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Date: 07/16/10 02:04 PM

81 Responses to God Has Something To Say About Nerds [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Link: God Has Something To Say About Nerds - IT`S IN THE BIBLE, PEOPLE!
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Really, didnt get it at all
  3. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    it would seem that god hates everyone... except the phelps family, ofcoarse!
  4. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I`m not seeing the connection between Esau and nerds. He was a hunter and a hairy beast.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    If this is true, why does god provide the power for nerds to program?
  6. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    "as it is written, jacob i have loved, but esau i have hated"
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    Rom 9:13 just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esa I hated."

    This is about Rebecca having some guys kids other than Isaac`s. So is he saying all nerds are bastards?

    I am so confused. I have a hard enough time remembering that worship of the Father, the Son AND the Holy Spirit is in some bezarre way a Monotheism. ...
  8. Profile photo of halfjack08
    halfjack08 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    The verse literally has nothing to do with nerds. "As it is written, Jacob I have loved, Esau I hated."
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Romans 9:13 = `Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated."`

    If anything, Jacob was a nerd and Esau was a jock...
  10. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Gerry1of1, both Jacob and Esau were fathered by Isaac. Esau did throw his birthright away though.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    what? .... what!?
  12. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    IRL troll fools IABers yet again.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Romans 9:14 "because Jacob has a tech support job and earneth more coins"
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Shopped.

    Seriously, look at it. Surprised no one called it already.
  15. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    This would be kinda funny if the photoshopping weren`t so effing AWFUL!!!
  16. Profile photo of mchudson
    mchudson Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    ??? wasn`t Jacob the momma`s boy and Esau the tough guy?...this makes no sense to me. This guys needs to open up the Bible...seriously...
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    shadow946 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Well, I`m a nerd because I thought Rom meant Romulan.
  18. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    god hates alot of people.
  19. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    July 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    This is a sign from the Westboro Baptist "church" that looks like it`s been shopped.

    Crazy bunch of lunatics..
  20. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    D:
    oh no!!!! what will i do?!
  21. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    :`(
  22. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Those westboro A holes..
  23. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    god hates most people. and if you dont like him. you will go to hell!
  24. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    If that`s the case I bet there are some f*cking wicked LAN parties in hell.
  25. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    If god hates you, you find a new god.
  26. Profile photo of S1gma
    S1gma Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    The passage has nothing to do with nerds.

    Jacob`s line became Israel, Esau`s line became the Edomites. Hundreds of years passed by and the Edomites aided Israel`s enemies.

    Thus, This passage about God hating those who aid Israel`s enemies, Not nerds.
  28. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    that looks really, really fake.
  29. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    I`m not used to reading the Bible (I`m not Christian), but the internet says Romans 9.13 is: "As it is written: Jacob I have loved: but Esau I have hated."
    Esau was a nerd?
  30. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Oh I was beaten to it, never mind :-P
  31. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Esau was a nerd?...
  32. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    LOL @ S1gma!
  33. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Photoshopped image from a Kotaku article, look elsewhere if you want to submit serious content here.

    Westboro protests Comic Con
  34. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    I love when people completely ignore every single comment before theirs. About 80% of the comments are about the exact same thing: quoting the verse.

    Too bad no one read msieg007`s post. T`is shopped, indeed. Every single comment after that was redundant (and many before it, as well).
  35. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    @Smashking--You do mean "copied" don`t you?

    "Photoshopped" is something quite different and usually implies altering or falsifying an image, which your link demonstrates is not the case here.
  36. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Of course God hates nerds, that`s why He created them, as Gays and Liberals aren`t enough. *Sarcasm noted*
  37. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    "You should just smile, and blow me!"
  38. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    I just did some research and I say it`s a HUGE stretch to say Esau was a nerd.
  39. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    For once I agree with CrakrJak`s comment.
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Why would God hate those delightfully tart little candies? You can get two flavors to a box! Two! That`s two candies in one!
  41. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    he also hates gays.. sooo, why the rainbow background?
  42. Profile photo of michaeljm
    michaeljm Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    This is a protest from the westborough baptist church in KS. They are protesting a comic book convention..Sorry if someone already pointed this out
  43. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Which rom is that? SNES, NES, Sega? Why do I suddenly feel like God hates me...
  44. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    The only thing Romans 9:13 says about "god" is that he does in fact not love everyone.
  45. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Esau was an avid hunter... Does this make hunters nerds?
  46. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    considering Dr Seuss created the word Nerd in the 50s in the book if I ran the zoo if I remember correctly, I am pretty sure god hating nerds is not in the bible
  47. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    considering Dr Seuss created the word Nerd in the 50s in the book if I ran the zoo if I remember correctly, I am pretty sure god hating nerds is not in the bible

    ---

    I wish I could hug you <3
  48. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Son of a B, now I`m hated by God too?!
  49. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    > Smashking
    > Photoshopped image from a Kotaku article, look elsewhere if you want to submit serious content here

    Um yeah.... but on the other hand, its a fair bet that anything involving Westboro Baptist Church isn`t going to be considered a `serious` submission. Frakkin` hilarious comedy, maybe. But serious... nah.
  50. Profile photo of th1rt3n
    th1rt3n Male 13-17
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    July 16, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    "Romans 9:13 (King James Version)

    13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Its fairly obscure, but maybe the `hates nerds` part comes from the fact that `Esau` means `hairy` in Hebrew. Or perhaps it refers to his name also being `Edom` - like, short for eDominator or something. Either way, there were no `nerds` before computers. Before computers, they were called `squares`.
  52. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    @ doug1963aaa: The image itself is Photoshopped. The Photoshopped image itself is from an article. I don`t see any wording problem.

