it.
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Male 39,923
Someone tell me, is this post funny?

I couldn`t see it `cause I went blind from doing it years ago.
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Male 774
I thought this was a new black plague the way it described it but when I read the title I laughed.
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Female 1,181
leave it to the french...
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Female 3,562
They used to commit you to a lunatic asylum for masturbation.
Kind of sad though, that he would have some horrible fatal disease and everyone would just tell him "lol just stop masturbating you perv"
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Male 132
I would hate to be a 15 year old living in 19th century France
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Female 318
I can see it and it`s funny as hell! Nice post, haven`t seen this before, do it again Handsompod!
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Male 21
Picture shows for me
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Male 541
Ohh, so THAT`S why I`m going bald.
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Male 519
for those of you that cant see it its basicly saying masturbate and you will die a horrible and painful death by the age of 17
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Male 101
If it`s true than we`re all doomed. DOOMED I say... The human race will be extinct in a matter of weeks. And seriously - I think I`d rather die this way than the way the priests used to say about this "very disturbing mental disease". XD
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Female 307
...... Oh wow.
Poor guy.
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Male 668
Lolwut... I read all that and then just got a wtf at the title of it.
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Female 57
lol wow
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Male 2,548
Finally an explanation for all of my incurable symptoms!!
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Female 1,043
i just see a white dot...
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Male 191
Is it broken or is my computer just being dumb?
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Male 7
don see nutin
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Male 695
The black plague?

Seriously though I see nothing.
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Male 1,108
Link: If This Is A Real Disease, We`re All Doomed [Pic] [Rate Link] - This 1844 medical book chronicles the fatal consequences of this strange terrible disease.
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