Guys, The Diamond Industry Hates You [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Yep, it"s a trap.
There are 57 comments:
Male 1,505
If a diamond is that important to her, she`s probably capable of making it herself with a chunk of coal and some anal lube.
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Female 221
girls can be so impatient
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Male 234
"She`ll pretty much have to."

hahah that reference made my day
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Male 151
She`ll pretty much have to.
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Female 192
This is/was in the Philadelphia area. I have to say the first time I was driving on I-95 and saw it, I did a double take and LMAO!
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Male 45
marriage is a mindset. nd the diamond is pointless.
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Female 250
"how is she even doing that with her fingers? i can`t do that without my pinky coming up and getting in the freakin way"

Use your thumb to hold your pinky down while doing it, like she is. ._.
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Male 2,422
If I find the right girl I`m designing my own ring. For a rock that costs so much diamonds are so boring.
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Female 3,828
awesome. just.. awesome.
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Female 318
Lmao that`s actually pretty funny!
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Female 109
how is she even doing that with her fingers? i can`t do that without my pinky coming up and getting in the freakin way
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Male 11,740
We used to flip that finger in high school. They couldn`t do anything because we were not flipping off anyone. Yeah, we were rebels.
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Male 8,302
Diamonds are Forever... just ask any man who`s had to pay one off.
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Female 136
Diamonds rings are pretty, , my dad was going to get me one for my exam results me one, he gave me a cheap 50p thing before hand to wear before i had chosen what i wanted, unfortuantly i had lost it before the end of that week, i never got my ring but i got a holiday instead.
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Male 12,365
It`s possible to make diamond in a lab, from carbon.

It`s possible to get carbon from hair.

So...you can give an ethically sound and very personal diamond by having one made from your own hair. Or their hair. Or a pet`s hair. Whatever.
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Female 1,264
I like jewelry, but honestly, I am not willing to wear a stone that is covered in the blood of inocent people. There are plenty of cheaper, prettier and cleaner stones in the market. Yes, I still have my vanity, but at least I try to find out where that stone I wear comes from.
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Male 12,365
[quote]It has no real value to YOU. First, you`re 13-17, you`re still nub at life.

You haven`t saved up from your little checks for months to buy your girlfriend a ring that you hope she`ll LOVE, and when you DO ask her to marry you, seeing her face light up and tell you how much she loves the ring.

Yeah, no real value at all. GG.[/quote]

Why not just give her the money you earned instead? That`s better in every way. It`s a more honest testament to her character and it doesn`t support a corrupt cartel based on abusing people to sell tiny bits of rock at vastly inflated prices to fools who buy them to impress other, more mercenary fools.

Maybe I`m weird, but I`d want anyone I married to love me, not money I spent to support abusing people.
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Male 1,625
The diamond syndicate is one of the most vile, horrid, vicious industries around. Any woman who really wants a diamond should be made aware of the lives that are destroyed by the process. And with todays technology you can always have one engineered and not have supported the war lords in africa.
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Female 290
Awesome billboard. >_>
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Male 25,416
Thats brilliant!
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Male 394
Yay, jewelry coated with African child blood!
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Female 1,043
this is in philly:)))
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Male 205
Xerasia: "if i`m going to settle for a rock, i`d rather have an island."
:-D Not in it for the diamonds, but self esteem isn`t missing either. With this attitude chances are you`ll get your island.
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Male 2,700
*Boomsie

While i was using the dognut as just a general example....I was still like ``YAY`` when i read your reply.....YAY!!!
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Female 1,181
personally, i`ve never been into the whole diamond thing. it`s just a f*cking rock, and if i`m going to settle for a rock, i`d rather have an island.
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Male 14,332
Diamonds this will shut her up.
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Female 2,927
a plain band of gold would do just fine.
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Female 251
@steelgrid, I`ll take any form of baked goods in place of a diamond, any day.
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Male 105
I completely agree with this advertisement in every possible way...
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Male 2,034
Reminds me of the Family Guy joke: You see two silhouettes like those old diamond commercials, then the female silhouette crouches down out of frame in front of the male and it says: "Diamonds. She`ll pretty much have to."
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Female 9,475
"I laughed, mostly because any woman focused that much on a ring is a total idiot"

