How To Seduce A Hipster

Submitted by: FrameS 6 years ago in Funny

A new kind of iPod for the hipster with crappy taste in music!
There are 27 comments:
Male 1,240
Sonic Youth and Velvet Underground are not hipster. They`ve been around for ages, and have been awesome for ages.

Hell, Velvet Underground are pretty much rock pioneers. See the BBC documentary series "7 ages of Rock" for a really awesome look on rock history.
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Male 46
Hoosker Doo. Thank you.
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Male 2,868
That was lame.
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Male 6,694
I just love my iPod.
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Male 38
sonic youth ftw. after that reference i was like meh.
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Male 7
Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, and Coldplay are hipster now? Why did no one alert me of this horrible horrible occurrence? We will accept Sonic Youth with open arms, but I can`t say about the others.

Oh, and The Chemical Brothers aren`t indie rock. They`re house and electronica.
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Male 534
*claps* Well said.
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Male 141
I admit to being dirty hipster scum, and that makes me better than you.
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Male 418
Who walks around holding their Ipod, WITH THE SCREEN ON, and listening to music? I guess I should go ask a hipster.

The ending was the best because it was so true.
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Male 730
Ha I think it`d be the best if a hipster made this because it`d be very "ironic" of them to do
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Male 725
Ugh.
I`m tired of everybody making fun of Sonic Youth.
It only proves that you people just don`t get it.
Imbeciles. [/sarcasm]
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Male 1,378
NYU chick, LMAO
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Male 593
I wouldn`t need that anyways, I don`t care what people think of me :)
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Male 25,416
That was dunb!
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Male 1,299
Clever idea!
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Male 75
i like that 1 song pokerface
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Male 75
I LIKE CELINE ALSO...WHEN SHE`S MAKIN ME A SANDWICH
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Male 75
BET HE ALSO HAS THAT SONG CHINBALL WIZARD ON HIS IPUD
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Female 4,376
I actually like Celine Dion...well like 3 songs but still. Also who really cares what music someone is listening to? lol
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Male 75
INCEPTION IS OUT...PLAYING ON A 4HEAD NEAR U
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Male 1,625
Having good taste in music isnt a crime, or make you a hipster. There`s a fine line between someone who appreciates good music and has their own style, and hipster douche. PBR, bathing, and the self entitlement are usually the difference. Hipster douches go out of their way to show you what they`re reading or listening to. The pretentious factor goes way up when dealing with a hipster douche.
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Male 2,056
lmao the velvet underground
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Male 38,483
It was funny until it said "everybody knows it`s not cool to watch movies on your ipod" ... I do that.

A$$hole narator.
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Female 21
I LOVE barelypolitical
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Male 730
Lulz :)
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Female 15,763
Honestly, out of all the recent decades` fashionable and trendy groups of people, hipsters aren`t exactly the worst. It`ll be over before you know it and some other gross but popular culture will take hold.
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Male 14
Link: How To Seduce A Hipster [Rate Link] - A new kind of iPod for the hipster with crappy taste in music!
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