God Has Something To Say About Nerds [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

IT"S IN THE BIBLE, PEOPLE!
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Male 177
Romans 9:10-13, “Not only that, but Rebekah`s children had one and the same father, our father Isaac. Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God`s purpose in election might stand: not by works but by him who calls—she was told, ‘The older will serve the younger.’ Just as it is written: ‘Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.’

Um... yeah...
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Male 6,694
I think the cartoonize yourself chick in the tanktop and short shorts is hott and lots more intreasing than this.
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Female 833
so... why was esau a nerd then?
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Male 24
He hates us because we can prove he doesn`t exist >_> *puts up religious attack shield*
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Male 364
Mmmmmmmm Paintshop.
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Male 234
"Why for no one can tell it`s a shoop."

because its not.
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Male 43
I`m gonna be protesting these morons (westboro baptist church) in OKC on tuesday. If any oklahomans are on here and read this, come to the protests. Hit me up for more info.
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Male 266
Why for no one can tell it`s a shoop.
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Female 10
I laughed at this because it reminded me of Lost. The Man in Black got a nickname "Esau" online since the similarities between MIB/Jacob and Jacob/Esau. And then I consider everybody I know that watches Lost to be nerdy. So w/ the finale of Lost (which was a total mindfark, and I loved it), God hates us for what he put us through those long 6 years...
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Male 101
@lockedup
You are correct in that Jacob was a con-artist, but Esau was not a murdering non-nice individual, though he did theraten to kill his brother. Many years later Jacob returned with many gifts for Esau, Esau refused the gifts but Jacob bowed before him and insist Esau receive them.

Jacob took Esau`s birthright because he felt Esau was not responsible enough to recieve it. In accepting the lentils, he proved it.
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Female 536
These f*ckers are going to picket Comic-Con next week, can you believe it? They have nooooooo idea what they are poking their nose into }-)
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Male 8,302
> lockedup
> Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual

Esau`s other name (Edom) means Red; he was supposed to inherit EVERYTHING from his dad but he sold it all to Jacob for a bowl of lentil soup. Moral of the story: Never trust a deal with a Ranga (redhead to you Yanks).
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Female 113
I`m more amused that this guy toting around Bible verses as if he gets offended by every little thing...

is using a rainbow for his sign background :P
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Female 299
Rom 9:13 - "Jacob I loved, Esau I hated" Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual. No reference to nerds...
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Male 379
How does he feel about intolerant @$$holes? Looks like he made that out of his registered sex offender sign.
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Female 10
Lolathon!
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Female 318
Wow...I`m impressed...I had no idea that Dr. Seuss was around when the bible was written...After all, Dr. Seuss is the one who coined the word nerd. How much more moronic can these hardcore religious groups get...I don`t think Christians are bad, but the ones that hate everyone because they`re different really piss me off.
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Male 1,596
but surely the nerds are the meek?
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Male 174
what an irony
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Female 250

"You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds."

Mind... Blown...
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Female 188
what Esau got to do with nerds?
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Male 809
I`ve heard enough of this religion crap...oh...guess not...*Facepalm*
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Male 2,788
As it is written.
"I loved Jacob
but hated Esau."



..whut?
also, not a religious guy, got a bible from my aunt as a crappy birthday present.
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Male 2,868
"Why would God hate those delightfully tart little candies? You can get two flavors to a box! Two! That`s two candies in one!"

You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds.
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Male 142
> Smashking
> dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"

More likely "God hates IABers! Proverbs 26:11!!"
-Lionhart2

mmmm... vomit...
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Female 5,222
smh
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Male 8,302
> Smashking
> dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"

More likely "God hates IABers! Proverbs 26:11!!"
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Male 234
hahaha i read this article yesterday, apparently the church is protesting outside comicon, saying that people are worshiping false idols like batman and superman, and the best thing about this is that they were protesting on 2 of the least busy days. To try and get people "on the right path".
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Male 772
@ doug1963aaa: The image itself is Photoshopped. The Photoshopped image itself is from an article. I don`t see any wording problem.

@ Lionhart2: I`m always just kinda peeved about posting images or stuff that`s very well-known or from high profile websites; I always saw IAB as the hunter of obscure humor across the internet. And dont badmouth Westboro, next they`ll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"
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Male 8,302
Its fairly obscure, but maybe the `hates nerds` part comes from the fact that `Esau` means `hairy` in Hebrew. Or perhaps it refers to his name also being `Edom` - like, short for eDominator or something. Either way, there were no `nerds` before computers. Before computers, they were called `squares`.
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Male 35
"Romans 9:13 (King James Version)

13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
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Male 8,302
> Smashking
> Photoshopped image from a Kotaku article, look elsewhere if you want to submit serious content here