Agreed.
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Male 2,700
Yeah...tell you how much she loves the "RING"....insane that it is percieved that if the rock is small the marriage proposal is no good. A good woman would be happy with a damn dognut on her finger if the love was true. Not drooling over vanity.
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Male 232
@JeffBeau, Yea, what you just said there, it really makes no sense. Who the hell were you aiming that comment at anyways? Are you gay or a tranny or something? Or perhaps you just happen to be that guy that will be eternally screwed over by women who "can`t wait to tie the not". I`ve had several girlfriends that withing a month of dating have already started talking about marriage. Give me a break. Unless I`ve dated a woman for at least a year, nothing is going down. The reason why? Theres a lot of crazy ass bitches out there, and they seem to be alot better at hiding it than men. Tie the not too early, and you could end up with a bipolar mess. But hey, since you have such a big mouth, go ahead and give it a try.
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Female 1,593
This is so drating wrong... Pressuring guys to buy a drating ROCK that has no REAL value, but unless you do it, you`re gonna be stigmatized like a neo-nazi in a bar mitzvah...
Think about what the money could be used for!! Cancer organizations, thai blow jobs, traveling, getting cultured. NO I`m gonna buy a drating mineral inside a ring!!


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It has no real value to YOU. First, you`re 13-17, you`re still nub at life.

You haven`t saved up from your little checks for months to buy your girlfriend a ring that you hope she`ll LOVE, and when you DO ask her to marry you, seeing her face light up and tell you how much she loves the ring.

Yeah, no real value at all. GG.
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Male 180
Attention dudes (especially those with jizz for brains), the point of the ad (aside from selling jewelry) is that women are sick of boys being boys and not men. Sh*t or get off the pot, either ask her to marry or let her go but quit treating her like a toy.
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Female 3,574
@kummi90 it`s just an ad campaign lol, calm down. Ads pressure us to do all kinds of things that are not necessary. Not everyone thinks you NEED to buy a diamond in order to propose. My sister was just recently proposed to with a sapphire ring (which is MUCH cheaper than a diamond would have been and just as pretty) and she loves it. It depends on the girl.

Also, "value" can be a subjective. You might value a fancy sports car or a "thai blowjob" over what you think is just a piece of jewelry, but someone else will cherish their engagement ring like a prize possession for their whole life and would never trade it for anything.

On the other hand I am aware of the corrupt diamond industry lol. That is why you do not go to the mall and buy a diamond ring and pay a ridiculous markup on top of the ridiculous price they already are.
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Female 199
I laughed, mostly because any woman focused that much on a ring is a total idiot
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Female 149
kummi90, you put "cancer organizations" and "Thai blowjobs" in the same list of "worthwhile donations" instead of getting your girl an engagement ring. Your argument is invalid.
Also, good luck finding a girl who`d go along with you buying a blowjob for yourself instead of a ring for her!
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Male 541
This is so drating wrong... Pressuring guys to buy a drating ROCK that has no REAL value, but unless you do it, you`re gonna be stigmatized like a neo-nazi in a bar mitzvah...
Think about what the money could be used for!! Cancer organizations, thai blow jobs, traveling, getting cultured. NO I`m gonna buy a drating mineral inside a ring!!
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 193
"Yeah! :D"
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Female 3,574
@Nidonemo lots of girls do propose nowadays. Personally, I`m traditional so I would rather be proposed to (I also think my bf would rather it that way anyhow). However, I`m of the opinion getting married should be a joint decision, no matter who proposes to who. A couple should talk about it and make these decisions together before any proposing happens lol.

As for diamonds... personally I like them, but I think it`s just a preference.
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Male 1,598
His face is trustworthy.
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Male 9,306
Oh ffs, break out of the social stigmas already girls. Why don`t you propose to him and break the cycle?
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Male 1,299
I love Billy Mayes shouting: "Yeah!"
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Female 2,674
Diamonds are shiny :3
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Female 62
Diamonds are overrated.

I much prefer platinum. ROFL.
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Male 336
Did you know for every dollar a man makes, a woman gets 70 cents?

Why the hell should I only be getting 30 cents from every dollar I`ve earned?
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Male 335
Robbins 8th & Walnut, Philadelphia.
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Female 4,376
Why do girls go gaga for diamonds? I don`t even like diamonds.
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Male 931
Ha, f*&k your diamond. Get it yourself.
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Male 587
Aww that is just not right, if that was posted close to my home I would be calling to complain.
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Male 953
LOL.... Clever advertising
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Male 6,694
Wow. More reasons for the man to take our money in the name of love.
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Male 15,510
Yup, almost looks like the finger
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Male 970
oh no, they want our money...
cmon -.-
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Male 20,161
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