How To Trick People Into Thinking You`re Hot

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

All you ugly people will want to take notes on this helpful tutorial.
There are 150 comments:
Female 614
new best friend.
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Male 70
She is not ugly.....
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Female 27
Love it, love her.
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Male 1,299
WHAT THE drat DID GOD DO TO HER THROAT IN ORDER TO MAKE HER VOICE THE AURAL EMBODIMENT CRAMMING A DRILL BIT INTO YOUR EAR!

<Capslock is cruise control for kewl>
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Male 126
thank god i wasnt the only one who felt like i was getting rick rolled watching this although she is smokin hot
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Male 23
Noooooooooooooo. That song will never leave my brain
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Male 10
well that`s a new way to rick roll people, hide it by having a cute girl give a tutorial on something lol
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Male 430
that was pretty good.
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Male 1,071
I love her
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Male 366
she looks better without the makeup
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Female 245
oh. my. god. did i just get rick rolled? X(
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Male 221
@ xantulis- Thank You that was bugging the crap out of me I had it narrowed down to American Pie, I think its the quirky smile
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Female 1,427
oh, that made me ROFL.
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Female 1,199
@edana - Doubt it. The whole thing kinda seems like a spoof on make-up tutorials on youtube.
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Male 10
The band girl from american pie anyone? NO? huh ok.
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Male 180
5-star lulz

you go, girl
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Male 505
Wow. Her eyes were really freaking me out. So...emotionless. Like she was a robot. The voice only made it worse.
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Male 34
Basically she`s cute, but, sometimes she just looks like total monkey poo.
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Female 2,509
Imma going out on a limb here and say methinks she is ragging on someone whom she believes is ugly. Is that jealousy`s ugly head rearing itself into position?
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Female 38
The way she talks and her voice makes it even funnier.
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Male 928
She looks alright either way, because she has a normal faceshape.
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Female 876
HAHAHA

I want to meet this chick.
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Male 2,690
Eh, you can tell she`s pretty before the make up..she`s pretty in general.
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Female 465
I disagree, Handsompod - I think she looks like a transvestite with the makeup on, and a trainwreck without it...
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Female 2,352
Didn`t think that was going to be funny. lol
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Male 1,108
She was pretty hot anyway, although she does need to do a video on how not to sound like Gilbert Gottfried.
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Female 263
I love dry humor mixed with bad acting. : D
lol at crying over her diploma.
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Male 690
Funny girl
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Female 351
Epic!!!!
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Male 3,915
lol...."that was not good for it"

good thing i`m funny! =D
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Male 151
i didn`t even realise i was being rick rolled!
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Male 415
Lol shes pretty funny
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Male 2,309
i think im in love
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Female 99
I like to use black, cause it makes me look like a whore
lmao
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Male 6,693
How to be hot when your already hot.
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Male 2,868
Funny video- although about 1/2 way through, I realized I`d been stealth-rick-rolled.
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Female 751
sense of humor WIN!
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Male 1,287
aesthetically she was pretty cute, but her sense of humor is f*cking hot.
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Female 91
she looked pretty hot with the glasses
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Male 792
She`s pretty cute...
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Male 115
She`s hot anyway
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Male 2,424
From step A to Z in her tutorial, I found her 100% do-able.
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Male 76
lmfao made my day
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Male 2,004
the way she talked made me feel stupid
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Male 1,704
2:03 HAHAHA
before i go to work i like to pump myself up by crying over my masters degree!!
cracked me up!
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Female 1,095
the way she was talking was highly annoying.
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Female 533
joke or not the makeup actually helped her...
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Male 2,748
holy make-up!! but it did help... hahha
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Female 1,441
Lol at people taking this seriously. She was over-doing the make-up on purpose. Part of the joke guys!
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Female 109
I give this video an A+. She had me cracking up several times.

Also, the subtle background rickrolling music was definitely an added bonus.
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Male 56
"Now it`s time to abuse your hair..
That was not good for it"
The quiet background rickrolling makes this video all the more awesome
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Female 5,222
she had makeup in her hair XDD
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Female 3,828
Woah she really did bleach the sh*t outta her hair.
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Male 782
She didn`t trick me.
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Male 18
@boojie97 Maybe materialistic whores should stop being such materialistic whores.
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Female 674
"I call bs, most girls think I`m funny, and cute...and I`m still friend zoned. Know why? Cause I`m nice. She shoulda ended with something like "You`ll just have to be a douchebag" cause that`s how it works. Meh."

You`re friend-zoned because A) you`re ugly or B) they don`t like you.
It`s the same reason you friend-zone a girl.
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Male 9,305
GAHAHAHA! Ohhh she`s rich! I love this bitch! XD
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Male 4,014
Plus, once you get her, THEN be your normal nice self, THEN she feels special because she gets to see your sensitive side and likes you even more for opening up! You win all around!
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Male 4,014
"Know why? Cause I`m nice."

