I-A-B Life Lesson #19: The Watermark Rule [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Always read them before fapping. [Safe for work.]
There are 153 comments:
Female 914
well, they didn`t lie, that radyboi is pretty hot.
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Female 1,623
fapfapfapfap... wait wha?
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Male 177
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAYEDAY!
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Male 6,693
That does not look like a dude.
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Male 12
That`s why I don`t date asian dudes.
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Male 397
Who cares? That`s hot.
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Female 5
took me a min.... hahaha
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Female 2,927
again, just not fair dammit.
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Male 2,220
Taylor Stone - "I`ve actually been trying to get them to join IAB for a while now... They`re both a bit shy about if people will attack them for being Trans"

People? Nah, just the douchebags, dude.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 1,140
The drat?
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Male 107
Anyone else tried going to that website?
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Female 69
...I`d tap that.
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Male 928
I don`t care if men want to dress like women, but they should be required by federal law to wear special bracelets.
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Male 1,370
He`s hot.
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Male 5,189
_-_ Fail
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Male 5,194
Adorable! And, comes with a ding-ding.
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Male 1,815
I feel like I can see a mustache, but I might just be imagining it.
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Male 226
See? This proves that guys care about more than just looks. It matters what`s inside...their pants...
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Male 165
I lost the game... oh, doesnt works that way?
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Male 69
Why read when I can just *FAPFAPFAPFAP*
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Male 600
Ok, I see the adam`s apple but there is no bulge down there...
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Male 23
SO, this chick is a guy?
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Male 518
Zie is hot
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Male 606
Eh...I`d hit it. If I was into chicks, anyway.
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Male 2,688
@MEZA

This is where you need to pay closer attention to the matter at hand. When they post the DDHM posts and people rag on them, its USUALLY just joking, not genuine hate and ignorance.

You`ll notice that I rarely post in those threads for the specific reason that were a pic from my high school years make it to IAB, it would end up in that category and I don`t believe immediately assuming there`s some sort of psychological issue or attention seeking disorder with people who choose to get tattoos or piercings is right, considering I got mine because I liked them, as did all my friends who did it. It had nothing to do with attention, or any kind of daddy issues. Those posts are a joke and I can appreciate that, but coming to a thread about TS/TV individuals and spewing hate is a whole different thing.
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Male 2,688
Okay... I`ll explain this one more time Darth... I`ll try to keep it simple for you.

The only thing defining a person`s PHYSICAL gender is the hormones their blood carries. A female isn`t a female jut because it is born with ovaries, in fact some men are born with them too, but they lack function. The PHYSICAL gender is what we all see, while the PSYCHOLOGICAL gender is based more on the brain functions. A person can be BORN physically female and still present with the psychological makeup of a male. Vice versa can be true as well. If a male associates as a female and pursues the hormone treatments (and/or surgery) to change gender then that person is in ALL forms FEMALE. I`m watching two people go through this transition. I know the whole process inside and out. And I volunteered to be a sort of "coach" to both of them to help them deal with people like you and MEZA who don`t seem to have the capacity to get your heads around that gender change IS legitimate.
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Female 248
I think she`s very good looking. And btw, you guys, some transpeople get genital reconstructive surgery. Look at her crotch- do you really think she has a penis?
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Male 50
@Taylor according to your logic if a guy says there a girl then hes a girl. Does that mean all the guys who pretend to be "girls" online are really "girls" just because they say they are?
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Female 34
He makes a really pretty girl, that`s all I`m gonna say.
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Male 333
Ok this is my last post about the subject. You all are hypocrites about this whole live and let live hippie nonsense. Expect to be hated if you do something this radical, not everyone is going to accept it. You all rag on all those daddy didn`t hug me posts but hem it has to do with a tranny all you do is turn around and chastise someone for doing the same just because you are more sympathetic with this cause. You have a right to hate, and I will gladly continue doing so, thank you.
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Female 346
Yep, I`d tap that.
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Female 579
So? *fap*
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Male 193
Yeah it`s Tauron from MoM, 5Cats... ;-)
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Male 2,688
"Is it ok to fap thinking about Opiebreath tapping a ladyboy?"

Yes

"I`d like to meet Jen and Chi."

I`ve actually been trying to get them to join IAB for a while now... They`re both a bit shy about if people will attack them for being Trans.

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Male 40,266
Well, not bad. If you`re a straight guy and you want to occationally take it up the back door without cheeting, then she is the girl for you!

