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Date: 07/14/10 07:30 PM

48 Responses to How To Poop At Work: A Tutorial

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Link: How To Poop At Work: A Tutorial - You might not need this advice today. You might not need it tomorrow. But you will need it, oh yes, you will need it...
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I lol`d.
  3. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    I love how it looks like an 80s video, but has a brand new macbook in the beginning
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    That was hilariously goofy and disturbingly authentic.
  5. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    The engorged vagina joke was pretty good but I spent most of that video thinking about Fiona Apple in a tub.
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    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    the only thing that made this video worthwhile was the cameo by a young hunkasouras rex, better known in it`s latin form as jake from college humour.
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    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    She missed one that I think my wife mastered...We have been together for 7 years and she`s never pooped. I`ve never even gotten a small glimpse of smell - EVER. I think she sits on the toilet with one hand on the flusher and as soon as shes turtle heading, BAM flushes it right down. It`s gotta be the only way.....
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Pooping at work is great because you can take as long as you want and no one can ever call you out on it (unless they are a total dick)
  9. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    bah, i poop in my pants. safe and re-assuring.
  10. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    stelly- that`s kinda terrible that you`re wife is still uncomfortable after 7 years. I`ve been with my boyfriend for about 1 year and if i take a big one i show him right away. :)
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Damn. I looked up her website. Not real guys. D: ha
  12. Profile photo of shieldbash
    shieldbash Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Stelly a much more logical explanation of your wife`s lack of BM`s is that she is.. A ROBOT!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Stelly: That`s called the courtesy flush, don`t give it a chance to offend.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    jesus what are they doing out of the kitchen?
  15. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Bwahahaha. I had an employee do the match and water running trick.
  16. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    That.. was.. amazing on levels I didn`t think existed.
  17. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    She missed the courtesy flush...
  18. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    lolol
  19. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Bird calls! Why had I never thought of that?
  20. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 12:33 am
    Wait a minute- PHOTOSHOPPED... girls DONT poop
  21. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:26 am
    I always courtesy flush.
    Oh man, I HATE pooping at work!! And no matter what, if you say your going to the bathroom, another girl will want to come with you! so annoying!
  22. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:12 am
    She`s pretty good at bird calls O_o

    Scared my dog.
  23. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:09 am
    She is absolutely adorable. Even more so when she does the bird calls. :P
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:33 am
    She`s hot
  25. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 5:01 am
    LOL. Did she say Kassem was in there?
  26. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:08 am
    I`m a guy. I don`t have this problem. But she`s funny. I wonder if the bird calls would work as a cover for other activities at work. ;)
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Im like Rick. Im a dude and rules do not apply.
  28. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 7:18 am
    This woman is insane.... I go to the bathroom, go abot my business, no insane noises required and then go back to my normal life... one simple rule people, the bathroom is not for fine dining.... it`s for sheeting....
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 8:00 am
    yeah because guys don`t think women poop, they absorb all the crap they eat or something along those lines.... come on its natural, and if you`re embarassed, learn to laugh once in a while because you obviously have self esteem issues
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 8:24 am
    She`s an amature. At the very least, you need to go over the toilet mummy.
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    mchudson Female 18-29
    67 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 8:26 am
    hmmm I think the bird calls would work better in a public bathroom with stalls. If you start doing that, you might majorly freak everyone else out and they will leave....I MUST TRY IT!!
  32. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 9:09 am
    But girls don`t poop!!!
  33. Profile photo of afropick3000
    afropick3000 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 9:09 am
    you guys are all missing the most absolute coolest thing ever..... her boyfriend is john oats!!
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    That was lame!
  35. Profile photo of CzekM8
    CzekM8 Male 40-49
    95 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I want her to make that third bird call with my schlong in her mouth.
  36. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    i was waiting for the funny to come. it never did.
  37. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    what the f*ck was that?
  38. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Everything is Terrible!!!
  39. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Cajun247, that`s exactly what I was expecting!

    And I do the courtesy flush too. :-)
  40. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    "WTF is that noise coming from the bathroom is that a bird call?"

    "No its just that dumb broad taking a sh*t again."
  41. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    idk what to think about the bird call one... if my girlfriend did that in the bathroom i`d come to door and ask if she was ok :P
  42. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    im terrified...
  43. Profile photo of a9249
    a9249 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    i love the 90s touch.
  44. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    s h i t!....cant beat it
  45. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    OR you can be like me and my dude and share your epic poop adventures!
  46. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:21 am
    It`s much less gross when the hot one talks about pooping.
  47. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:03 am
    fancy steady not given credit where its due my post
  48. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 11:12 am
    hahaha my boyfriends a stud

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