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Date: 07/03/10 09:02 AM

20 Responses to Golden Gate Funeral Home Is Off The Hizzy

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    floydevans Female 13-17
    168 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Link: Golden Gate Funeral Home Is Off The Hizzy - This is a real ad for a real company--not an Onion parody.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:12 am
    if there is life after death i will definitely be attending my funeral.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:22 am
    man, white people funeral home`s suck!
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:01 am
    if i get that kind of funeral i would`ve haunt the living s**** out of my family for not including an open bar
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:42 am
    lulzz
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:01 am
    super-creepy...
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    o.o
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    How can you just waste a body like that? Donate it to science, b*tches.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    "How can my family afford all this?"
    If I just found out that I was dead that wouldn`t be the first thing on my mind.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I was expecting at the line "How could they afford all this?" for the guy to say "They chose the smart choice...Lay away."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    wow, if i was in that situation i would haunt the family :)
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    in 3 days youre still gonna stink like everyone else...
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    They don`t even mention why a man that young is dead, anyway. "I`ve never looked this good; you can barely see the disfigurement the accident caused!"
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Racist ass funeral home. Where`s the lifted F350 Hearse with 46`` mud-claws? Psssh, three-hunnit
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    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Was that a white hummer hearse?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    They should be more Eco friendly.

    I want my body taken in a Prius herse to a recycling center where they will turn me into Soilant Green .
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    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Gee, I wish I were dead
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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:05 am
    "Soilent Green is PEOPLE!"
    I love Charlton Heston.
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    Starlight1 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:01 am
    People are just dying to book that funeral home.
    Sorry for the lame joke.

    But seriously, do people say "Hey, I wanted to tell you before I jump off the Golden Gate, I want my funeral at the Golden Gate Funeral Home!"
    "Why there, Dad?" "Because, son, they got some pimped up hearses, they make you look better than you ever did when you were alive, and best of all... it`s cheap".
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Fo shizel !

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