How To Poop At Work: A Tutorial

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

You might not need this advice today. You might not need it tomorrow. But you will need it, oh yes, you will need it...
There are 48 comments:
Female 1,894
hahaha my boyfriends a stud
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Male 450
fancy steady not given credit where its due my post
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Male 928
It`s much less gross when the hot one talks about pooping.
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Female 470
OR you can be like me and my dude and share your epic poop adventures!
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Male 877
s h i t!....cant beat it
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Male 39
i love the 90s touch.
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Male 214
im terrified...
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Male 2,748
idk what to think about the bird call one... if my girlfriend did that in the bathroom i`d come to door and ask if she was ok :P
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Female 2,352
"WTF is that noise coming from the bathroom is that a bird call?"

"No its just that dumb broad taking a sh*t again."
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Female 965
Cajun247, that`s exactly what I was expecting!

And I do the courtesy flush too. :-)
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Male 10,845
Everything is Terrible!!!
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Male 275
what the f*ck was that?
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Male 5,314
i was waiting for the funny to come. it never did.
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Male 95
I want her to make that third bird call with my schlong in her mouth.
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Male 25,416
That was lame!
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Male 69
you guys are all missing the most absolute coolest thing ever..... her boyfriend is john oats!!
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Male 333
But girls don`t poop!!!
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Female 67
hmmm I think the bird calls would work better in a public bathroom with stalls. If you start doing that, you might majorly freak everyone else out and they will leave....I MUST TRY IT!!
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Male 907
She`s an amature. At the very least, you need to go over the toilet mummy.
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Male 418
yeah because guys don`t think women poop, they absorb all the crap they eat or something along those lines.... come on its natural, and if you`re embarassed, learn to laugh once in a while because you obviously have self esteem issues
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Female 76
This woman is insane.... I go to the bathroom, go abot my business, no insane noises required and then go back to my normal life... one simple rule people, the bathroom is not for fine dining.... it`s for sheeting....
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Male 6,694
Im like Rick. Im a dude and rules do not apply.
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Male 3,314
I`m a guy. I don`t have this problem. But she`s funny. I wonder if the bird calls would work as a cover for other activities at work. ;)
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Female 1,652
LOL. Did she say Kassem was in there?
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Male 541
She`s hot
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Female 374
She is absolutely adorable. Even more so when she does the bird calls. :P
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Male 151
She`s pretty good at bird calls O_o

Scared my dog.
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Female 3,828
I always courtesy flush.
Oh man, I HATE pooping at work!! And no matter what, if you say your going to the bathroom, another girl will want to come with you! so annoying!
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Female 1,071
Wait a minute- PHOTOSHOPPED... girls DONT poop
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Female 1,071
Bird calls! Why had I never thought of that?
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Male 395
lolol
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Female 225
She missed the courtesy flush...
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Female 165
That.. was.. amazing on levels I didn`t think existed.
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Male 2,402
Bwahahaha. I had an employee do the match and water running trick.
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Male 503
jesus what are they doing out of the kitchen?
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Male 9,306
Stelly: That`s called the courtesy flush, don`t give it a chance to offend.
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Male 23
Stelly a much more logical explanation of your wife`s lack of BM`s is that she is.. A ROBOT!

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Male 730
Damn. I looked up her website. Not real guys. D: ha
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Female 451
stelly- that`s kinda terrible that you`re wife is still uncomfortable after 7 years. I`ve been with my boyfriend for about 1 year and if i take a big one i show him right away. :)
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Male 1,596
bah, i poop in my pants. safe and re-assuring.
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Male 4,014
Pooping at work is great because you can take as long as you want and no one can ever call you out on it (unless they are a total dick)
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Male 317
She missed one that I think my wife mastered...We have been together for 7 years and she`s never pooped. I`ve never even gotten a small glimpse of smell - EVER. I think she sits on the toilet with one hand on the flusher and as soon as shes turtle heading, BAM flushes it right down. It`s gotta be the only way.....
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Female 89
the only thing that made this video worthwhile was the cameo by a young hunkasouras rex, better known in it`s latin form as jake from college humour.
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Male 904
The engorged vagina joke was pretty good but I spent most of that video thinking about Fiona Apple in a tub.
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Female 4,447
That was hilariously goofy and disturbingly authentic.
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Male 1,222
I love how it looks like an 80s video, but has a brand new macbook in the beginning
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Female 1,006
I lol`d.
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Male 19,840
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