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Date: 07/24/10 04:01 PM

62 Responses to Geeky Guy Robs Bank In Style [2 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Link: Geeky Guy Robs Bank In Style - This is no joke--this is how this guy robbed this bank. Details are slowly coming in...
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    The empire isn`t going to run itself! That kind of poo takes MONEY-- der...
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    I find your lack of cash disturbing..
  4. Profile photo of funkerbink
    funkerbink Male 30-39
    28 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    "I find your lack of cash disturbing.. "
    I see you read Fark
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    guess he didn`t get another loan for the death star?
    and would using the force be a little more on the easy side?? *waves hand around face* `you will put the money in the bag`
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    state299 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    this happened a couple towns over from me
  7. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    funkerbink: Never heard of it. I just love star wars and "I find your lack of faith disturbing" is one of his most bad ass lines. So it popped into my head.
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    SunThunder Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    this happened near where i live.
  9. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Holy crap ElMustache, I was going to say exactly the same thing.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    the sharpest: Great nerds think alike.
  11. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational handgun!
  12. Profile photo of bouncy23
    bouncy23 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I like how he wore the cloak as well. +5 Stealth?
  13. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    SHOPPED!!! I can tell because Vader does not carry a Glock.
  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Darth Vader Robbery
  15. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I was waiting for this to show up on IAB. Epic!
  16. Profile photo of tro23
    tro23 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    -points for the guy on the floor!
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    The moment darth vader went to the dark side!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    His big mistake was using an actual weapon - he shoulda gone unarmed, and just said "You don`t need any cash... (wiggles hand)... you can give it all to me..."
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    The light side of the force saves, the darkside withdraws.
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Someone should have said, "These are not the bills you are looking for".
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Idk that i would`ve taken it seriously at first if i was in the bank...i mean...he`s in a drating darth vader outfit, he mine as well have used a toy light saber to hold em up.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Even Darth Vader has been hit hard by the recession.
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    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    How else do you expect dude to get airfare to San Diego? It`s not like money grows on the walls of the parent`s basement....
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    lol @hagane.

    Let`s face it, replacing the Death Star wasn`t cheap, and the Imperial Bank creditors are getting a bit stroppy after 30 years of interest.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Thats earth money ya damn fool
  26. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    The Empire Strikes Rock Bottom, in theaters this summer!
  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Stealing is wrong but this is a drating Win due to the costume.
  28. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    What else would you expect from the Dark side?
  29. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    ha i just saw this on the news this morning! come on really? darth vader? really
  30. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    LMAO
  31. Profile photo of atomicage
    atomicage Male 40-49
    6 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Didn`t realize things had gotten so bad for Lucas after Episodes 1, 2, and 3.
  32. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    East Setauket Chase. Big news on the local stations. A friend who works at a bank says banks get robbed all the time- apparently it`s an everyday occurrence. In this case it`s front page news because of the darth vader mask... but what`s up with the cape?
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    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:28 am
    Make sure this maintains 4/4 guys...
  34. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:45 am
    so did the witnesses say he seemed like a white dude, but sounded kinda black?
  35. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:26 am
    Banker:"We are on a peaceful banking mission, to bring the best service to the people of this town..."

    Darth:"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!"
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    nitrain Male 30-39
    16 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 5:18 am
    Why does he need a gun, he could`ve used a Jedi Mind-trick on the teller to just hand over the money.
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    SeeSpotRun Male 30-39
    34 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:06 am
    Poor guy. He probably needed to get his vintage - still in original package - complete set of Star Wars action figures out of hock..
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    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:25 am
    His posture coming into the bank looks like the CounterStrike pose
  39. Profile photo of lawshark2010
    lawshark2010 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:42 am
    I find your lack of unmarked $100 bills disturbing.
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Makes sense.

    A wookie costume would be to conspicuous.
  41. Profile photo of MagsHeadroom
    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 8:05 am
    The five comments I can see on this page are all awful jokes. Awful
  42. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 9:45 am
    The good thing about following Darth Vader on Twitter: You find out about this kind of stuff before everyone else.
  43. Profile photo of Dead_Herring
    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    What an idiot, did he not think to wear a disguise?
  44. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 11:13 am
    @magsheadroom. If you strike down their jokes, they will become funnier than you could possibly imagine.
  45. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Now I`m forced to go rob a bank dressed as Sauron.
  46. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Dead Herring:"What an idiot, did he not think to wear a disguise?"

    Yeah, nobody would have suspected Darth Vader with some Groucho glasses.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Imagine how much trouble we`d be in if light sabers were around.
  48. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    "The power to rob a bank is insignificant when compared to the power of the Force."
  49. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    now that is commiting to it... i think most people would wear just the mask/helmet
  50. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    "Now I`m forced to go rob a bank dressed as Sauron."

    PLEASE DO!!!
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I hope people do realize that, at the end of the day, a bank was robbed, people were terrorized, and no fun was had.

    The most devious criminals can make people laugh as he does the most abominable things.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Even the Dark Side has fallen into bad times.
  53. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    cant even afford his lightsaber anymore :(

    the economy is affecting us all
  54. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    I hope people do realize that, at the end of the day, a bank was robbed, people were terrorized, and no fun was had.

    The most devious criminals can make people laugh as he does the most abominable things.


    Way to kill my lol.
    No wait, I`m still smiling.(:
  55. Profile photo of Nodroger
    Nodroger Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 2:23 am
    HA! I knew he was evil!
  56. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 3:31 am
    ahaha what a lad
    imagine this on crimewatch
    "We`re asking anyone out there who knows anything to phone in. He is believed to have links in Hull, Manchester and London, but could be in Tatooine"
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Typical Darkside.
  58. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 7:57 am
    The one thing I don`t understand is why the hell did he have to use a drating gun? He could have just force choked everybody, right?
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    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 8:37 am
    That`s actually how George Lucas affords to keep coming out with pooty movies.
  60. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Can`t we just lock up George Lucas and call it good?
  61. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    July 27, 2010 at 12:19 am
    This guy just won.
    I don`t know what, But he did.
  62. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Luke, I am your father. Join me and we will rob banks across the galaxy!

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