Geeky Guy Robs Bank In Style [2 Pics]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago in Funny

This is no joke--this is how this guy robbed this bank. Details are slowly coming in...
There are 62 comments:
Male 368
Luke, I am your father. Join me and we will rob banks across the galaxy!
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Male 304
This guy just won.
I don`t know what, But he did.
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Male 512
Can`t we just lock up George Lucas and call it good?
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Male 103
That`s actually how George Lucas affords to keep coming out with pooty movies.
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Female 1,623
The one thing I don`t understand is why the hell did he have to use a drating gun? He could have just force choked everybody, right?
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Male 6,694
Typical Darkside.
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Female 2,672
ahaha what a lad
imagine this on crimewatch
"We`re asking anyone out there who knows anything to phone in. He is believed to have links in Hull, Manchester and London, but could be in Tatooine"
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Male 34
HA! I knew he was evil!
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Male 2,788
[quote]I hope people do realize that, at the end of the day, a bank was robbed, people were terrorized, and no fun was had.

The most devious criminals can make people laugh as he does the most abominable things.
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Way to kill my lol.
No wait, I`m still smiling.(:
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Male 807
cant even afford his lightsaber anymore :(

the economy is affecting us all
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Female 9,475
Even the Dark Side has fallen into bad times.
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Male 3,014
I hope people do realize that, at the end of the day, a bank was robbed, people were terrorized, and no fun was had.

The most devious criminals can make people laugh as he does the most abominable things.
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Male 312
"Now I`m forced to go rob a bank dressed as Sauron."

PLEASE DO!!!
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Male 2,748
now that is commiting to it... i think most people would wear just the mask/helmet
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Male 265
"The power to rob a bank is insignificant when compared to the power of the Force."
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Male 462
Imagine how much trouble we`d be in if light sabers were around.
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Male 532
Dead Herring:"What an idiot, did he not think to wear a disguise?"

Yeah, nobody would have suspected Darth Vader with some Groucho glasses.
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Female 2,120
Now I`m forced to go rob a bank dressed as Sauron.
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Male 2,424
@magsheadroom. If you strike down their jokes, they will become funnier than you could possibly imagine.
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Male 51
What an idiot, did he not think to wear a disguise?
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Female 15,763
The good thing about following Darth Vader on Twitter: You find out about this kind of stuff before everyone else.
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Male 86
The five comments I can see on this page are all awful jokes. Awful
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Male 38,467
Makes sense.

A wookie costume would be to conspicuous.
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Male 23
I find your lack of unmarked $100 bills disturbing.
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Male 99
His posture coming into the bank looks like the CounterStrike pose
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Male 34
Poor guy. He probably needed to get his vintage - still in original package - complete set of Star Wars action figures out of hock..
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Male 16
Why does he need a gun, he could`ve used a Jedi Mind-trick on the teller to just hand over the money.
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Male 2,424
Banker:"We are on a peaceful banking mission, to bring the best service to the people of this town..."

Darth:"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!"
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Male 286
so did the witnesses say he seemed like a white dude, but sounded kinda black?
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Male 176
Make sure this maintains 4/4 guys...
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Male 204
East Setauket Chase. Big news on the local stations. A friend who works at a bank says banks get robbed all the time- apparently it`s an everyday occurrence. In this case it`s front page news because of the darth vader mask... but what`s up with the cape?
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Male 6
Didn`t realize things had gotten so bad for Lucas after Episodes 1, 2, and 3.
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Female 5,222
LMAO
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Female 136
ha i just saw this on the news this morning! come on really? darth vader? really
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Male 1,313
What else would you expect from the Dark side?
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Female 4,376
Stealing is wrong but this is a drating Win due to the costume.
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Male 782
The Empire Strikes Rock Bottom, in theaters this summer!
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Male 285
Thats earth money ya damn fool
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Male 703
lol @hagane.

Let`s face it, replacing the Death Star wasn`t cheap, and the Imperial Bank creditors are getting a bit stroppy after 30 years of interest.
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Male 181
How else do you expect dude to get airfare to San Diego? It`s not like money grows on the walls of the parent`s basement....
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Male 725
Even Darth Vader has been hit hard by the recession.
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Male 648
Idk that i would`ve taken it seriously at first if i was in the bank...i mean...he`s in a drating darth vader outfit, he mine as well have used a toy light saber to hold em up.
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Male 967
Someone should have said, "These are not the bills you are looking for".
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Male 967
The light side of the force saves, the darkside withdraws.
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Male 8,302
His big mistake was using an actual weapon - he shoulda gone unarmed, and just said "You don`t need any cash... (wiggles hand)... you can give it all to me..."
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Male 25,416
The moment darth vader went to the dark side!
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Male 29
-points for the guy on the floor!
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Female 316
I was waiting for this to show up on IAB. Epic!
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Male 7,378
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Male 759
SHOPPED!!! I can tell because Vader does not carry a Glock.
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Male 15
I like how he wore the cloak as well. +5 Stealth?
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Male 593
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational handgun!
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Male 1,625
the sharpest: Great nerds think alike.
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Male 1,765
Holy crap ElMustache, I was going to say exactly the same thing.
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Male 97
this happened near where i live.
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Male 1,625
funkerbink: Never heard of it. I just love star wars and "I find your lack of faith disturbing" is one of his most bad ass lines. So it popped into my head.
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Male 7
this happened a couple towns over from me
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Female 293
guess he didn`t get another loan for the death star?
and would using the force be a little more on the easy side?? *waves hand around face* `you will put the money in the bag`
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Male 29
"I find your lack of cash disturbing.. "
I see you read Fark
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Male 1,625
I find your lack of cash disturbing..
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Male 1,299
The empire isn`t going to run itself! That kind of poo takes MONEY-- der...
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Female 1,780
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