Let me save you some time - STOP IT. Just stop being nice. Took me WAAAAAY too long to figure this out.

Ok, so you`re a nice guy, and you see all the girls you like go after jerks, right? Just be a jerk! WOMEN LOVE IT.

Now, I`m not saying be mean, just be aloof, like you don`t care, like you`re not interested, like you KNOW you could do better than them. DRIVES THEM CRAZY. Tell them you`ll call, then don`t. (Do this to several women, come SOME won`t bite, having been burned too many times before).

When you see them again, act interested, screws with their mind, makes them think you are better than them, which makes them want you more.

Its not the douchebagginess girls like - ITS THE CONFIDENCE. If you are so confident that you don`t care if that girl likes you, SHE WILL LIKE YOU HARD. Why? Because she WON you, when little did she know that was your plan.

Try it, its far easier than it seem
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Female 43
hey dude, i`ve been with my boy for over a year because he`s funny, nice, and adorable. and he treats me like a lady. maybe you should stop chasing materialistic whores.
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Female 152
shes cute either way!
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Male 768
I call bs, most girls think I`m funny, and cute...and I`m still friend zoned. Know why? Cause I`m nice. She shoulda ended with something like "You`ll just have to be a douchebag" cause that`s how it works. Meh.
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Male 3,372
wow...went from hot to not
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Female 252
I love the ending line "you`re just going to have to find a girl that thinks you`re funny".
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Male 4,793
did...did i just get rickrolled? for over two and a half minutes??
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Male 527
She started off pretty cute. Then she really overdid it with the eyeshadow. Not only that, I think if she stayed with the glasses as opposed to getting contacts, I think she really could have rocked that look.
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Male 7,839
manicrapture, thats the best kind of hot.
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Male 1
lolwat?
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Female 282
I LOVE THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND!
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Female 682
as long as she has her hair down and she`s smiling, she`s kinda hot already in a "not-all-up-in-yo-face-but- still-there-being-fanny-and-cute" kinda way.
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Female 407
i honestly think she was hotter at the end.
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Female 675
Good to know I`m already doing everything she says NOT to do... WOO! I get to be an ugly motherdrater!
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Male 985
That is awsome xD
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Female 525
Do people really not get the parody aspect of this? She knows shes a cute girl, she`s just making fun of other girls.
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Male 302
Well crap. I was following her steps, then she said it`s not helpful to men. Maybe I should quit that stripper job now.
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Female 1,682
Shes was quite funny. But I think she was way cuter at the beginning then later on. Too much eye makeup imo :/
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Male 7,839
she was cute at the begining, so this whole video is pointless.
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Female 11
Haha ftw.
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Female 249
that`s hilarious. also she reminds me of romy from romy and michelle`s high school reunion.
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Female 240
what`s funny is that this girl actually dance in underwear like costumes for a living. no joke, look her up on youtube. at least she is funny tho.
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Male 186
3.8 stars? Are you serious? Lame video.
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Male 3,842
Yeah, but she was cute to begin with
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Male 418
I laughed through that entire video. I haven`t seen something that funny in a long time.
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Male 2,402
Bwahahahahahah...That was freaking great. I`m in love with her.
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Female 221
this is useful
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Male 46
I prefer the "after" look.
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Male 252
That was the best rickroll ever...totally forgot until I read the comments
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Male 4,014
p.s., you`re an idiot if you did not immediately sense the parody aspect of this, that is, if you thought she really made this to be serious, useful advice.
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Male 4,014
funnier than I expected, and she`s good for a poke.

Plus, as mentioned, RICK ROLLED
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Male 645
no sound... she is hot,
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Male 716
Preeetty sure this was a parody.
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Male 2,688
LADIES AND GENLTEMEN! Are you AWARE that you are being Rickrolled throughout this ENTIRE video??????????????
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Male 2
That was hilarious! She was really funny. Please, young douchebags, continue your criticism of her..... while you are at home ALONE. ;)
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Male 40,207
LOL

"crying over my masters degree"

ROFLMHAO
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Male 4,680
She`s calling herself ugly so she gets attention from people saying "nooo you`re not ugly!" which she gets her jollies from.
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Male 362
She already had beauty beforehand, but it`s real hard to think she`s pretty with a foul vocabulary like that.
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Male 1,523
Yeh, she was good looking before she loaded all the makeup on her face. But her voice was kinda strange.
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Male 1,252
Obvious nose job is pretty damn obvious.
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Male 1,557
She was incredibly pretty beforehand, just slightly dodgy eyebrows.
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Male 3,301
LMFAO, she`s hilarious!
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Male 519
her voice is the most ugly thing about her.
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Female 137
The video is just supposed to be funny. People like Moefreak "breaking it down" and interjecting their own judgement really miss the point.