Um yeah.... but on the other hand, its a fair bet that anything involving Westboro Baptist Church isn`t going to be considered a `serious` submission. Frakkin` hilarious comedy, maybe. But serious... nah.
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Male 76
Son of a B, now I`m hated by God too?!
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Female 1,593
considering Dr Seuss created the word Nerd in the 50s in the book if I ran the zoo if I remember correctly, I am pretty sure god hating nerds is not in the bible

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I wish I could hug you <3
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Female 1,604
considering Dr Seuss created the word Nerd in the 50s in the book if I ran the zoo if I remember correctly, I am pretty sure god hating nerds is not in the bible
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Male 174
Esau was an avid hunter... Does this make hunters nerds?
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Male 170
The only thing Romans 9:13 says about "god" is that he does in fact not love everyone.
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Male 2,424
Which rom is that? SNES, NES, Sega? Why do I suddenly feel like God hates me...
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Male 3
This is a protest from the westborough baptist church in KS. They are protesting a comic book convention..Sorry if someone already pointed this out
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Male 2,748
he also hates gays.. sooo, why the rainbow background?
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Male 9,306
Why would God hate those delightfully tart little candies? You can get two flavors to a box! Two! That`s two candies in one!
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Male 10,845
For once I agree with CrakrJak`s comment.
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Male 10,845
I just did some research and I say it`s a HUGE stretch to say Esau was a nerd.
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Male 795
"You should just smile, and blow me!"
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Female 9,400
Of course God hates nerds, that`s why He created them, as Gays and Liberals aren`t enough. *Sarcasm noted*
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Male 347
@Smashking--You do mean "copied" don`t you?

"Photoshopped" is something quite different and usually implies altering or falsifying an image, which your link demonstrates is not the case here.
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Male 394
I love when people completely ignore every single comment before theirs. About 80% of the comments are about the exact same thing: quoting the verse.

Too bad no one read msieg007`s post. T`is shopped, indeed. Every single comment after that was redundant (and many before it, as well).
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Male 772
Photoshopped image from a Kotaku article, look elsewhere if you want to submit serious content here.

Westboro protests Comic Con
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Male 1,299
LOL @ S1gma!
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Male 252
Esau was a nerd?...
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Female 190
Oh I was beaten to it, never mind :-P
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Female 190
I`m not used to reading the Bible (I`m not Christian), but the internet says Romans 9.13 is: "As it is written: Jacob I have loved: but Esau I have hated."
Esau was a nerd?
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Female 1,181
that looks really, really fake.
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Male 17,512
The passage has nothing to do with nerds.

Jacob`s line became Israel, Esau`s line became the Edomites. Hundreds of years passed by and the Edomites aided Israel`s enemies.

Thus, This passage about God hating those who aid Israel`s enemies, Not nerds.
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Male 23
"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
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Male 397
If god hates you, you find a new god.
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Male 782
If that`s the case I bet there are some f*cking wicked LAN parties in hell.
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Male 355
god hates most people. and if you dont like him. you will go to hell!
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Male 1,625
Those westboro A holes..
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Female 351
:`(
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Female 1,190
D:
oh no!!!! what will i do?!
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Male 5,190
Hateful God is hateful.
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Female 917
This is a sign from the Westboro Baptist "church" that looks like it`s been shopped.

Crazy bunch of lunatics..
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Male 519
god hates alot of people.
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Male 21
Well, I`m a nerd because I thought Rom meant Romulan.
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Female 67
??? wasn`t Jacob the momma`s boy and Esau the tough guy?...this makes no sense to me. This guys needs to open up the Bible...seriously...
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Female 316
This would be kinda funny if the photoshopping weren`t so effing AWFUL!!!
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Male 2,034
Shopped.

Seriously, look at it. Surprised no one called it already.
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Male 37,888
Romans 9:14 "because Jacob has a tech support job and earneth more coins"
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Male 394
IRL troll fools IABers yet again.
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Female 3,574
what? .... what!?
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Female 83
Gerry1of1, both Jacob and Esau were fathered by Isaac. Esau did throw his birthright away though.
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Male 2,121
Romans 9:13 = `Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated."`

If anything, Jacob was a nerd and Esau was a jock...
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Male 15
The verse literally has nothing to do with nerds. "As it is written, Jacob I have loved, Esau I hated."
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Male 37,888
Rom 9:13 just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esa I hated."

This is about Rebecca having some guys kids other than Isaac`s. So is he saying all nerds are bastards?

I am so confused. I have a hard enough time remembering that worship of the Father, the Son AND the Holy Spirit is in some bezarre way a Monotheism. ...
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Male 328
"as it is written, jacob i have loved, but esau i have hated"
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Male 25,416
If this is true, why does god provide the power for nerds to program?
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Female 83
I`m not seeing the connection between Esau and nerds. He was a hunter and a hairy beast.
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Female 298
it would seem that god hates everyone... except the phelps family, ofcoarse!
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Male 15,510
Really, didnt get it at all
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Male 19,838
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