But I dont` think I`d like a girlfriend with a bitter dick than mine.
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Female 15,763
"@opiebreath - You mean to say "I`d still be tapped by that", of course? Feel free to expand on the subject!"

Girls can do the tapping too.

...Trust me.
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Male 41,177
@KucheKlizma: HEY! Your icon`s a charecter from Master Of Magic! I love that game :heart:

Question: Is it ok to fap thinking about Opiebreath tapping a ladyboy? Whoops! Too late :-)
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Male 76

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Male 3,631
P.S. - Good point Boadicea, but not fundamentally symmetrical with the argument at hand.
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Male 3,631
Wow - that`s a really powerful statement Manic, and yes, Apples is a sick man..
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Male 3,631
I`d like to meet Jen and Chi.
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Male 29
Dah! I was too late! I spent four seconds looking at her before I saw it.
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Male 343
trap
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Male 337
The clothes are kind of badly Photoshopped on if you really notice...
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Female 3,828
I lol`d
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Male 25
"I know! Who wears blue and pink florals now days". My grandmother. Does anyone else notice "her" arms seem to be bending the wrong way?

PS. The neck gave it away.
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Male 669
so some of you people look at this picture and go "yeah, thats perfectly normal"?
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Female 52
Gerry1of1
"Eww!

That is the ugliest bathing suit I`ve ever seen!"
I know! Who wears blue and pink florals now days.
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Male 40,266
Eww!

That is the ugliest bathing suit I`ve ever seen!
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Female 728
Something struck me as odd about this woman and then I scrolled down to the watermark. Her face and shoulders in particular have subtle masculine qualities which kind of interfere with the feminine look.
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Male 312
Hoho, I scrolled down before seeing. Trap card destroyed.
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Male 2,748
noooooooooooooooo
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Male 160
Its a Trap!
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Male 914
schwing!
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Male 1,593
Meh.. Still cute enough for fapping either way. :-P
besides, I don`t trust watermarks. They`re too easily added/altered/faked.
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Male 1,193
I disagree. Ignorance is Bliss on this one.
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Male 193
@opiebreath - You mean to say "I`d still be tapped by that", of course? Feel free to expand on the subject!
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Male 24
*Looks at picture and um...is happy*
*Looks at watermark*
"FUUUUUUU-"
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Male 4,014
MEZA is just mad because his aesthetic sense tells him the girl is pretty, while his rational brain tells him she has a penis. His spew of vitriol is nothing more than him projecting his internal confusion outwards onto what he calls an "Abomination of nature."

"scientifically classified as abominations" . . . that made me laugh
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Male 51
@taylor stone

relax.
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Male 415
)-| .... :-/ .... X-(
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Female 15,763
I`d still tap that.

8-)
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Male 438
That is a man if anyone has doubts.
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Male 328
My peepee is confused.
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Male 2,688
Meza, saying you disagree with the process, or don`t think its right is an opinion, and you`re welcome to it. Saying they are considered an abomination in the medical field is an attempt to taint fact. THAT is where you made your mistake. Saying that they aren`t considered female because they can;t produce children is just a display of ignorance. When someone made it clear you were wrong, you continued spewing FURTHER ignorance. Your opinion is your opinion, and thats fine... But don`t try to mix in your own jaded facts and think the more educated people are going to let you get away with it.
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Male 193
P.S. not to be taken literally.
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Female 351
I`m an attractive girl...I think...?
But I think she`s prettier than me. She makes me feel bad about myself. Idc if it`s really a boy.
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Male 193
@MEZA - Denying people`s acts, which bring them happiness and in no way cause you harm is not simply ignorant - it`s far worse. And my opinion is that 9/11 was a cool thing and i always laugh when i hear about it. Do understand why people should keep their opinions to themselves now? You have no right to cause people aggravation with your moronic opinion.
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Female 1,677
Saying somebody should die because you think they`re weird (or whatever) is a whole different thing than simply "disagreeing". Clearly you indeed are ignorant.
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Male 333
Haha I guess this is home to plenty of cooks too. Just because I don`t agree with you doesn`t mean I`m ignorant. Honestly I think it`s incredibly wrong but I`m not gonna push my opinion on you to stop you from doing it, I`m just gonna say my opinion. I don`t have to accept and embrace other cultures, I have the right to disagree and so do you. Just don`t get all butt hurt when someone openly disagrees with you, pansy.
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Female 1,677
"Dude, go die. You defy the laws of nature for your pleasure. Legalities don`t mean poo because at the end of the day, you`re still a drating dude!"

