Human Cat Perch

Submitted by: Boadicea 6 years ago in Funny

What is the one thing your dental hygiene routine is missing? A cat on your head!
There are 60 comments:
Male 1,164
"Damn dude aren`t you hardcore picking a fight with a cat. Freaking loser."

I see you`ve met pmarren. Yeah... how do I say this...

He doesn`t like cats.
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Male 31
"Something tells me that chick is going to be single for a VERY long time. What a goddam moron. I`d have beat that goddam filthy cat until its eyes popped out. Cats are nothing but maggot food.

Cats = Suck"

Damn dude aren`t you hardcore picking a fight with a cat. Freaking loser.
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Female 418
lol@ The Meg calender in the back.
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Female 56
Freaking felines, I giggled - I`ll admit it.
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Female 1,677
Why would she need a shower when the cat never touched her? All she needs to do is wash the towel.
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Male 321
She better jump back in the shower after that. I`m sure the cat just got done playing in it`s indoor sandbox moments before. There`s a lot of desperate people out there if they want a girlfriend like this.
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Female 3,727
Tiredofnicks Male, 30-39, Europe
2410 Posts Monday, July 26, 2010 5:43:19 AM
she didn`t brush her teeth for two minutes!!! D:
My dentist recommended 10 minutes three times a day when I was a kid.
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You`re kidding right? Did you have bloody gums after your 30 minutes of brushing?
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Female 3,727
That is NOT adorable nor cute. I would kill a drating cat if it did something like that. I am not a drating cat perch. I am the one that works to put food in your damn bowl so treat me with respect.

DOGS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN CATS!
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Female 1,593
@OmgZelda
For a 18-29 year old, you sound surprisingly like my mother.

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For an 18-29 year old to point out something so trivial, it leads me to believe that you don`t take very good care of your teeth.
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Female 382
TROLL BE TRIPPIN!!!
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Male 4,594
Something tells me that chick is going to be single for a VERY long time. What a goddam moron. I`d have beat that goddam filthy cat until its eyes popped out. Cats are nothing but maggot food.

Cats = Suck
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Male 1,364
CAT ON HEAD!!!!! YEAH!!!!
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Female 407
Adorable =3 I have a Siamese who likes to watch me do the same (he just sits on the toilet, though.) If I take too long he starts meowing at me because I`m taking too long and it`s time to go to bed! He sleeps under my blanket with his head on my shoulder.
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Female 4,039
I like how the cat doesn`t hang on with his front paws. They just dangle.
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Male 1,523
My cat jumps on my shoulders every time I lean down to look in the fridge...
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Male 6,694
I would not do this. I dont need a cat on my head.
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Male 606
not that no one believes you, its just that no one cares when you talk about ur stupid cat!
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Female 2,509
aanndddd cue pmarren
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Male 5,094
[quote]she didn`t brush her teeth for two minutes!!! D:[/quote]

My dentist recommended 10 minutes three times a day when I was a kid.
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Male 38
old
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Male 66
"Why does she brush her teeth after using mouth wash? That intrigues me more than the cat.."

I have two Listerine mouthwashes, one for before and one for after. Doesn`t seem all that strange to me.
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Male 35
she didn`t brush her teeth for two minutes!!! D:
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Male 2,005
i`d love to have a catlike that

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Female 261
My cat would hang over my shoulder every time I was on the phone.
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Female 683
Why does she brush her teeth after using mouth wash? That intrigues me more than the cat..
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Female 4
LOL That cat is adorable.
Dig the family guy calender behind her.
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Female 1,401
lolz at 5cats!
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Female 109
i thought it was a guy at first. and then i heard her talk...
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Male 272
she`s pretty hot & funny
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Male 37,826
Lolz! A helpful cat is a happy cat!
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Female 1,677
Haha that cat`s adorable. And the mouthwash before brushing? Kind of weird, but if it`s just to kill bacteria in the mouth, who cares what order it`s done in..
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Male 621
That cat is chillin like a villain
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Male 784
I still don`t believe it...
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Male 3,915
omg drworm2002 i agree! who does that? you`re supposed to mouth-wash afterward to get everything brushing left behind....duh

how weird of her.....oh and that cat is slightly unusual too....
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Male 662
Why did she mouthwash BEFORE brushing?
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Female 316
That cat was chillin` like a villain. LOL
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Male 12,138
She looks identical to an ex-girlfriend of mine... though unless she`s since cultivated an American accent, I`m pretty sure this ain`t her.
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Male 194
Turbotong, you are the bane of my everything.
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Male 600
i want her. she likes family guy, lolcats, and is hot.
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Male 715
Very entertaining.

Well she lives in either RI, MA, or CT. WHJY is a Providence, RI radio station.
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Male 25,416
I so wanted to cat do leave a fresh one on her head!
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Female 839
Can`t believe people watched this and the only comments they had were on the woman`s oral hygiene. Words fail me.

Funny video!
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Male 104
I want a girlfriend with a cat on her head!
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Female 477
imagine it pooped on her shoulder haha
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Male 1,299
pretty sure I used to live in that apartment...
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Female 145
she doesn`t need to brush her teeth for the whole 2 minutes. It`s not a regular toothbrush
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Female 99
Using mouthwash first loosens plaque which makes it easier to brush away. Thought everyone knew that.
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Male 158
Did anyone notice the Meg poster?
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Female 2,674
DrunkStepdad - If I use mouthwash, I have to use it before I brush my teeth. I have this prescription toothpaste that I`m supposed to let stay on my teeth over night without rinsing, and mouthwash would ruin the effect of that. So I don`t really think it matters if it`s before or after TBH.

But to the people commenting about her brushing habits, consider that the video was made to put online. I doubt she wanted to bore people to death by having them watch her brush her teeth, floss, and use mouthwash for the "correct" amount of time.
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Male 2,521
People who are overly comfortable with letting their cats do whatever the hell they want really annoy the piss out of me.
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Female 2,120
@OmgZelda
For a 18-29 year old, you sound surprisingly like my mother.
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Female 305
What an adorable kitty! Mewmew
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Female 1,593
Kitty is adorable! He reminds me of a kitty I used to have when I was in middle school. She`d get dressed with me and then sit on my shoulder until I left.

As for the girl, I`m very concerned about her oral hygiene habits.

1) She didn`t floss.
2) She didn`t mouthwash long enough. (30 sec)
3) She didn`t brush long enough. (2 mins)
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Male 206
Doesn`t one normally brush thier teeth then use mouthwash?
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Female 2,674
Cuuute! I had a cat who would climb up people`s clothes (starting from wherever the bottom of their pants or shorts were) until she reached their shoulder. And then she`d just sit there until the person took her down. She did this to everyone, including the electrical guy who was trying to fix something (quite embarrassing but he didn`t mind).
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Male 9,306
Absolutely adorable.
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Male 886
D`awwwww
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Female 15,763
Why DO cats like to be perched on tall things?
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Male 569
only 50 seconds of teeth brushing? tsk.
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Female 1,677
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