    @ Lionhart2: I`m always just kinda peeved about posting images or stuff that`s very well-known or from high profile websites; I always saw IAB as the hunter of obscure humor across the internet. And dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"
  53. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    hahaha i read this article yesterday, apparently the church is protesting outside comicon, saying that people are worshiping false idols like batman and superman, and the best thing about this is that they were protesting on 2 of the least busy days. To try and get people "on the right path".
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 16, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    > Smashking
    > dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"

    More likely "God hates IABers! Proverbs 26:11!!"
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    smh
  56. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    > Smashking
    > dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"

    More likely "God hates IABers! Proverbs 26:11!!"
    -Lionhart2

    mmmm... vomit...
  57. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    "Why would God hate those delightfully tart little candies? You can get two flavors to a box! Two! That`s two candies in one!"

    You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds.
  58. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    July 16, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    As it is written.
    "I loved Jacob
    but hated Esau."



    ..whut?
    also, not a religious guy, got a bible from my aunt as a crappy birthday present.
  59. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    I`ve heard enough of this religion crap...oh...guess not...*Facepalm*
  60. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 1:01 am
    what Esau got to do with nerds?
  61. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 2:15 am

    "You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds."

    Mind... Blown...
  62. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2010 at 3:58 am
    what an irony
  63. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2010 at 10:02 am
    but surely the nerds are the meek?
  64. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Wow...I`m impressed...I had no idea that Dr. Seuss was around when the bible was written...After all, Dr. Seuss is the one who coined the word nerd. How much more moronic can these hardcore religious groups get...I don`t think Christians are bad, but the ones that hate everyone because they`re different really piss me off.
  65. Profile photo of MKBrandies
    MKBrandies Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 11:17 am
    Lolathon!
  66. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2010 at 11:22 am
    How does he feel about intolerant @$$holes? Looks like he made that out of his registered sex offender sign.
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    lockedup Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Rom 9:13 - "Jacob I loved, Esau I hated" Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual. No reference to nerds...
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    aninred Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I`m more amused that this guy toting around Bible verses as if he gets offended by every little thing...

    is using a rainbow for his sign background :P
  69. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    > lockedup
    > Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual

    Esau`s other name (Edom) means Red; he was supposed to inherit EVERYTHING from his dad but he sold it all to Jacob for a bowl of lentil soup. Moral of the story: Never trust a deal with a Ranga (redhead to you Yanks).
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    entwife Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    These f*ckers are going to picket Comic-Con next week, can you believe it? They have nooooooo idea what they are poking their nose into }-)
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    lordpoee Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    @lockedup
    You are correct in that Jacob was a con-artist, but Esau was not a murdering non-nice individual, though he did theraten to kill his brother. Many years later Jacob returned with many gifts for Esau, Esau refused the gifts but Jacob bowed before him and insist Esau receive them.

    Jacob took Esau`s birthright because he felt Esau was not responsible enough to recieve it. In accepting the lentils, he proved it.
  72. Profile photo of freer6246
    freer6246 Female 13-17
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    July 17, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    I laughed at this because it reminded me of Lost. The Man in Black got a nickname "Esau" online since the similarities between MIB/Jacob and Jacob/Esau. And then I consider everybody I know that watches Lost to be nerdy. So w/ the finale of Lost (which was a total mindfark, and I loved it), God hates us for what he put us through those long 6 years...
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    FrigginMo Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2010 at 12:16 am
    Why for no one can tell it`s a shoop.
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    Duffers Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2010 at 5:34 am
    I`m gonna be protesting these morons (westboro baptist church) in OKC on tuesday. If any oklahomans are on here and read this, come to the protests. Hit me up for more info.
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    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2010 at 10:04 am
    "Why for no one can tell it`s a shoop."

    because its not.
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    MykeUK Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Mmmmmmmm Paintshop.
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    SuperNerdFTW Male 13-17
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    July 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    He hates us because we can prove he doesn`t exist >_> *puts up religious attack shield*
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 5:08 am
    so... why was esau a nerd then?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 8:07 am
    I think the cartoonize yourself chick in the tanktop and short shorts is hott and lots more intreasing than this.
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    campofclay Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Romans 9:10-13, “Not only that, but Rebekah`s children had one and the same father, our father Isaac. Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God`s purpose in election might stand: not by works but by him who calls—she was told, ‘The older will serve the younger.’ Just as it is written: ‘Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.’

    Um... yeah...

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