Ugh, if anybody needs to just die, it`s you. You obviously contribute nothing of value to society or existence-- you just spew hate and ignorance. You obviously have some sort of deep insecurity in your own self if you feel so threatened by people you don`t understand (and who pose no threat to you). Live and let live-- ever heard that saying? Douchebag.
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Male 41,177
Where else but IAB could MEZA and DarthTyranus meet? (and annoy us all?)

Isn`t the interwebs WONDERFUL?

Meanwhile back to reality: Your physical `gender` may not match your mental `gender`. While I suspect many Thai `ladyboys` undergo the treatments for financial gain, MOST people do so for valid reasons (with doctor approval, eh?)

Like I posted earlier: you are who you say you are, who are WE to argue?
Me personally, I`m a cat...
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Male 210
As I think you can see, I-A-B...these kinds of posts are disgustingly outdated, in terms of hilarity. Stop posting. Thanks.
Signed
~the trans community
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Male 2,688
"Also lets just drop this argument right now. Im tired of arguing with gay trolls."

If I read correctly... It`s the "gay trolls" you speak of that are posting intelligent SCIENTIFIC AND MEDICALLY PROVEN DATA... In other words... Its the ignorant undereducated MORONS like you that should be called the trolls for trying to make it out like you have any idea what you`re talking about.
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Male 333
Dude, go die. You defy the laws of nature for your pleasure. Legalities don`t mean poo because at the end of the day, you`re still a drating dude!
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Male 2,688
and MEZA, their breasts are real... Its part of the hormone treatments... And transgendered women don`t menstruate because they lack a uterus BUT they go through a cycle similar to women due to the fluctuations in their hormones, just like a normal female. So by YOUR reasoning, women who have hysterectomies or have gone through menopause are no longer female because they lack the ability to birth children or menstruate...
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`There are obvious exceptions to that` i think thats the point some of these people are trying to make. and just to be clear, with hormone treatment of an over whelming amount of continuous stress males can lactate. so, now your argument stands that in order to be female you cant have `mounds` of silicone under your chest and you have to menstruate and give birth.
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Male 2,688
Boadicea... It appears we have people who are spewing their opinions without knowing half of what they`re talking about.

Post Op transgender women are medically classified as WOMEN because their bodies contain the FEMALE hormones and they present with FEMALE qualities.

My transgendered friends do not associate themselves as being male, nor do they act, think or speak they way a "typical male" does. They are legally, medically, and by all other means FEMALES. This includes it reading as FEMALE on all legal documents such as driver`s licenses, social security information, tax papers, marriage licenses, etc.
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Male 333
There are obvious exceptions to that but the damn thing doesn`t have ovaries it doesn`t have anything except mounds of silicone under their skin on their chest. And yes infect that criteria does apply because NONE of them can give birth lactate or menstruate.
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Male 5,194
Yay! Cute asian ladyboys. Nice to know at least a few guys can be as cute as that.
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Male 50
@MEZA Exactly. Also lets just drop this argument right now. Im tired of arguing with gay trolls.
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2,889
`A girl with a penis is a transvesite beacause its justa guy dressed as a girl. A guy with his penis chopped of is a transgender. What part about that didnt you get?`

actually transvestites dont identify as the opposite sex. they are typically men who wear womans cloths. some one who identifies as the opposite sex is trans gender, regardless of their physical genitalia because gender is socially constructed. transsexual is the surgery change the sex. gender and sex are 2 different things hence the two terms

`A woman gives birth, menstruates,` so if a person is born with a vagina and no ovaries they cant give birth or menstruate but they are not female?
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Female 1,677
You`re an abomination of intelligence. And not all women menstruate or are able to give birth, so that criteria doesn`t quite apply.
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Male 333
Abomination of nature. Just because you surgically got your things changed doesn`t mean your woman. It means your a wangles freak. A woman gives birth, menstruates, they don`t do either. They are in the limbo of genders and are scientifically classified as abominations...just be gay don`t go running around do this stuff.
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Male 2,688
"What part about that didnt you get?"

Okay... As for that... I slipped up and misread that statement. You had it right in the way you meant it. My bad. I admit I slipped up on that one. But that doesn`t change that you`re completely ignoring the findings of decades of medical science.
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Male 2,688
"@taylor you just admitted you were gay.

@kittehdee29 you need get a life. A post op is still a guy. Just because his dick was chopped does not make him a girl. He might look like one but he still isnt."