I agree that she has on too much makeup, but really? Wearing makeup makes you look like you want to sleep with someone? That`s a pretty catty, bitchy thing to say. I don`t think it`s true in the slightest, either.
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Male 6
she`s a lot hotter before, I hate girls in too much makeup, if your not hot don`t fake it with makeup. she does do a good job of hiding the fact that one eye is smaller than the other though
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Female 525
why doesn`t she blink?
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Female 1,798
amen @ moefreak
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Male 2,121
She was hot anyway, she didn`t need to whore herself up (like most women in the world...)
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Female 1,963
I`m guessing that 90% of men would prefer her without all of that make-up. The only reason that girls who look like that get hit on the most at clubs is because men have learned that these girls are also often the ones looking for someone to sleep with. It isn`t that they inherently find this kind of look attractive.
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Male 121
My girlfriend likes to do t-rex hands and I enjoy punching the air.
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Male 914
that was pretty good
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Male 730
I think she was attractive before hand, afterwards not as much but still somewhat
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Male 154
i call dibs on this girl.
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Male 4,004
"better lookin without the make up"

QFC.

I don`t know what it is about make-up that I despise, but I don`t feel it makes a girl prettier, at all. If anything, it reveals just how ugly a girl really is. The more make-up = the uglier she is. It also reveals how shallow and self-conscious the girl may be.

A small amount of make-up can have a drastic effect when worn on special occasions. Daily plastering of the face is not sexy.
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Male 425
"You`re just going to have to find a girl who thinks you`re funny..."

Hahaha :D
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Male 907
Keepers of this secret include:

Mimi


Cruella De Vil


Jeffree Star (yes, that`s a guy and some of his music kinda kicks ass)


And Mrs. Piggy
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Male 871
better lookin without the make up
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Female 1,515
Bwahaha so funny.
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Male 5,194
BUT SHE`S NOT UGLY!!! Whole thing falls apart because you have a cute chick pretending she thinks she`s ugly or whatever. Just stupid.
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Male 90
was that corn rolls?
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Male 25,416
that was so cool!
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Female 92
That`s what I do. :D
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Male 7
This is seriously the best video I have ever seen put on I-am-b...EVER! She is an effing badass
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Male 206
Ironic because she wasn`t ugly to begin with.
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Male 12
LOL i just watched this from my new free ipad that i got from https://www.epicdraw.com and it was tooooooo funny that girl is sick ! :D
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Male 697
this wasnt a video about make-up. it was an elaborate rick roll
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Female 58
I LIKE THIS CHICK.
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Male 575
Ha! The end cracked me up so bad I almost shat my pants!
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Male 970
wow, amazing video.
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Male 133
HAHAHA thats freaking classic!
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Female 60
This was hella funny! She did a good job...
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Male 335
I thought she was cute before the makeup. And she probably looks even better with her natural hair color. I realize it`s a joke, but still...
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Male 5,314
cannot watch because of that stupid f*cking retarded voice she is making.
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Male 350
Lol, she was extremely funny. And she had a lot of points about wearing makeup and fixing hair.
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Female 1,798
I liked her before the makeup. Now she just looks like a slutty bimbo.
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Male 588
Did I just get rickrolled?
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Female 305
I love the way she talked through this XDD
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Male 275
I hope she`s kidding because she`s really pretty. Especially before the makeup.
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Female 646
the way she did her hair was pretty though. if she stopped using self tanner, dyed her roots or her whole hair darker, and did some better make-up it`d look fine
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Male 96
i would, before the make-up.
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Female 3,574
eh, I just find this annoying and stupid.
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Male 3,255
This is a joke, she`s making fun of retarded women. White hair and tanned skin looks like wet garbage. If a woman`s skin is darker than her hair she looks like poo.
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Male 16
What`s her facebook account?? I want to ask her out ! :P
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Female 3,726
Gee, someone who needs to bleach her roots as well is a bit of an attention whore.

Is that passive aggressive?
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Male 4,867
hahah, so many girls should see this lol
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Male 977
shes really not that bad looking!
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Male 346
She is not that bad looking. also the hair doesnt look good.

Hopefully this is a joke.
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Male 3,343
She was cute until the makeup. And looked better with the glasses.
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Male 2,199
wow a girl whose actually funny and good looking (without all the makeup and crap) now that`s a rare sight...
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Female 803
i thoroughly enjoyed this. i also know plenty of girls that could take advice from this.
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Male 776
haha the ending was really funny
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Male 20,987
Link: How To Trick People Into Thinking You`re Hot [Rate Link] - All you ugly people will want to take notes on this helpful tutorial.
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