Golden Gate Funeral Home Is Off The Hizzy

Submitted by: floydevans 7 years ago in Weird

This is a real ad for a real company--not an Onion parody.
There are 20 comments:
Male 6,693
Fo shizel !
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Female 3
People are just dying to book that funeral home.
Sorry for the lame joke.

But seriously, do people say "Hey, I wanted to tell you before I jump off the Golden Gate, I want my funeral at the Golden Gate Funeral Home!"
"Why there, Dad?" "Because, son, they got some pimped up hearses, they make you look better than you ever did when you were alive, and best of all... it`s cheap".
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Female 855
"Soilent Green is PEOPLE!"
I love Charlton Heston.
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Male 269
Gee, I wish I were dead
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Male 39,953
They should be more Eco friendly.

I want my body taken in a Prius herse to a recycling center where they will turn me into Soilant Green .
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Male 252
Was that a white hummer hearse?
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Male 342
Racist ass funeral home. Where`s the lifted F350 Hearse with 46`` mud-claws? Psssh, three-hunnit
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Female 547
They don`t even mention why a man that young is dead, anyway. "I`ve never looked this good; you can barely see the disfigurement the accident caused!"
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Male 877
in 3 days youre still gonna stink like everyone else...
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Male 25,416
wow, if i was in that situation i would haunt the family :)
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Male 1,625
I was expecting at the line "How could they afford all this?" for the guy to say "They chose the smart choice...Lay away."
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Male 4,680
"How can my family afford all this?"
If I just found out that I was dead that wouldn`t be the first thing on my mind.
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Female 15,763
How can you just waste a body like that? Donate it to science, b*tches.
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Female 5,222
o.o
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Male 558
super-creepy...
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Male 730
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Male 2,004
if i get that kind of funeral i would`ve haunt the living s**** out of my family for not including an open bar
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Female 1,181
man, white people funeral home`s suck!
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Male 7,834
if there is life after death i will definitely be attending my funeral.
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Female 168
Link: Golden Gate Funeral Home Is Off The Hizzy [Rate Link] - This is a real ad for a real company--not an Onion parody.
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