Okay... Nowhere in my posts did I say I was gay. IN FACT, I made it quite clear I was straight. Its YOUR ignorant and closed minded brain that seems to READ it as meaning gay.

As for your response to kitteh, allow me to explain something... The ONLY thing defining a person`s gender is the hormone that course through their system. A Post-op male-to-female transgender is both physically AND biochemically a female. Your physical genitalia is NOT what defines gender. There are many medical and scientific studies that prove this. IF you do your research and LEARN something, maybe you won`t come off as such a retard...
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Male 50
A girl with a penis is a transvesite beacause its justa guy dressed as a girl. A guy with his penis chopped of is a transgender. What part about that didnt you get?
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Male 2,688
Oh, and Darth... proving FURTHER that you`re a retard, TRANSVESTITE is the word for a man DRESSED as a woman. The word you`re looking for in your idiotic statement was TRANSGENDER.
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Male 50
@taylor you just admitted you were gay.

@kittehdee29 you need get a life. A post op is still a guy. Just because his dick was chopped does not make him a girl. He might look like one but he still isnt.
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Male 99



That is all.
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Male 2,688
Darth... You just unlocked the "I`m an ignorant closed minded douche" achievement... Congratulations.
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Female 803
@DarthTyrannus, you`re an idiot, and you also seem pretty insecure with your sexuality. Are you still in the closet, pretty boy?

Born with both is called a hermaphrodite and usually one of the sex organs isn`t formed completely, if both are formed at all.

Secondly, yeah, actually a sex change surgery changes *gasp!* your gender. So whether you were born with a vagoo or you got one through surgery, a vadge is a vadge. Bet you`d fap to her just as likely as any other unknowing guy.
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Male 50
Its only a girl if it was born with vagina. If it was born with both a weewe and a peehole than its still a girl because it still has a vag. But if it got a "vagina" later on than its not a girl. Its just a guy with his penis chopped off. And if its a girl with only a penis than its not a girl. Its a transvestite.

So if it wasnt born with a vagina and you fapped to it than you are gay.
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Female 137
I glanced over my roommates shoulder about a year ago and saw a pic in his email that I recognized. I asked him if he knew "her", and he said yeah, they `hooked up online`. Then I had to tell him it wasn`t a real girl, it was a Japanese schoolgirl silicone doll. He looked like he died a little inside. He fapped to that, so you can bet guys have fapped to this `girl`.
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Female 1,095
clavicles, elbows, knees, and neck give it away.
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Male 2,688
"i bet a lot of guys still fapped with out reading it lol"

I bet a few fapped harder when they read the watermark...
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Female 3,562
Proof that there really isn`t much difference between a girl or a guy when they`re both starving to death to look thin.
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Female 362
i bet a lot of guys still fapped with out reading it lol
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Female 317
i saw that coming a mile away.
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Female 682
sometimes, I wish I was a gay man JUST so I could make love to a transvestite/transsexual.....lol ;)
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Male 2,688
Apples... I didn`t have my Eye Bleach ready, ya jerk....
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Male 2,688
I mean loosely straight in the sense that if I have a few drinks, the fact that my two friends Jen and Chi were born Josh and Cho kinda get lost in the haze... (Jen is Irish, Chi is Korean) I`m straight... But when you have two really good looking (MOSTLY) girls sitting beside you over a night worth of drinks, you sometimes lose sight of that really thin line between Transgendered and Female... It wouldn`t be so if they didn`t genuinely look like girls BEFORE they went on hormones.
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Male 583
f**k you!!!
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Male 7,839
oh, and apples, your a sick man.
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Male 7,839
taylor, by "loosely straight" do you mean bi? if so than i can see where it might not bother you all that much. I as purely straight man am worried by this because i would hate to be making out with a hot girl and she whip out a penis. especially if it were bigger than mine.

what can i say, im very conservative in my sexuality.
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Male 87
Not bad for a lady boy, I`ve seen worse. But like Suicism says, difference between saying he/she looks beautiful than actually going through with anything more.

The person in the picture is beautiful, got no trouble saying such things. Hell I have no trouble saying I think Clive Owen looks really handsome, it`s only a statement of one way to describe someone.

Some people, the "haha-you`re gay" people that need to grow up a little ^^
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Male 2,688
cobrakiller, I won`t lie, I`ve made out with both of them, but I`m a loosely straight person who drinks with friends at a gay bar...

I get memories of them from before, but they both looked like girls when we were kids too. They just wore boys clothes until they were old enough to choose their own paths.
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Male 1,442
I remain undecided on what I think of lady-boys/transexuals...
They say they honistly feel like they are trapped in the wrong gender. Alot of people get behind this and say it is totaly possible body-wise, not just purely physiological.
But then the world is full of people that are just weird, and I can`t really tell if they are victim of chance or just weird. You can say all you like about hormones, but don`t forget people don`t just stop at thinking wrong gender...

I am not saying they should stop, just wondering where we will draw a line after bioengineering lets people stop being a "victim" trapped in the wrong species...
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Male 15,510
Its technically okay for girls to dig on ladyboys?
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Male 1,596
that bieber ps is just hrong!
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Male 1,596
i don`t care
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Male 188
Damn it, ILikeApples! What did I do to deserve seeing that picture?
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Male 3,631
It`s really nice to see that so many other guys are open to this. I go with Taylor`s remark for the extent of my feelings on the issue - whether I would actually go through with it is a different story (perhaps some of the male-ness might show through more in person, which is not what we`re attracted to) but definitely nothing to be ashamed of on the surface - if I were gay, I`d be looking for masculinity.
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Male 41,177
@razlem I think lady-boys are all pre-op. Same for `she-males` because after the last operation, they`re just plain women, eh?

@RecycleElf Lolz! Ditto dude! Actually, your parrot is starting to look pretty good too...

But really, if it says it`s a girl, then it`s a girl (with extra parts) & who are we to argue?

My friend is dating a guy who used to be a gal, does that make her `not a lesbian`? Lolz, idk!
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Male 503


amazing how feminine guys are looking these days
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Male 339
@tenty:

i havnt been single that long, but i too would still hit that haha
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Male 503
haha now i got it
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Male 533
Pre-op or post-op?
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Male 7,839
taylor, do you ever find yourself attracted to your friends, but then remember what they used to look like?
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Male 424
I think I speak for all of us, who have been single for 3 months (or longer), That we would hit that...
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Male 1,129
wow
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Male 3,619
I`d hit that so hard, the person to pull me out would be crowned the king of England... not
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Male 274
[quote]
boys that look like girls? wow, that`s a new one...[/quote]

lol no its not >=P
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Male 274
I`d hit that
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Male 2,688
Don`r worry, cobrakiller... Finding this picture hot doesn`t make you gay. She is physically and (as is usually the case) biochemically a female... She just has an extra bit of tackle added on that they haven`t removed yet to complete the transformation...

( I have 2 friends going through this transition... Both were born boys and became girls... Its been interesting to see the process.)
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Male 7,839
i do hate these pictures though. i am always like "oh, shes kind of...OH MY GOD!! NO!!" if only i didnt know there was a penis somewhere in there.
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Male 10
Yeah, I`d still do him to...
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Male 725
I`d still hit it.
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Male 25,416
Thats so creepy, im so confused!
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Male 1,011
http://tinyurl.com/cdlrol <~ for those that dont know what a watermark is.
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Female 293
id still hump him
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Female 36
i see his adams apple
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Male 7,839
psychgeek, its the words at the bottom of the picture that name the website. and the name of the website is...
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Female 237
Please tell me those who don`t know what a watermark is are joking :S

It`s the copyright on the bottom right.
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Male 1,299
I`d still burn one.
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Male 577
"But how does she/she/it have a female body shape then? Post-op?"

I`m gonna guess hormones.
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Male 363
I still don`t see it...
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Female 1,148
Come on. Transexuals can be hot!
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Female 1,798
okay what exactly is the "watermark rule"? she looks like a girl to me...is it the Adam`s apple?
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Male 54
I fapped anyway, feels good man
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Male 295
Learned this from personal experience I assume.
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Male 394
But how does she/she/it have a female body shape then? Post-op?
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Male 1,931
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 1,357
ew ewwww eweee weeewww
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Male 2,004
it`s a TRAP!
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Male 2,688
Still looks like a girl... Safe for fapping....
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Male 152
very well tucked in tbf.
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Male 11,739
Yeah it`s not hard to tell it`s a guy. But whatever puts the wind in your sails.
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Female 1,181
boys that look like girls? wow, that`s a new one...
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Male 5,314
at first i was like :)
then i was like :|
now i`m like :)
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Female 1,798
i see a hickey on her neck.
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Male 21,025
Link: I-A-B Life Lesson #19: The Watermark Rule [Pic] [Rate Link] - Always read them before fapping. [Safe for work.]
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